* Posts by Turtle

1888 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jan 2010

Google 'will be pulled back in front of MPs' on its UK tax affairs

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@nuked

"Google consistently demonstrate that they are outside of the law, due to their value and influence, and unless a sizeable nation slaps them back into place, they will continue to do whatever the hell they like."

And the very surprising thing about this is that they are just an advertising company, for heavens' sake. They are not a company that produces anything that anyone really needs, a physical good of some sort that no one else could produce. They are wholly parasitic on other people's content as ad-bait. Google's £2.5bn in revenue in UK is simply a tax, the cost of which is added to whatever goods and services you buy. It's very much like the operation that those extortionists at ICANN have got: most businesses have to buy their own names and trademarks as keywords simply to prevent other entities from hijacking them.

(And although no one here really cares, I'll point out that this Google tax is a highly regressive tax that affects the poor disproportionately. Furthermore, I'll point out that Google further harms your economy by destroying the value of creative work [of i.e. photographers, musicians, film-makers, journalists, coders] solely for the sake of ad-bait and making it extremely difficult to earn a living from those pursuits.)

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@The BigYin: Re: Another PR stunt by MPs

"If they want to stop Google's antics there is a simple answer: change the law. They won't do that because too many MPs (and their pals) also avoid tax by using the similar tricks."

"Similar" does not mean "the same". It's kind of doubtful that the MP's rely on the same loopholes as Google. And even if most of the MP's *do* rely on the same loopholes, it should still be possible for them to rewrite the laws so that they can make Google pay some real money in taxes, while still safeguarding their own loopholes.

And if they did do that, if they did safeguard their own loopholes, while forcing Google to pay meaningful taxes, would you be worse off than you are now?

Not cool, Adobe: Give the Ninite guys a job, not the middle finger

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What *I* would like to see...

"Adobe wants the ability to easily roll out Flash updates removed from Ninite, the sysadmin Swiss army knife."

*I* would like to see Flash removed from the web. Completely.

One of the world's oldest experiments crawls towards a fall

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Patience.

"Since the funnel was opened in 1930, eight drops have formed and fallen – and in spite of the researchers' best hopes, the event has never happened when anyone was looking. The current custodian of the experiment since the 1960s, honorary professor John Mainstone, set up a Webcam to capture the last drop to fall in 2000, but it broke down."

Honorary professor John Mainstone professes patience most of all!

Climate change forces women into prostitution - US politicians

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Half a dozen of one, but only six of the other.

Now just a very few days ago we had this article here: "Surprise! Republican bill adds politics to science funding" (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/04/29/republicans_national_science_foundation/) and of course the usual commenters were ridiculing the Republicans who supported it. It will be interesting to see if those same people recognize this "concurrent resolution" as being thought up and supported by Democrats just as ignorant as those Republicans.

Quid-a-day nosh challenge hack in bullet-hard chickpea drama

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@Jon Green: Very Serviceable.

"...smell-by date..."

That is a very serviceable addition to the set phrases of the English language.

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Technically...

"In this case, they actually required six hours, indicating they'd spent quite some time on the shelf undergoing a transformation from legume to bullet."

That would be, technically speaking, "legume to shot", I do believe. But still quite deadly.

Is this the first ever web page? If not, CERN would like to know

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First Website Ever?

The first website ever? No Flash, right?

Those were the days!

UK.Gov passes Instagram Act: All your pics belong to everyone now

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Re: Words on paper

"Sentimental value is one thing, commercial value another. "

It should be obvious that any work stolen is going to be stolen because it does have value to someone. If it is stolen it is only because it has value to someone. That is to say, So this law will only really effect works with value - i.e. works that re going to be stolen. And those are the works that need protection. I don't know if I am making this sufficiently clear for you. That most photos on the internet do not fall into this category is really irrelevant and should not mean, as you think it should, that no works and their creators need or should have protection against theft.

Incidentally, it's often impossible to know in advance what will have commercial value. Here's a hypothetical example: someone finds a picture of your daughter and puts a caption in it that says "Meet horny girls who want casual sex right now!" and uses it to advertise their website. There's some unexpected commercial value.

"Making money from photographs is a very tough road."

Especially when the entities that would normally pay for photographs can now just steal what they find on the web and claim that they are "orphan works".

What you are evidently just a bit too dim to understand, is that this legislation is being pushed through in order to benefit the parties that want it enacted. Do you think that they're doing that because it's not going to benefit them financially? Do you think that the politicians and bureaucrats who favor it don't have clients who expect to benefit from it? How do you think that the world works, anyway?

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@Roo: Re: Excuse me

"I really don't see why would it focus their minds, after all they have employees they can send to prison on their behalf."

