* Posts by cd

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Doomsday Clock moves to 150 seconds before midnight. Thanks, Trump

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Time to get a posting to McMurdo.

Trumping free trade: Say 'King of Bankruptcy' Ross does end up in charge of US commerce

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Re: No naming please?

I've been calling him Dunning Kruger for some time now.

AWS offers $20 bribe to derps who buy old IoT condom-o-matic dunce dobbers

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I'll take a dozen, set them to order up expensive medical supplies with every press, then stick them on the wall of a hospital with a Do Not Press This Button sign next to them.

The hilarious thing in the AWS post is the amount of background work that it takes to set up a simple time-saving button vs setting a repeating calendar notification.

Mozillans call for new moz://a logo to actually work in browsers

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Re: Surely if you're an internet company ...

I just highlighted "moz://a" in your comment (as well as the first part of this sentence), and chose "Search DuckDuckGo for moz://a" (more edited copy/paste, since we're signaling our amazing skills).

The Bugzilla thread about Firefox came in third. First two are a company called Moz, who are in for a windfall, looks like.

Like Apple, Mozilla is focused on the wrong things these days.

Uncle Sam sues Oracle for 'screwing over Asian, black and women staff'

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Re: If only...

Perhaps SAP or Salesforce could help with that.

Apple sings another iTune following Brexit as prices rise by up to a third

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Re: What's the problem?

Well, I don't have either one, so sez you!

Typing this on an 8-year-old refurb MBP, still running 10.6.8 and Pinguy/XP in VM's. How many lappies did you buy since 2009?

Two new Raspberry Pi models emerge steaming from the oven

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Re: Off topic (a bit) but...

"The APIs

That you despise

Can now be run

On Raspberry Pis"

Burma Shave

Brilliant phishing attack probes sent mail, sends fake attachments

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That guy always wants to color-code things, that's his solution in Wordfence. However, often the color-coding is incorrect and actually makes Wordfence a little harder to use.

Given how AI is at sorting, I think a simpler solution is for Google to block linked images. They can be separate but not together. Also, this config could be easily added to a spam filter from their side. If their brains can't do it, why am I not working for them?

BT installs phone 'spam filter', says it'll strain out mass cold-callers

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Re: A Typical Scam Call I Get

True in the US as well. Not sure why you were downvoted.

Signed up for Verizon landline/DSL at a different location for temporary project. Telemarketers start calling as soon as I plug it in. Verizon rep says the number is being gotten from the directory, that they don't sell numbers. I point out that the calls came before the account was even billed, much less published. I had looked myself up on Verizon's own online white pages and I wasn't there yet.

Filed a complaint with that state and FCC, Verizon suddenly calling me to apologise. Telemarketing calls stop.

First step: remove fox from henhouse.

AWS, you crack us up. Rebrands Westminster 'Webminster'

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No, honestly.

Tell us about that $1m horse, Mr Samsung: Bribery probe slips deep into South Korean giant

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Re: Shocking!

Unfortunately, outgoing president Neville Chamberlain II missed his chances.

New Windows 10 privacy controls: Just a little snooping – or the max

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There's a Mac app called Little Snitch and a competitor. They ask about every connection attempt and you can make rules that stick. I block some Apple stuff because it's way out of date now, but I know I can because if I set a temporary rule with a certain port, it will try again with another port.

There's got to be something like this for Windows. Copy over a ruleset and the end-user doesn't even have to figure things out.

MongoDB ransom attacks soar, body count hits 27,000 in hours

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Re: The Wordpress of Databases

That disdain is a primary contributor to the problem. Fix your own car, do you? Could build one on your own? Know how to run a lathe and CNC? Forge metal parts? No problem fixing anything in your domicile that goes wrong? Never need a service call, correct?

If you need any help with those, you must be less than a burger flipper.

Many people just want to drive somewhere. Many just want to turn on the heat or take a shower and have it work. And the same with online publishing. Lots of people have very high skills in other aareas besides programming (yes, they exist) and don't care how the web works, they have stuff they want to share or discuss. And the people who could help most shit on them instead.

