* Posts by Martin an gof

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Planespotters’ weekends turn traumatic as engine pieces fall from the sky in the Netherlands and the US

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The BBC has been reporting - at the bottom of the article, but there since this morning - that "similar failures" have happened with that aircraft and engine twice recently. Quite what they mean by that I don't know, and engine failures are not entirely uncommon, especially if you count bird strikes, but if by "similar" they mean that fan blades have previously failed in the way suspected of happening here (and it seemed to be narrowed down to a fan blade very quickly) then that's more than a little concerning.

BBC News article

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Microsoft Teams still on mute: Vid conf system crashes, 'potential networking issue' blamed

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Boffin

Re: Networking problem!!

even if its a problem on the server, problem with dns, dhcp,

Surely DNS and DHCP are "networking issues"?

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Texas blacks out, freezes, and even stops sending juice to semiconductor plants. During a global silicon shortage

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Re: Probably insignificant when offset against the days they are working optimally

but you need the grid power to the gas network's pumps to keep going as well

Do you? I was once told by someone who used to work on the gas pipes that the two new pumping stations near where I lived at the time were self-powered. That is, that they used some of the gas in the pipes to power a small gas turbine which both pumped the gas and (could) generate power for the control systems. Sort of makes sense, though of course it may not be the same for all pumping stations. They don't half make a racket.

As for running the central heating, two points.

First, do not try running a boiler on a cheap UPS. At least, not one which has a "normal" circulating pump and fan. They really don't like the "modified sine wave" or "stepped square wave" outputs. I have found that newer heating pumps - the sort that are speed-controlled either internally or externally - seem to work, though I have yet to try one for more than a minute or two. The speed control is basically a switch-mode power supply so is better able to cope with odd inputs. We get more than our fair share of power cuts around here.

Secondly, a few winters ago we had a "gas cut", not because the pumps had stopped but because the local regulators had frozen. Gas only came to the village in the 1960s when a chemical plant opened up nearby. The regulators for the village were put in (or near) the gatehouse of the chemical plant. When the plant closed those regulators were not moved. The site was cleared except for the gatehouse which is, of course, now derelict. The "incidental heating" the regulators used to get no longer happens.

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UK watchdog fines two firms £270k for cold-calling 531,000 people who had opted out

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Facepalm

Re: Spoofing unused codes

Ok, I think I understand. The dialling code is just 029, the "20" or "21" is part of the local number and there are no UK dialling codes 0291. Apologies.

Should have re-read the thing I was replying to before firing away :-)

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Re: Spoofing unused codes

As regards Cardiff they have been issuing "21" numbers for some time, i.e. 029 20 123456 or 029 21 123456 (not the official spacing). Actually, although "1" after the "20" or "21" might be valid now, in the days of 5- and then 6-digit numbers it wasn't, so - I presume - only Cardiff numbers issued since 029 came in will have a "1" in that position. Likewise, only numbers issued after Cardiff went 6-digits (late 1970s??) will have a "1" in the next position.

With all the reorganisations of the UK's phone numbers there are probably gazillions of little oddities like that, and exceptions to the same.

Growing up in Caerphilly - an oddity in itself in that it had a Cardiff 0222 dialling code while it was surrounded on three sides by 0443 and 0633 - it always amused me that we had to dial "9" if calling relatives in Cardiff itself, like getting an outside line from the exchange. Then there were the "medium distance" calls. Barry, for example (more relatives) wasn't Cardiff, and had a completely different dialling code from long-distance, but because Cardiff was adjacent we had to dial something odd like "87" before the local number.

Wish I'd hung on to that dialling codes book they used to supply with the phone directory. It was fascinating reading as a child (no honestly). It also had the list of the "dial-a..." services, Tim the speaking clock, dial-a-disc, dial-the-cricket-score, dial-a-bedtime-story and the like.

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Devuan adds third init option in sixth birthday release

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Re: Modernism

the longer the Architect has been in practice the less the public liked them

It can go both ways. It has to be said that Richard Rogers designed a very practical and economical building for the Senedd in Cardiff bay, and had been in practice for many decades at that point. According to Wikipedia many of the cost overruns were directly attributable to additional anti-terrorist security measures added-on to the design after work was started. What many people don't realise is that while the "flagship" building is very obvious, it essentially only holds public spaces and the debating chamber with the government offices mostly being housed in a bog standard office block that was already there.

The original designs for what became the Wales Millennium Centre next door to the Senedd by Zaha Hadid - who had been in practice for (I believe) less than a decade at that point - were too radical either for the public, or for the government. Even the National Lottery refused funding. In hindsight the building would have been very pretty but rather expensive and probably impractical.

The commission was given to another architect - Jonathan Adams - who had been in practice for just a few years more than Zaha but came up with an immensely practical building that was a little odd on the outside (people call it the Armadillo) but works very well on the inside.

As for Fallingwater. I remember the first time I saw pictures of it thinking how "clever" it was, but then realising after a while that it was probably dark and damp and all those concrete cantilevers were going to be trouble in later years...

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Looking for the perfect Valentine's gift? How about a week of retro gaming BBC Microlympics?

