* Posts by Velv

2413 posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

McKinsey’s blockchain warning irks crypto hipsters

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Terminator

Re: While I'm sceptical of blockchain as of yet,

McKinsey - if you're not part of the problem, there's money to be made prolonging the solution

What a cheep shot: Bird sorry after legal eagles fire DMCA takedown at scooter unlock blog

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Joke

A bit like “winding down the window” in a car, “dialling” on a phone, and 3D printed Save icons, very soon people will have no idea who Barbra Streisand was

Come mobile users, gather round and learn how to add up

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Boffin

This is why test/development environments and production environments should never be the same network.

People make mistakes. people pick the wrong boxes. People forget to tell everyone when updates are made. People fuck up. If you put some kind of protection between the people and production you reduce the risk of this type of thing.

And yet some many businesses, organisations, banks and governments departments are moving back to everything on the same network or in the same cloud. Expect to see a lot more "whoopsie" in the press...

Big cable trolls big mobile with '10G' trademark application

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Trollface

Hang on while I nip down to the trademarks office for my company XG. Those phone companies are going to need a new term after the ninth generation...

Attention all British .eu owners: Buy dotcom domains and prepare to sue, says UK govt

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Headmaster

Re: Wow, it's almost...

The MAJORITY did not vote to Leave.

Leave polled 38% of the Electorate. (Remain polled 35%). A non-vote is a vote for The Establishment, the country did not vote Leave

Linux reaches the big five (point) oh

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Boffin

Re: 3.23 & 4.21

"Linus wants to progress the big hand on the clock."

Ever seen the Dave Allen piece about teaching a child to read a clock.

When the minute hand gets to the 1, that's five

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Trollface

"I ran out of fingers and toes to count on."

10 fingers allows you to count to 1,024 (2^10). If you count toes as well then its 1,048,576

You'd have thought such a kernel orientated person would understand binary.

Google settles Right To Be Forgotten case on eve of appeal hearing

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Go

Re: A question for the lawyers

Is someone petitioning for the reporting restriction to be lifted now the case is over?

Apple iPhone X screen falls short of promises, lawsuit says

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Headmaster

Re: Screen measurements in inches are tube size

A 25" 4:3 screen does actually have a bigger area than a 25" 16:9 screen

Which might be true of overall screen area, however if the picture is in 16:9 format you’re going to get a bigger visible picture on a 25" 16:9 screen than a 25" 4:3 screen.

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Headmaster

Re: Excuse me a moment...

I’m fairly sure the hard drive manufacturers have already been through the lawsuit loop of “false” numbers, hence the reason all tech sheets clarify what MB and MiB etc actually mean.

Hot on heels of 2.0, Vivaldi 2.2 adds tab session management among other goodies

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Gimp

#ShamelessPlug

US bitcoin bomb threat ransom scam looks like a hoax say FBI, cops

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Coat

Re: While in the UK

I wonder if any pornstars have received these video release emails...

Thanks to UK peers, coming to a laptop near you in 2019: Age checks for online smut

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Re: VPL, erm, I mean VPN

VyprVPN recently announced that they no longer log user traffic, so even if someone does come along with a court order they don’t have the detail of where you went.

Privacy, security fears about ID cards? UK.gov's digital bod has one simple solution: 'Get over it'

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Big Brother

arguing that people were perfectly happy handing over their data to tech giants, so they should give it to the government

We know what tech giants want to do with it - they want to sell it, or leverage it to persuade someone else to sell us something.

Governments aren't trying to sell us something. So what do they want to do with the it?

College PRIMOS prankster wreaks havoc with sysadmin manuals

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Facepalm

Almost by definition you'd think 'administrator' commands should only be available to administrators?

Unless, for example, you are a college. Teaching computer related courses. Courses like "System Administration 101"

Ecuador says 'yes' to Assange 'freedom' deal, but Julian says 'nyet'

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Boffin

Re: Mandatory fire drill

There is no requirement to leave any building when any alarm sounds, although it would normally be argued it is in your safety interests. If the Embassy were to force everyone on to the streets then they are simply disguising kicking him out, so why not just kick him out.

