Re: Hey Nick Wilson
Wilson is an absolute tosser.................................of chocolates to participants in Town Halls.
117 posts • joined 22 Jan 2010
Wilson is an absolute tosser.................................of chocolates to participants in Town Halls.
... I am delighted for him.
After all that massive 5% salary cut that he took in solidarity with the workers demonstrated what a truly caring, role model of a boss he was.
What's that? He didn't apply the cut to his bonuses you say? I'm shocked.
Creating DXC was an excellent idea and a fitting endpoint
Put all the twats in one place...............................................Pune
Pogs, it's all about Pogs. Wooden Dollars. Pretend money.
Fictional costs that don't actually exist when people are not getting paid overtime but that still get billed internally at the hourly rate without any cap even after you’ve done your 5 days. I remember working through a Sev1 where I booked a straight 38 hours because that was the hours it took to do the fix. That was 38 hours at £80 an hour on the internal rate card. Over £3k when I was not clearing amount a month. My resource pool lead looked good that month. I got bugger all.
Aside from distorting the real costs of project and live service delivery it also sees funds sucked off into areas that should not be doing anything other than break even on the resource they supply. Is it any wonder that those not delivering have more budget to waste than those that don’t?
Typical that it is the costs rather than the physical effects on individuals that bother IBM (and HPE and CSC and etc ) the most.
HPE were doing this when I was there.
10% Rate cut demands
Easter "Furlough" - 4 days
Summer "Furlough - 8 days
Christmas "Furlough" - 10 days
All sprung on you with no notice. When you aren't there the increasingly sparse, and non overtime earning, permanent staff get battered to cover the gaps. They can't and customers suffer.
I won't work for them again, they either want the job you were employed for doing or they don't. I worked a "professional" day so they were already getting at least a free day a week off me as it was but they still had to take the piss and push it.
"Quiet now, there's a good gentlemen"
Nicer Pret-A_Manger near Walbrook probably
Underlying all of this there will be an initiative to force people into central London office space when they have been perfectly constructive shuffling in to work from a spare bedroom at home.
Wilson doesn't do anything unless there's an ulterior motive, and this will be about pissing people off so they'll leave without seeking a payoff . I'm surprised he offer to stand in the lobby and chuck sweets at them as they arrive.
There's plenty to dislike about Foster's party without it resorting to personal abuse
So, question for all those Tory voters that bought Fallon's hyperbolic guff and voted to keep terrorist sympathisers out of government.
How'd that go?
It's not a Gimp it's a Balaclava
The only company that Whitless has grown is CSC
Despite living only 7 miles away the I rarely went into my HPE office. The last time was to hand in my laptop after I'd had the email confirming my VR payments were agreed. The place was like the Marie Celeste such were the swingeing cuts that this parasite has overseen.
Talk of people being unproductive is nonsense, we are all over 18, we all have a work ethic and if we weren’t trusted we’d never have been given the bandwidth to work remotely in the first place. With us all working on disparate projects across many accounts what is the point of driving to an office to sit with people that you are not working with? A colleague of mine was forced to drive into Telford from Coventry, around 75 miles each way, to sit on Skype all day talking to people in Erskine. He’s gone too because the reality is that Whitman has used "back to the office" as a shoddy tool for justifying mass job losses, forced relocations and generating VR applications from disillusioned staff.
It makes me laugh when she talks about turning the company around. She has done nothing but split it and sell to get her bonus payouts. It’s a husk.
As another poster says HPE is a dinosaur that hasn't realised it's dead yet.
...to hide away in the forests of magic money trees that the Tories are happy to see thrive in the Cayman Islands
When HP took over EDs we were all given an enforced block off at Christmas because factories shut down for Santa so why shouldn't live customer support on production systems do the same?
You know it makes sense
...................is a control freak who wants to control everything. Who'd have guessed?
20,000 Police off our streets since 2010 and a Capital Gains Tax cut in the offing for the chosen few.
