* Posts by seven of five

337 posts • joined 27 Jan 2010

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The eyes don't have it! AI's 'deep-fake' vids surge ahead in realism

seven of five

Re: Can we have....

> Can we have video software that removes the orange fool

...from the planet...

> and replaces him with a kitten?

FTFY. No need to thank me.

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'World's favorite airline' favorite among hackers: British Airways site, app hacked for two weeks

seven of five

> I feel like going back to paying in cash for everything.

Noooo! Only criminals insist on cash, don´t you remember?

edit: upon rereading, this makes me look like one of the tinfoil brigade. Which I thought I ain´t. Maybe sarcasm is officially dead, choked on its own vomit.

Oh, well.

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Drama as boffins claim to reach the Holy Grail of superconductivity

seven of five

Re: Extraordinary claims—

> A company exercising a patent on practically achievable, economically useful room temperature superconductivity would

become extinct, terminated, outlawed and ignored quicker than a New York taxi behind you would start to honk if the traffic light turns green.

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Wasted worker wasps wanna know – oi! – who are you looking at?

seven of five

Welcome

to the electric circus.

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seven of five

Re: Wasps?

We have a nest of european hornets in the trees behind the house. Impressive to see them air-to-air kill the wasps and om-nom-nom off they are again.

I like hornets, loud and large enough so you do not sit on them, kill wasps and relaxed indoors, so the can be brought outside.

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Wait, did you hear that? That rumbling in the distance? Sounds like... a 16-socket IBM Power9 box shuffling this way

seven of five

Re: New customers?

S/4 HANA. The core to memory ratios are much more relaxed on power so you don´t have to scale out early.

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seven of five

Re: So many threads!

PCIe4 and 64T of memory are not going to hurt, either.

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Cracking the passwords of some WPA2 Wi-Fi networks just got easier

seven of five

Re: Nice Model M KB in piccie

Also the casing is wider.

With a dozen Model M at your disposal: do you intend to live forever?

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I see you're trying to leak a file! US military seeks Clippy-like AI to stop future Snowdens

seven of five

I see fun times ahead

Soon, the most common phrase said in front of a computer will be: "NO!! I don´t you bloody ARRRrr...!" *sound of keyboard being mistreated*

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Banks told: Look, your systems WILL fail. What is your backup plan?

seven of five

To paraphrase a common saying

"Cash, Motherfucker[1], do you use it?"

and untested backups are worse than no backups - as they give you a false sense of security.

[1] apart from the expletive: is this to be capitalised or is it a common word?

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Please tighten your passwords and assume the brace position, says plane-tracking site

seven of five
Joke

Re: Great site

Yeah, so whatcha gonna do aboutit? Buy a SA-11 missle system and blast them outta sky? (Oh, wait)

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Citation needed: Europe claims Kaspersky wares 'confirmed as malicious'

seven of five

Re: And remove USA software?

Of course not: These are THE GOOD GUYS!

Don´t be silly.

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BlackBerry Key2: Clickier, nippier, but how many people still want a QWERTY?

seven of five
Joke

pre-owned soul, barely used

"a pre-owned soul but I swear it's barely used"

Are you sure this isn´t "a conscience" you are talking about?

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seven of five

"but how many people still want a QWERTY?"

I, here, ME! *hops, waves*

I don´t *want* a qwerty phone, I NEED one.

and jftr: wives Priv yesterday got an OS update from Blackberry. Yes, we were surprised as well.

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Kaspersky Lab's move from Russia to Switzerland fails to save it from Dutch oven

seven of five

Re: Kasperspanic!

barechested.

riding a bear.

with a rifle.

at least.

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Honey, I shrunk the mainframe: Fujitsu freshens up GS21 kit

seven of five

Re: It's all about the base

They (mainframe users) have started to siphon off the midrange guys doing hpux/solaris/aix et al. Which are only 10 to 15 years younger, but still. After us? No idea. Armageddon, probably.

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Facebook admits it does track non-users, for their own good

seven of five

to say it with that nice song from the South Park movie

Shut your *beep*ing face, Uncle *beep*a

You're a *beep* sucking, *beep* licking Uncle *beep*a

You're an Uncle *beep*a, yes, it's true

Nobody *beep*s uncles quite like you

no script all the way, it really _is_ worth the inconvenience.