Many buildings have "places of comparative safety", places people of limited mobility can assemble to be rescued by those with the right equipment - ever noticed the extra space on staircase landings that appears to be wasted space. The stair well is usually better protected against fire and smoke than other areas, allowing a longer escape time.

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Headmaster

Re: Assange is not a "professional secrets dealer"

According to reports from 2010, shortly before he skipped bail and exiled himself in Ecuador, two thirds of Wikileaks salary bill was salary to one Julian Assange. That makes him a professional, wikileaks dealing in secrets an all.

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Headmaster

Re: Assange is a political prisoner, in the United Kingdom, end of

I actually did mean queue, as in a line of people waiting for something

When you’ve already dug yourself into a deep hole you can’t get out off it’s not usually a good idea to continue digging.

Identity stolen because of the Marriott breach? Come and claim your new passport

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Pirate

While it’s not listed among the lost data (so far), I wonder if people invoice details have been compromised?

Who’s exposed to a little blackmail over their porn habits or extra pillows? (which for those not familiar with Concierge speak is negotiable company).

Apple co-founder and former CEO has the most expensive John Hancock on the planet

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Headmaster

"more commonly"?

do enlighten us...

UK taxman told to chill out 'cos loan charge is whacking tax dodgers and whoopsies alike

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Boffin

Re: Payday loans

In many cases the loans were made from offshore unconnected entities so were afforded protection from the liquidators in the event of insolvency. A truly well connived scheme to avoid legitimate reasons to pay back the loan.

A good example is the Rangers case - when the club became insolvent and Duff & Phelps were appointed as administrators, in theory they should have been recovering all the loans, yet they were unable. The very loans that should have been the tax HMRC was trying to recover when they forced the club into administration.

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Headmaster

Schemes

Here's a clue. If your employer, accountant or adviser tells you they have a "scheme" to help you avoid tax, it's probably against the spirit of the law.

I'm all for people minimising their legitimate tax liability, however while "schemes" may be legal they often bend the interpretation of the letter of the law beyond what is reasonable and legitimate.

We all have our own morale compass, this country's in enough shit already without giving HMRC more excuses to fuck over the masses. Don't use #Schemes :)

You think you're hot bit: Seagate tests 16TB HAMR disk drive

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Perhaps it’s time to back to bigger disks?

5.25” form factor anyone?

Space policy boffin: Blighty can't just ctrl-C, ctrl-V plans for Galileo into its Brexit satellite

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Pirate

Re: Strangely in the last week or so....

the country ... votes to remain

There is the outstanding legal challenge over whether the Article 50 can be withdrawn. The Government refuses to engage on hypothetical issues but there is a real risk the deed cannot be undone

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Mushroom

We don't need to worry about building our own, there's loads of others out there we can use.

Its all really easy once we're free of theses EU shackles - we'll be free just to negotiate our own deals with someone and they're all willing to give us the best deals in the world because we're British, we're important. China will be more than willing to help us use their system, probably give us access for free.

#Sarcasm. Project Fear? Project Truth as it turns out.

£10k offer to leave firm ASAP is not blackmail, Capita told by judge

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Go

Re: Not Blackmail?

More common than you might think with "problem" employees.

Managing them out through the correct HR process might take 6-12 months. You still have to pay them, manage them carefully and have them around causing headaches where ultimately you will succeed in the employee leaving with no case for tribunal.

Or you can offer them money to just go now, as they know they will be managed out. Saves the employer money and time in the long run.

Last time I saw it was a senior manager who's departure was communicated by the IT Director as "we had a meeting and he agreed his career aspirations lay elsewhere"

GCHQ pushes for 'virtual crocodile clips' on chat apps – the ability to silently slip into private encrypted comms

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Big Brother

Re: Somebody is not reading carefully

A group can be as few as two.

By that rationalisation the service provider can add the third person to any conversation.

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Re: Quid pro quo, Clarice...

think multi- million dollar fines to the government

Given the governments money is actually the people’s money this is a very bad solution. It needs to be jail time for the Directos and Managers (VPs) of the organisations involved.