So we have Facebook and Wordpress and Flickr and other low-entry crap polluting the web. It's really your fault for not doing better. You are an expert in human interface, correct? Don't need any help with that, I hope. Should be easy then.

If you think WP is crap, make something better and help the world with your expertise.

Let us know when it's done. We could use it.

Florida Man sues Verizon for $72m – for letting him commit identity theft

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Re: The time has come .......

Don't worry, there's already a solution which is even more risible. Signing up with most telco's means signing away all tort rights and submitting to binding arbitration for all disputes. So when the telco really does FUBAR your life you can't do anything about it.

As we all know, telcos never commit errors in security or billing, and competent customer service reps are right there to help. So there's no need for the customer to have a hammer to hold in case they don't oblige.

Isn't that better? You did want a solution.

Routine jobs vanishing and it's all technology's fault? Hold it there, sport

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Hope those robots can buy some of the stuff they make.

Spotty battery life costs Apple's MacBook Pro its gold-star rating

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It has to do with the two graphics cards, the auto-switching between them, and poor programming as far as requiring the more power-hungry one when not really required. Apple's own Text Edit has the issue, so if Safari does as well it would be no surprise, since Apple has effectively stopped having a dev team for macos at this point.

If CR'd done the test with a browser that had script blockers and not retarded helpless Safari the times likely would have been more even.

That said, I'm still looking elsewhere for the next lappie. Not my problem they decided to pay that lady from Burberry's to market their stuff instead of hiring more techs and fostering an environment that enables innovation.

There is a clear difference between visionaries and functionaries.

Sayonara North America: Insurance guy got your back when Office 365 doesn't?

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Re: So...

I was at an outfitter shop one day, listened in on a conversation about a roof rack.

Salesman demonstrates why a certain (expensive) rack is the best because it's so easy to just open the clips and remove it when not needed. Why drive around with a rack when you don't need to, only a few seconds and it's gone from the roof.

Customer says that sounds very good.

Then salesman points out that a thief could also easily open those clips and make off with it, so for only $40 extra per lock he could buy 4 locks to protect each clip.

At this point I drifted off, no need to spoil lunch.

Bad news, fandroids: Mobile banking malware now encrypts files

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Re: You say...

Notice that the Play Store does nothing about that situation, so that users become accustomed to ridiculous permissions creep being the norm. There's no rating system for that, no mention of it until one goes to Install. One might wonder such behavior is being enabled by the proprietor.

'So sorry' Evernote rips up privacy changes

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Re: Replacements?

If you have a shared hosting account, Owncloud and other options can be had as part of the package. Some have installer as well, although I'd change the default options on directory names and places.

Sysadmin 'fixed' PC by hiding it on a bookshelf for a few weeks

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Re: deja vu

There is an American term for this; a wall job.

Customer drives automobile to garage with problem, mechanic parks it by wall. Customer comes back, pays mechanic, "all done, it's over there by the wall".

Kids, look at the Deep Learnings! (We’re just going to slurp your data)

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Not that I used Evernote, amused that people still trust the Si Valley Psychos © with anything personal.

Article prompted me to look at the cpanel interface on my lowly shared server account. Softalicious will install Owncloud with a few clicks, although I'd suggest mods from the default directory names for the app and the data. Mere minutes and I have my own cloud. who'da thought?

There are better ways if you don't need the app, remote editing text processor for one. Of all the sites that ought to have no Evernote users, this ought to be one of them.

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Re: Listen, and understand !

What we need is for everyone to write and save porn stories about the Google founders. I narrate them into my Android phone, esp. while in the bathroom so I have good background sound effects.

You wouldn't believe what those Google founders get up to. Really sick stuff, and they do it over and over (as long as I'm regular). You'd think they'd get sick of it after a while.

It's now illegal in the US to punish customers for posting bad web reviews

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This will be the last sane act of US government for the next 4-8 years. Please savor slowly.

