* Posts by Turtle

1888 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jan 2010

Applicants sought for one-way trip to Martian Big Brother house

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Insurance.

I have to think that, at some point in this venture, insurance is going to have to be gotten for the spacecraft, the lives and health of the people involved - both the organizers and direct participants, insurance for contractors' (and astronaut-trainees') performance or non-performance, liability insurance, insurance for the advertisers who will buy time in advance that will help fund the venture, and more kinds things than I could possibly even think of. And if the insurance can't be gotten, then the entire project will not get off the ground. (See what I did there?)

And I can't see how anyone is going to risk it.

And there is also the question of what kind of government permits they will need (if any) and from what governments? And mightn't a company that gets involved with a stunt like this risk damaging their reputation as a serious space enterprise to such a degree that they will become a sort of pariah amongst space companies? Really, these people are being sent off to live on Mars and at the end of such a tenuous and fragile supply-chain, that the chance of them dying is almost a certainty - and those deaths might be kind of gruesome.

I can't really take the story seriously. Even if project is being seriously considered, the chances of it being realized are very, very remote.

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Re: even better

"can the target audience go also ?"

Let me tell you what I think that the targeted audience should be targeted *with*...

Samsung: Posting of fake HTC hate was 'unfortunate'

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Terminological Inexactitude!

"Now the Taiwanese Fair Trade Commission has launched a false advertising probe that could clobber Samsung (2011 net income: $18.3bn) with a fine of up to $836,595 (25m New Taiwan dollars, £547,000)."

I'm not sure that "clobber" would be the right word. Better choices might have been "tickle" or "amuse' or "beguile" or "induce laughter in".

Google Apps goes TITSUP for millions - users REJOICE on Twitter

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A Year To The Day.

"It's exactly a year to the day since Google had a similar problem with its Gmail service, after it stubbornly stopped working for about 30 million of the company's users."

In the tradition of the Y2K bug, we now have the 4/17 bug.

Nice.

Foxconn must pay Microsoft for EVERY Android thing it makes

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Re: Triple Microsoft tax bingo

"> ... it had seriously questionable IP

Does it? What IP would you be referring to? Or does your NDA stop you discussing it?"

The fact that there have been 19 publicly-announced royalty-bearing agreements between Android handset manufacturers and Microsoft (and other IP holders) to this point should be very obvious proof that Android has extremely serious IP issues.

"> ... MS are rightly claiming royalties for the technologies they developed

Really? Like to tell us all what this technology is?"

Why do you need to know? That the lawyers for the Andriod handset manufacturers know, is all that really matters.

"> ... That no credible company has tried to take them to court suggests that they have something valid.

No it doesn't. It suggests it's cheaper and less painful to give in."

Have you got ANY evidence to back that up? Like, let's say, the cost of mounting a defense and the amount of money that any of these Android handset manufacturers can be expected to pay in royalties under the terms of these agreements? Also, there are at least some jurisdictions where the loser has to pay the winner's legal fees.

"> ... , but actually they don't have to tell us,

And there is the crux of the problem. I notice they're still not going after the source of the "infringement"."

You seem to mistake, "I want to know" for "they have a legal obligation to let me know"

And as for "not going after the source of the infringement", if this is how their lawyers have decided to do it, then that's how they decided to do it.

And notice that Google is not exactly rushing to intervene in these lawsuits on the Android handset manufacturers' behalf, and they haven't exactly offered to indemnify them against any judgements or awards, or even (as far as I know) to help pay their legal costs.

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Li'l Correction: Re: @Adair From what I've heard previously...

"And considering that this is the 19th (publicly announced) royalty agreement between Microsoft and an wide array of Android manufacturers, "

That should be "And considering that this is the 19th (publicly announced) royalty agreement between Microsoft (and other IP holders) and an wide array of Android manufacturers..."

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Re: Mmmmmm...

"But charging the people that make your current (and future?) Xbox, is that a good idea?"