5th richest country in the world. We can afford decent public services.. We just need to choose to and not believe the lies from vested interests. Thursday would be a good day to do that.
..........remind me to renew my indemnity insurance tout de suite
................................only the DXC plan is to have one office 5% full
There isn't any significance, it means nothing. It has been designed to be instantly forgettable in preparation for when the barely breathing rump of what is left gets subsumed into Tata or another Asian outsourcer in about 5 years from now in return for their lining Lawrie's extremely deep pockets.
......................is that HPE are so good at this, having had so much practice, that those sacrificed this time around can be pretty sure of getting their wedge on 21st July without issues.
Just don't believe the robotically delivered nonsense in Exit calls 2 & 3 where they try to tell you you're being binned because you are not performing. This genuinely is a case of "It's not you, it's them".
Coat because getting mine was the best thing I'd done in years.
Better than that I got the full 15 months payoff (12 months salary + PILON) and started on a contract within a month of leaving. Less hassle, less stress, nice people and I'm actually learning again. Thanks McKinsey.
Mark Hurd missed a trick there. I once drove from Birmingham to Cobalt (Newcastle) where my car refused to start and was taken home by a series of AA Relay blokes.
I claimed and received every penny of the return trip :)
A bit of a cock up on her part
Bit of a cock up on her part
..... it's not easy.
Each time the likes of DXC (the bastard child of CSC and HPE) expand their customer base that's a massive overhead in terms of senior ITO managers having to go to visit extra disgruntled customers each subsequent quarter as news of the next mass layoff round starts to get out.
It can't be easy assuring a customer that you really care and that their service is your priority before rushing off to ensure you have the absolute minimum headcount, probably robbed from another account that complains less, to keep your SLAs bubbling away just the right shade of red to get away with just too few failures and penalties to provoke a termination.
Companies that cede their futures and control to these charlatans instead of investing in their staff get what they deserve.
The only Orlowski I am a fan of is Teresa
Not in this house. The Poundshop Thatcher can stick her peurile personal attacks and evasive answers up her autocratic banshee arse.
Post Brexit vote Britons blame it all on bloody foreigners.....
Thank God, an Englishmen of course, that we aren't just a pathetic bunch of past dwelling, post Empire xenophobes with a jumped up opinion of our own importance.
Seeing as jobserve.com is advertising for contract PMs to decomm HPE ES estate and software in Bracknell I'd say your are correct.
I'd have applied myself but theres no way DXC are clawing any of my wedge back by seeing me again within 12 months.
"It's almost like they're using a place holder logo for a company that won't be around for long and which they hope is as unmemorable as possible so that it's slash and burn reputation doesn't pass on to the next owner."
A cynic might say that's Lawrie and Nefkens' 5 year plan.
A realist would know they have no plan beyond the next 3 months redundancies.
What a shallow, shambolic charade. I bet the Mackems are loving seeing all the black and white shite shirts in Cobalt.
Today will see an atmosphere akin to the last days in the Berlin Fuhrerbunker. Hedonistic nihilism reigns. Enjoy the forced jollity today folks, redundancies start up again tomorrow.
Reamed Anally or Resource Action, I forget which.
Comes to much the same thing.
Only elaborate excuses for mass redundancies
I was selected for an interview with HMRC digital transformation. It was absolutely baffling and centred on irrelevance, theory and jargon.
My interviewer seemed to spend his life reading blogs and appeared rather non-plussed when I explained that tended to do work.......
Did you miss the memo?
HPE's mantra is '"we're not satisfied until you're just the right side of dis-satisified to see the contract out".
Thank you for proving my point, you just forgot to add HP, Fujitsu and IBM
It was Hurd that bought EDS and screwed it over by first taking away its solution agnosticism by going hard sell and then ripping its heart out along with all costs, be they essential or not.
Now he's lining up to do the same to the Ruperts and Camillas. Poor souls only just got back from the ski lodge.
As one who will be told today that they are "exiting" HPE ahead of the bastard child being formed with CSC the sole comfort I have is that my payoff is likely to be one of the last at the old EDS rate.
