* Posts by thesykes

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Apple Store staff outnumber queues as new iPad goes on sale

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the numpty who queued 4 days for one must've been just a tad pissed off at the bloke who arrived at nine and just walked in and bought one.

Xbox 360 video cable boasts NOISE VIRUS protection

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Re: you think those are a ripoff look at these:

please tell me that's a spoof website... they don't really sell at those prices, do they?

Then again... looking across the office I can see exactly the person they sell to....

Samsung's Apple ban bid tossed out by Dutch court

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WTF?

Two wrongs...

Samsung are suing over patents that everyone agrees are essential and cannot be used to sue competitors.

Apple are suing because somone is using similar packaging and rounded corners.

And how much money is this wasting?

Smartphone owners demand bigger screens

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no thanks

seems I'm one of the minority then.. prefer a slimmer phone that doesn't feel like I'm carrying a tea-tray in my pocket.

Tesco blunder prices 64GB 4G iPad at 50 quid

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Why is there never a friendly, helpful lawyer around when you need one to explain the fine points of contract law?

I'm sure all of us here at El Reg comments would welcome them with open arms...

Android clobbers Siri in Japanese... and English

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WTF?

yeah... right...

"No one buys a phone 'cos it's marginally better at recognising voice commands – we're a very long way from when that matters."

Which is why Apple don't promote Siri at all in the adverts for the iPhone 4S... oh... wait...

Sony intros Xperia Sola with no-need-to-touch screen

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I can see some use for that. Using the BBC mobile sport site can be a pain, as the text is fairly small for big fingers, and clicking on the wrong link isn't unusual. Being able to see which link you're going to click before pressing is a good idea.

Presume you still have to touch the screen to scroll etc, so no problem with holding your finger floating in mid air for long periods.

Samsung spanks Apple in world's biggest mobile market

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Re: Well Duh

Worlds largest population, largest provider in that country.. potentially millions of new customers... just how much extra cost would there be to develop the required gadgetry to get it working?

At 30% markup on the things, I doubt any extra cost of the phones would really make much of a dent in those profits... do you?

Google, Asus co-brand tablet to take on Amazon Kindle Fire

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WTF?

What?

"the first to use Google's new Play online shop."

Funny... that icon on my phone clearly says Play Shop... and replaced the Android Market a couple of days ago.

Angry Birds in spaaaaace beamed to fandroids by NASA

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zzzzzzz

Am I the only one who finds Angry Birds very, very boring?

As for pigs in space...

Carmageddon

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Think my favourite part of this was copleting it and getting the super police car (can't remember it's proper name), then taking on the ordinary police and destroying them. And beef curtains.. peurile... yes.. but made me smile.

Ereader sales to slump as punters snap up cheap slabs – report

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Re: Market share slump

£89 for an iPad2? Really?

BBC iPlayer boss: smart TVs not sufficiently simple

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Re: Samsung joy

Forget the Samsung remote and buy a PS3 dvd remote. iPlayer works perfectly with it (well, as well as iPlayer can work).

In fact... TV makers... please take a look at the PS3 remote.... and realise how much better it is having a remote that doesn't have to be pointed with sniper-style accuracy at some unknown region of the TV and that works when someone is stood between you and the TV (perfect for switching off inappropriate content when a child walks in and stops and stares at the horror film you're watching).

Archos touts Android tablets for toddlers

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Re: Will be a big hit

"Archos - I think you need to do a little more work on understanding your audience"

I think maybe they actually do. Kids like to copy their parents, and having a tablet that looks identical, on screen, is exactly what they want. If you want something that looks childish and bright, buy a Vtech thing and see how long they use it before asking to use your phone/tablet, becuase that' much better.

To me, this looks perfect, looks and acts exactly like an adult tablet and will stop the kids asking "can i play..." on my phone.

Personally I'd rather pay £99 for this than half that for a crappy bit of plastic with a cheap dot-matirx lcd display.

Death to Office or to Windows - choose wisely, Microsoft

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FAIL

utter crap

Has the author ever worked in an office? Does he really expect people who have to use an office productivity suite every day to do on a 10" screen? The one thing most users always want is a bigger screen, not smaller. Add to that small things like no numeric keyboard or function keys on the official Appe bluetooth keyboard, no iPad mouse... Does he expect users to have the iPad raised up to an ergonomically suitable position and still use the touchscreen? Take your choice folks, hunched shoulders with it on your desk or screaming shoulders as you navigate around your spreadhseet at eye level.