High Court agrees to hear full legal challenge of Blighty's Snooper's Charter

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Boffin

critics have argued that the new law simply made a lot of what was previously going on under the radar more transparent – and so the material concerns about the lawfulness of the activities remain.

Making it legal doesn’t necessarily make it right

Finally a platform for train puns: IBM Halt station derailed

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Boffin

Chester-ale-Street

Chester-Le-Street must not have been hosting an England Cricket Test that year.

It once had a bangin’ SKA club, sadly no more.

Congrats to Debbie Crosbie: New CEO at IT meltdown bank TSB has unenviable task ahead

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Flame

Re: There is a very good reason

In order to rid themselves of all these custom applications and scripts all the banks (large, small and challenger) are adopting a cloud strategy running off the shelf packages in both private and public cloud.

The same public clouds.

Out of the frying pan into the boiling flammable cloud ready for the slightest spark to ignite it!

Douglas Adams was right, ish... Super-Earth world clocked orbiting 'nearby' Barnard's Star

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Coat

Improving Telescopes

We can’t currently “see” the planet, but as time and technology moves on, no doubt we will have powerful enough telescopes to be able to zoom in. What will we see?

Probably a message written in fire in letters thirty feet high:

“We apologise for the inconvenience”

Scam or stunt? It's looking like the latter... Xiaomi so sorry for £1 smartphone 'promo'

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It’s still my day

They’re still cheats

OK Google, why was your web traffic hijacked and routed through China, Russia today?

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Big Brother

Re: Change it back quickly -

The NSA wants their feed back.

The cynical side of me thinks this is how the change was detected.

Dell upping its margins again: Precision 5530 laptop will sting you for $13m. Yep, six zeroes

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Headmaster

Sensible Option

So this *might* be a sensible move by Dell.

We've all heard of the instances of people buying cheap goods because they were listed with a low price. So why not introduce a policy that all goods listed must have an unrealistically high price when first listed, then the price can be set to the normal price once the listings are validated.

Or they could just make sure the details are right first time...

UK computer dealer Aria PC loses £750k VAT fraud appeal attempt in THAT case

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Boffin

When does the criminal trial start?

Foxconn denies it will ship Chinese factory serf, er, workers into America for new plant

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Pirate

Re: few Chinese workers have volunteered to move to Wisconsin

"So what you're saying is that Foxconn treats it's Chinese workers like slaves, and presumably wants to treat it's new US workers the same way?"

From what I've heard working for most American companies is only one step above slavery. For many, "Benefits" is something employees dream of, not taken for granted as we do in Europe. Paid holidays? Health care? Dental? Pension contributions? etc. There are some companies very good to their employees, however your basic American worker puts in long hours for a very basic reward.

Luck us in Europe have strong policies on workers rights. Oh, wait...

UK.gov to roll out voter ID trials in 2019 local elections

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Big Brother

"We don't have ID cards.

Not everyone has passports or driving licences.

Hence, day-to-day life doesn't require it."

While this may be true today, criminal activity is increasing leading to the need to prove one's identity, and if we don't end up with ID cards we will have de facto ID cards in Passports or Driving licences, with everyone requiring ownership of one or the other just to prove their identity even if they don't drive or go overseas.

Not saying its right, just pointing out the world is changing, and voting is just another aspect that will change, like it or not,

Which scientist should be on the new £50 note? El Reg weighs in – and you should vote, too

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Joke

Re: Bertrand Russell

He’s the only man* to have put a teapot into orbit around the sun, that must deserve recognition.

*several wives have managed to put teapots into inexplicable orbits although few are verifiable, a bit perhaps like Russell’s.

Tax me if you can: VMware UK tosses shrunken offering to HMRC

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Headmaster

No doubt others who generate more than half a billion in sales locally will find cunning loopholes to (legally) avoid their fair share.

Have you ever heard the phrase “turnover is vanity, profit is sanity, cash is king”. What you turn over means fuck all. You can be turning over £1,000,000,000,001, but if your costs are £1,000,000,000,000 then you made a pound profit, which isn’t going to keep you in food very long (one McDonalds Saver burger for you).