Here's what would be funny: If Samsung started price-gouging both Apple and Microsoft, and they both took their business to a different manufacturer, who would be guaranteed enough business that this new manufacturer would undertake a massive expansion in order to meet Apple's and Microsoft's requirements - thereby netting Samsung both reduced income and a serious new competitor!

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@Adair Re: From what I've heard previously...

"But all the enforced secrecy simply discredits what may be a perfectly legitimate claim, and merely feeds suspicion that MS doesn't actually have any confidence that its claim would stand up to challenge. Instead it prefers to frighten its targets into paying up merely to avoid the expense of years of inconclusive litigation. As I said earlier: it's a protection racket by any other name."

Let me explain to you how this works. because you haven't got a clue. The only people that need be impressed by Microsoft's claims in this matter are Samsung's lawyers. And the only "challenges" to which Microsoft's claims need stand up, are "legal challenges". You seem to think that your dissatisfaction as expressed in the comments section of this article are a matter of concern for Microsoft, Samsung, their lawyers, or anyone else. It isn't.

Since Samsung has had no qualms about using SEPs to counterattack Apple - a very expensive tactic with close to no chance of success - there is no reason to think that they would have any fear in entering into a legal battle with Microsoft. Especially if they thought that it was winnable.

And I wonder where this idea that Microsoft has to publicly reveal what patents are being licensed or claimed as infringed, originated.That people not even peripherally involved with the matter might want to know, is understandable, but their opinions have no bearing whatsoever on the matter.

The problem with your position is that it assumes that Samsung's lawyers are completely incompetent. And you also seem to be assuming that you have a better understand and more knowledge of the issues and the patents in question than Samsung's lawyers do. And considering that this is the 19th (publicly announced) royalty agreement between Microsoft and an wide array of Android manufacturers, you also seem to think that you know better than all those lawyers too. You don't.

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Re: So they tax Android slabs...

"So they tax Android slabs but still don't manage to competitively price their own offerings. There is some fail hidden in there."

It's not hidden, but it's not relevant either.

Move over, Mythbusters: Was Archimedes an ancient STEVE JOBS?

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Re: Oh dear... @Turtle

"Interesting how mention of the old guys brings out pretention. I like HP Lovecraft's stories, and your writing style makes *me* wince. Well, and what it implies about your personality too :)"

I realize that that's not intended as a compliment... but thanks!

: )

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Re: Oh dear...

"You mean that we are all obliged to use (given we have the access and money) to respect "the efforts of many in the field of medicine" irrespective of our own wishes, beliefs or scepticism and that this shoudl be a punishable offence (until the next best efforts bring forth another theory)."

That's a very half-witted interpretation of the original post. It's always interesting, and occasionally somewhat amusing, to see someone with some not-too-profound idea in their not-too-voluminous head who feels absolutely compelled to give that idea a not-too-timely airing irrespective of the lack of legitimate opportunity to do so - and who doesn't mind having the not-too-advanced state of their reading comprehension displayed for all to see.

What he meant, I think, was something along the lines of "we are all obliged to use (given we have the access and money) to respect 'the efforts of many in the field of medicine' irrespective of our own wishes, beliefs or scepticism if we want to remain alive".

No one said that you have to live. And ending up dead for one's stupidity is kind of its own punishment (or, richly-deserved reward.)

Cutting CO2 too difficult? Try these 4 simple tricks instead

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@ReduceGHGs Re: Addressing the problem

"The more effective way to deal with climate change is to have policy makers in Washington DC that are willing to enact laws and regulations to reduce emissions. Currently we have too many obstructionists (mainly industry backed Republicans) in the Senate and House."

1) Yep. Washington is going to tell China and India to reduce omissions, and they will obey! No doubt about it!

2) "Industry backed Republicans" are being "obstructionists"? Well then thank goodness for industry and thank gooodness for Republicans.

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Soot.

I don't buy into the AGW scam at all, but personally I would support measure to reduce soot simply for the sake of reducing soot and nothing else, unless those measure and/or the reduction itself were found to be actually harmful.