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Revs

Maybe I should dig up my "hacked" copy of Revs, where - aged about 17 - I managed to find the bit in the code where the gearbox stopped at five forward gears and removed that limitation. Far from just a sequence of progressively "longer" gears, experimentation found that there were a couple of gears with both lightning fast accelleration and a top speed very much higher than normal. Thus it was possible to start from the back of the grid and be at the front before the first corner, and even if you spun off so little time was wasted getting back up to speed that it didn't really matter. Also changed the names of all the drivers to those of friends :-)

Or maybe I should find a way of digging about in the emulator's memory and see if I can stumble upon the same edit!

Would make a change to being beaten hands-down by offspring who are far better at SuperTuxKart either single-player or network mode than I am.

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The next departure leaves in... have you thought about a Microsoft 365 subscription?

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Meh

Re: Not just bus stops

Sorry, late. Yes we did try that. Some of the bespoke applications rely on bespoke device drivers for things such as USB dongle "keys" for copy protection and wouldn't even work natively under Windows 7, nor even a Windows XP VM under Windows 7. Under Wine, other applications did work, but with enough "foibles" to be irritating. I need to investigate central administration of Linux clients before recommending Wine as a solution where it does work and I'm no expert either, just a slightly technical "user".

The one thing I would really like to get working properly under Wine is Xara. The basics work, but the thing is extremely laggy (slower under Wine on my Ryzen 7 than it was under Windows 7 on my A10) and out-of-kilter; that is, menus and in particular drag-handles aren't active where you expect them to be. Quite a lot of other minor display issues (wrong colour menu text, things spilling off the toolbar, that sort of thing) mean that I can only run it in a Windows 10 VM on Linux, which sorts most of the display issues out, but does nothing for the speed.

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Re: Not just bus stops

So, as someone (partly) in charge of a fleet of public-facing machines that currently don't run W10 but are being required to 'upgrade' sometime soon, how do I avoid this? It seems as if only the LTS version of Enterprise can be upgrade-free, which presumably has implications for our licence fees?

Last thing we need is to come in on a Saturday morning to find half our machines have upgraded overnight and need some kind of 'user input' before getting down to their (very simple) day jobs.

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Machine-learning model creates creepiest Doctor Who images yet – by scanning the brain of a super fan

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Re: Someone with access to an MRI machine has misunderstood machine learning again...

Rob Newman is one of the guys from the Mary Whitehouse Experience

You might have been better pointing out that the Mary Whitehouse Experience was Rob Newman, David Baddiel, Hugh Dennis and Steve Punt. The other three have all had higher profile subsequent careers while Rob Newman seemed to drop off the scene for a while until a recent series on Radio 4, which I found rather good. All fourl are alumni of Cambridge colleges.

Newman and Baddiel are notable as an early "rockstar" comedy duo whose gigs famously filled Wembley stadium.

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Ever wanted to own a piece of the internet? Now you can: $1 for a whole gTLD... or $2.8m if you want a decent one

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Re: Thanks for the .spam update

Yeah, don't I know it? I have a personal .cymru and a .wales address, and the number of email filters which reject them is silly. Not only do I occasionally get emails bounced, but I also often come across "contact us" forms which won't let you enter any email address with more than four (sometimes more than three) letters in the TLD!

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Microsoft backs Australia’s pay-for-news plan, risks massive blowback over a lousy $3bn and change

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Rugrat Angelica

Or for those of us over a certain age, Lucy offering to hold Charlie Brown's football...

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Re: short termist

A similar thing has happened in many "traditional" media situations. When I worked in local radio 25-odd years ago, not only was IRN a completely separate outfit to ITN and therefore more willing and able to provide "radio ready" (as opposed to playing a television report without the pictures) national and international news, but we had an excellent local newsroom, certainly on a par with the local independent TV franchise if not quite as well-funded as the local BBC. There was a team of perhaps five or six full-time journalists - including at weekends - with many part-time reporters, and we took in two or three students a term from the university's journalism course. The radio station had a broadcast region covering somewhere less than a million people and was pretty much all live and apart from the Chart Show and out-of-hours news, all local. Money wasn't free-and-easy, but it certainly wasn't tight.

After several changes of ownership, the company which now uses the same frequencies is part of a major group and as far as I'm aware there is no real local content on the AM service and only a few hours a day on FM. Last I heard there were proposals to close the station's offices in the service area and move even that local programming to a broadcast hub somewhere else.

The same happened to the two regional newspapers which were based just up the road, the same has happened to the ITV franchise - which lost its 1980s-built studio complex and now has a few floors in an office block - and the same has certainly happened to the local newspapers, the only surviving one of which in my town is mostly free ads, syndicated content and rushed copy from the single in-area journalist.

These days, truly "local" radio runs largely with volunteers, makes very little money and is heard by very few people. The money is mostly online, is mediated through a very few, usually US-based companies who "curate" content according to some black-magic automated rule set, and editorial control of "citizen journalists" is practically non-existent.

Things do move on, but we have to find a way of funding professional journalism and getting that journalism to a large audience, even if that audience would rather not hear some of the stories which don't align with their world views.

No, I don't have the answer either, but it seems to me that what the Australian government is trying to do is at the very least a warning shot across the bows of these mega-corps that things can't carry on the way they are, and it certainly seems to have kick-started the debate in that part of the world.