Last thing... price.

Cheapest iPad + keyboard + dock = £481.00 (as per Apple online store)

Laptop capable of running Office = £300 from Dell (no reason for Dell, just a quick look for a price)

So, £181 for a smaller screen, poor ergonomics and no support for any other business apps. The author did remember that people use a whole array of applications that will never run on an iPad?

Tablets must have a purpose, but, creating word documents and excel spreadsheets aren't something I would want to do on one. The fact that the vast majority of business-critical software (databases, HR, accounting, sales, CRM) will never work on any type of tablet means that they are just not suited to the type of work us minions have to do... they remain, at present, the preserve of managers who like to pose.

Sony pitches pay-as-you-go power sockets

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I can see a use!

Dunno about you lot, but, where I work we frequently get warning about not using untested electrical equipment at work, especially at Christmas,with all those dodgy tree lights a favourite target.

Use these and problem solved. Bit of an overkill, but, at least I thought of something and didn't just criticise because it was from Sony...

Europeans turn backs on Ultrabooks

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Yes, it is. And so are the Windows ultrathins. Difference is, Mac lovers will happily pay a ridiculous price, Windows users won't.

Microsoft mulls touchscreen controller for next-gen Xbox

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Have to disagree with the Xbox controller being "a great piece of kit". I find it way too big, heavy and bulky, with a battery pack sticking out of the bottom of it for no apparent reason.

The PS3 controller is a far better design.

My opinion of course.

And no, I'm not a Xbox hater / PS3 lover... I am one of those people who have both consoles.

As for a tocuhscreen controller... no way. I want to look at the TV when playing a game, not the controller. Stupid idea.

British Red Cross First Aid

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cheers

downloading it now

Sir Paul McBeatle to offer free iTunes concert

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Heard a taster of some of the songs on the TV ad for the album.... truly awful

Apple eyes ISPs to sell 'iTV'

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FAIL

solutions looking for a problem?

Voice recognition and gestures? On a TV?

Kinect is a clever bit of kit, but, whilst it's great for playing a certain type of game, navigating through menus and options is a complete pain, using a controller to to do the same thing is far easier.

Voice recognition? How many people have used it other than when they get their new phone, just to see if it works? Not many... for a couple of reasons... no matter how good it is, it's not perfect and you look a tit doing it.

Is it really easier to change to BBC1 by telling everyone in the room to be quiet and then clearly saying "TV.. Channel.. BBC1"? I bet I can press 101 on the remote quicker.

Got a sore throat? Broken arm? Stuck on the same channel for the night then!

Finally... put your fancy TV next to one of Samsungs latest OLED screens and tell punters it's worth a grand more because you can talk to it, and the majority will just look at the picture and laugh at you... unless Apple have somehow managed to develop a screen that looks better?

Android dominates first-time smartphone buyer biz

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What bug ridden Android user experience? I'm on my second Android phone and have yet to encounter it.

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FAIL

where do they get them from?

What's the point of the "All SmartPhone Users" data?

It tells you nothing.

if 100% of the interviewees owned iOS or Android, it would point to mass defections to the other.

However, if 43% of respondents were iOS owners and 100% of those bought another iPhone, and 48% of the respondents swapped one Android for another Android... so what?

Totally pointless survey.

iPhone 5 rumoured to be packed with pay-by-bonk tech

thesykes

So, Apple add ApplePay or some such dumb named function, and then the fanboys claim Apple invented NFC?

Spring launch for Apple OLED TV with Siri, says retail mole

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Can they make money?

Of course they can, they can happily charge a ridiculous amount for the TV's, which will offer pointless extras that nobody actually wants, and the fanboys will queue up in their thousands to buy, just because it has a half eaten bit of fruit stuck on it.

Inspiration Works intros Android tablet for tykes

thesykes
Facepalm

You obviously have vast experience of using Android tablets from this manufacturer? No? Or maybe you're referring to other manufacturers?

You may be right of course, and I bet all those 5 year old users would be gutted at not having the lastest Android OS sitting under that heavily customised UI, wouldn't they?

Android hackers mull rooted mobe app marketplace

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Xperia too

My Xperia takes a screenshot too, only it is less easy to do accidentally, as the option is included as the last in the list when pressing the power button, under Silent, Plane and Power Off.