Anonymous squirts all over NORKS in birthday surprise outrage

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LIttle.

"Anonymous hackers have sent North Korean despot Kim Jong-un a little present on the anniversary of his grandfather’s birthday..."

It couldn't be much littler, now could it?

Smart metering will disrupt weather forecasts, warns Met Office

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@BigNose Re: Reality

"In order to do that, THEY will need to fit smart sockets in every part of the home, because the best they can do is switch off a circuit breaker's worth of ring mains, or the whole friggin house, both of which are highly desirable to no-one."

That should read "highly desirable to no-one except the people who want to save the earth by reducing your consumption of just about everything except air (and they're not too sure that they want you breathing, either.)

Well how much are you going to consume in a dark house with no electricity?.

Will Google's rivals swallow the 'labelling remedy' pill?

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Re: "What bureaucrat, in their right mind, would want to do that?"

"What bureaucrat, in their right mind, would want to do that?"

The ones who expect to be employed by Google either directly or as outside consultants and lobbyists once they leave the EU or government bureaucracy (as the case may be).

Wales slams Amazon over lack of Kindle support

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Whinging about pedantry...

"Whinging about pedantry? You must be new here".

Truer words were never spoken.

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And the reason is...?

“'It seems strange as Amazon takes books in other minority languages, yet they won’t support Welsh' [said Euron Griffith]"

It does seem strange. What's the reason?

(And I too thought it was about that money-grubbing extortionist Jimmy Wales.}

Tech titans team up to push immigration reform

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Li'l Syntactical Correction Re: If...

"...those are not the people whose ideas will prove beneficial (to anyone except themselves.)"

*sighs*

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If...

If Facebook, Google, and the rest of the Silicon Valley pigopolists are for it, it is almost certainly bad for everyone else. While it is true that the educational and patent systems could be usefully reformed, those are not the people whose ideas will prove beneficial to anyone except themselves.

ACLU documents shows free access to emails for IRS tax police

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Savings.

"California taxpayers have this with the Ready Return system... If implemented nationally in the US, some estimates suggest it could save $2bn and 225 million hours a year."

Be assured that neither the saved time nor the saved money will be invested wisely.

US judge: no class action against tech giants' 'wage-control pact'

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@James 51

"Surely this is just yet another example of anti-capitalist/anti-free market behaviour from big business?"

No, it's another example of Silicon Valley applying the libertarian principles they so fervently espouse.

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Re: "facially anticompetitive"

Means "obvious or apparent without profound analysis".

Mozilla devs plotting to put a stake in <blink> tag – at last

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Banality...

"the <blink> tag was conceived as a gag, and its original implementation was whipped together by a Netscape engineer overnight after a night of drinking at a local Mountain View, California, watering hole."

Well if that isn't an illustration of "the banality of evil" then I don't know what is.

Spooky action at a distance is faster than light

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@The Man Who Fell To Earth

"My experience with research in China is that there is so much data fakery going on, that anything spectacular is suspect. I'll wait until the experiment is repeated someplace reputable."

My reaction was sorta kinda similar: although I did not think "fakery" I did think "measurement error". It will be interesting to see if the results can be replicated.

Windows XP support ends a year from … now!

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"Windows XP dies a year from … now!"

"Windows XP dies a year from … now!"

... but not in my house, where it seems that it is going to live forever.

Rackspace sues 'the most notorious patent troll in America'

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@Captain DaFt: Re: A Very Good Thing Indeed.

It was said by Jack Cade's follower Dick The Butcher in Shakespeare's Henry VI; it was in the midst of a harangue in which Cade lays out his, errr... social-political program.