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Re: short termist

Google's claim about driving traffic to news sites is patently bollocks otherwise the papers wouldn't be in the awful state they are in.

I think that's the key. Unless I have completely misunderstood the problem (entirely possible since I'm not actually in Australia), the reason this legislation came up in the first place wasn't to discourage linking, per-se, but to discourage scraping. If Google's search results return not just the heading of an article but the whole first paragraph - and sometimes more - then often there is no need to follow the link to the originating website at all, and adverts from that site are never loaded and can never generate revenue. If Google goes further and puts a larger part of the linked article into a pop-up box (again, I have no real idea if they do this; on the rare occasions I actually use Google search I will do so with most scripts blocked) then to my uninformed mind that's only one step away from stealing. Plagiarism at best.

It's like wandering into the newsagent, taking a photograph of the front page and then running off copies on a printer to sell for your own benefit.

Or have I grabbed completely the wrong end of the stick?

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How embarrassing: Xiaomi and Motorola show up to high school prom both wearing remote-charging tech

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Re: Waste and saftey

Indeed. This is what a directional MW transmitter looks like! (Google Maps link). I believe this was 1152kHz?

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Re: Waste and saftey

It can be both.

'Microwaves' implies a particular range of frequencies, 'AM' is a type of modulation. If you mean 'medium wave' (the frequency range used for AM broadcasting) then beamforming at those frequencies requires large aerials spread over a large area.

Horribly inefficient barely begins to describe it, I'd think, also quite likely horribly illegal at the moment, at any frequency.

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Completed Netflix? Indulge your inner nerd with a virtual talk from a computer museum

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Re: Paid for virtual tours?

The obvious answer is to sell 'tickets', either through an online shop if they have such a thing, or through a third party such as Eventbrite. Email the access code for the meeting - all the main platforms support this I think. Even the very smallest museums could set that up.

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Google's Alphabet sticks a pin in its Loon internet broadband service

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Re: Why am I not surprised?

But Starlink will always have a fixed capacity and require specific hardware. In the case of an earthquake or a flood which takes out all the communications in a small area, Starlink will get there first only if there is hardware on the ground to take advantage and only be useful until there is so much equipment on the ground that it becomes saturated. I believe Loon was also capable of hoisting radios which could talk to "normal" 3G and 4G devices, which will already be there, and for capacity you just inflate a few more balloons and maybe set up another downlink groundstation.

Or maybe it was one of the rabid dreams I seem to be having recently...

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Unhappy

Re: Why am I not surprised?

move around on their own randomly

The "clever" part of Loon, as I understand it, was the little compressor mentioned in the article. Using this to take Helium out of the envelope, compress it for storage and release it back into the envelope later, the system was able to control its buoyancy, In other words, it could ascend and descend at will.

Combining this ability with knowledge and forecasts of the wind at different altitudes, it was possible to keep a balloon more-or-less on station long-term.

Better than the "blimps" I was peripherally involved with at Magna in the early 2000s, powered by small motors and batteries, barely buoyant enough for their own weight and couldn't even fly against the draughts present in the shed,

Still, not cheap and it sort of makes some kind of disappointing sense that the project joins the growing pile of Google Abandonware. Could possibly have been taken up by a government, but likely easier and cheaper to deploy standard mobile networks.

Disaster relief was also mentioned as a possible use-case I seem to remember - bringing communications networks back to life much more quickly than rebuilding dozens or hundreds of cellular sites. Shame that won't now be possible.

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Signal boost: Secure chat app is wobbly at the moment. Not surprising after gaining 30m+ users in a week, though

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(taking a slightly Devil's Advocate stance here...)

We must not make it acceptable or justifiable for illiterate by choice Joe Public to say "I won't do it because it isn't easy".

Sorry, but we're already there. For most people under 30, and many older ones these days their personal computing device is a smartphone. Not a tablet, not even a laptop and certainly not a desktop. Some people don't even bother with a fixed line internet connection (unless they want to use Netflix on their TV or get it as a bundle with Sky or Virgin), which is a double-win because if you have a mobile phone, why would you want a landline?

Why do you think laptops have been in short supply these last 10 months? Because people didn't already have one, or had an old laptop that couldn't cope with Zoom, Google Classroom or Teams. Or maybe they had just one "family" iPad, but two school age children. One of the biggest selling categories (anecdotally)? Chromebooks. Schools' biggest headaches? Online lessons really don't work very well on a smartphone and "live" online lessons eat data allowances like Billy Bunter asked to guard the headmaster's birthday cake by a trusting cook, so vast numbers of laptops - mainly Chromebooks - and large numbers of 4G modems have been handed out because many pupils only have access to a smartphone, and some only have access to the internet via that phone. Up until now it hasn't been a problem.

I digress. Current WfH requirements aside, for the vast majority of what Jo Public wants or needs to do "online", a smartphone is sufficient and a Chromebook is luxury. Web mail is sufficient for setting up shopping accounts, receiving password changes or communications from school and is very convenient because it can be accessed anywhere with nothing more than a username and password. You might read your Gmail in a client on your phone because it all gets set up for you when you switch the thing on, and that's brilliant because it means you don't miss the important message from the Amazon delivery driver if you are not actually sat at the computer.