There are some companies exploiting the letter of the law to gain an advantage, and governments need to work to change those laws. But your off the cuff comment on sales shows an ignorance of the subject you are trying to write about.

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Headmaster

Re: taxing

Indeed, legal but not very moral.

The reason we have laws is that different people throughout history have had different views on what is moral. Writing laws gives everyone a hard reference point, and we do update laws as gaps appear and public opinion changes.

If we all agreed on the same moral viewpoint we wouldn’t need the laws. It would be nice if we all played by the spirit of the laws, but ultimately it is the letter of the law that counts.

US Republicans bash UK for tech tax plan

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Childcatcher

For all these multinational cross border companies, why not set up one cybercountry where all income is lodged and subsequently taxed at an agreed fair rate.

That tax is then proportionally distributed to all the actual countries in which the multinational operates.

Removes the ability of companies to leverage fancy schemes in a low tax jurisdiction and offers an opportunity for poorer countries to receive their fair share.

We are all citizens of the same cyber space, we should all equally benefit?

£220k fines for dodgy dialling duo who didn't do due dil on data

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Flame

Both businesses can get a 20 per cent reduction if they pay by 28 November.

Or a 100% discount if they go into liquidation.

Apart from jailing the directors, it’s about time we consider a threat against employees. If you are making outbound calls all day and almost every caller tells you to fuck off as they are on the TPS you need to at some point realise that the business is breaking the law and that by not whistleblowing the activity you are furthering the breaking of the law. You are at some point committing personal fraud by perpetuating the marketing calls.

I know this isn’t really a practical rememdy, it is the business owners (and managers) who should be held accountable, but as an upstanding moral citizen, would you continue to work for one of these businesses without calling out the issue?

Woman who hooked up with over 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex

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Childcatcher

Re: Dear DHSS

More likely is the Child Support Agency (CSA) chasing the father for child support.

Despite evidence the father doesn’t exist, much less have money to pay said support, the CSA will pick a random amount per week that is due and back date it to the beginning of time.

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Coat

Re: Dear God,

As I understand it, it’s a bit like the old TV game “Call My Bluff”

You get to the “gates” of the afterlife and there’s a bunch of deities holding brown cards. You pick your chosen deity and hope they don’t turn it over to find the word “Bluff”

Manchester man fined £1,440 after neighbours couldn't open windows for stench of dog toffee

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Boffin

If this mess is building up in his garden then is there not a case to investigate his general care of the animals? According to the linked article the fouling was in a "terraced house’s yard" - not exactly a roaming estate where the dogs could run free for hours of exercise.

An inspection by the RSPCA might spur a little more care out of him.

Assange catgate hearing halted as Ecuador hunts around for someone who speaks Australian

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Boffin

As an existing bail jumper he’s going to be denied any further bail, so he’s going to be held on remand.

And it’s unlikely the CPS will rush to bring the case to court.

The best way to screw the competition? Do what they can't, in a fraction of the time

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Re: I'm quite happy

to call ethernet over coaxial cable "a coax cable" and ethernet over a cable designed for it "an ethernet cable"

Ethernet is a Data Link layer protocol and sits at Layer 2.

Coaxial cable and twisted pair cable are Physical layer transmission mediums and sit at Layer 1.

There is no such thing as “an Ethernet cable”

Yes, Americans, you can break anti-piracy DRM if you want to repair some of your kit – US govt

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Boffin

On the one hand, this would stop parts – such as the keyboard – from being swapped out for backdoored gear.

Of good grief. Like this is actually a serious threat. If it’s more than 0.1% of keyboards swaps I’d be surprised. The vast majority of repairs are genuine a some numpty has spilled something on the keyboard, or they were crap keyboards in the first place. Don’t get me wrong, hardware has been hacked for nefarious reasons, it’s just not a sufficiently large problem to be a legitimate excuse to prevent repairs.

Ad blocking. All fun and games – until it gets political: Union websites banned by uBlock Origin

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Big Brother

Who watches The Watchers?

Pretty much sums it up. If all you’re fed is “fake news” how do you determine what is not fake?

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