IBM boss pledges to hire 25,000 Americans in next four years

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Re: Vocational training

The large trucking companies in the US have over 100% turnover rates. Every day craigslist and other job boards are splattered with their offers of a new career, complete with training. US gov pays for that vocational training at their company schools. Then the companies screw the driver by not letting them go home for months until they quit. The question is whether they make more delivering freight or doing vocational training.

We're close to Mark Twain's way of getting by; by taking in each others laundry.

Apple ordered to cough up $2m to store workers after denying rest breaks

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Do any work for them and their name becomes Asshole Computer. I did, and watched them break their own rules while being minatory about any contractor's slightest infractions. No different than any other big corp, just that this one also has a cult following so it seems worse.

Marc Andreessen has a pretty creepy relationship with Zuck

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Nothing for the Weekend, Sir?

Someone on vacay or is it austerity time at the Reg?

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Re: Egghead...

Scrambled...

Japanese robot space maid will incinerate Earth's dead satellites

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Late the beeb seems written and laid out by fuckwits. I read a para and the same words are repeated in larger type right below it. Further down, there's larger type I haven't read, until later when it shows up in the article itself, this time in the correct logical place instead of several lines ahead. I imagine that the kind of people who read newspapers with small pages and large type find it useful to only read the large bits.

Russian hackers got Trump elected? Yeah, let's take a close look at that, says Obama

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I upvoted you, but it isn't hard at all; irony is lost on this proletariat.

Samsung, the Angel of Death: Exploding Note 7 phones will be bricked

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Might be the most prompt OTA phone update in history. Percentages of "burner" phones still pretty low. More of a legal issue.

HBO slaps takedown demand on 13-year-old girl's painting because it used 'Winter is coming'

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Lhude sing goddamm!

US election pollsters weren't (very) wrong – statistically speaking

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Re: Mandatory Voting

I rarely vote. I live where my vote won't count because of the electoral college. A drop of water in the ocean would desalinate more than my vote would count. The upshot of the EC is that lots of logical people don't bother.

The EC won't go away because every time a party wins by gaming it they aren't going to turn around and wreck it. If everyone elected in US at every level was one party, the EC would still be there next election. Thus the parties put themselves ahead of the country they purport to represent.

The media and polls reinforce stereotypes on both sides, making this more entrenched.

Then there's cynicism: There were two candidates who spoke from the heart, one of them galvanised young voters like no other. But he was yanked aside and replaced by a monotonous corporate drone. The dems need to learn the difference between a visionary and a functionary.

So does Apple, for that matter.

RAF Club members emailed fake invoices. Has it been hacked?

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Tell them to see if the recipients are on a Mandrill or Mailchimp list.

PayPal proffers patch for OAuth app hack hole

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Re: No holding back PayPal when responding to security issues

They can't move fast because Thiel's hair would get blown out of place. Once hairspray becomes sufficiently advanced you will see amazing changes. They're using that beach as a testing area, thus off-limits to people who might be scarred by the sight of...something.

50 years on, the Soviet-era Soyuz rocket is still our favorite space truck

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Americans are devops, thus the F-35.

Investigatory Powers Act signed into UK law by Queen

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What, no disparaging comment about stupid "muricans this morning?

No spoilers! Norway won't tell Snowden if US will snatch him on a visit

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Be interesting to see if the new pres makes a deal with SovGov about this. Someone would have to teach him, using words of one-syllable and/or real estate metaphors, what it's about.

WordPress auto-update server had flaw allowing anyone to add anything to websites worldwide

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Auto-update can be disabled. I did that to all the sites I manage after one failed partway and displayed only white screen. Happened when they first came out with it, no notice that I saw that they were implementing it "for my own good".

I suggested that it be optional in the GUI instead of requiring lines to be commented out; the reply I got from the founder was that they wanted everyone patched. The irony being that the sites that updated correctly sent me an email that they had, but the site that failed didn't send anything.

Truth is that most WP users can barely handle logging in and adding content. Some of my users have needed me to do that as well, they just want a site. I'm happy to enable one more person to not be using Facebook and having more control over their content.