[Further digression: Who needs a camera or a way of storing digital photos and videos locally when they have a smartphone with instant upload to some cloud service or other. One person I know ditched her PC, where she had been keeping her photos, because she decided an iPad was sufficient. If she takes a good photo she'll send it to Vistaprint or Moonpig or whoever and stick it in an album, old-style! If the digital versions go missing somehow, she doesn't really care, but I have been on the wrong end of calls from acquaintances of "all my family photos from the last year are on this SD card which I accidentally formatted", so perhaps there's something to be said for cloud services.]

Ever wondered why you never receive properly-formatted, well-reasoned, gramatically correct and interesting emails from your friends these days? It's because they are writing them on their smartphones using those useless onscreen keyboards which are more suited to quick-fire instant messages. They are only emailling you because you don't use TwitFaceWotzaGram.

Instant messaging is taken care of with any one (or all) of the (probably pre-installed) usual suspects, and for everything else you use the pre-installed web browser, i.e. Chrome or Safari.

It's only the likes of us who persist with "proper" email clients, who would rather run our own "clouds", who are willing to spend the time and effort to choose the best software for the task rather than simply accept what you are given because "it just works" and who get really cross when flippin' work email sends Javascript from about two dozen different domains*, all of which actually belong to Microsoft, and Teams takes an age to load because it has to be responsive and look pretty, rather than just downloading a few k of text-based emails. I think my point about XMPP has been ably demonstrated above - everyone has a favourite client, and running a server isn't a trivial task.

Hurumph.

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*through experimentation I have found that not all the JS is necessary. For example, once you have got to the login page (I think it's three domains before that, depending on whether you have dialled up office.net, office365.com, any of several other Microsoft domains or come in via your organisation's redirection page) there are two further domains trying to run JS, they're called something like msauth.net and msftauth.com, but only one (either one) is actually necessary to get you logged in. In Teams, if you only want to read email, there's no need to allow JS to run from the two (I think) Sharepoint domains, which are where the calendar lives, and so on.

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Bear in mind that I'm more of an interested user rather than a hard-core hacker here, but if XMPP is just a protocol, you need to find a messaging app which uses XMPP - or create your own - before it's of any use for anything much. All the names you have mentioned are no-go in this scenario for various reasons. Some years back I did look at Jabber, but I wasn't in a position to spend the time on it back then.

I get that XMPP is in some ways a secure, extensible replacement for email, but unless the people you wish to communicate with also have a client which talks XMPP it's not much use. Simply saying "install Signal" is easy in the same way that "install Twitter" is easy, whereas "well, here's a list of XMPP clients, you might find one you like" may be one of the reasons fewer and fewer people are using email on a personal basis these days - compared with messaging apps, email isn't easy for Jo Public.

Anecdotal, I know, but I am struggling to think of more than three or four of my friends who actually use traditional email, that is a "client" on their device for personal emails (as opposed to work), rather than simply relying on webmail.

That said, I'm going to set aside some time in the next week or three to audition some XMPP clients and look into adding an XMPP server to the Pi that runs my email server. Any suggestions for Linux and Android clients?

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Why is roll-your-own a more viable long-term solution than Signal?

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Dell CTO shares his hottest trends for 2021: Four interesting technologies, one of which is still borderline sci-fi for now

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Re: 5G is fine with the plebs

But there's a difference between throughput per user and total throughput for a cell. 5G, like all radio technologies, is essentially a shared medium, so for a fixed total bandwidth more users inevitably equals less bandwidth per user.

Now, 5G might be better at adapting and sharing that bandwidth out on an as-needs basis, but as we found with previous technologies, real life may not quite match up to the marketing hype and for the vast majority of users, 1Gbps at your phone is not only unnecessary but probably wasteful - drop to lower speeds and improve battery life. Who cares if the front page of El Reg loads in one second or a tenth of a second anyway?

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The Novell NetWare box keeps rebooting over and over again yet no one has touched it? We're going on a stakeout

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Re: Fluorescents...

We have a 'Philips' 1080p 24" telly in the kitchen. Takes about an hour to start up for some unfathomable reason. Not really a Philips I think...

...but I also have a 17" CRT computer monitor by Philips, the old 'Acorn AKF85". Probably the best monitor I've owned, though my first Iiyama at work comes close. My second - and more expensive - Iiyama at work is very much a disappointment with an awfully inconsistent backlight leading to very noticeable darker and lighter parts of the screen.

The AKF85 is a beast. Recently reminded of this as it has just reappeared from the attic in preparation for a house move. Shame I don't have the desk space to see how it compares with my current crop of LCDs.

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Quixotic Californian crusade to officially recognize the hellabyte and hellagram is going hella nowhere

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Re: B, H

R and Q are not the official symbols though, they are just convenient conventions used in certain circumstances, Resistance is the Ohm - Ω while charge is the Coulomb - C. The former is often used as a substitute for Ω, but not in official documents unless there is no ambiguity.

Both Q and R seem to me mostly to be used in calculations as "variables":

Rt = R1 + R2

Rt = 1000kΩ + 470Ω

You might type 1000kR but only because your typewriter doesn't have an Ω key or 7-bit ASCII doesn't support it, and only in an unambiguous context. I don't think I've ever seen charge written as "100Q" rather than "100C".

