* Posts by Velv

2756 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Steve Jobs, MS Office, Israel, and a basic feature Microsoft took 13 years to install

Velv
Mushroom

So something that's used by 0.0012% of the world population is a "basic feature"

Sounds more like someone has a chip on their shoulder

Want to kick butts? Go cold turkey

Velv
Gimp

They also received "behavioral support from nurses", which may or may not have included being handcuffed to a cast-iron bedstead at gunpoint.

I've never smoked, but if they need someone to be in a control group just send me a message

Police use of illegally held biometrics broke the law, says commish

Velv
Black Helicopters

In a parallel, there are rules where if the spooks have illegally collected data which proves a suspect did not commit a crime they are being investigated for the spooks are required to informally brief the police that they are "barking up the wrong tree".

Tinfoil hats on...

Only 12% of UK thinks Snoopers' Charter is 'adequately explained'

Velv
Big Brother

It's easy to explain the Investigatory Powers Bill - the authorities are going to gather together evidence on everyone on the presumption that everyone is guilty prior to them committing any crime

7,800 people's biometric data held on police anti-terrorism database

Velv
Joke

The way things are going they'd be better keeping a database of people who aren't "criminals".

That way when you get stopped :" ah, you're free to go Sir, you're on the known good list" or "sorry Sir, you're not on the list, we need to take you in"

A typo stopped hackers siphoning nearly $1bn out of Bangladesh

Velv
Pirate

Did the thieves get the spelling wrong on the transfer, or was the spelling wrong on the original email from the Nigerian Prince?

What's next? FBI telling us to turn iPhones into pocket spy bugs? It'll happen, says Apple exec

Velv

Re: America is not the world

So let's assume Apple is forced to write new Government mandated firmware...

Will Homeland Security be checking the devices of travellers to the USA on arrival:

"Excuse me Mr Tourist, we see you've got an iPhone? Is it the US version or the non-US version (in which case we are going to deny you entry)?"

And is any country going to ban the US version? Wasn't it The Netherlands that recently implemented laws preventing this type of privacy invasion, in which case are Merkin Fanbois going to be barred from Holland?

Google-backed British startup ‘stole our code’, says US marketing firm

Velv
Holmes

Based on the small samples of code here it would be very difficult to prove they had been stolen. They are simple direct functions that really any basic programmer would come up with for the small function concerned.

So unless they had their code lodged in escrow or some other secured format that proves the date of authoring beyond reasonable doubt then they're probably fishing.

How did Bounce steal the Yieldify code anyway?

SQL Server for Linux: A sign of Microsoft's weakness. Sort of

Velv

Why?

Quite simple: Oracle

Oracle is now enforcing its licensing stance on virtualisation, and if you virtualise your Oracle on VMWare (which is not on Oracles approved list of partitioning environments) then you need to license EVERY CPU controlled from the same VCenter, despite it probably running on only a few of them. The analogy used elsewhere was like NCP charging you for every parking space in the multi-storey car park simply because you want to park in one of them.

I can see a substantial number of Enterprises switching away from Oracle, and they probably already have SQLServer on their approved and supported list, so why not run it on Linux. They're less likely to switch to a different Linux based DB simply because of the support agreements they already have.

Microsoft seeks Comcast subpoena to nab activation pirates

Velv
Flame

Re: Voluntarily

You agreed to the license, you agreed voluntarily it can phone home. Nobody FORCED you to agree to the license, there is alternative software out there (or so the Fanbois and Linux people keep claiming)

<FlameSuitOn>

FBI says NY judge went too far in ruling the FBI went too far in forcing Apple to unlock iPhone

Velv
Black Helicopters

"It also argues – as it has done in the San Bernardino case – that the request is device-specific and so does not constitute blanket approval for the FBI to break into any iPhone"

Well, yes, and no. Each case may be about one physical device. But the precedent is being attempted that a court order is all that's required to access any one device. And given the number of judges is the US there's going to be * A L O T * of requests to access one device, and some of those might not yet have committed a crime.

Flying blind: F-35's radar software fails in the air

Velv
Boffin

Harking back to the old nomenclature of Rainbow codes in military technology it's good that they've been able to resurrect the old Blue Circle radar system

French parliament votes to jail tech execs who refuse to decrypt data

Velv
Boffin

Re: Irrelevant to Apple, even if they pass it

And you're an expert on the Apple hardware?

You know the specification of the diagnostic connections and you know that a firmware update will be sufficient to lock out the diagnostic access?