Consider this quote: "'The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers' You know the line, from Shakespeare's 'Henry VI, Part 2.' Like a mantra, it is mindlessly quoted by pundits, stenciled on T-shirts and generally marshaled as condemnation of the legal profession from the very pen of the Bard of Avon. Not only is this a gross calumny, it is a symptom of gross cultural illiteracy.[...] Dick the Butcher shouts enthusiastically, 'The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.' There it is - the phrase so frequently used to damn the legal profession, shouted by a butcher in response to an ex-convict and confidence man who was in London to foment anarchy, burn the city and loot the commonwealth. But that's not all. Cade shows us what his world would be like without lawyers. Immediately after Dick the Butcher mouths his famous line, a clerk enters. Someone accuses the clerk of being able to write and read. Cade orders, 'Hang him with his pen and inkhorn about his neck.' Yes, second thing let's do, let's kill anyone who can write or read." (http://articles.latimes.com/1993-12-14/local/me-1614_1_jack-cade.)

I don't know if this was an idea ever espoused by the real Jack Cade and Shakespeare account of Cade and the events surrounding him seems to be quite ahistorical.

The quote has also been attributed to Leo Trotsky, who might have been well-enough read to know it from a tranlation of Shakespeare. I do not know if Trotsky ever said it or not, but it would have been both appropriate and ironic if he had.

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Re: A Very Good Thing Indeed.

"although he might also believe in killing all the lawyers - most people in the music industry do."

What is this based on? The music industry lives by law, case law, and lawyers - and inevitably so, considering how much of their business is based an any number of legal rights, ownership transfers, contracts, stipulations, legislation and case law based on it, etc etc.

Now, if you wanted to say "most people in the music industry believe in killing the opposing side's lawyers" well then you'd have the beginnings of a supportable, defensible statement.

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A Very Good Thing Indeed.

"At present, trolls are sending out patent infringement claims to companies that own a fax machine or Wi-Fi network, and many pay up rather than going to court over the issue."

Not mentioned in the article is that any, many lawsuits are threatened, not only by patent trolls but all sorts of other attorneys as well, in many areas (i.e. product liability, all sorts of discrimination, libel and defamation, etc etc), based on the idea that the prospective defendant will prefer to settle as opposed to fight because it will be cheaper to settle than mount a defense. So this situation in is not really unique to the tech industry being threatened by patent trolls.

If they were to find a workable solution to this problem that could be implemented on a wider basis and which would benefit other industries in addition to the tech industry, it would be a very good thing indeed.

OLPC shuns Indian founder after anti-tablet screed

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Applause.

"[The OLPC Foundation] then goes on to say it 'applauds the efforts of the Government of India as it continues to examine new and innovative ways to educate the children of India. And we know how to handle whistleblowers.'"

"New and innovative" is fine but really, they need teaching methods that actually work because kids need to be educated. And there is no tech that is going to ever replaced a conscientious teacher.

But my applause to Jha, who seems not to know, or more likely not to care, that the main purpose of IT in education (as opposed to administration) is to funnel money from students and governments into the pockets of tech companies. Tut-tut-tut.

Australian Feds charge 17-year-old 'Anon' with four crimes

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Delay.

"The statement also says the youth's home was searched in November 2012. ...the most high-profile Anonymous attack in Australia during 2012 saw the release of customer records belonging to telco AAPT in August."

That would seem to be a fairly long time between the search and this announcement. I think that it would be reasonable to assume that the delay could be defined as the interval of time between the moment that they convinced the kid to roll on his comrades (which probably happened as soon as he and his parents saw the search warrant) and the conclusion of the ensuing operation in which he helped authorities identify and develop cases against his aforementioned comrades.

Apple pulls banned content from Chinese App Store

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"Playing nice or rolling over."

"Playing nice or rolling over?"

Is there a difference?

Steve Jobs' 'spaceship' threatened by massive cost overruns

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Cheese? It could be worse....

"although Apple may have hit a pair out of the park with its iPhone and iPad, Samsung and others are now tossing hard cheese at Tim Cook's head."

It's better than if they were throwing their feces at him, after all, even if it would appropriate considering that the building itself is perhaps just a bit too reminiscent of a toilet bowl...

Anonymous joins forces with arch-enemy The Jester against Norks

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We can expect...

"Anonymous is calling for North Korea's supreme leader Kim Jong-un to resign, democratic elections, and uncensored internet access."