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Developers! These 3 weird tricks will make you a global hero

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More of this please!

Just like to note here that I really enjoy this kind of rant. Please, more of the same! Once a week by Dabbsy isn't enough.

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Re: Saving the planet

Please can we have the scroll up arrow next to the scroll down arrow - not at different ends of the window - it uses less energy!

Although scroll wheels have largely taken away that problem, RISC OS solved this one by using the third mouse button (named "adjust") to "invert" many of the actions of the first button (called "select"). Thus, left-clicking on the "down" arrow scrolled the window one way, right-clicking scrolled the window the opposite way. Left-grabbing the scroll bar allowed scrolling in one dimension (with the pointer locked to the bar - a pet peeve I have with other OSes is that you can "fall off" the slider if your mousing isn't precise enough) while right-grabbing the same scroll bar allowed scrolling in two dimensions.

It is said that before MS brought out Windows 95 their UK offices had a suite of Archimedes computers and that some items from the RISC OS desktop were copied - after a fashion - in W95 (the taskbar for example). Why didn't they copy the use of the mouse buttons too?

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Re: Keep your damn "OK" and "Cancel" buttons way apart!

Or at least keep them in the same place! I think from memory it's Firefox, but one of the apps I use very regularly has a "save" dialogue box almost identical to the system one, but with the "OK" and "Cancel" buttons reversed. The number of times I've auto-clicked and then wondered why something hasn't saved...

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Amazon turns Victorian industrialist with $2bn building project to house workers near new headquarters

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Re: New Lanark

Great day out now - the museum is rather good, plenty to do and see.

Erm... When it reopens.

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Re: Quite in Favour

I don't think you can compare what Amazon are doing in the US with the Cadburys development of Bournville in Birmingham

Time will tell, but I think you are right. However, the article did seem to compare them, and not in a positive manner and certainly in the case of places like Bournville the anti social housing bias in the article needs to be challenged.

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Suckers for punishment, we added a crawler transporter to our Saturn V

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Re: Meccano vs Lego for large tasks

It is often said that Konrad Zuse built his first computers using Meccano in the 1930s. Not quite true, but still they were marvellous efforts!

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Realme 7 5G: Parents, this is the phone you should have got your kids for Christmas

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Re: I grew up with PAL

I do not have a "monitor" that reports 50Hz to the computer. They all report 60Hz whether connected via DVI (where that's sort of expected), HDMI or DisplayPort. My TV, on the other hand, no problem and I can set a 50Hz mode in KDE quite easily (or 24 or 25 or 30 or 60...). Likewise the projectors at work where I can force the Raspberry Pis to connect at 50Hz. Is there some kind of "try it anyway" option in KDE, even if the ability isn't advertised by the monitor?

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It's impossible to compare an analogue format such as PAL directly with digital video. The horizontal resolution of analogue formats depends essentially on the bandwidth of the video signal and for UK broadcast PAL this was around 6MHz which theoretically gives something like 540 "TV lines" of resolution if all conditions are ideal and my memory serves. TV lines always assume (for no apparent reason) a square screen, so the actual number of "pixels" viewable across a "540 line" screen is something like 540*(4/3) = 720. Reduce the bandwidth and you get fewer TV lines. Standard VHS with a luminance bandwidth of something like 3MHz can only manage 240 TVL or so.

Note that the vertical resolution - the number of scan lines - is fixed, so 625 for PAL, though quite a few of those are not displayed on screen, hence 576. For analogue broadcast these "hidden" lines were used to carry additional services such as teletext.

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Re: I grew up with PAL

All depends on the quality of the upscaling and, of course, the original video. I have some home videos on miniDV - an SD format - which look quite good even at huge size on our living room TV. We also have quite a collection of DVDs, some of which are straight transfers of (something like) broadcast Beta to DVD, some of which have been "cleaned and restored". The latter are great for watching and in some ways better than streamed video which has been lossy-compressed to heck and back.

I remember in the early days of HD screens we had some Sharp TVs at work and an LG. When running from a computer there wasn't a lot to choose between the pictures produced, other than the fact that the LG, being a plasma device, had slightly better colour rendition and contrast than the LCD Sharps. Back then Freeview was SD only and both TVs used a signal from the same distributed aerial system. The upscaling algorithms on the LG were phenominally better than those in the Sharps and the picture was much more watchable.

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Re: I grew up with PAL

Technically, PAL refers to the colour system; the image format had been around since 625 line black-and-white TV was launched. It has a "refresh rate" of 50 times per second, but each time it's only half a frame (one "field") so it does produce 25 frames per second, but effectively 50 new images per second. Interlaced video was a very clever compromise back in the day, a sort of analogue video compression system, but did cause more than a few complications when progressive - and particularly digital - video became practical.

Today my own videos are compromised because I have two cameras - one very high quality - which can only do 1080i50 (interlaced high definition) and a couple of cheaper cameras that can only do 720p60 and because editing 25/50Hz video on a 60Hz computer monitor is annoying, to say the least. It's not that monitors can't do 50Hz, it's that they don't advertise that fact to the computer, so it's impossible to select 50Hz and for 50Hz work I end up using a TV.