Those employees will be falling over themselves for the opportunity to make a plea bargain and get a light-to-very-light sentence in return for rolling on whomever they can, and turning state' s evidence.

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@Dave 15: Re: Our special relationship

I am going to give you a little hint, a few little whispered words that will help you understand the world and history maybe just a little bit better than you do now.

Ready?

Okay, here it is! "YOU DID THIS - ALL OF THIS - TO YOURSELVES."

Now, armed with this knowledge, you can begin to understand the world in which you live, and how it got that way. (I know, you're upset that your rulling class and political elite didn't deliver the UK to Stalin but you'll just have to get over it.)

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@Andrew Orlowski: Re: Excuse me

"Metadata stripping is already illegal."

It's not really illegal until the courts have started enforcing it. Have they? Has the BBC deleted the huge number of images from which they routinely strip the metadata? Or are those and similar thieves and thefts sort of grandfathered in, or does the law making metadata stripping illegal grant them some kind of amnesty?

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@Ian Yates: Re: Excuse me

"It'll be interesting to see how defensible the claim of orphaned work is."

Incorrectly formulated. Try "It'll be interesting to see how cumbersome and expensive it will be for a work's creator to contest a declaration that his work is an "orphan" (especially if he only finds out about it after it has appeared all over the web in an advertising campaign or if he doesn't find out at all) and if it will have any effect once that declaration is made in the first place, regardless of any legal remedies provided - which assumes, in its turn, that there will be any sort of effective remedy provided in the first place, and again assuming that that remedy will be meant to aid the creator as opposed to simply making life more difficult for him - as Sen Ron Wyden (Fascist-Oregon) attempted to do here is the US by introducing a bill that would transfer jurisdiction of copyright-infringement suits to the International Trade Court in Washington DC."

Although somewhat involuted, that's better now, I think.

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Probabliy better understood as...

"'It's corporate capitalism,' says Ellis. 'Ideally you want to empower individuals to trade, and keep the proceeds of their trade. The UK has just lost that.'"

It's probably better understood as fascism, not corporate capitalism.

T-Mobile UK punters break for freedom in inflation-busting bill row

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3.3%

"The T-Mobile contract states that its bills may increase in step with the Retail Price Index, a government-calculated rate of inflation. When this figure reached 3.3 per cent, T-Mobile and Orange - both run by mobile overlord EE - raised their prices accordingly."

If the government actually said at one point that the rate of inflation was 3.3%, it makes the claim that T-Mobile breached its contract a bit tricky to say the least, provided that they did not increase their rates after the index was adjusted down to 3.2%.

Science of the lambs: Boffins grow GLOW-IN-THE-DARK sheep

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That logo...

That logo or whatever it is correctly called, at the bottom of the video, is *extremely* intrusive.

Continued lack of women in tech bemoaned by ex-techie lady MP

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Re: Either El Reg selectoquoting or a goldmine of confusion

"I thought she had been in the biz for 25 years?"

She's in a very different biz now, though.

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Is this what she means?

"I do not hesitate to say that having an ICT workforce more representative of humanity must result in technology which is more humane."

Is she saying that the UK's ICT workforce should be 37% Indian and Chinese?

Surprise! Republican bill adds politics to science funding

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Broad.

"One of the things that I've tried to do over these last four years and will continue to do over the next four years," Obama said, "is to make sure that we are promoting the integrity of our scientific process; that not just in the physical and life sciences, but also in fields like psychology and anthropology and economics and political science – all of which are sciences because scholars develop and test hypotheses and subject them to peer review – but in all the sciences, we've got to make sure that we are supporting the idea that they're not subject to politics."

That's a pretty fucking broad definition of science. Obama seems to be pretty nearly as ignorant as Smith.

And the talk about "the integrity of our scientific progress" comes a bit late; that was lost decades ago.

Japan's naughty nurses scam free meals with mobile games

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Miracles.

"single Japanese women struggle to pay the bills and have enough for three square meals a day, according to News Post Seven (via RocketNews24)."

It doesn't seem like it was all that long ago that the whole world was extolling and admiring the "Japanese economic miracle".

Sad that it turned out the "miracle" was actually nothing but sleight-of-hand.

Chinese cops shutter PRC's biggest pirate movie site

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"its 1.4 million members not 140 million"

And right you are! (And thank you for actually taking the time to look which I should have done myself.) Still, leaving out the decimal point should have inflated the number by 10x to 14 million and not by 100x to the 140 million given in the story. That's still over £7 million (nearly US$11 million) a month though.