And we can expect the Norks to capitulate within a very few days. I mean, how could they not?

Copyright troll Prenda refuses to explain legal strategy

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@KjetilS: Re: @Rampant Spaniel: Rights

"'the law simply prohibits the jury in a criminal proceeding from making this obvious inference' Yes, but this isn't a criminal proceeding."

The lawyers themselves were not on trial at all, they were acting on behalf of the plaintiffs in a civil trial (ignoring the shell-corporation accusations etc etc.). So there were no inferences to be drawn or not drawn by a judge or jury weighing their guilt or innocence. They were invoking their Fifth Amendment rights in order not to supply possible links in a chain of evidence that might incriminate themselves. The discussion is more about the Fifth Amendment generally.

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@Rampant Spaniel: Re: Rights

"So it doesn't mean you are hiding a self incriminating statement? Is that not the point of "pleading the 5th"? That you not bear witness against yourself. It might not be an outright admission of guilt, but is it not a tacit admission that you are withholding a fact which would incriminate you in a wrongdoing? "

While logically, a refusal to answer a question would imply guilt, the law simply prohibits the jury in a criminal proceeding from making this obvious inference; rather in the same way that a defendant's refusal to take the stand in a criminal trial is not to be construed as an admission of guilt. I believe that a defendant can not refuse to testify in civil proceedings, even if that testimony consists solely of the defendant invoking his Fifth Amendment rights (but I am not 100% sure). But in a civil action, inferences can be drawn from the invocation of one's Fifth Amendment rights.

It's not so much to do with logic per se as with the fact that criminal proceedings are conducted under certain very different rules than are civil proceedings, with criminal proceedings demanding much more stringent standards be met in order to establish guilt. It's "beyond a reasonable doubt" vs. "a preponderance of evidence".

As an example, a jury must be unanimous in its decision to convict, whereas in a civil proceeding a person can be found guilty even if there is a dissenting juror. (There might well be exceptions to these general statements due to the complexity of the law and the vast number of different jurisdictions.)

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@Don Jefe: Re: Rights

In civil proceedings (with a few exceptions), a jury can infer guilt from a refusal to answer question. I would expect that 5th Amendment protections would not be accepted in disbarment proceedings either.

Lotsa lasers an option for the Next Big Physics

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Thinking, Thinking...

"CERN's boffins, along with thinkers of deep thoughts from École Polytechnique, Southampton University's Optoelectronics Centre and Jena are imagining what the world's next generation of particle accelerators may look like."

The reality of the situation is that if these "thinkers of deep thoughts" don't think of some ways to make sure that the next generation of particle accelerators is on the cheapish side, then the only experiments that these "thinkers of deep thoughts" are going to be conducting are "thought experiments".

Patent shark‘s copyright claim could bite all Unix

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Re: April Fools!

I figured out at this line: "An attorney identifying himself as Ernest K Malley, who spoke to The Register on condition of anonymity". And *that* brought to mind "Ern Malley" so I did not think that The Reg erroneously revealed a confidential source....

Giant ad company (Google) offers tool assessing worth of ads

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Surpise, Surprise, Surprise...

More sleaze from Google.

Well who'd've thunk it?

Egyptian navy captures divers trying to cut undersea internet cables

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@Anonymous (Noel) Coward

"> But just for the sake of amusement, why not give us your delusional reasoning as to why the US would want Egypt's internet cable cut.

"Think "Google".

You're gonna have to spell it out because your answer makes no sense.

The only people I could imagine wanting the cable cut would be Islamic fundamentalists. Under certain circumstances which are not operative at the moment (i.e. political unrest threatening to lead to the overthrow of the government) one could cast suspicion on the Egyptian government - but the Egyptian government would probably know better than to apprehend itself - especially if the people who *caught* the saboteurs are essentially the same people whom the Egyptian government would have tasked with committing the sabotage..

Pyongyang Photoshop tomfoolery shows wet Norks, skirts blown up

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@Boris the Cockroach

" I bet the norks are being egged on by Apple... 'go on.. take out the Samsung HQ... you know you want to'"

It's not funny. But I did laugh.