Wordfence was a great security tool that has turned into a mirror of Wordpress, more features piled on and the core functionality that made it useful is degraded with every update. This piece smells a little like Symantec alerting us all to a new dangerous virus in a press release. And the Reg pimping it "just for clicks".

LAKE OF frozen WATER THE SIZE OF NEW MEXICO FOUND ON MARS – NASA

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Nah, it's just a mile or so from the statue of Elvis.

Facebook recruits some help to fight fakes, but doubles down on wisdom of the crowd

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If algorithms work so well, why not run the whole company with them and replace the CEO? Show us some faith.

Why I just bought a MacBook Air instead of the new Pro

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Send it to me and I'll put a keyboard in. Get one off a scrapper that works or find a leftover OEM, iFixit or whomever. I bet you could do it. I have a China-copy ebay trackpad in mine that works better than the Apple original.

FWIW, a 2011 iMac and it will still run 10.6 although it came with 10.7. Easy to do a HD swap or add and extra as well, and lots of room for RAM.

Cook is their Ballmer figure, product guy who surfs on momentum until the numbers turn. Next will come Apple's SatNad if they catch on in time.

Samsung flames out as Chinese march on

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Would you mind terribly putting the stats in some kind of comprehensible and comparable format?

Mozilla launches 'privacy edition' Firefox... that phones home

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Because Marissa asked them to.

Hacker's Mac pwning expedition: 'Help, I've got too many shells!'

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Re: Get some perspective.

Everyone talks about earthquakes and computer security, but no one does anything about them.

Mac book, whoa! Apple unveils $300 design tome

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Surprised the cover isn't wool given all the gathering contained within.

UK warships to have less firepower than 19th century equivalents as missiles withdrawn

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Outsource defense to India like everything else.

"Thank you for calling, my name is Rick, how can I help defend you today?"

Shhh! Shazam is always listening – even when it's been switched 'off'

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Click Uninstall...Shazam, it's removed.

Bong: Let me talk to Trump

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Steve, can you provide traction to our movement to rename our nation's capital city?

We're thinking that Stockholm is appropo.

Mac administrators brace for big changes to Apple-powered fleets

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Why Indeed

I never buy Applecare or take my machines in for service. I fix them myself, so far have been fortunate not to have to redo any SMD issues. I do have a board to reflow someday when my nerves are of steel. If I take my MBP back to Apple because of a not-quite-dead hard drive, they essentially have my data. Yes, Filevault *may* not have a back door and so it would be perfectly safe to return a drive so encrypted.

So now there is no choice other than purchasing a new machine. If your company feels fine with returning the machine complete with data to Apple that's fine, but I won't do it with my mere personal data. Apple is building lots of data silos just like all the other farmers.

Best thing to do with a new mac is remove all the Apple crapware first thing. I have a feeling that scheisse like iTunes will now be considered integral system software if MDM is fully implemented. Mr. Cook is starting to resemble a certain character in a notorious commercial aired in the 1980's by a fledgling computer company that was going to change the rules for the good.

There is no one at Apple who has the vision required to make the changes they are making, it is mere blind striking out and technical frustration that lead to the monoport idea.

Google's crusade to make mobile web apps less, well, horrible

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Open an app killer, what do I see? Maps, Play, Gmail, etc all have opened uninvited. I'm sure they're not sending any data I didn't ask them to, they just like being open in case I should need them. Terefore they aren't impeding any loading times on things I did request, just standing by. Like a bunch of toughs on a corner.

And then I try to read an article. I scroll along... wait, what was that again? Scroll upward and now the browser's URL bar drops down as does the Brobdingnagian website menubar megalith.

There goes half my small screen for the sin of wanting to revisit a point. Makes it very interesting to even find what I wanted, much less back to where I was when I'm done, because if I scroll down enough they go away, so things keep shifting. None of the designers seems to have tried their own stuff on anything but one simulation app via a dedicated T1.

At a certain point, unless I'm held captive in a windowless dungeon, it's happier just to watch cows graze or women fondle all the veggies until they choose the first one they picked up after all.

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