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I believe that makes it your round - I'll have a Guinness.
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There are a lot of advantages to the collection of bits of metal and printed paper you already have in your pockets.
- Almost universally accepted in the UK.
- No need to register or top up.
- Quick to use.
- Retailers don't need a terminal or to give the bank a percentage.
- You can take payments anywhere.
- Cash doesn't suddenly stop working at inconvenient times. (I'm on my 3rd Oyster card).
- You can easily check your balance.
- Banks and governments dislike it.
"It will be to digital what the Queen's Coronation was to analogue".
So it will be hacked together at the last minute from kit dragged in from everywhere, and only kept running by a combination of luck and ingenious boffins.
I believe the original coronation service was: "Right then, I've killed the old king so I'm your king now. Any of you lot want to argue with this two-headed battleaxe?"
Well my first thoughts were "oh dear", but I hope I am wrong.
The episodic nature of the book, will need quite a bit of work to be turned into a single narative. The temptation to expand the "action" parts of the book may be just too strong.
Done well this could be spectacular, but I suspect it will become a "Red Avatar", with stories like "There Will Come Soft Rains" lost in the process.
Oh and please spend the money on the screenplay, not 3D effects.
A company I worked for used to write a regular piece for a trade magazine. This was put together in an hour or so by somebody in the sales office.
The MD, without consulting anyone, decided that this person's time should be paid for, and sent an invoice with the next piece.
The magazine responded by sending the company a proforma invoice for their "advertisement".
That phrase conjurers up pictures of Liz, dressed in an apron, rooting through Tupperware boxes at the back of a fridge.
Liz (sniffing suspiciously at contents): "I hope he likes smoked salmon."
Phil: "Bloody fellow probably only eats cabbage and beetroot anyway."
Gran: "We've not got any vodka - will gin do?"
Liz: "If we'd had more notice I'd have sent the kids out to get some caviar."
Fifty years on and the main route to space is still sticking people on top of an ICBM. Where's my space-elevator?
Perhaps my reading comprehension skills are fading with age, but could Doc's paper not be summarized as:
1) Teenagers get depressed listening to music or vis versa.
2) Teenagers like the sort of music I hate and vis versa.
3) Everything else may or may not be OK.
4) Can I have another grant please.
I shall now go back to reading "King Lear", and listening to "Tosca", to cheer myself up.
Presumably the main media outlets will now be covering this story with the same lurid headlines and prominence as the original one.
I look forward to reading their headlines and the four page spreads about this acquittal.
Will we get to see the police officer concerned being led away under a blanket, as outraged locals bang on the sides of the van speeding him away.
No doubt the BBC are flying thirty correspondents to the scene as we speak, and the road outside his house is filling with satellite trucks.
I could be wrong, of course.
How difficult is it to make a transmitter/receiver to tap into the signals?
Maybe it suits THEM to let these things continue squarking away. I mean who needs a search warrant or a wiretap when you can just park your van a couple of streets away?
We need an evil genius icon.
"I am certainly not part of the problem and I would contest that the corporate industry of this country has caused the problems."
Unfortunately most government IT is not done by "the corporate industry of this country", but by the corporate industry of other countries.
Perhaps that's the problem then.
"Hello police? ... Right ... I'd like to report some sort of maniac is hiding in the bushes outside 22 Acacia Avenue ... Well he seems to be pointing a gun at passing cars .... Well yes I suppose he could be a photographer ... Sending an armed response unit you say. OK bye now."
Let's wait for the headlines when the first "Dirty Henry" leaps out in front of a vehicle and gets flattened into the tarmac.
<-- Hasta la vista, Minnie.
"War room invoked" = Brooms and vacuum cleaner relocated to corridor.
"conf call ongoing to discuss action plan" = PR machine ramped up to "full spin". Arses being covered.
"action plan" = Headless chickens sighted in management suite. BOFH and PFY making coffee and filling in overtime claim.
"Crisis Mgmt engaged" - Press release being prepared.
It's the fluorescent yellow one with "Seecureity" on the back.
Perhaps I'm getting cynical but I suspect the problem is more that some junior sub-editor has been desperately trying to get program details, and/or a sign off, from her "superiors" so she can send out the emails promptly.
Just in case anyone else hasn't mentioned it yet:
Gizmo? Sounds like they've got gremlins.
Does this mean it will now be illegal to describe the fate of William Wallace north of the border?
The poor bugger was hung, drawn and quartered in a particularly grisly manner, and then had his tar-dipped head stuck on a pike over London Bridge.
As if that wasn't enough, 690 years later he was portrayed by Mel Gibson in Braveheart.
>...in most houses you can plug two 3kW loads onto a modern ring main without it tripping, so with appropriate circuitry you should be able to get at least 25A from two adjacent wall sockets.
The key phrase here is "with appropriate circuitry".
You cannot assume even in a domestic situation that two adjacent sockets will be on the same circuit. In a building with a three-phase supply the adjacent sockets may well be on a different phase, so the solution that works at home may go bang horribly at the office.
You also run the risk of overloading the ring cables, even without any fault being present.
I have seen an electric shower connected in exactly way you describe. This worked fine* until one of the two plugs was left out. The whole 9 kW load then went on to a single plug and, as our genius had replaced the plug fuses with something rather more robust, there was a lot of smoke. Trying to deal with the problem the householder put a still wet hand on the live pins of the errant plug and ZAP!
He survived the experience with just a burned finger and a damaged ego.
*That's "fine" as in "nobody's actually died yet"
>Do you want to post a link to quotes from domestic sparkys on the cost of fitting a 32 amp socket at home?
Wearing my domestic sparky hat...
I would typically charge GBP 150 to GBP 350 to supply, install, test and do the paperwork for one of these sockets. The price would mainly depend on how far it was from the consumer unit, and what additional switchgear was needed. This is about the same as it would cost to install any dedicated circuit.
>Can your household electircity supply even cope with the added demand bearing in mind you'll most likely be charging it overnight when everyone's home and using the countless other electrical appliances?
A single-phase 32 A socket outlet is capable of supplying approximately 8 kW, which is similar to the requirements of a typical electric hob or shower unit. The typical supply to a modern house is 100A and most older property will be get at least 60A. There are ways of switching demand around where the incoming supply is limited anyway.