* Posts by Sgt_Oddball

2317 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Jan 2010

Iffy voltage: The plague of PC builders and Hubble space telescope controllers alike

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Plan B?

I thought this was pretty far down the plan lists by this point considering plan A involved trying the spare memory modules..

The coming of Wi-Fi 6 does not mean it's time to ditch your cabled LAN. Here's why

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Re: This months of work from home showed too....

I've got a house of Victorian vintage and whilst I can lift the floor boards the issue then becomes that of dropping it to the basement which has become a much more challenging affair.

That said I know that the gap between ground floor and basement is hollow so maybe... Just maybe.... It's also hollow from the first floor down. Though it probably would then mean I'd need about 20 meters of cabling to get from my office down to the basement switch.. Maybe drop 2 cables otherwise I'd end up with 2 switches before going back to the router.

Twitter U-turns after conferring society's highest honor – a blue check mark – on very obvious bot accounts

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Re: I used Twitter once

Ahh, so you follow GrumpySkeletor as well then?

SteelSeries Apex Pro plays both sides of the mechanical keyboard fence – and wins

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Re: I'm worried about longevity.

I've got a QPAD k-85 that's still doing fine (apart from the rubberised coating that's now been scraped off) after 12 years.

That's using CHERRY-MX blues and still feels as crisp as the day I bought it. Not one of the blue LED's have failed either.

My only gripe (save for the coating obvs) is it's in AZERTY layout but muscle memory makes it mostly a non-issue.

I've also got an Apple Bluetooth keyboard... Happily telling me it's now into its 18th year (yes I'm surprised too).

So they're really making em bad if you're not even making it to the first decade.

BOFH: Where there is darkness, let there be a light

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Re: Definitely pick which battles you want to fight...

It's also fun when your company gets bought out/merges. Everyone's assets management systems are different and sometimes just never gets merged.

I've got colleagues using kit from 4 business names ago. Pretty certain those bits of kit aren't registered anymore.

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Windows

Diesel...

Now there's a point. Wouldn't it have been easier to send the bean counter to check the diesel tanks levels (for the backup generators) with a dipstick and for there to be an awful accident involving a power cut, high voltage and large mass flywheels nearby?

Then again, that's if there's still diesel in the tanks. Pretty sure there'd be a hosepipe and some empty Jerry cans nearby.

Maybe they can pour some of the red diesel into the bean counters car just to show said bean fondlers misdeeds...

Revealed: Perfect timings for creation of exemplary full English breakfast

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Hang on....

The cook was moaning about not having an available pan. This implies that the chef in question only posses one pan from which to fry things with.

This is a problem long solved in our house and we've got 2 cast iron pans for meat (both ribbed for her pleasure and flat bottomed) as well as a non-stick that's great for fried eggs (needs no oil) as well some normal pans for the beans.

Having a 5 burner hob also helps somewhat.

Boffins boast of 'slidetronics' breakthrough enabling binary switch just two atoms thick

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I have to wonder....

Just how robust these switches would be? I mean a gentle breeze can dissolve stuff over enough time and when it's only got 2 atoms it's need the purest of vacuums to ensure just being made didn't destroy the work.

And that's before you consider fun and games of having cosmic radiation smash through it like everything else on earth with unerring frequency.

India's IT minister angry that Twitter broke local law by following US law

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Headmaster

Re: What a wonderful law

The thing is....

Notifying a user that their account is going to be locked and exactly why seems eminently sensible to me.

Locking a whole account because of a single article seems heavy handed.

Nuance as usual is sorely lacking on both sides.

Of course, if it's a recently setup account that only posting hateful, rule breaking comments - fine ban it. If it's an established account with a long history, ban the article and review the legitimacy of the offending article.

As for the notification to the owner, just do it. Users in other countries would probably be grateful to informed why action was taken.

And for the love of all that's holy please remind US based companies the rest of the world exists and has different rules. You know, like China does which they seem more than happy to capitulate to compared with others upto and including the EU.

What you need to know about Microsoft Windows 11: It will run Android apps

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Re: Windows

We can only hope.

I just had a quick squiz looking for the compatible TPM 2.0 module for my AMD mobo... Only one I can find is second hand on ebay for 5x retail price with 2 days to go.

Updating in production, like a boss

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Re: But ...

What a lovely lovely boy!

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On that note...

I don't really care in the code if somethings misspelt. So long as it's consistently misspelt.

As the end of the day a server doesn't care what a function, stored procedure or column is called.

It does however care about grammar... And encoding... And commands spellings....

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Mushroom

Strangely enough...

Everywhere I've worked that had no backups/test server usually got one quite shortly after I arrived.

