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Posts by plrndl
482 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Feb 2010
Vulture 2 spaceplane autopilot brain surgery a total success
Pop-up ad man: SORRY we made such a 'hated tool', netizens
Intel disables hot new TSX tech in early Broadwells and Haswells
Time to move away from Windows 7 ... whoa, whoa, who said anything about Windows 8?
£100m DMI omnifail: BBC managers' emails trawled by employment tribunal
Re: At least it's not my money these buffoons are burning
"I like the idea of free to view telly with no advertising..."
The BBC carries a vast amount of advertising, mostly for BBC channels and products, but none of it is paid for, and its commercial activities are so badly run and overstaffed that the make very litle money.
Incidentally the last time I listened to BBC Radio London, the most commonly heard phrase was "sponsored by HMV".
Secretive Apple's super-secret university is full of BULL chic – leakers
Samsung Galaxy Tab S 8.4: 4G Android tablet is easy to swallow
Wait, an actual QR code use case? TGI Friday's builds techno-restaurant
Nuts to your poncey hipster coffees, I want a TESLA ELECTRO-CAFE
GCHQ names the Hogwarts for Hackers
Just TWO climate committee MPs contradict IPCC: The two with SCIENCE degrees
Re: No Surprise
"I'm still waiting for the people with the supposed knowledge to come to some consensus as to what is really happening."
One of the major problems with "climate science" is that there's no such thing. The drivers of climate that we know about cover a great many different disciplines. There could be many other that we don't even know about, other “butterfly in Beijing” effects.
Adam Afriyie MP: Smart meters are NOT so smart
1. Anyone who is smart enough and concerned enough to make use of consumption and costing data is smart enough to use the data that is already available.
2. Anyone who thinks smart meters will lead to reduced energy costs or use is naïve to the point of stupidity.
3. The meters will be hacked within days of going live, putting them within the control of any bad-hat who wants to use them for their own ends.
iPad? More like iFAD: We reveal why Apple fell into IBM's arms
UK govt threw £347m in the bin on failed asylum processing IT project
Re: WTF
“How the Hell, can you not manage to computerise a paper based system with that level of funding.”
Actually it's trivial. Paper based systems are never complete systems, particularly in bureaucratic “organisations”. These “systems” rely on the existence of a small proportion of operatives who are smart enough and willing enough to add functionality to the system. When you remove the smart element and make the system run at GHz clock speeds, you get a solid lock-up.
The only way to get a working computer system, is to create a perfect system, then computerise it, as any fule kno.
X marks the chop: Microsoft takes axe to Nokia's Android venture
Microsoft: You NEED bad passwords and should re-use them a lot
Microsoft's Lumia 930... a real HANDFUL
FBI: We found US MILITARY AIRCRAFT INTEL during raid on alleged Chinese hacker
UK's emergency data slurp: IT giants panicked over 'legal uncertainty'
Report: UK.gov wants to legislate on comms data BEFORE next election
USA to insist on pre-flight mobe power probe
BOFH: You can take our lives, but you'll never take OUR MACROS
'World’s dumbest' suspect collared in Facebook sting
Microsoft is still touting Android smartphones – meet the new Nokia X2
DISPLAY DESTRUCTION D'OH! Teardown cracks Surface Pro 3 screen
Microsoft ups OneDrive storage, slashes prices to match Google Drive
Deja Vu
This is a mistake the phone companies made when they offered unlimited data contracts, at a time when "no-one" was using data on their phones.
It won't be long before someone invents a use for all this "free" storage, and MS will have to start charging customers for this, after they've become committed to the data use.
Android to drop Dalvik VM for high-performance ART in next version
9 Dark Social Truths That Will Totally Blow Your Bowels!
Microsoft: NSA security fallout 'getting worse' ... 'not blowing over'
The cute things they say
TIME TRAVELLERS needed to secure Windows 7
When will Microsoft next run out of US IPv4 addresses for Azure?
So, what exactly defines a 'boffin'? Speak your brains...
Re: definition: applied scientist?
Agreed.
The idea that boffinry goes with certain job titles is well wide of the mark, and it is noticable that this has been ignored by most commentards.
I also reject the suggestion that incomprehensibility is a requirement for boffinry, although it is often an accompaniment. Richard Feynman was a boffin of the highest order, and noted for his ability to explain the most abstruse concepts to mere mortals. He even induced arts students to voluntarily attend theoretical physics lectures, an awesone achievment.
Surely the essential characteristic of a boffin is the ability to put vast amounts of learning to a practical use that benefits the rest of us.
UK govt preps World War 2 energy rationing to keep the lights on
Ukrainian teen created in lab passes Turing Test – famous nutty prof
UK govt 'tearing up road laws' for Google's self-driving cars: The truth
FIGHT! Intel disputes ARM's claims of Android superiority
Linux users at risk as ANOTHER critical GnuTLS bug found
Microsoft's 'CEO of no' on Xbox: NO SALE
Re: Good luck
The problem with maintaining the Windows business is that it is based on selling an OS that is so bad that people will willingly pay for a new version that claims to improve on the old. I have personally purchased numerous DOS/Win upgrades for this reason, before moving to Linux.
Compared to its predecessors, XP SP3 was good enough that people had less interest in upgrading. W8 with its not-Windows interface really killed the goose that laid the golden eggs.
Microsoft now has to get out of the OS businerss to survive.
Skype to become 'Star Trek' style real-time translator, says Redmond
Re: My hovercraft is full of eels (Bing on Facebook)
I have a Hungarian friend on Facebook who sometimes posts in her native language, which Bing then offers to translate for me. The "translations" vary from completely incomprehensible English to almost pure Hungarian (only the word "fuck" was in English). I've never seen one which was in any way worthwhile, except as a joke.
It's Google's no-wheel car. OMG... there aren't any BRAKES
Microsoft Cortana EULA contains the Greatest Disclaimer of ALL TIME
Beijing to Washington: Ratted-out routers not welcome here
Microsoft Surface 3 Pro: Flip me over, fondle me up
Re: "Surface ***3***. i.e. this is our 3rd attempt after 2 dismal failures"
"Microsoft are very good at iterating. They don't give up after just one go; if they think the concept has legs, they'll keep trying and trying until they get it right."
That's why I'm looking forward to Windows Phone 42.
Creepy Facebook urges users to pester friends about their SEX LIVES
Elbow? Meet Arse.
The irony here is that advertisers use of the data is counter productive to them in my experience. I have turned off targeted advertising from Google, not because its use of my data is intrusive, but because it keeps showing me endless ads for stuff I've aready decided not to buy.