Apple launches three-pronged education assault

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Hmmm... your average crackhead will have no problem getting a fix in exchange for a shiny new iPad, something they're unlikely to manage with a physics textbook.

Cue increases in muggings in and around colleges and uiversities.

Brits got Kindles for Christmas

thesykes

Sat at the side of the pool I've seen plenty of kindles, just one iPad, they were sat under the stairs well away from the sun they paid so much to enjoy. The missus loves hers too.

Five... friendly, free Android apps

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FAIL

errr.. you don't

just as you don't need any of the suggested apps of the week. I don't ave any of those,and won't be installing any of them. Some people will. It's called choice, something some phones don't offer.

E-book reader sales to boom as prices plunge

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Do your homework...

before spouting rubbish....After all they still rip you off for the e-books,

Amazon Kindle free classics... currently over 4,500 free books. Top 5 of those by popularity.. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes , A Christmas Carol , Pride and Prejudice, Dracula and Jane Eyre ... you may have heard of them?

If nothing else, buying one for someone who is studying literature would save a fortune, picking up numerous Shakespeare, Dickens or Twain books for free.

Sony: PS3 sales ahead of target

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I have a PS3... yes, I admit it!

In the time I have owned it Sony have added BBC iPlayer, ITV Player, 4 On Demand. I can stream videos, download content for games, play online games. It's also been upgraded to play 3D content.

All of those things cost me nothing, not one penny.

And in that time they removed other OS. An option I neither wanted nor cared about. I'd say, as they are set to sell 15m PS3's this year, it is an option most PS3 owners don't care about.

So... can you tell me how exactly I have been screwed by Sony?

2011's Best... E-book Readers

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No mention of the Kindle Keyboard's text to speech capability... something that interests me as a family member has dyslexia and this would be helpful. Do any of the other non-Kindles have this?

BUSTED! Secret app on millions of phones logs key taps

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read the article...

"Some posted above asked who is paying for the data transmission - the answer being, until proved otherwise, no-one because no data is being transmitted."

Err... read the quote from Mr Coward:

“Our technology is not real time,” he said at the time. "It's not constantly reporting back. It's gathering information up and is usually transmitted in small doses.”

I'd say that means data IS being transmitted. Small doses, but, definitely transmitted.

Sky's mobile movies move leaves Apple, Amazon gasping

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FAIL

except...

You are missing out some vital facts from that...

Sky are part of Murdoch's empire, which includes Fox. Who produce movies and TV.

Sky broadcasts over satellite, meaning customers don't need high-speed broadband connections to watch HD films. My broadband speed struggles with standard def streams, let alone 2 HD feeds simultaneously, which the Sky+HD box copes with quite happily.

Sky boxes are everywhere. Millions of people have them. How many people actually have even heard of Apple TC, let alone own one?

The people with the real power in TV are advertisers. If they see a channel going to Apple TV exclusively, they'll drop their spend. They want maximum exposure for their money and when comparing millions of Sky customers and 14 Apple TV owners, you can guess where the money will go. (14 is a guess, it may be less) Sport' governing bodies will not sell rights to a company who cannot give sponsors the exposure they want.

Siri gets Android rival as Cluzee goes live

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FAIL

how much did the devs pay you?

This is utter junk. 19mb download for something that doesn't work and does nothing that is shown in the video.

iPhone 4S is for failures who work in coffee shops - Samsung

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If you queue, you deserve the abuse

Anybody who wastes their lives sitting outside a shop, waiting to buy something which they can walk into that same shop a week later and just pick up off a shelf, is an idiot and deserves ridiculing.

And that applies to any product, regardless of manufacturer.

Despite Android lead, iOS devs slurp scads more mazuma

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FAIL

the wonder of statistics

It's all very well saying that, in its entirety, a market has generated $x billion... but.. without a little quantification, that is pointless.

It may be that only a small percentage of apps on iOS are actually making any money at all, and an even smaller number making huge profits.

If so, you could say that, ignoring the top 10% of money-making apps, 90% os iOS apps are making a pittance, if anything at all. Of course the same probably applies to those apps on Android making money.

Finally, taking revenue as an indicator of profitability is just plain wrong. I'm sure that the annual turnover in the motor industry is huge, but, there are several, very large, motor manufacturers who could show you bank balances with lots of red figures on them.