And don't get me started on iPlayer. If I use get_iplayer to download videos and play them from an HDD plugged into the back of the TV they look great, but live-streaming, even when the computer is connected to the same TV, seems to do some odd kind of 50Hz to 60Hz and back to 50Hz conversion, resulting in horrible jerky panning.

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All I want for Christmas is cash: Welsh ATMs are unbeatable. Or unbootable. Something like that

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Re: To be fair

Cash machines in Wales usually have a Welsh language option for the interface and I have found that it is often a much more pleasurable experience than the English norm.

Cash machines outside shops often fill the screen with unneccessary distractions - adverts and the like - but in most cases once you choose 'Welsh', these are entirely absent.

The downside is that I have yet to find a cash machine which gets the various Welsh words for 'yes' and 'no' correct.

You will often see a menu such as

"Oes eisiau gwasanaeth arall arnoch?"

With options

"Oes" and "nac ydw"

This is the equivalent in English of asking

"Is there a need for another service with you?"

and having

"There is" and "I do not"

as possible replies.

Worth it for the simpler interface though.

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And now for something completely different: A lightweight, fast browser that won't slurp your data

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Re: Not Free

Or my Cisco IOS 12.3 (IIRC) switches which moan if you are not using Explorer 4.

In a simiar vein, bit surprised that El Reg hasn't picked up this story yet:

Brexit deal mentions Netscape browser and Mozilla Mail (BBC News)

M.

No amount of Glasgow handshaking will revive this borked kiosk

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Re: Pacific Quay?

Then there are whole towns which seem to be confused.

If it weren't for the utter lack of a beach and being one of the points in the UK furthest from the sea in any direction you could be forgiven for thinking Matlock Bath is a typcal touristy seaside town, complete with chip shops, penny arcades, a 'promenade' and gangs of bikers turning up regularly, in the manner of Weston or Skeggy or Barry Island.

Somewhat amuses my children whenever we drive through!

M.

'Following the science' rhetoric led to delay to UK COVID-19 lockdown, face mask rules

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Re: When seat belts are mandatory, the number of car crashes goes up.

5th Gear (IIRC) in the UK did the same test, an offset head-to-head pitting a second-hand Volvo estate - as bought by middle-class parents because it is 'built like a tank' - against a slightly newer Renault Modus. Somewhat ironically, given Volvo's track record of leadership in safety features, the Modus was a very clear winner.

As for seatbelts, they do make a difference to mortality and life-changing injuries, even if the car has other safety features too. Airbags in the US, for example, tend to be bigger and therefore more violent because of lack of universal seatbelt regulations. US airbags trigger more opportunistically then those from countries with mandatory seatbelt wearing, and can themselves cause injury (burns, hearing damage) but they still save lives over having no airbags at all.

Similarly facemasks. 'Consumer' facemasks do not protect greatly against breathing droplets or aerosols in, but they do have a small effect. They protect somewhat more against projection, certainly to the front. They will have some effect on virus spread but back in March and April there were not enough facecoverings of any type to go around, and priorities had to be set. It's just a shame the Great British Panic-Buying Public couldn't be trusted to act sensibly when told the truth. Flour & bogroll anyone?

M.

'Best tech employer of the year' threatened trainee with £15k penalty fee for quitting to look after his sick mum

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I get the feeling a lot of awards are like this. My first full realisation of this was when Magna Science Adventure Centre in Rotherham won the RIBA Stirling prize architecture award in 2001 ahead of the Eden project in Cornwall.

I was working at Magna at the time and while the building was visually spectacular (the Eden project was just as spectacular) it completely failed as a workable building on so many other levels that most of us couldn't even believe it was shortlisted. It was horribly energy-inefficient, the "visitor flow" was poor (people kept getting lost), the building systems simply didn't work half the time (I've previously recounted horror stories about the drains) and while the fit-out didn't really count towards the prize there were stupidly foreseeable problems with the building, such as the main lifts which failed every time a neighbouring steelworks powered up and put a spike on the mains, or the pair of smoke sensors placed "downwind" of the "Big Melt" show, which meant that in certain weather conditions the alarm system would enter "first knock" every time the show ran, and if you weren't quick enough, or were unlucky enough, the second sensor would force a section evacuation.

If you are going to offer a prize for architecture it needs to do more than send a panel of judges on a dunner jolly and a 90 minute guided tour. It needs to investigate the whole thing, not just the headlines.

Once you realise that most industry prizes are awarded in the same way - i.e. on a superficial inspection only - everything begins to fall into place. Where did the judges get the best dinner?

M.

Up yours, Europe! Our 100% prime British broadband is cheaper than yours... but also slower and a bit of a rip-off

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Thanks for those thoughts. It has to be said that one of my main concerns for the backup service was cost considering this thing will - under normal circumstances - sit in a USB port completely unused, and at a base cost of £5pcm, Smarty was the best I could find at the time.

However, I also use a Draytek 28-series router and already have a couple of L2L VPN's set up, so maybe I could peer with one of those and use that IP as a backup. Will have to work out how to make this happen as a failover though.

And it still doesn't solve the Teams problem..

Things to play with after sorting all the house-related stuff which is probably more important right now.