Under Nefkens and Lawrie the "inventory" will almost certainly be worth less as they are given the bum's rush in June, September, December etc etc.
If it sneezes, it's full.
Legend (as in utter made up bollocks) has it the culprit was Gordon Brown
How to take it up the arse without complaint - don't go on strike.
I wish them well.
That's the deal with being a contractor and the choice you make. Your complaint is as valid as that of a nonconscript squaddie that moans when some bugger shoots at him.
IBM's redundancy policy is a sad indictment of both the callous attitude of large American corporations and the lack of protection UK employees get compared with our European cousins. Without turning this into a separate debate commonsense says that is only going to get worse in the post Brexit world.
Redundancy used to be what happened when companies were financially $%*&ed. That IBM can get away with this when it is purely an exercise in taking names out in order to replace them with cheaper ones and make even more profit is frankly disgusting.
That was much of where they went wrong with EDS
HP bought what was an independent service delivery company and immediately went hard sell on HP products which spooked the clients and has ultimately led to losing contracts. I lost count of the number of challenges I got when I wanted to buy Ultrasparc 4s off Sun instead of HPUX. Even when i pointed out that the solution, that we did not write or control, was designed to run on Solaris i still got blocked because the hard sell goggles were on.
If there is one positive in the merge with CSC it's the return to being agnostic over platforms. It'd be good to get Dell laptops again too.
That's HPI not HPE
Wheaton seems to be making a pretty good living these days just by taking the piss out of himself on The Big Bang Theory.
Dressing as a B Movie, bikini clad, gorilla has to be a step up from playing Crusher.
@H in the Hague
But she knows we're British don't cha kno? Johnny Foreigner, strange cove, talks gibberish, knows what side his bread is buttered what! He'll let his betters in or we won't buy an Audi every 8 years.
The old Queen Mum, Gawd bless 'er. won us the war she did. Hosted knees ups in the Blitz rubble by day, Flew a Beaufighter by night. 8 confirmed kills. Neeeeeowwwwwww, dagga dagga dagga, take that Huns!
Rule Britannia etc........................................(fades off into the distance in an apt metaphor for British economic prosperity)
You appear to have been sold a delusional fantasy that the world is lining up to do deals with us and that Britain will get to dictate the terms.
This isn't a war film . We don't win by digging in against huge odds and having a bit of a go.
All hail the Moron's Messiah.
"The fastest growing economies in the world are outside the EU."
Indeed. Last time I checked, the fastest growing economy in the world was Cote D'Ivoire, GDP 32 billion dollars.
"We will trade with the commonwealth."
Following the second world war, likewise, Britain expected to trade with the commonwealth. The commonwealth wasn't interested and decided, instead, to trade with their nearer and better suited neighbours. The empire is gone and, without it, there's no obligation on the commonwealth to trade with us except if our economic interests align.
"Outside the EU we'll have no red tape."
One, if we want to trade with the EU all our exports there will have to conform with the European rules. Two, if we get rid of employment protections and things like environmental regulations and product safety, more fool us (and if, as people claim, it's "not about money", why on earth would we do this anyway?). Three, if we leave the customs union we've just added a motherlode of red tape every time anyone wants to sell something to the single market.
"The rest of the world will want free trade deals with us."
We already trade with those parts of the rest of the world that are prepared to trade with us and are worth trading with. The remainder are either protectionist in whole or in part (good luck selling services to India) or simply too small to bother with. And, in any event, why would a country be desperate to sign a trade deal with the UK, population 60 million GDP less than 3 trillion, when it wouldn't with the EU, population 450 million GDP 13 trillion?
DevOps is a speshul way of working that means that Developers and their slack, change control avoiding methods get far too close to live environments for their own or other people's good.
It allows Developers the chance to tell Operations staff how to do their jobs and allows Operations staff to claim additional call-out and overtime to fix the problems.
Would you let your dog drive your car? Because that's DevOps that is.
My money is on CSC being the name.
EDS sounds good though......
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