It is entirely possible that there is NO software fix, and the a hardware change may be required to block a hardware based attack to load a new firmware.

Given iPhone development cycles it's possible a hardware fix would be rolled out until the iPhone 8, since the iPhone 7 will be too far down the road to change it now.

Velv
Boffin

Re: Seems like good news?

And just how does anyone PROVE they cannot decrypt or otherwise access the device and data?

You cannot prove it is impossible, you can only prove it is possible. So this law would be fundamentally flawed

Facebook paid £4k in tax. HMRC then paid Facebook £27k – for ads

Velv
Facepalm

How to look like your doing something good while shafting the UK tax payer even more...

Sales may be booked in the UK, and revenue in the UK may increase hundreds, maybe even thousands of times. But Facebook UK will still need to license the use of the Facebook logo from Facebook Ireland and its Dutch sandwich partner, so the opportunity for profit in the UK will be wiped out.

Everything bad in the world can be traced to crap Wi-Fi

Velv
FAIL

WiFi Assist

Apple partial attempt to fix the "poor wifi" problem was WiFi Assist where packets were augmented with 3G or 4G when the wifi was poor. Shame it didn't clearly indicate the wifi was being augmented and it used up all your allowance on this background stuff.

So you're right, stop the background chatter, but also fix the optimisation of services to make automatic switching clearer on the packet route. WiFi Assist had the potential to provide great service, but at a significant cost.

Investigatory Powers Bill lands in Parliament amid howls over breadth of spying powers

Velv
Big Brother

Re: Better start campaigning to stay in the EU

Despite the claims of wanting to stay in the EU, perhaps you missed the proposals to opt out of the European Convention on Human Rights

Gartner to FBI: Stop bullying Apple and the tech industry

Velv
Black Helicopters

Completely missed the point. It is not THAT phone which is of the slightest interest to the FBI or anyone else in the investigatory world.

They need a case sufficiently emotive to achieve public support. "We'll be able to stop terrorists". They know there is no useful information on THAT phone, and will already have used the carrier data to its full ends. But they need to justify accessing THAT phone so they can access OTHER phones in the future.

</TinFoilHat>

New York judge blocks FBI demand for Apple help to unlock iPhone

Velv

Given even the FBI director thinks the issue is too big for the Courts and should be settled by Congress then all similar cases should be rejected until Congress rules. No precedent has been created, try and do the right think 'Merica.

Humans – 1 Robots – 0: Mercedes deautomates production lines

Velv
Facepalm

Re: One word

Shows that you know nothing about how manufacturing in Germany works where the Unions, Company and workers pull together very well.

VW recently tried to get its US workers to form or join a union so they could better engage following the German model. The workers voted against it.

Got Oracle? Got VMware? Going cloud? You could be stung for huge licensing fees

Velv
Go

"Except for going legal, what are your options?"

Stop using Oracle. There are other database technologies out there, and if Oracle insists on shooting itself in the foot those technologies will very quickly become the de-facto standard Oracle currently appears to be. Net easy for everyone to make the leap, but a critical mass soon will.

Facebook and Twitter back Apple's privacy stance

Velv
Gimp

Of course none of this would have been an issue if the device had been an Android...

http://www.forbes.com/sites/andygreenberg/2013/07/22/pin-punching-robot-can-crack-your-phones-security-code-in-less-than-24-hours/#2fb4ef6158a8

Yes, yes, it's old, and I'm sure all Android devices now have an appropriately increasing delay between PIN attempts...

UK carrier Three in network-wide ad-block shock

Velv

Going to be an interesting one. I peruse a couple of "free" websites (like El Reg) that have adverts, and some of those actively check thatbthenadverts are being displayed. If they're blocked then error messages pop up stopping you accessing the site.

How are Three going to permit customers (sorry, product being sold) to choose who their advert viewing is being sold to in exchange for services?

Feds look left and right for support – and see everyone backing Apple

Velv
Alert

"Apple should not be above the law."

Absolutely true. Nobody should be above the law.

But when the law (or anyone) is acting like an asshole and everyone is telling them they are acting like an asshole they should take a step back and listen.

Eurovision Song Contest uncorks 1975 vote shocker: No 'Nul point'!

Velv
Boffin

Re: Huh?

43 Countries vote

Each Country has a jury vote and a public vote

The votes of each of the 43 juries will be announced as before - that's 43*12,10,8-1 points

The public votes will then be announced (another 43*12,10,8-1), but this time they'll be announced in one allocation as a total across all 43. So if one song got all 43 public 12 points, they'd get 516 points in the public round.

