* Posts by cyborg

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Android adware that MUST NOT BE NAMED threatens MILLIONS

cyborg

Re: And yet....

"Could care less" = Americanism of "Couldn't care lass" - which actually makes sense.

Wikipedia Foundation exec: Yes, we've been wasting your money

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Megaphone

Re: What, pay the creators?

I remember when geocities was around people were happy to make a hobby website on their subject of choice.

Some people just have a passion to share their knowledge and experience on the things they care about without worrying about whether or not they can get microtransactions out of people.

Valve uncloaks prototype Steam Machine console specs

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Holmes

Which they presumably already have anyway given their current target platform of "any PC that will run it".

Down with Unicode! Why 16 bits per character is a right pain in the ASCII

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Trollface

UTF? WTF!

You put up with CRAPPY iOS 7. You can put up with Obamacare too, says prez

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Re: Facinating

Yes, I believe that's how it works. If they really wanted to live the jumpers would have willed themselves some wings and they would have sprouted forth. I guess they didn't want it that much.

cyborg

Re: Facinating

The more amazing thing is that the US already pays a larger percentage of public money on health care than many countries - they just get a much shittier service in return.

cyborg

Re: I haven't put up with Apple's OS's for decades, Obama.

Yes, because that was the point of the analogy.

Ubuntu 13.10: Meet the Linux distro with a bizarre Britney Spears fixation

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Re: Reversing Moore's Law

"no, Canonical don't have work with the rest of the Linux community - but it smacks of the arrogance and short-termism of a multi-millionaire VC to fail to see the huge benefits (to Ubuntu as well as other distros) of developing for Linux generally rather than just Ubuntu."

Well that's only true for Canonical if what the rest of the community wants aligns with what they want. They clearly believe it doesn't so they're striking out on their own.

If it's all open source then the community can still benefit if they choose to use it. If not they don't. I'm all for plurarity of ideas - the best ones should rise to the top.

cyborg

Re: Reversing Moore's Law

To be fair to Canonical there's no particular reason they have to do what anyone else is doing and it's quite clear they have their own agenda in mind.

The LSD guru, the 1980s pop-star and video games to reprogram your brain

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Re: @Geoff Campbell (was: Computer games & drugs? Seriously?)

"My reality is my day-to-day life"

Of which entertainment has a 0% share and therefore you are superior to any of the plebs who would be involved.

"YMMV. Think about it."

Physician heal thyself.

'Modern warming trend can't be found' in new climate study

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Re: Real story

The climate *will* change. It was different in the past, it'll be different in the future. If nothing else the shifting continental plates will see to that.

If you want the planet to remain static you're fighting a losing battle.

IPCC: Yes, humans are definitely behind all this global warming we aren't having

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Re: Such a waste of time and paper.

It's kind of a problem that solves itself in the long run.

As with all such problems. It's really only our way of life at risk. And I think it's probably hard to accept for most that it was probably never going to be realistically sustainable.

Unless you get some real heavy-duty terra-engineering technologies going.

Thorium and inefficient solar power? That's good enough for me

cyborg

Re: Commercial fusion may not be as far away as you think

"Apart from energy, the only significant waste product from the process is helium, handy for balloons and making your voice go all weird."

Or more usefully for MRI scanners.

cyborg

Re: Slightly fruity comparison

The point is Mr NIMBY is that radiation is a fact of life and we shouldn't base public policy on emotional scaremongering from a position of ignorance.

That is the bigger picture that matters.

Google's latest PRIVACY MELTDOWN: Web chats sent to WRONG people

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Re: Not Surprised

I don't think that anyone should be surprised that the Government's policy on digital copyright is pretty much written by Google lobbists.

Google chap reverse engineers Sinclair Scientific Calculator

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Trollface

Re: You lot really have issues.

"Some of us have actually been there & done that."

Could you name someone who has?

Thanks.

iPad classes for DOGS offered in New York

cyborg

Dogs don't seem to be neurologically equipped for this sort of thing

They have no concept of abstraction so trying to get them to respond to a screen respresentation of anything is like expecting them to look at where you're pointing and not your finger. So WTF is really expected to come out of this?

Except separating the credulous from their monies of course.

Google's Project Glass headman answers most pressing question: 'Why?'

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Trollface

Re: Honey someone's calling you

"people need to be excited about new tech."

No I don't.

Selfie twerks its way into the dictionary

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These are all perfectly cromulent words

They embiggen the English language nicely thanks.