Must be a pure coincidence I'm sure.......

(nuke icon, because I've yet to actually leave a smoking ruin. Yet....)

Lenovo refreshes workstation ThinkPads with 11th-gen Intel CPUs, RTX graphics, 5G

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Lenovo tried that...

In the God awful T/X/P*40 days.

The worst of it was that the whole pad moved when you clicked. Which almost always resulted in the pointer moving just before the click was registered.

I did wonder at first why they shipped them all with a Lenovo mouse....after a week I'd have cursed them more if it didn't.

That being said, the trackpad on the wife's Asus is good without the physical buttons but then it does also double up as a second screen with a few party tricks so there's that.

Playmobil crosses the final frontier with enormous, metre-long Enterprise playset

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But, but but!...

Does it have a toilet on there somewhere?

(one of the many reasons Babylon 5 was awesome - first series and they covered this very issue as well as the 'button and zip' conversation...)

Actually I do wonder if they'd ever do Babylon 5? Starfury to play with admire anyone?

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Coat

Re: What do you sell to a well-off 40 year old that doesn't golf ?

Yes, yes lovely now that it's stopped raining. Did you need that coat?

<uses spare coat to smuggle latest vinyl additions onto the shelves before the missus notices>

Mayflower, the AI ship sent to sail from the UK to the US with no humans, made it three days before breaking down

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Terminator

To be fair....

This is a good way to cheer up staff. All those who are miserable being in endless meetings need never have to darken the rooms again.

Getting fired? Nope, not in this room your not.

Project going down the crapper? No pointless meetings in this room...

Getting touchy, feely with a co-worker? Well make it loud enough and only those audience members grinning like a lunatic can come and join the fun.

Everyone's a winner*.

* yeah right....

BOFH: When the Sun rises in the West and sets in the East, only then will the UPS cease to supply uninterrupted voltage

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Re: Reminds me...

Don't, they'd only eat it...

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Coat

Re: Poor cyclist

The lesser spotted Dick? (or is that after his 'shocking' behaviour?).

It has to be said though the man seemed a bit of a prick...

Going now, mines the one with the Mars bar in the pocket.

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Facepalm

Re: Reminds me...

My Dad used to work on kit like that. Designed so that 80% of capacity was ideal and would run without much maintenance at that level for months at a time without a stop.

So of course manglement wanted it to run at 100%(+) which resulted in different parts of the line not quite being able to keep in step and thus breaking after a couple of days. Usually taking a day to fix. Once a week....

You do the maths on the loss over unplanned maintenance vs planned maintenance every few months.

But noooo... "it's designed for 100% so 100% it shall be"

Bad Apple Safari update breaks IndexedDB JavaScript API, upsets web apps

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Windows

You also forgot to mention...

Some of the Apple safari only API's they have as well like the one for Apple pay (that they give non-accessible, non-A11y compliant developer instructions for...).

It's also been about a year or two since I started thinking of safari in the same light as IE which is some feat I can tell you (though nothing truly forgives IE6).

Inventor of the graphite anode – key Li-ion battery tech – says he can now charge an electric car in 10 minutes

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Re: All very well but

I did 670 miles non-stop in Canada once. Only put an extra $10 in to make sure I got it back to the airport (warning light came on just as I went into the car hire parking lot)

Sgt_Oddball

Re: All very well but

Depends on direct you're going. Also when heading up into Scotland you'll find your fuel consumption is not ideal (what with the coast road being very winding on either side. Also lots of single track fun of slowing/stopping etc. So hypermile figures are pretty much out of the question. That said I managed to cover 650ish on a single tank up there in an xtrail so it's not that far off.)

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I'm guessing...

That what will actually happen once this sort of tech is available is that electric accumulators will instead become the norm (think big battery, large flywheel or water tower) collecting power at a much lower rate ready to dump a huge amount of that stored potential into a car.

At least that's how I'd do it under the circumstances. Should save on having random mad spikes on the grid after a million plus people decide to put the car on charge after coming home from work.

Do you come from a land Down Under? Where diesel's low and techies blunder

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Re: No pr0n without diesel

I always thought you started with the mechanical aid first then finished it by hand?

We don't know why it's there, we don't know what it does – all we know is that the button makes everything OK again

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Re: The knob......

Ahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahahaaa..... Cleaned he says. Cleaned! Within hours even.

Pull the other one, it's got bells on it (it's a prototype before we attach the cattle prod).

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: The knob......

On the other hand our HVAC engineers managed to make it rain indoors.

Complete with said black gunk.

