* Posts by Velv

2756 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Anonymous Twitter alternative developed for rioters

Velv
Big Brother

Do you REALLY think the networks (mobile or physical) have the capacity to store all the traffic and the metadata to allow this type of matchup to be done?

Only GCHQ has this type of capability (not that they'd ever admit to it)

Apple victorious: Courts deny hackintosher's final plea

Velv
FAIL

"this though, makes NO business sense to me whatsoever"

Any yet Apple just became the worlds most valuable company. They must be doing something right in business then.

Firms are RUBBISH at payment security

Velv
Holmes

Pass or Fail

Too much of the audit is Pass or Fail, when in reality proper security is built in layers and has true synergy - the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. Not every layer is necessary, but the more the better.

Perhaps PCI needs to revamp the review process and score on a sliding scale. Each security layer or control scores points, and a rating can then be generated. The best companies will score highly, however those on slightly lower scores are probably still pretty good at PCI. As the report says, those with low scores will typically be those with breaches.

Aussie parrots hit the sauce and hit the deck

Velv
Headmaster

Back to school with you

Depends if you're in a temperate zone with four seasons or a tropical zone with two (wet season and dry season)

Chocolate weighed in Schwarzeneggers: Official

Velv

Olympic Gold Medals are actually made of silver plated with gold.

I'm sure it was on "How It's Made" recently

YouView to adopt Freeview channel list rules

Velv
Go

Why can't all the broadcasters get together and agree a unified numbering system?

OK, so there's EPG envy. But wouldn't it be good if the same channel was always on the same number on Freeview, Virgin, Sky, etc. It would make explaining it to my ageing mother a LOT simpler!!!

Attention metal thieves: Buy BT, get 75 MILLION miles of copper

Velv
Devil

You really didn't think that one through, did you.

If you get the government to lay the new fibre it will cost 10 times as much as necessary, and come in ten years late. Just the point the copper price hits rock bottom.

But who could we find that can afford BT and can run a profitable business. Richard Branson - but then he already has an infrastructure company

RBS megahack maestro sells flats to pay fine

Velv
FAIL

Remember this is Russia.

"also sold two cars..."

Ferrari? Rolls Royce?

No, BMW and Lada

Mathematicians slam UK.gov plans to fund statistics only

Velv

Almost ALL politicians are short-termist and blinkered, mostly only seeing as far as the next election. As the old joke goes, "make your MP work, don't re-elect them"

Newzbin2 pirates prepare to sink BT web block

Velv
Joke

Time to shut down the Internet. It's clearly a threat to society and needs to be stopped now.

Australia to issue passports for males, females and... X

Velv
FAIL

Or really XX or XY - we're all just chromosomes.

So that would just be Female or Male then

Dyson spouts hot air

Velv
Coat

"Expensive, excessive, largely pointless, but I love all things Dyson"

Conclusive proof that you're a true fan-bois

Cancellation technique doubles wireless throughput

Velv
Coat

What he said

OK, maybe I'm pointing out the obvious here, but doesn't the "A" end know what it has transmitted without listening in? Surely it just needs to "remember" what it said and remove that from the received signals.

(coat on, off to the patent office)

Apollo 17 Moon landing: Shock revelations

Velv
FAIL

FAIL

If I'd been driving on the moon, I'd have been writing my name !

Hey Commentards! [This title is optional]

Velv
Thumb Up

How about a running total of votes next to your handle. Up votes +1, down votes -1

End of UK local dialling in sight as numbers run out

Velv
FAIL

Nope, you totally missed the point. It's not about the cost of the local call, but the actual digits you dial.

In most places it isn't mandatory to dial the area code to phone your neighbour. You simply dial the last 6 (or 7 for some cities) digits. Under this new scheme, it will be mandatory to dial the 01xxx as well.

Velv
Boffin

For charging, a local number is numbers in your area and all adjacent areas. Originally it was geographic, being within 35 miles. In theory two adjacent properties could be serviced by different exchanges and have different area codes, therefore it was possible for a "local" call to cross to another area.

For example, Livingston(01506) is a "local" call from edinburgh(0131)

Google feeds patents to HTC for assault on Apple

Velv
Mushroom

MAD

If the Patent Wars of the early 21st century continue it can only end in Mutually Assured Distruction

(boom)

The real reason Google bought Motorola

Velv
FAIL

Ah, the simple life

"the fault lies entirely ... UK tax law"

Err, no. The fault lies in Global Tax law - you can choose to register in (almost) any country you like and pay your taxes there. Google is registered in Ireland, not the UK, hence even if it made £6Bn profit it would still probably only pay ~£8m in UK tax.

So we need to extend your proposal. All countries in the world need to have the same tax rates otherwise those that can afford to will continue to be "resident" in a lower taxing country.