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He He He: Seagate's gasbag Exos spinner surges up to 14TB

seven of five

Re: 1PB of capacity in a rack

The 60 drive enclosures are hotswap as well, you just have to pull out an entire shelf and open the lid. No fun on U36-40. btdt and didn´t tip the rack.

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seven of five

1PB of capacity in a rack

make that 6PB:

60 drives interface down per 4U, times 10 for a 42U rack= 600 drives, 6+2 raid6, 8 hot spare, 74 sets of 84TB base 10, 6.2 PByte.

Weight might be an issue, though...

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Boeing ships its 10,000th 737

seven of five

only 7000 A320

Well, one could mention the A320 is fron 1987, so it had 20 years (40%) less to sell 70% of the 737s market share. otoh, the pace only picked up in the last 15 years.

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WhatsApp agrees not to share user info with the Zuckerborg… for now

seven of five

The exact wording will be:

"We promise not to share you data until you catch us doing it."

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BlackBerry unveils bold new strategy: Suing the c**p out of Facebook

seven of five

Re: Whatsapp

Just because they do not charge currency for their messenger does not (for the greatest possible meaning of "not") mean you do not pay for using it. And don´t be mistaken, facebook does very, very well know how to "monetize" their app.

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Bitcoin heist with a twist: This time it's servers that were stolen

seven of five

Ohhhh, volcano.

Magma. I like the sound of that word :)

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Spectre haunts Intel's SGX defense: CPU flaws can be exploited to snoop on enclaves

seven of five

big news:

Who owns the tin, owns the data.

The way it has always been, the way it will always be.

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Unlucky Linux boxes trampled by NPM code update, patch zapped

seven of five

Re: So testing before deploying isn't a "thing" anymore?

While I would gladly strike another blow against agile devoppers with you, occams razor dictates this is just another case of "Idiots being idiots doing idiot things".

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UK names Russia as source of NotPetya, USA follows suit

seven of five

Traitor!

Proof by claim.

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If you haven't already killed Lotus Notes, IBM just gave you the perfect reason to do it now, fast

seven of five

Re: CVE-2018-1383 @Seven

Unfortunately I have not seen internal documentation, otherwise I wouldn´t be working here[tm]. I do have quite some experience with IBM though.

CAA is always with AIX, though hacmp these days uses it for topology services. If it would affect only hacmp I would have been unable to pin it down to caa, hacmp pobably has enough holes on its own.

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seven of five

CVE-2018-1383

affected fileset is bos.cluster.rte, so this should be within the CAA subsystem. Probably something with guessing cluster and node id and then impersonating another node. The kind of "exploit" which only works if you already have extensive knowledge, priviledge and time within the network on your hand.

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Apple's top-secret iBoot firmware source code spills onto GitHub for some insane reason

seven of five

Re: My device - I'll jail break it if I want to ...

Yes, if you break it, you get to keep the pieces. Or something along these lines.

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NASA's zombie IMAGE satellite is powered up and working quite nicely

seven of five

Re: Ahh...the old 'drain the power...

Actually, it is quite easy to get something up there and give the switch a good, percussive maintenance. The really hard part is having the sat in one piece afterwards.

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Dinosaurs gathered at NASA Goddard site for fatal feeding frenzy

seven of five
Black Helicopters

tinfoil hat time!

Of course there are diosaur tracks at this "NASA" facility! It was THEM who put disosaurs onto earth in first place from their secret time-travel centre. And when the dinoaurs disembarked they left the tracks. For their "sientissts" to find them.

See?

SEE?!?

THEM, all the way. *spittle*

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Job ad for designer proves its point with MS Paint shocker

seven of five

Actually...

I quite like the ad, bit of tongue in cheek humor.

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Jocks in shock as Irn-Bru set to slash sugar and girder content

seven of five

Blasphemy.

If you can´t cope with the BRU, get out!

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Brazil says it has bagged Royal Navy flagship HMS Ocean for £84m

seven of five

Re: Basic arthimetic

Nah, no hooks on hms ocean. Neither on lizzie, bein part of the problem... scnr.

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seven of five

Re: Basic arthimetic

Yes, but just imagine what an F-35 can do instead: it FLIES! (sometimes, if the wind on the runway doesn´t extinguish its engine (speaking of which, it isn´t included in said 50 meeelion quid)), and it is STEALTHY (somehow "stealth" is wrong in caps, so: *whisper* "stealthy") - oh so *whisper* stealthy, most of the time it it will be completely undetectable in the air. And its DEADLY (caps allright here), it is sooo deadly it KILLS (even its own pilots due to malfunctioning oxygen supply, but hey, kill is kill...).