Why Teflon Ballmer had to go: He couldn't shift crud from Windows 8, Surface

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Mushroom

Re: Ballmer shmallmer

Us throw-back twits like to use the command-line to automate parts of our jobs that you less productive GUI-tards will spend hours over thank-you-very-much.

Bloke leaks '1000s' of Twitter login tokens, says he can hack ANY twit

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Boffin

Re: I don't even use twitter but...

In essence - it's ephemeral.

You'd barely even known our "digital society" existed if the power went out and our computers rusted and so forth but our carved monuments will go on for a few thousand years at least.

Japan's unwanted IT workers dumped in 'forcing-out rooms'

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Mushroom

Re: Think Sony has dropped content management.

Are you being paid to manage this technophobe friend's iPod?

No?

Then tell them to get over it or they can't listen to music on an iPod and they should go back to hauling a trailer with cassette tapes in it or whatever.

No distro diva drama here: Penguinista favourite Debian turns 20

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Megaphone

Re: What I just don't get is.....

Do you also get confused between potato varieties? Just stick to the big bag of white and leave the King Edwards, Maris Pipers, Charlotte, New and Baking varieties to people who can actually deal with a "marketplace" with, you know, an actual range of items.

Microsoft: That $900m Surface write-down is smarting

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Pirate

Re: @ robert_raw -

Unlikely - they made a big song and dance (almost literally for generous definitions of "dance") out of the fact Angry Birds: Star Wars is on Windows 8.

The man from Del Monte, he says... NO! .delmonte gTLD bid crushed, juiced

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Devil

Re: .icant?

I'm a self-facilitating media node.

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Joke

Re: .icant?

Visit my website yeah? trashbat.co.ck

It's well weapon.

Bill Gates's barbed comments pop Google's broadband balloons

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Facepalm

Re: Intelligence!

I believed you and now I have Malaria. :(

End of an era as Firefox bins 'blink' tag

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Headmaster

Re: Funny but wrong.

Actually the point of the thought experiment is that applying quantum mechanics to a cat leads to silly things like this so you shouldn't do it. Therefore I deem blink acceptable in this context.

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Megaphone

Re: Blinking Never Worked With Printers

Now marquee is a *real* tag of action that blink only wishes it was.

Where's the love for it eh?

Upstart's 'FLASH KILLER' chips pack a terabyte per tiny layer

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Coat

Re: How ridiculously fast?

They've gone plaid!

Geneticists resolve human dilemma of Adam's boy-toy status

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Boffin

Re: Hang on there Cheetah...

But people don't understand what tree structures are. They only understand the list structure. Where we're at the "top" of the list and everything else isn't.

cyborg
WTF?

Re: Creation less than 10,000 ya

You joined just to post this?

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Mushroom

Re: What is one day for God?

The obvious answer for an infinite being is that time is meaningless.

But then so are a bunch of thin haired apes so why do some of them insist it must care about them so much?

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FAIL

Re: The most certain are the least likely to be correct.

<quote>but to have morals as an atheist is irrational. </quote>

No.

<quote>Conveniently ignoring the fact that under atheism, there is no intrinsic curb on my hatred and greed.</quote>

No.

<quote>Sure you can look after the poor and the homeless, but what is the reason? Surely that is going against evolution, the survival of the fittest - you are diluting the gene-pool with failed material.</quote>

Populations evolve. Not individuals. We're all in concurrent genetic experiments. Fittest is relative. We engineer our environment more than any other organism except microbes. Many people don't look after the poor and the homeless. It may or may not be beneficial to the overall population. Survival rates for populations with those traits over the changing environment will change that.

In short: we do *not* implement evolution according to some Malthusian definition. We implement genetic strategies which may or may not lead to their survival. They vary - that is enough. And with meme theory much the same war of strategies may well be playing out in our minds and now with temes in our machines.

Note: genetic strategies are not absolutes. Environments may vary. No guarantees are made as to whether your genetic transport system implements complex environmental feedback systems or not. Warranty void if dead. The value of your genome may fall as well as rise.

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Terminator

It's not whether or not they teach them it's whether or not they teach them as factual or not.

I learnt about Egyptian and Greek mythology in primary scool and did Latin in secondary.

I will never forget asking in a RE class in first year of secondary school to the teacher - can't have been too many lessons in since we're starting off with the Pentateuch - if he believed any of this and he said he thought it helped. Since I found this stuff boring and the Greek and Egyptian mythologies interesting I wasn't convinced.

Ministry of Fun launches news quiz - and the BBC is in its sights

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Trollface

Re: Unbiased != giving equal weight to all viewpoints

"Reality has a well known liberal bias." - Stephen Colbert.