I can't believe I even bothered to read the article never mind comment

Confused as to WTF is happening with Apple, the FBI and a killer's iPhone? Let's fix that

Velv
Big Brother

First they came with a court order for the terrorists, and we complied because we're good corporate citizens.

Then they came with a court order for the murderers and the rapists, and we complied because we're good corporate citizens.

Then they came with a court order for the bank robbers, and we complied because we're good corporate citizens.

Then they came with a court order for the shoplifters, and we complied because we're good corporate citizens.

Then they came with a court order for everyone just in case...

If the order of a court is all it takes to compel any vendor to break into someone's personal data, just where does it stop.

All-American Apple challenges US gov call for iOS 'backdoor'

Velv
Boffin

Nothing is truly secure ad infinitum, it's about just how much resources you can put at breaking it in a timely manner.

I couldn't find in the iOS Security Guide if the hardware is tamper proof, so if it's not, the brute force challenge is about how many attempts you need to make before it locks. A four digit PIN has 10,000 combinations, however one way to achieve that is to clone the device 10,000 times and try a different four digit PIN against each.

Resources you put up against the problem...

Apple must help Feds unlock San Bernardino killer's iPhone – judge

Velv
Boffin

Re: Another reason why you should use a password not a PIN

@Tom Dial

Apple has implemented hardware encryption of the iPhone since the 3GS in 2009, their biggest fault being the four digit PIN protecting the OS (which is a separate debate). Androids drawback in this instance is the diverse hardware it operates on, with not all vendors or models including the necessary hardware. It can still perform software encryption, with a similar attack surface in the OS.

Suffcie to say both iOS and Android have been attempting to do the right thing for 5+ years (pre Snowdon), and despite there still being weaknesses, properly configured they are sufficiently secure for most personal and corporate users.

Quotemehappy? No, I'm furious: Insurance site loses customer details

Velv

Re: Here's an idea..

It might not be on their homepage, but the majority of the leaked information here for the Execs is already in the public domain. Check out Companies House, then check the FCA and PRA for financial services companies. Other regulated industries have similar websites.

So as well as getting companies secured, we need to get the government secured

UK to stop children looking at online porn. How?

Velv
Childcatcher

Re: Wanna stop kids looking at porn?

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

Dara O'Briain talks about this in one of his shows. Couple visit the Doctor as they can't conceive. "Tell me what you're doing?" the Doc asks, and after a brief description of intercourse the tale ends "then I pull out and cum on her tits"

So perhaps thinking porn = education is not such a good idea.

India's ‘Facebook ruling’ is another nail in the coffin of the MNO model

Velv
Boffin

Walk before you can Run

For centuries new "technologies" have been the preserve of the wealthy in their early days only to become everyday essentials and almost a human right.

Transport is the best example I can think of. Carriage and horses were initially only for the wealthy who could afford to keep their own horses. Eventually hackney cabs came long and the general public could share in the occasional luxury journey, only to be replaced by buses, trains and cars that almost everyone can afford. The money laid the roads ultimately benefiting everyone.

And so it was with mobile networks in the UK. Rich City wankers paid hundreds of pounds per month to build the core highways and services we now all share neutrality on.

Net neutrality is a fine principle, but somebody has to pay for it. Walk before you can run. Let Facebook pay to build the network THEN enforce neutrality. It's worked for centuries, Adam Smith noted it, it's not perfect, but it keeps the momentum of development.

Virgin Atlantic co-pilot dazzled by laser

Velv
Joke

The Military solved this problem a long time ago - launch a missile at anything that targets you...

Argos offers 'buy now pay in 3 months' deal

Velv

Argos Data Protection Team

I like how Argos helpfully tell you "57 people are currently looking at this item"

Send tortuous stand-up ‘nine-thirty’ meetings back to the dark ages

Velv

"We're going to keep having these meetings until we can determine exactly where the wasted time is being generated"

When asked 'What's a .CNT file?' there's a polite way to answer

Velv

Computer User Not Technical

See title

Zero. Zilch. Nada. That's how much Netflix uses its own data centres now

Velv
Facepalm

Re: Netfix is at the mercy of Amazon

"Miss paying your bill by 1 second? Bye-bye Netflix."

Don't be so stupid!

A) there are laws that protect even corporate customers who are late paying. There are very serious consequences if you as a supplier withhold service from a customer and interfere in the operation of their business, and simply "paying late" very much falls into this category. There is case law supporting this!