Somehow I don't see that happening any day soon.

UK-US corporate world slams 'dot-brand' domain plans

Velv
Headmaster

to dot or to no dot

"right-of-the-dot domain name"

Pedantry alert, but in a fully qualified domain name the very right most character is a dot, therefore everything is left of the dot. The root domain is and empty string so the . separates the root from the top level domains.

During name resolution if the included part of the name is not matched by the DNS it is automatically assume root *might* be an option so it can be queried. If a domain name ends in . then it is fully qualified and no further suffix searching is required.

Sky makes iPad trolley for square-eyed shoppers

Velv
FAIL

Solar panel?

Why a solar panel to power it off the shop lights?

Surely a dynamo to power it off the rotation of the wheels.

Shirley?

Samsung refuses to buy HP's PC business

Velv
Joke

Look and feel

Samsung won't sell HP PCs since they don't look enough like MacBooks

Britain's iconic red phonebox turns 75

Velv
Coat

Uses

"advertise the amatory services of ladies of ill repute"

I think Terry Pratchett's term is much more in keeping - "ladies of negotiable affection"

Average sozzled Brit sinks 5,800 pints during life

Velv
Pint

I didn't need a reason to drink tonight, but it's good to know I've got one.

"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." -- Clement Freud

I didn't need a reason to drink tonight, but it's good to know I've got one.

Apple augments reality, tells you where to go

Velv
FAIL

FAIL

D'oh!

There are already apps in the iStore for the iPhone and the iPad that do exactly this.

Acrossair is one of them. Might not be identical, but sufficiently similar to prevent granting of this patent.

Or are Apple planning to sue App developers usingna time machine?

Snap said to show iPhone 5s being stacked by bunnies

Velv
Mushroom

Handset

Maybe it's the next generation Samsung handset?

Facebook flashplodder to appeal against 4-yr cooler stint

Velv

Appeal

One could argue the convicted are going to appeal no matter what sentence is initially handed down, therefore a heavy initial sentence later halved on appeal might be about right.

I do think there is a lot of disparity between sentencing. People have received less for manslaughter and rape, which doesn't seem right (maybe they should have been higher).

Apple delays 'retina display' iPad 3 to 2012

Velv
Mushroom

Reading between the lines

The suppliers of the screen can't deliver enough screen cheaply enough.

LG, and more notably, Samsung.

Samsung can't meet demand a week after Apple takes legal action against Samsung for producingna competing product.

Smells of spin and bullshit to me

Dynamic Languages Conference: it's an Edinburgh thing

Velv
Coat

Excellent Business Trip

"Reg developer Marco Fontani is a co-organiser"

Marco clearly knows Edinburgh is the best place to be in the world during August, and organising an event there is a stroke of genius. Business accomodation and expences to support a weekend of excess.

Just to make sure your body clock suffers, the daily calendar runs from 00:00 (midnight) to 27:00 (3AM the next day!!!)

www.edfringe.com

(shameless plug for Edinburgh, my coats already hanging in the Cow Pasture)

Curved light drives boffin one-upmanship

Velv
Coat

Two of the four groups

The original article of course having been written by The Great Lobachevsky

A-level results accidentally put on interwebs a week early

Velv
FAIL

Standard Operating Procedure

The UK always follows this process with anything new.

They try it out in Scotland before rolling it out to the rest of the UK.

Apple patent disputes Xoom towards Motorola

Velv
FAIL

Who's the Daddy!

I remember many moons ago a spat between Apple and MS over the WIMP interface, both claiming they invented it. They traded blows for months.

The Xerox slapped the both in the face with their output from Xerox PARC.

I can see similar on the horizon over tablets and UIs ...

Apple injunction startles Samsung

Velv
Coat

The Previous Generation?

Star Trek TNG definitely had an older model. Their one didn't do any fancy orientation based rotation - watch them, they always turn the tablet like printed paper, keeping the bottom as the bottom etc.

Hackers crack crypto for GPRS mobile networks

Velv
Big Brother

Encryption

If the network operators do "sort it out", how many governments around the world are going to ban mobile phones as they can no longer listen in whenever they want?

Apple sued over Mac OS X 'quick boot'

Velv

MS

Perhaps given the age, the previous owners, and the closeness to DOS, Microsoft already licensed the patent ad infinitum.

If MS have already licensed the patent, it would actually add weight to the case being made by OSS.

Don't shoot the messenger - just the (patent) trolls.

India cracks down on the Blackberry

Velv
Big Brother

New Issue

Correction: It *WAS* a technical issue.

Many governments are now demanding that all these private systems have the ability to permit lawful interception. Some governments are more public about it than others, but you can be that every single government is secretly lobbying to have a way in to the private BES (and every other "secure" service.