M.

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Re: "but also slower and a bit of a rip-off"

despite two visits by "engineers"

Keep banging on, or get your ISP - assuming they're half decent - to keep banging on. Eventually you'll get someone around who actually cares about the job.

We were getting dropouts, speeds down below 512kbps and - a key factor this - crackly phone calls, on a line which had previously been as clear as a bell and a fairly solid 6Mbps sync. The first call came with the usual "if it's a fault in your premises we'll charge you" and an engineer who refused to look at anything external to our house, re-made the master socket (and made off with the splitter faceplate *I'd* bought) and managed to get 4Mbps once he'd sent a reset to the linecard and declared that was just fine. It wasn't.

The second tried the same tricks, but did climb the pole and make some changes in there. Problem still not solved.

The third one completely replaced the junction box on the pole - nine houses - checked things in the cabinet and traced the cable back through two underground DPs. Turns out he'd come at the right time and the last of these DPs was full of water and everything had corroded. He spent half a day reconnecting half the village, since when our line has been a pretty rock solid 8Mbps sync.

Similar thing at my mother's, where it took three callouts before finding the engineer who wouldn't give up. He found an intermittent loose wire in a junction box on the wall of mum's house - a box none of the others had even opened.

You'll get there eventually, but it might take a lot of pushing.

M.

Martin an gof Silver badge

Re: Disingenuous advertising

when people do move (as they do) it [good connectivity] is surely something they look at if they care. The 'if they care' being the important bit.

Oh I think that these days most people do "care", but they also care about a heck of a lot of other things, and I suspect that broadband speeds are pretty low on the list when compared to affordability, accessibility to places of employment, school catchment areas and other such things which are - essentially - "fixed" items, while broadband is "fixable" and it's theoretically possible that a house which ticks all the boxes except for broadband will soon have its cabinet upgraded to FTTC, or a cable company dig up the pavements or a 5G transmitter installed nearby, even if it has none of those things at present.

People often ask me why I commute 45 miles by road into work, why I haven't bought a house nearer. The answer is long and complicated:

  • when we moved into the area, that is where the work was and where family was and we bought a house we could afford
  • my wife got a job 45 miles East at around the same time I got a job 45 miles West, so it made no sense to move at that point as it could only have benefited one of us
  • by the time we could afford to "upgrade" on moving, and my wife was working much closer to home, we had several children settled in good schools, with good friends and good extra-curricular activities almost every day of the week, and moving purely for the sake of a slightly shorter commute (for me, longer for her of course) would not have been worth the disruption to their lives

So I continue to spend up to two and a half hours getting to and from work in the car. It's tiring, it's not environmentally friendly, it certainly makes my disposable income significantly lower than a closer-living colleagues, and I know that if I moved nearer work I could get a vastly improved internet connection. But at the moment other things are more important. Do you get the point?

Or have I just fallen into a troll-trap?

M.

Martin an gof Silver badge

Re: Disingenuous advertising

Some people have no interest in it whatsoever and have no need nor desire a connection. Even more people will be happy with the connection speed they have as it does what they want. And of course a few will want faster. So those few should cough up for what they want.

This is probably the key question - has it now got to the stage where internet connectivity is a "key service", the cost of which should be spread evenly among the whole population, whether or not they choose to use it?

In other words, is it now equivalent to schools, the NHS and suchlike? Where everyone pays tax towards providing these facilities, whether or not they use them themselves and - to take the comparison a little further - some people can choose to pay "extra" if the state-provided minimum isn't to their liking?

If internet connectivity is a key service, then we need to start discussing what the "state-provided minimum" should be. At the moment I think it's 10Mbit/s down which does seem a bit out-of-date, but I'm wary of suggesting we should mandate (say) 100Mbit/s as a minimum when I know for a fact that huge areas of the country can't yet get a reliable 10Mbit/s and that unless a Universal Service Obligation is imposed, any such upgrade on the minimum won't improve the situation for those people as it'll end up being provided to the "easiest" or "most profitable" areas first.

I think you are arguing that internet connectivity is not yet in key service category because if it were then you are dangerously close to saying "I don't have children, so I don't see why I should pay tax towards schools".

Though I could quite easily agree with "I don't see why my taxes should send other people's children to Harrow or Eton" :-)

M.

Martin an gof Silver badge

Re: dedicated fibre

In fact AFAIK the UK FTTP is split multiple times, up to 12 properties connected to a "manifold" which in turn is connected to a splitter node serving up to 32 manifolds which are then futher aggregated at an aggregation point.

I think most of us understand this part, it's been the case ever since xDSL came in and you no longer had exclusive access to one particular modem in a bank of modems at the ISP.

The key missing information is what are the capacities of those aggregated links?

For example, if the speed at the consumer's terminal is a nominal 1Gbps but the aggregated link out of that 12-connection manifold is 10Gbps then while you couldn't have all 12 customers maxing out their connections simultaneously, you could get pretty close to that pretty much all of the time.

If, however, that uplink is only 1Gbps itself then you have a 12:1 contention ratio and particularly at peak times, the speed you get is going to depend on how many people are streaming the latest must-see cat video at the same time.