Killed a few computers and my old full stroke mac keyboard (since replaced with the Bluetooth equivalent). Even after all of that....

Still no working HVAC. The thing pushed out as much fresh air as a flatulent corpse. Bah!

Linus Torvalds tells kernel list poster to 'SHUT THE HELL UP' for saying COVID-19 vaccines create 'new humanoid race'

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Part of the problem though...

Is we voted in these kinds of people they somehow assume they're smart because of some narrow gauge of intelligence (sort of like how AI isn't wise.)

Flying dildo poses a slap in the face for serious political debate

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Coat

Re: Was that a Dong missile?

No, it's replacement.. The Long Dong....

Can you get my coat too? It's the one with the bluffers guide to Far Eastern missiles in the pocket.

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Coat

Obligatory...

Johnson: [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Colonel: What is it, son?

Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--

Jet Pilot: Dick.

Dick: Yeah?

Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.

Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--

Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.

Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?

Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--

Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--

Baseball Umpire: Two balls.

[looking up from game]

Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--

Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!

Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--

Musician: Willie.

Willie Nelson: Yeah?

Musician: What's that?

Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--

Colonel: Johnson?!

Johnson: Yes, sir?

Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?

Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge--

Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or--

Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?

Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket

Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big--

Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty!

Woman: That looks just like my husband's--

Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!

One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big--

female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?

Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord.

Female fan: It's big!

Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's--

Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space.

Surviving eclipse season and resurrecting 25-year-old software with Windows for Workgroups 3.11: One year with Mars Express

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Re: air filled, so lucky!

Servers fine, ssd still pushing data nicely (only got the one SAS SSD but 15x 600gb spiny rust and all is well).

Really need to get round to doing some productive with it like using docker and webhosting from it.

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Re: air filled, so lucky!

10 weeks for enterprise SSDs you say?

*looks nervously at powered down basement server...*

Right... I'll be right back after some vigorous testing.

Ganja believe it? Police make hash of suspected weed farm raid, pot Bitcoin mine instead

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Trollface

Re: Dirty servers + clean shelves, oink oink

So the take away is leave a normal meter trickling away on small lights, kettle ect. But dig a connections through to a lamppost. Got it....

BOFH: But we think the UK tax authorities would be VERY interested in how we used COVID support packages

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Terminator

It's been a while....

I wonder if they're still writing off the quicklime and carpet rolls as a COVID expense?

Though I am surprised they didn't take him into the basement..what with the 'cleaning' robot that's still down there.

On second thoughts, they could have left a window open in the meeting room for 'ventilation'...

We’ve found them! Govt reinstates records previously missing from the Police National Computer

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Re: Manual insertion

Has anyone been watching the home Secretary's latest police raids? It wouldn't surprise me by this point if you need to sign in triplicate to acknowledge you've been arrested.

On a side note, does anyone know a good plumber?

Tesla owners win legal fight after software update crippled older Model S batteries

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Alert

Green vehicles...

Never seem to put out figures on manufacturing carbon emissions. I wonder why?

(I also remember an anecdote stating that the land rover series II was one of the greenest cars ever since around 50% of them are still on the road, thus manufacturing emissions haven't gone anywhere and are still being used. Can't find a source so take is with a pinch of salt).

Truly green cars will only happen when we can ensure the whole supply chain from ore to rust is managed in an environmental manner.

Just what is the poop capacity of an unladen sparrow? We ask because one got into the office and left quite a mess

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Linux

So what you're saying is....

You've left your windows unsecured and you have a problem with fat birds? (I'm still bitter over the pair of tits deciding our back garden isn't where they want to settle.)

Generally I'd just get some garden netting and just have it hooked at the top/bottom so you can still operate the window in both the open and closed mode.

Tux because he's the only bird icon we have.

Sony 'Workman', anyone? Consumer giant teams with Kawasaki on teleoperated ‘bots

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Terminator

In typical Sony fashion...

They'll get there first, make a robust product that lasts, but has too much proprietary tech that Kawasaki decides to abandon the project before someone else comes along and steals the whole market from Sony.

(I mean seriously... Give me a modern tech market and I'll give you a product Sony did first then lost the market by failing to continue to innovate)

Here's how we got persistent shell access on a Boeing 747 – Pen Test Partners

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Re: How long...

On a long enough period of time everyone's survival rate drops to zero...

- The Narrator

Kiss goodbye to privacy forever when brain-implanted comms gear becomes the norm – guru Whit Diffie

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Terminator

Re: "you won't be competitive without it"

Thanks... And now all I can think is...

You're a nut, you're a loon, you're crazy in the coconut! What does that mean? Tha...tha.tha. that boy needs therapy

Though it does lead to manchurian candidate scenarios becoming more likely I suppose.