I might be wrong on the last point, though, could have been the F22...

As an evildoing (cia installed) dictator, I´d be trembling all day and crying in bed should HMS fat lady cruise up and threaten me with two dozen bombs per day. Much worse than this old (newer than my car, though), sold rustbucket which is more a glorified cruise shi*knockknock* whos there? ROYAL MARINES DAKKADAKKADAKKA....

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All the AIs NVMe, says IBM: Claims POWER9s + InfiniBand brainier than COTS

seven of five

Probably: They got there first, so they have the bragging rights.

otoh: yes, new is quicker than old. Big deal.

Oh well, who understands marketing anyway?

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HMS Queen Elizabeth has sprung a leak and everyone's all a-tizzy

seven of five
Joke

"With no planes to fly off her, we might as well sink her"?

A natural reef will make you popular with the greens.

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Signing up for the RAF? Don't bother – you've been Capita'd

seven of five
Mushroom

RAF?

Well, unlike the RN, RAF still has planes... so it might be a good^H^H^H^H^Hbetter idea. *grumble, grumble...*

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Scotland, now is your time… to launch Brexit Britain into SPAAAACE!

seven of five
Joke

Re: Prestwick??

"Fiery Death and Destruction would rain down on Southern Scotland, Denmark, Germany and points East."

You make that sound like it is a bad thing.

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Facebook bends to pressure, opens German center to löschen abuse, gets yelled at by spies

seven of five

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scnr

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Possible cut to British F-35 order considered before Parliament

seven of five

sans starboard landing gear.

Given the past record on this order, we´ll probably end up with 50 jets, each lacking the starboard wheel or maybe a stabilizer...

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HPE straps AMD chip into 2P/2U server box with Epyc results

seven of five

the other six 2.5" go into the back

instead of the expansion cards

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'Sticky runway' closes Canadian airport

seven of five

Re: Self interest?

Fist of all, with female pilots it is not a cockpit anymore but a box office.

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Who'd a thunk it? IBM has a hyperconverged play – feel the POWER

seven of five

Power 9?

P9 chips, this early in the year?

Named CS821, this sould be a P8, dual socket 1U server.

And while P9 are expected, why do the "launch" them without the usual drama?

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Superdome X gets pumped on Skylake to become Superdome Flex

seven of five

Re: Which technology is used to combine the individual servers?

Found it, it is the ports on the lower front side. With 7x4 ports, this will be point to point for all sockets. Could be really quick, @ElReg: can we please have some more info in this?

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seven of five

Which technology is used to combine the individual servers?

HP won´t tell me, apart from a "scale activation kit" Q2N14A, which interconnect is used.

Schould be PCIe, to enable remote memory, shouldn´t it? Is there more info on this?

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IBM kills Bluemix, a year after killing SoftLayer

seven of five

shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic

At least IBM is old enough to have shuffeld deck chairs on said boat. Well CTR, as they called themselves back then.

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WhatsApp? You still don't get EU privacy laws, that's WhatsApp

seven of five

Lenovo C2

Stories like this are the reason we keep a "sacrificial Android" - the (dualSIM!) C2 mentioned above. 50 Eur and what is on the prepaid SIMs is all whats is at risk, the adressbook is virtually empty, calls will be made only in dire circumstances. But for facebook, dubious games and apps it is the perfect tool. Airgapped without wifi.

Cuts into the android pretty deep, yes, but we got proper (and now cleaner than ever) phones for that.

downside: second device to drag around.

downside downside: helps zilch against being in other peoples adressbook with a secondary number. It is not the divulging of (some) personal information, it is the aggregation by companies I dislike.

Helpful tips to make the above concept better welcome.

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BlackBerry's new Motion will move you neither to tears of joy nor sadness

seven of five

Re: USP

"sacrificial Android". Yes, we have one of these as well. cheap (not actually that bad) Lenovo C2 with a no frills SIM running all the untrusted stuff like whatsapp, games, fuel price monitor...

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seven of five

Re: USP

Oh, I´ve got one these wifes as well.

SHE "I need a new phone"

me: "ok"

SHE "with keyboard"

me "oh"

At least the descision was easy to make - 300 or 600Eur, and you´ve got the choice of black.

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