Then again, didn't someone say "optical splitter"? Does this imply FDM? In other words, is the manifold exactly that, and converts 12x1Gbps inputs at different frequencies on a single fibre into 12x1Gbps "baseband" outputs on 12 fibres, no electronics involved?

In any case, there will definitely be contention at some point along the line because it makes no sense to provision 384Gbps of connection for 384 domestic or small business customers who can be guaranteed not to require a constant 1Gbps 24 hours a day, 365 days a year*.

M.

*why is it always "24/7/365" and not "24/365"? Or /366 this year?

Martin an gof Silver badge

At the risk of one-downmanship á la Four Yorkshiremen, for the last few weeks I've had two or three children and often one adult on "remote working", usually with at least two of them on video calls (though the schools mandate cameras off, so upload speed isn't a problem) and the only time I've had complaints was when the line dropped. All this on ADSL2+ that syncs at around 8Mbit/s down, 1Mbit/s up.

And I'd pre-empted this issue by installing a 4G modem on my router only to discover two very annoying problems. Firstly, the MVNO I have it with (Smarty - i.e. Three) won't allow my on-site email server to send (not expecting receive as DNS points to the fixed line), and secondly, Teams wouldn't allow a re-connection. Or at least, when the backup was running, clicking "re connect to meeting" in Teams came back with a message along the lines of "you are not authorised to join this meeting".

To be fair, it's the first time the line has dropped during working hours this year, and it was back up within about 15 minutes, but boy did I get it in the ear from those family whose work had been interrupted!

At some point I will upgrade to FTTC so that when three people are all remote-working the rest of us don't have to limit our use of iPlayer or make sure that the computer doesn't suddenly try to download 500MB of updates, but I have been amazed at how few problems 8Mbit/s has actually caused and a 50% hike in the broadband part of my broadband-and-calls package isn't actually terribly appealing.

M.

How to leak data via Wi-Fi when there's no Wi-Fi chip: Boffin turns memory bus into covert data transmitter

Martin an gof Silver badge

Re: Early WiFi ? (LOL)

The Sonifex broadcast "cart" machines I have languishing in the garage have mu-metal cans over their motors, and one of the sets of loudspeakers I have (probably the Wharfedales) has the driver magnets shielded in the same way to allow their use close to CRT televisions or monitors.

I seem to remember it was quite expensive stuff though, so not really suited to manufacturing a whole computer case :-)

M.

Why did Johnny and Jenny's exam grades yo-yo over the summer? Here's some of the code behind UK results chaos

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Re: No UK

We have our own in Wales too - Estyn.

Not certain they've done a fantasic job themselves, but at least they don't seem to have been quite as disorganised as Ofqual.

M.

Apple appears to be charging Brits £309 to replace AirPods Max batteries, while Americans need only stump up $79

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Re: Fix it yourself

Been using CPC for somewhere around 25 years now. Yes, you do have to be careful not to assume their prices are always the best (and remember that the website defaults to ex-VAT), but the same is true of any other company. In general they're pretty good, though they have had a few dreadful stock problems this year exemplified from my point of view by a mis-delivery of some lights (code AB12345 ordered, code AB12354 delivered). Because there were only four in stock when I ordered, and I ordered three, their computer systems insisted that there was only one left in stock, even when the bloke on the phone had (apparently) been down to the warehouse to check the shelves personally.

They took the three wrong lights back and delivered one of the correct ones within a week, but it took another ten weeks (IIRC) for the remaining two to arrive, and then only after they'd had another shipment!

Good lights though, very bright, choice of colour temperatures, similar in look to traditional fluorescents, much better quality and easier to fit than the nearest equivalent product at Screwfix at a similar cost.

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Cops raid home of ousted data scientist who created her own Florida COVID-19 dashboard

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Re: Ruby

the daily "people with coronavirus" stats are fairly quantifiable. You take the test which you either pass or fail, and we can then apply a bit of a fudge factor to account for "false positives/negatives".

I don't think that's right. The number you get from that is "people who presented for a test and were found to be positive". The "people who have coronavirus" is a lot more nebulous and relies on randomised testing of large numbers of people and extrapolating those results to the population as a whole.

We're currently measuring deaths based on whether they occurred within 28 days of being diagnosed with C19. As far as I'm aware, we don't then apply any further filtering based on whether C19 was the primary factor, or just a secondary one - or whether it wasn't actually a contributing factor.

So, intuitively, you would think this would overestimate the actual deaths directly attributable to C19.

Alternatively, you can look at total excess deaths - we're currently about running at about 70,000 deaths more than we would have expected.

And this figure is always higher than the 28 days figure, so intuitively seems an even larger overestimate...

But even then, this probably underplays the total deaths by a measurable margin.

Hmmm... so the first two methods are underestimates after all?

I think I agree with your general point - that we are never going to have completely accurate figures for deaths due directly or indirectly to this new virus. I'm not sure an error of 5% or even 10% will matter in a few years' time - it never seems to have in the past.

The key points are probably "lots of people died" and "mistakes were made by all - governments, scientists and general public - which meant that more people died of CoViD 19 than should have done". After that it becomes a blame game and however much we despise <name a politician>'s policies, putting them on trial for crimes against humanity is likely a hiding to nothing, and would waste an awful lot of public money.

M.