"Siluhd.com, founded 10 years ago has grown into a leading blu-ray site in China gathering tens of thousands of blu-rays as well as quality music and games, with more than 1.4million members and daily average concurrent users of over 30,000." (From the Caijing link given in the article.)

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@Jamie Jones: Re: @turtle: "its 1.4 million members not 140 million"

*sighs*

Oh well! (I am going to delete that message and repost a corrected variant.) But thank you for pointing that out.

Turtle

Defies Belief.

"Siluhd.com is said to have over 140 million members, who each pay 50 yuan (£5) every month to access a vast range of movies the site probably isn't really allowed to offer."

1) "Siluhd" looks like no form of Chinese with which I am familiar; unless that's "Si Lu HD (High Def)" in which case I'm too lazy to get my Mandarin dictionaries out - assuming it's Mandarin in the first place. (And anyway, I'd need to see the actual characters.)

2) "Over 140 million members, who each pay 50 yuan (£5) every month" is over a billion dollars a month. That has to be wrong, doesn't it? 50 yuan is £5.20 times 140 million equals £728,000,000 or $1,130,280,000 per month (at today's rate of £1 = $1.55). This defies belief. Zhou Mou should have become the richest man in the world a long time ago.

3) " A vast range of movies the site probably isn't really allowed to offer." Yeah, probably.

How Google lost the trust of Europe’s data protection authorities

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Re: This would sound better...

"Google search would not work as well without behavioral analysis...."

I don't agree with this and have no reason to think that it's actually true. When I search for something I want the results listed in terms of popularity. That requires no "behavioral analysis" (not in any meaningful sense for those wishing to carp and be pedantic). And as for the ads that get shown along with the search results: whatever "behavioral analysis" is involved is wasted as far as I'm concerned, because I and most people too, make the eminently reasonable assumption that those ads are being shown for Google's benefit and purposes, not for mine, and on that basis alone should be ignored.

As I have said before in regard to "targeted advertising", "behavioral analysis" is also targeted at gullible advertisers. Its effectiveness on end-users has got to be negligible; witness Google's constant battle to divert attention from the fact that first three results on any page of search results are paid ads and not actual search results - Google knows that people, in their turn, know that the the ads shown are for the benefit of Google and its advertisers, and not for the benefit of its users.

(Of course, if you have proof that Google's "behavioral analysis' is anything more that marketing bullshit meant to mystify suggestible media buyers and that it is effective in more than a just a few edge cases and in anything more than a few unique circumstances, I will revise my opinion.)

Harassed Oracle worker to appeal costs, damages decisions

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A Rose Is A Rose...

"Harmers Workplace Lawyers"

Well what's in a name, eh? They still smell as sweet, right?

Although I would think it might be more appropriate if they represented the defendant, as opposed to the plaintiff. Unless they wanted to highlight their ability to charge their clients orders of magnitude more than the judgements the plaintiffs can expect to be awarded.

So it's a bit of a riddle.

Review: Nokia Lumia 520

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"Pseudo-Ethical"

"Why do they invoke so much fanboyism, they're just phones."

Not for Eadon they're not. No, for Eadon they're part of a whole fucking pseudo-ethical bourgeois ideology.

Microsoft off the hook for billions in Motorola Mobility payout

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How many people... - Addendum

Here's what Google said at the time they decided to not join the Nortel patent consortium:

"Making sure that we would be unable to assert these patents to defend Android – and having us pay for the privilege – must have seemed like an ingenious strategy to them. "

I think that they can now change the words "must have seemed like" to "certainly was (and in fucking spades, too)".

( http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/08/04/microsoft_hits_back_at_google_conspiracy_claims/ )

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How many people...

I wonder how many people are actually surprised at this decision, and what's wrong with them.

Incidentally, this is not only a decision on how much Microsoft owes Google/Motorola, and not only a decision about how much those specific Motorola patents are worth, but also a verdict on the stupidity of The Three Assholes who run Google and who pretty much wasted $12.5 billion for a patent portfolio that was already proven to be non-deterring before Google bought them.

And they bought Motorola from desperation born out of their refusal to be part of the consortium that bought the Nortel patents because buying into that consortium would have preventing Google from asserting them against anyone else.

CURSE you, EINSTEIN! Humanity still chained in relativistic PRISON

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@hplasm: Re: Damn....

"Next contestant!"

As far as I'm concerned, there could not be enough upvotes for that!

DARPA looks for a guided bullet with DEAD reckoning navigation

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@ribosome

"Quaker here, and quite angry. The US has flooded its own country, South America, and the Middle East with cheap weapons and the results are all too obvious."