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Linux

Re: Multiple view points

> I dunno - one's man trash is another man's treasure, and all that.

Given Murdoch's attitude towards news it is really hard to take any of his news output seriously. News International is not exactly a company that is shy about promoting an agenda if it wants to *cough* FoxNews *cough*.

Kevin Bacon avoids slapped wrist after TV pipe-fatness claims

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IT Angle

Re: As a slight aside...

It's nothing new really. Hollywood actors are more than happy to appear in ads outside of the US. Just look for the Arnie ads he did in Japan for some whacked out craziness.

Taking the ad dollar domestically definitely gives a negative impression of how well they're doing.

But it does so here and the movie market is more international nowadays so...

In conclusion - no idea. Maybe Bruce Willis and Al Pacino owe Rupert Murdoch something?

Microsoft Surface sales numbers revealed as SHOCKINGLY HIDEOUS

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FAIL

Re: The purpose of Surface

Because the expectation was never setup.

OSX != iOS - Ok

Windows != Windows - WTF?

Rap for rap chap in crap rap app flap: Jay-Z blasted by privacy bods

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Meh

Re: In a word........ Why?

Yes, and this is why Enimem is at least original in this regard - there's even a skit on one of his albumns joking about it.

I would have to agree though that his early work is much better - not sure I'd bother beyond The Enimem Show.

Unreal: Epic’s would-be Doom... er... Quake killer

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Alert

Favourite weapon

The shock gun was a great example of how alternate fire modes could provide some new gameplay experiences. I don't remember when I first found I could detonate the alterante fire energy orb with the primary fire beam but when I did I used it all the time. It might have been in UT actually but there was nothign quite as satisfying as being able to send off a core, dodge and hit it to avoid enemy fire and gib the ever-loving out of your opponent - even if I did miss most of the time.

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Thumb Up

Re: Unreal Tournament & II for me

I preferred UT as well. Much preferred it to Quake 3. Very much enjoyed playing the level set on the rooftops in FFA and there was a CTF server I found 7 years or so ago that was playing a level with a massive rock feature splitting the map in half with various little routes through it. Does make me wonder if there are any servers out there still running as I feel a little nostalgic for it now.

Is it a BIRD? Is it a plane? Right first time – and she's in SPANDEX

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SHUT UP CRIME!

In other words if you get a chance watch "Super" - it's funny with drama and just shows up that you must seriously be insane to do this for real.

OFFICIAL: Humans will only tolerate robots as helpful SLAVES

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Joke

Re: Mandatory Apple comment

"Patenting obvious is Apple's business"

They have a patent on it.

Prince of Persia: Baggy trousers and curvy swords

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Thumb Up

Re: Sam Coupe

Frankly you could do an entire series of articles on the stuff Eastern European coders did on the Spectrum waaaay beyond the end of its commercial life.

Microsoft partners seriously underwhelmed by Windows 8.1

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FAIL

Re: Windows 7?

I'm sorry but Windows 8 to Windows 7 is not as a car is to a horse. You fail the IQ test.

BBC boffins ponder abstruse Ikea-style way of transmitting telly

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Trollface

Re: Green screen

"That way, I could (for example) superimpose Jeremy Clarkson over a background picture of a huge arse."

I believe that would be redundant.

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Megaphone

Re: The first thing I'd want ..

".. would be to be able to turn off gratuitous background music, all pre-recorded trails and interference on the tv screen like "coming next", "press red", silly little logos and continuity announcers crashing credits."

This comes up on Points of View basically every week and the response is always the same,

"yeah, we know you don't want that shit but damn it you are going to know what is coming next, you have to know what the damn channel is without pressing your info button and you will use those damn red button services - or not, but fuck if we're going to listen to the mere people who watch TV on this".

'Nothing will convince a kid that's never worn glasses to wear them'

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Terminator

Re: Why Kidz?

I believe you have your answer in your question:

"If you've got ground-breaking tech that performs a useful function, "

It's the useful part that's found wanting.

NASA: Trip to Mars would exceed 'fatal cancer' radiation risk

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Alien

Have no idea why anyone would object to your comments but have an upvote on me.

The problem will be that even if you have a cure for cancers you'd have to be able to treat them on any vessel where you'd think it'd be likely - that'd mean detection and treatment equipment would need to be factored into the cost of the trip and it may not actually be reasonable to have that equipment available.

There are lots of medical problems - humans are just not built for space. Hell if we're going to speculate then why not start genetically engineering people to cope better in space?

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