Samsung v iPhone 4S French entrenchment: 'TOTAL WAR'

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Maybe it seems pricey, but, if for example Samsung charge HTC this fee, then it could be argued that possibly HTC are charging Samsung a similar fee for some technology for which they own patents. All hypothetical of course.

This means that all the phone manufacturers are paying each other, making the actual payments a fraction of the top line price.

That leaves any company who only holds patents on shiny, rectangular and with rounded corners in a quandary, as they are the only ones actually paying the full fee.

Hackers port iPhone 4S' Siri to rival devices

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Is Siri that good?

As a non-iPhone person, I am wondering if Siri is as good as it seems on the Apple advert? Not that I don't believe everything you see in adverts,companies would never enhance thier claims after all, but, it does look far better than any voice recognition I have ever used.

Freebie Android anti-malware scanners flunk tests

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FAIL

what's the point?

Ignoring the top apps makes this survey pointless. Do it properly, or don't do it at all..

Apple applies to patent a SIM you can't remove

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FAIL

You drop you phone, it breaks! Not to worry, send it off for repair and put your sim into your old phone sat in the drawer, no problem, people will still be able to contact you... oh... wait...

OK, you make it to the end of your contract, you get your PAC code and move over to another network, but (I know, this is very unlikely) not an iPhone. Normally you'd throw your old sim away, sell the phone or, pass it on to a relative, who can just pop in a new sim and they're away. But, it the iPhone now has no sim to replace, how do you transfer a new phone number onto it? How helpful will Apple be to someone who has bought the phone second-hand, from who they have received no money?

Apple expels serial hacker for publishing iPhone exploit

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this isn't about Android vulnerabilities though.No, it's not perfect, yes there is malware out there, yes there have been attacks. Doesn't matter.

Concentrate on the real problem. It is possible to plant malware in the App Store and there is noting you can do to stop it.

thesykes

strange lack of criticism of Apple from the fanbois... or hasn't the penny dropped yet that the walled garaden doesn't protect you from malware?

Here's an app, approved and accepted by Apple, that contains malware. Users are unaware of it, there's nothing to indicate that the app is malicious. If this can be done by a researcher, you can bet that it will be done by the less-savoury side of society.

The walled garden my look pretty, but, you've no idea what's going on under the surface. At least with Android you can protect yourself, all apps have to declare what permissions they need, and you can see those before installing them. Even then, you can always install a permissions blocker. Does the App Store show you what access an app needs? Can you install permissions blockers?

Bitch and moan about this guy being an attention seeker all you want, all he is doing is pointing out that Apple aren't perfect and the App Store approval process won't protect you.

Manufacturers testing wider cars for swingbellies

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not just seats that are a problem if you're tall. I'm not excessively tall, but, find many cars are designed with no thought to any driver over 6 feet tall. A lot of cars don't allow enough leg room, with the steering column not raising high enough, and I've driven a few where the steering wheel covers the top of the instrument panel, blocking the top of the speedo (right where the 60-80mph markings are) and even the indicator signals.

Minnow Android slab maker BEATS Apple in court

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WTF?

This looks like an iPad?

Were Apple's lawyers on drugs when they looked at it and thought "hey, that's a dead ringer for our shiny toy".

PlayStation 3 sales catch up with Xbox 360 total

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Alternatively, every person I know, who has a console, has a PS3...

Sony Tablet S

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Or...

if it's like their Android Xperia phones, you will.

thesykes

maybe they're following Apple's example and missing off obvious features, just so they can add them later and say they've improved it?

As for the review complaining about the lack of IR on the PS3, I'd disagree. The Bluetooth remote for the PS3 is better than IR. It works no matter what angle you're at, whether there's anyone stood between you and the PS3. IR remotes can be a pain if you're not pointing them directly at the exact spot where the receiver is (well, my TV remote is) and if you have kids you'll know that trying to change the channel with them stood right in front of the TV is impossible. Does this slab pair with a PS3 to allow it to control it?

Apple gets patent for ‘unlock gesture’

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So, what you are saying is that, by having an image move under your fingertip as you swipe, that is suddenly something new and magical? Other devices which used a swipe gesture to unlock, but, didn't use an image were not prior art? Wow... so, you just add a picture to something already in use and it's revolutionary?

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