Well, ignorant moralizing is actually the essence of Quakerism, is it not? (It's actually a rhetorical question; I am just curious to see if you will admit it or not.)

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@fajensen: Re: "Jackal" eat your heart out.

Well, Marshall Applewhite was certifiable and he organized Heaven's Gate. That was a pretty effective organization from an, uh, organizational point of view...

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"DARPA looks for a guided bullet with DEAD reckoning navigation"

You know, I could really use some of those....

Guess who PC-slaying tablets are killing next? Keyboard biz Logitech

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"$6m goodwill impairment"

"$6m goodwill impairment"

How do they calculate that?

Got a Windows XP end-of-life plan? Neither does anyone else

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"Got a Windows XP end-of-life plan?"

"Got a Windows XP end-of-life plan?"

I don't need one.

I am going to stay with XP until such time as Microsoft puts out a compelling replacement. By "compelling" I mean one that *I* find useful, and ergonomically sensible. And I know that there's a very good chance that that might not happen in my lifetime. But I don't really care: I am intimately familiar with XP, know how to troubleshoot and repair it, have all the tools I need for it, know how to configure it, and, best of all, as the rest of the world moves to Win 8, 11, 19, 47, etc, XP becomes a less and less profitable target for cyber criminals i.e. security increases as market share goes down.

And by the way, because Microsoft is going to stop supporting XP, does that mean that anti-virus companies are going to stop supporting it? Most of the support that I need for XP - and I don't need much - is supplies by vendors other than Microsoft.

And there will always be enough of a user-base that I will be able to find a way to install it on whatever hardware is on the market. So I am not worried about that, either.

Google's $1 fiber deal will cost Provo, Utah $1.7m

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Recovery.

"The contractor that originally buried the cables didn't keep records, so the city will now need to pay a civil engineering firm around $500,000 to find them."

I would hope that the city could sue the contractor and so recover the costs of locating the cable.

Reddit: So very sorry for naming innocent man as Boston bomber

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And bear in mind that...

And bear in mind that one of Reddit's co-founders was, amusingly, Aaron Swartz, the "supporter of noble causes' as one particularly clueless commenter called him. Irony enthusiasts and fanciers will like this a lot!

British bookworms deem Amazon 'evil'

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Re: @Evil Auditor

"Who the fuck is Turtle?"

You'll never know!

Turtle

@Evil Auditor

"Who the fuck is Neil Gaiman?"

I don't know why people seem to be having trouble understanding this. To me it obviously meant "Who the fuck is Neil Gaiman that I should care about his opinion?"

Kind of like if someone said to me, "You need a haircut" and then I would rebut such a statement with the very simple question "Who the fuck are you?" - or, with the suppressed clause being made explicit: "Who the fuck are you that makes you think that you opinion is worth fuck-all, and who the fuck are you that makes you think that *I* should think that your opinion is worth fuck-all?"

It's got nothing to do with obscurity; it's a pretty common way of expressing contempt for a statement and the person who made it. Well, a pretty common way around where *I* live, anyway.

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@Phil O'Sophical Re: I know who the fuck Neil Gaiman is...

"Everyone loves a trier... More fool those who handed over the $1.2m..."

I don't really have a problem with people giving her money to finance the album - although the fact that either her wealthy husband didn't want to invest in it himself, or that Snout herself preferred to put out a tin cup and go begging, is telling. I do think that the people who contributed even after the original monetary goal was reached were kind of foolish, considering how many more worthwhile things could have been done with their money.

What I have a problem with, is that Snout, after having gotten what is by *any* standard a large sum of money, was still looking for donations in the form of free labor. I don't know about anyone else, but I would expect someone who has just been the recipient of such generosity (whether merited or not is immaterial) to show some generosity to others, but that didn't happen in Snout's case. Really, it would have been no kind of financial burden for her to have paid these "volunteers" something. But she didn't want too; she seemed to have thought that she had better things to do with the money that she panhandled than to pay the musicians...

And there's another interesting point. Evidently Snout wanted these charity musicians not for *all* the gigs that were going to support the album, but for some gigs; which if I recall were venues in smaller places, less likely to be reviewed by critics. So if you were in one of these smaller markets, you could have given her money to do the album (and incidentally paid off her personal debts) and then paid money to see the show supporting the album, and gotten to see her play with charity musicians who were donating their time and labor - because Snout was only going to pay the *real* musicians for the big gigs.

Nice.

I understand your point that "everyone loves a trier" but I don't agree with it. I think that certain situations (and maybe most situations) impose moral obligations on people, and this was one of them.

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I know who the fuck Neil Gaiman is...

"Point taken but I really did think that El Reg readers would know who he is..."