B) you don't piss off your customers by cutting them off instantly. You pick up the phone and talk to them. And I'm pretty sure Jeff and Reed are already on first name terms.

No, HMG, bulk data surveillance is NOT inevitable

Velv
Childcatcher

Re: You're all missing the point

They got caught grabbing something, although its not clear exactly what and where. Nobody will be prosecuted.

However having now been caught they're attempting a land grab to legalise grabbing everything just in case.

Velv
Thumb Up

Re: They've won already

And I dare say given the media interest in our politicians, they'd be the first against the proverbial wall!!!

SCO slapped in latest round of eternal 'Who owns UNIX?' lawsuit

Velv

Re: “why do SCO's backers keep it alive?”

"carry on (this part of) the litigation until its conclusion"

How many conclusions in court against SCO does it take to say the case is concluded

Leak – UN says Assange detention 'unlawful'

Velv
Black Helicopters

If the UN say he's being held, then give him the opportunity to leave the embassy and go to Equador.

Then issue an international arrest warrant and request extradition.

If the US decide they want him, I'm sure Equador will capitulate quicker than either the UK or Sweden given the investments the US is making and th attempts to establish stronger links. I'd also bet it would be easier to get him out of Equador by force than from the UK or Sweden.

Yup, I hear black helicopters...

Scottish MP calls for drone-busting eagles

Velv
Flame

Re: Exploitation

Yeah, exploitation. Ban this now

While we're at it, ban sniffer dogs. Drugs and rescue. Exploitation.

Then there's guide dogs for the blind, we should ban them too, they're being exploited.

In fact we should ban the keeping of any animal, it's all just exploitation. No pet dogs or cats, it's not fair that they are forced to love their owners just to get fed. Horses? Nope, set them all free, no more horse riding. No more pet hamsters.

I'm being sarcastic obviously, but just where do you draw the line on exploitation over benefit (rhetorical, that's a whole different debate than here)

Three: We won't hike prices if you say yes to £10.5bn O2 merger

Velv

Re: Meaningless promise

Much as I agree with you, perhaps AWFLCOM need to do more to open those three physical networks up to more MVNOs. Then the market place for customers opens up

Did you know ... Stephen Fry has founded a tech startup?

Velv
Childcatcher

One could argue that those who place themselves in the public eye are asking to be trolled and bullied.

One could argue it's OK to ridicule generally successful people when they fail as they deserve it.

One could even argue that pointing out facts is never trolling or bullying because, well, it's just facts.

One could also argue Andrew Orlowski is a bully and a troll (fact, see points one, two and three) but I'd never do that.

Andrew, you invited comments in the body of the article, at least have the decency to publish them all. Censorship puts you on a par with Donald Trump, and rejecting comments you disagree with just reinforces the portrayal of El Reg as "evil" and "nasty".

As for Mr Fry, no, I doubt he's done the due diligence. But publicity is publicity dahlings!

SAP pays $3.9m to settle Panama government bribery case

Velv

SAP has a listing on the New York Stock Exchange, and there are international agreements on preventing bribery and corruption in any country, not just where you are listed.

Could equally be fined in Germany under their listing on the Frankfurt Stock Exchange.

PCS: We'll ballot Hewlett Packard Enterprise members over job cuts

Velv

Jobs are made redundant, not people. If the job is redundant (i.e. no longer required), why would there be a need to transfer skills to another person? <cynical> and <rhetorical>

Lawyers cast fishing nets in class-action Seagate seas

Velv

Precedent: IBM DeskStar (DeathStar) drives.

Yes, everyone should backup their data. Yes, drives fail. Yes, you should be able to expect a certain level of reliability out of anything you buy.

Why the Sun is setting on the Boeing 747

Velv
Coat

Re: Losing engines

Pilot in log: "left engine missing"

Maintenance in log: "left engine found under left wing after short search"

State Department finds 22 classified emails in Hillary’s server, denies wrongdoing

Velv
Black Helicopters

Re: It could be much much worse...

For Big John :)

"In 1974, Gerald Ford assumed the presidency" - yup, he assumed the Nixon presidency.

Gerald Ford is the only person to have been both President and Vice-President without being elected to either office.

UK taxpayers should foot £2bn or more to adopt Snoopers' Charter, says Inquiry

Velv
Black Helicopters

Re: use existing budgets !

Since some of the people who require access do not exist they do not have budgets that can be tapped.