Just because your government isn't making an arse of itself publicly demanding access doesn't mean they aren't trying to intercept your messages.

Shagbook won't take Facebook thrust lying down

Velv
Joke

Who Givesafuckbook?

Err, isn't that the whole point of the site. To find those peoplecwho do give a fuck ;)

Virgin mulls handing out free Wi-Fi

Velv

Missing link

Yes, you're missing something.

The ISP supplied router has two "connections" - one for your private paid for connection, and one for the publicly accessible service. So the public won't be connected to your wi-fi at all, they use their own wi-fi which just happens to transit down the pipe out of your house.

Murdoch muscles BBC out of Formula One driving seat

Velv

Opportunities

If Sky have any sense at all, they will do a deal with the BBC that the current F1 team will continue to provide the commentary, coverage and comment, and the only thing Sky will provide is the broadcast medium.

Over 40 countries currently take the BBC feed as their licensed coverage - don't fix something that isn't broken!!!!

Can you see Jeff Sterling doing F1... I think not.

Lee McKenzie - fwhoar :)

Velv
IT Angle

El Reg

Given we're now at 120+ comments, good to see that the El Reg readership can show their passions for the important things in life :)

BT on site-blocking: Every case will need a court order

Velv
Pirate

Shoot yourself in the foot

The more time the rights holders spend chasing down court orders to block "sites", the less time they'll spend going after individual users.

As has already been pointed out, the technology and the law do not live in the same sphere, and there will always be technical solutions to circumvent the law.

Expect piracy to increase as a result of this ruling

Dell PowerEdgies built like Marilyn Monroe

Velv
FAIL

Great, but ...

What about the rest of the kit in the DC that isn't certified to the same level.

Film studios thrash BT in Newzbin site-block test case

Velv
Big Brother

Shoot yourself in the foot with the Royal Mail argument

On a one off "connection", Royal Mail will deliver your pirate DVD.

But when they suddenly get a bulk delivery into a depot, they are required to consult the authorities if they suspect illegal activity. It's about what flies below the RADAR - if a user/customer starts sending 1,000 packages a day, they get suspicious. Might be legit, might not. But they do investigate.

Camera Prime

Velv
Go

Defending developers

Apple has no option other than to defend the developers since they provide the development environment, development rules, and they provide the mechanisms to enable in-app purchase.

If Apple doesn't default to defending developers, it leaves itself at risk of litigation from the angry development community, some of which do have sufficient might to take on Apple.

And there's nothing an ambulance chasing no win no fee lawyer in Merkinland like to hear more than "Class Action Lawsuit"

Virgin Media sees 36,000 cable customers scarper in Q2

Velv
FAIL

Errrr, fail

@s. pam

Errr, fail. You get traffic throttling on all packages except then100M service. Even the XXL 50M service has a caveat that they may throttle the upstream.

Post Office banking collapses in computer fail

Velv
FAIL

Single point of failure

Why not go back to sweeping the floor since you clearly know very little about running such services.

Microsoft's MS-DOS is 30 today

Velv
Paris Hilton

Floppy Disk

There was a time when you age a computer geek by asking them to format a floppy disk.

There was the knowledgeable generation who opened a command prompt and typed "format a:"

The there were those newbies who would open explorer, right click on the floppy drive and selected "Format" from the menu.

Now they look at you blankly and say "What's a floppy disk?"

Paris? Because I'm getting old :(

'Up to' broadband claims out of control, says Ofcom

Velv

Regulation and Standards

Perhaps since the Government wants to "get everyone online" all the ISPs should be required to list a price for an identical basic broadband service. Give it a Cat standard, or other marking to show it meets the UK Government minimum.

e.g. 2Mb/s connection, 10GB per month limit, etc

That should be sufficient for a large proportion of the non-technical market to make a like for like price comparison, then all those who need more (and are probably better placed to understand why they need more) can fight their way through the ISP offerings.

Dongling P2P downloaders 2nd-biggest mobe data users

Velv
Mushroom

Data or Content?

Data is data, and should be charged the same?

By the same argument, pay TV should be a flat fee for all channels. It's all just 1s and 0s being broadcast, and your box receives them even if you haven't paid to unlock the content.

What we should have is a FAIR and TRANSPARENT model for charging. As has been said many times, "Unlimited" should be truly UNLIMITED.

But will the regulators do anything?

Sorry, time travelers, you’re still just fiction

Velv
Boffin

Proof of negatives

You cannot prove a negative. You cannot prove something will never travel faster than light because you cannot prove every single possible scenario.

You can only prove that under repeatable conditions a repeatable answer will occur.

So the research proves that under the conditions of the experiment, the speed of light was not exceeded. Had they given it a really hot cup of lapsang souchong then the outcome *might* have been different.