I know who the fuck Neil Gaiman is. He's the creep who's worth $20 million, and still goes to raise $20,000 on Kickstarted to finance a poetry tour with his wife, Amanda Snout (nee Palmer). Snout, if you recall, when trying to raise $300,000 on Kickstarter for a new album raised $1.2 million and then tried to enlist pickup musicians to play live with her for "hugs, high fives, and beer" (or some such insulting shite.)

Yes indeed. I could go on. Because I know who Neil Gaiman is.

Harassed Oracle employee wins case, cops huge legal bill

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Damages

"Personally I can't see how winning a court case on every count, against a multi-billion dollar multi-national, then finding you're 6 figures in the red is anything short of bat-shit crazy, as legal systems go. "

Damages to the defendant are determined objectively (or, if you prefer, impartially) by the courts. If Oracle has to pay her legal bills, then the damages that Oracle has to pay are being determined by the complainant's lawyers. (I am classing any money paid to the complainant, including court and legal costs, as damages here. Technically that would be in correct but it will pass muster here.)

The solution, as far as I see, is that the party bringing suit has to have lawyers who agree that their maximum fee can not be more than the award that will be obtained. Complainant needs to seek a lawyer who will agree to such terms.

And in any event, the lawyers need to know what a reasonable expectation of the award will be: that's one of the bits of specialized knowledge that lawyers can be expected to have; award judgements are not made in a vacuum and generally fall in line with past awards. If she chose lawyers who did not have such knowledge, or if she insisted on proceeding with the suit because she was not satisfied with Oracle's settlement offer in spite of warnings from her lawyers about her potential award being less than the potential legal bills, then there's no one to blame but herself.

And I am not saying that the complainant looked at this as an opportunity to get rich quick with a multi-million dollar award, but maybe that was a factor too.

Dark matter researchers think they've got a signal

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Hammer.

"Allow me to take a hammer to it."

Ah, I see that you read the same technical journals that I do!

Turtle

Compelling reasons, but...

I know that there are some compelling reasons to think that dark matter really does exist but nonetheless I would not be surprised if dark matter turned out to be the new luminiferous ether.

As for the results just announced, well, everyone makes mistakes...

Japanese Feds urge ISPs to support Tor ban plan

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Logic.

"It might not be particularly popular among Japanese law enforcers, but Tor has a more laudable reputation elsewhere, having been used to good effect by pro-democracy activists in the Middle East during the Arab Spring."

Just as a matter of logic, that Tor was useful in the Middle East is not going to have a profound effect on Japanese policy considerations.

IBM selling x86 server business to Lenovo?

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China

I seem to recall that there have been some sort of warnings recently about buying laptops from Lenovo (and/or other China-owned companies) and have to think that there would be similar warnings about servers from China-owned sources.

So I would think that if IBM sells their x86 server business to Lenovo, then the value would fall and possibly fall precipitously, as at least some companies would be wary of buying servers from a China-owned company, I should think.

Applicants sought for one-way trip to Martian Big Brother house

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Re: Insurance.

"That's the attitude which got man on the moon..."

You do understand that there is a difference between a government agency and a tv production company, right?

Foxconn must pay Microsoft for EVERY Android thing it makes

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Re: @Turtle - So they tax Android slabs...

"Microsoft is suing each and any distributor of Android mobile devices hoping they will be convinced to stop producing them and wait for the day when Microsoft could come up with something decent. It is relevant and it is a fail."

Microsoft is suing companies to get them to stop producing handsets, and start producing NOTHING, until Microsoft gives them something decent to produce? Is Microsoft going to pay the salaries of the all the eimployees and make good the losses in stock prices and dividends to investors while the handset manufacturer is not making any money by sitting around not manufacturing handsets? Oh, maybe everyone will go on vacation until they get something from Microsoft, eh? Is Microsoft going to pay for those vacations too?

You're quite mistaken. (And deluded, too, apparently.) Microsoft is very content to grant royalty-bearing licenses. Unless, of course, you can show me that Microsoft has been attempting to obtain and enforce exclusion orders on all Android handset makers. Or even *some* of them. I can't think of a single instance in which Microsoft somehow attempted to convince any Android handset maker to "stop producing them and wait for the day when Microsoft could come up with something decent."

The idea that Microsoft would expect any handset manufacturer to stop manufacturing handsets until Microsoft came up with something decent is just... bizarre. Someone needs to, uh, learn you some economics. And maybe some business management and administration too.

Google Apps goes TITSUP for millions - users REJOICE on Twitter

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@Gerard Krupa: Re: A Year To The Day.

"Is it the fourth of Febtober already?"

Well that's the bug that caused the failure!