Texas judge sends Uniloc packing in Rackspace patent suit

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Indemnification

"Rackspace was defended in the suit by Red Hat, which offers its customers indemnification against intellectual property claims under its Open Source Assurance program."

Notice that "offering indemnification" is something that Google doesn't do for its partners. In spite of the fact that Google is a gazillion times bigger than Red Hat.

Google vows no patent prosecution for open source cloud tech

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OPN Pledge.

"Under OPN Pledge protection, developers have another incentive to play around with Hadoop without the threat of a patent lawsuit hovering over their heads. Unless they shoot a suit at Google, that is."

Use Google's stuff; make yourself a hostage. Google is not exactly trustworthy. They have almost certainly left themselves plenty of loopholes.

BIGGEST DDoS ATTACK IN HISTORY hammers Spamhaus

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@PyLETS: A possible solution to the problem of spam.

"I've worked on developing anti-spam tools for some time."

I have another - possible - solution.

The crux of the matter is that spam is basically cost-free to the sender. Imagine an ISP or email service that would let a user send out, say, 5,000 emails a month for free. (That's an arbitrarily-chosen number, used for the sake of illustration.) After that allowance is exhausted, the user must pay - again, using arbitrarily-chosen figure - a penny for each additional 100 emails.

5,000 emails is a lot of email but many, many orders of magnitude less than what a spammer needs to send in order to make a profit.

Now imagine if several such ISPs allowed its users the option to only accept email from similar ISPs/email services. Spam would no longer be cost-free to the spammer, and spam sent from non-participating ISPs/email services would be immediately rejected. (Not even returned to sender; just consigned to the bit bucket.)

This is not a complete plan, obviously, (and Microsoft had the idea of charging a very nominal sum for sending emails quite a few years ago), but considering the huge number of spamming emails that must be sent in order to make any money for the spammer, I would think that this would seriously reduce and might even come close to eliminating spam.

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@LarsG: Re: Spamhous must really be hurting those parasites

"Two sides to every story my friend."

Well, let's hear your side.

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Re: I hope we can all agree...

"And it points out the flaws in using a 30+ year old network protocol no matter who well designed it was originally. "

Quite. In spite of what some people say, the internet is *already* broken.

Man's 'I own half of Facebook' claim branded 'fabrication' by judge

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Re: Ya think?

"Does it really take a 155 page report to know this guy is a liar?"

No, but that's not really what the report is for.

This is an official report, so to speak, and lays out the facts in great detail so that it can - as it probably will - be used as a basis for further court and legal action. Any facts not in this report would need to be proved, again, in the new court in which the new case was being tried. I believe that the statements of fact in the judge's finding would be incontestable as a matter of law. (but I am not sure.) So this report makes any subsequent legal proceedings that much less cumbersome, unwieldy, and hopefully less time-consuming of both parties' time (which also reduces legal costs.) It also reduces the demands that any future lawsuits will make on the resources of the judicial system.

An interesting example of this is the trial in Florida at which Ted Bundy was found guilty of multiple murders: he was allowed to vigorously defend himself during the first phase of the trial, which concerned his culpability for the murders with which he was charged. However, once he was found guilty and the penalty phase of the trial got underway, he was *not* allowed to argue that he should be spared execution because he was innocent: that he committed the murders with which he was charged was at that point a legally-established fact.

Also, if this report was, as is usual in legal documents, typed using triple-space, it is not *quite* as voluminous as one might think.

Torygraph and Currant Bun stand by to repel freeloaders

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@An0n C0w4rd

"Given how the UK police and security services (as well as our lovely friends in the USA) have over-reacted numerous times to innocent comments posted on the Intertubes,

How many times, actually?

Oz shop slaps browsers with $5 just looking fee

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Re: @Rampant Spaniel

"Bottom line is if people are coming into the store for advice, make that a selling point."

Celiac Supplies' point is that this has not been working.