Also, who would want a proprietary piece of hardware nailed to your brain meats? I'd hate to be that guy who bought last years doodad without the latest feature x that everyone has but it needs the new socket y installing before you can upgrade because you went all early adopter...

Activist millionaires protest outside Jeff Bezos' homes to support tax rises for the rich

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Headmaster

Re: Tax avoidance costs

Trickle down economic theory is a fallacy when tax is less than 50% and when those getting the tax breaks don't reside where their wealth is generated (if a billionaire makes his/hers/their money in New York but lives in California - where do you think the money is going to be spent? What on a global scale? How often do American billionaires spend serious cash investing in local economies outside of the States?).

Whilst yes, there will be some very wealthy accountants telling them how to horde their wealth, you can't guarantee that the money everyone makes not giving back in taxes will go to where its needed.

Fancy trying to explain Microsoft Teams to your parents? They may ask about the new Personal version

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Re: I guess it may work here...

Whilst webex did indeed have these things years ago it was never exactly what you'd call a pleasant experience.

Audio always suffered to the point where we had to use the phone numbers to ensure at least a stable line rather than the choppy/flaky connections that it'd do in our office.

For the most part teams whilst having other irritating quirks at least seems much more stable on the audio front and handles video rates better when connections get congested.

Oops, says Manchester City Council after thousands of number plates exposed in parking ticket spreadsheet

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Re: MC1192

I would agree. I've also been caught out by their bus lanes (lefthand turn with the bus lane warning on a direction sign about 20 yards before the turn and the signs at the junction were facing traffic coming from the right. So I missed it. Also no change of paint unlike Leeds bus lanes).

So in all likelihood I've probably been caught in this. Is there somewhere we can check if they leaked our number plate or not?

Japan to start stamping out rubber stamps and tearing up faxes as new digital agency given Sept. 1 start date

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First Direct App..

Has an interesting way of doing where you just take pics of the cheque and do it without even having to leave the house.

Pretty sure they have a limit to how big a cheque you can do but for small amounts it works really well.

Gone in 60 electrons: Digital art swaggers down the cul-de-sac of obsolescence

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Re: I keep my comic collection in shoe boxes...

In fairness the pioneer amp I last worked on, the carbon slides still work fine (after a squirt of cleaner) and the mosfets drive better than most sub-£1,000 kit. As for its caps about half had drifted off their values, the rest were still within spitting distance. Replaced the lot anyway, but will change to connectors next time I'm in there too make it easier to maintain.

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Re: I keep my comic collection in shoe boxes...

If you've got tape deck then I suspect your setup is of a vintage flavour, in which case I can highly recommend re-capping them (that and replace your tape belts).

Did this to my '70s amp and found the main power caps busy leaking rubbery electrolyte all over the main board. The sound difference made its more than worth the evening spent sniffing solder fumes. My only regret is I didn't upgrade the various board connectors to terminals rather than 'wrap wire around pin' used currently.

Accidentally wiped an app's directory? Hey, just play the 'unscheduled maintenance' card. Now you're a hero

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Gimp

The more things change the more they stay the same...

Recently installed a beta client for a certain game launcher (yes, I have a gaming rig, I've got a few macs and two servers at home. Don't judge me) and discovered it wouldn't start... No problem I'll just uninstall and reinstall...

Yeah, no...

This started an hour long tearing through various locations, cache directories and regedit before finding that CC cleaner (I was getting desperate by this point) deleted the recycle bin by default removing a folder I needed for the actual solution (uninstalling via a cached msi).

Got it sorted with some file recovery magic but still far more buggering around than a game client should ever require.

Gimp icon because I must be to continue to pay them money for this crap...

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all: El Reg takes Twitter's anti-mean algorithm for a spin

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Headmaster

Re: Your mother .....

I wonder how well it will cope with grammatical errors in the insult?

Romanes eunt domus

For instance...

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Gimp

Re: I don't think that word means what you think it means

Really? With the amount of anti-vax BS, senior politicians saying things that should result in resignations and tweets that get reported I really wonder about that.

I mean, just look at Laurence Fox (Pox? Sox? Whatever his surname was). It's pretty much a rolling chain of insults with people that don't agree with him and yet he's still on twitter.

Or is that the tame things they let onto the platform?

I'm starting to wonder if infact these companies should be forced to moderate the dialogue (not unlike El Reg - Bring back the Moderatorix!).

On second thoughts, maybe there should be a number of key commenters able to name and shame terrible comments? Force real world consequences for online misbehaviour?

Gimp icon because you know there'd be some that enjoy it.