* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Man sues boss for 'condemning him to eternal damnation'

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Or he could just be very, very thick

unskilled worker in a plastics factory?

man must have been a genius!

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Why not start a religion that states *all* numbers and letters are evil

and when you get your personal heavenspace assigned... you find sarah palin is there and has been for years

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Mushroom

true true

either that or he could have fead the moron into an industrial chipper on day 665, thereby preventing any future issues with this slack jawed fuckwit.

NASA nuclear Mars tank launch delayed by one day

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Joke

You don't want to listen to me...

But i bet they'll find evidence of and advanced hydrocarbon addicted civilisation beneath the surface, having been driven there as the atmosphere was destroyed by their love of hydrocarbon.

And while the civilisation was relatively techologically advanced, it was hampered by a corrupt and backward looking philosophical\political system that simply refused to acknowledge the irreprable damage their dalliance with HCs was doing, preferring to concentrate on the aquisition of meaningless tokens until it was too late.

Finally driven underground the civilisation died a slow and painful death as the complex interdependencies between the alpha beings of the surviving civilisation and the lesser biomass became exposed when the biomass gradualy slipped into extinction.

So different to us, theres nothing for us to learn there - seems little point in going really.

:-)

Punters hate copyright, says Steelie Neelie

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I, along with many other civilized humans, am more than happy to pay for music.

I, along with many other milked and bilked J. Randoms, am more than happy to pay for music.

There fixed it for you.

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studies?? what studies??

Quote your sources or be exposed as an astroturfer.

While looking for the link you may like to consider the sentance....

'I haven't exactly heard about the general public clamoring for relaxed copyright laws - except perhaps on certain websites that offer their visitors the opportunity to leave comments'

Which as I read it says in effect - you havent heard people complain about copyright anywhere, except the places where they were able to complain about it.

So with no opportunity to complain, people dont complain (you didnt work for the bush administration by any chance?) - brilliant.

Sure compared to the wars, AIDS, poverty, the middle east, climate change and such like it's not a big deal, true, but it is a deal nonetheless

Oh! and another thing;

Neelie Kroes was an elected representative for 18 years - i know nothing about her beliefs, and very little about the political system used in the netherlands, but i very strongly suspect that she would have had to win a few elections at least to manage to serve for 18 years.

how many elections have you won? what is your mandate?

I thought so.

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Joke

snorting their wealth up their nose...

OTOH

If they hadnt done that then the doors would have souinded like pat fecking boone and you would have been fucked either way.

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persnly i'd rather stick pins in my eyes that listen to even one wave from a x-fuctup battery hen, but isnt their output pretty much exclusively covers?

Cant see cowell et al ever wanting to spend time in a room with a 'creative' - research shows that occasionally those types show signs of thinking for themselves - fuck that for a game of soldiers!

as with politics and fast food - the people get pretty much what they deserve.

HELL ON EARTH: The Great Dying

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Cool to see Pratchett made his way in at the end :-)

Only question is 'healthy population' healthy depends on ones perspective - for the rest of the world i suspect a healthy human population is 0 - and i kinda agree with them

Second water utility reportedly hit by hack attack

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The DHS made a further announcement on the lack of credibility to rumors on attacks of SCADA systems controlling major infrastructure plant, but the words were drowned out by the sound of chickens coming home to roost.

Stuxnet... if you build it they will come.

Oh and PS

All the ppl whining about security and corner cutting.

A> these systems fall under the cat of 'early adopters' and the expected lifetime for this kind of control kit is measured in decades - and who really gave a shit about network security in the 80's? - and the same philosophy is in place now - Stuxnet has been around a few years. The people using & developing this kit are too busy keeping the world turning to worry about Hax0rs! (until something _big_ goes bang)

B> hell yes it was done on the cheap! - that's what the market dictates. you don't like it? - vote differently. Make critical infrastructure subject to higher standards than 'what the market will support'

DARPA boffins develop unfeasibly light metal fluff-structure

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Joke

lol cos the world is only 6000 years old I guess

Does tech suffer blurred vision on 3D future?

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medium???

cost!

RTFA

Gov justifies e-petitions as MPs mull upping debate threshold

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Persn'ly

I couldnt care if thatch has a state funeral or not.

I'd just like it to be soon.

No real need for her to be dead even, at least not at the commencement of festivities.

Goldman Sachs slapped over iPad price-cut call

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"...currently depressed macroeconomic environment."

Awww bill - you use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar whore!

<whatever you do dont say depression!>

Salman Rushdie hissy-fit forces Facebook name U-turn

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lemmie guess...

running your finger along the page under all those words gave you a booboo?

BT Tower falls over, crushes X Factor hopefuls

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Joke

We are looking into the circumstances behind the outage.

Later a phonecall was recieved from the paramilitary wing of the musicians union claiming responsibility.

Israeli air raid vs Iran nukes boardgame out in time for Xmas

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permission to overfly...

international opinion....

israel???

???

so not very realisic then.

Tour de France winner sentenced for hack of doping lab

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lol

pointing out what a bunch of sanctimonious fuckwits cyclists are always gets a good crop of downvotes.

tossers

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because nothing says 'i'm innocent' more than hacking into the lab that caught you's network.

what a bellend - then again, he rides a fucking bike on the roads, so of course hes a bellend! all them organ donors are.

NASA: 2012 solar flares could DEVASTATE CITIES!

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Joke

If that happens, is it ok to call 911?

:-D

Deep-sea squid go from transparent to dark as fast as a Kindle

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more entertaining than the kind of mollusks you find on reality tv these days

Yelp update ridicules Republican (ex)-hopeful Rick Perry

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brain fart?

That presupposes the presence of a brain

Prospective Republican Candidate indicates the absence of said organ.

<what did i say nancy? - read my lips! no more taxes - fellow astronauts we live in a universe that is almost infinite> i'd include some of the more recent bush jr & palin space-between-the-ears-farts but apparently this post is limited to 65000 odd characters so there is just not enough room.

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Almost makes you want to believe in their god - uses poor memory as an excuse to avoid testifying\going to jail in iran-contras - 5 yeas later is dribbling into his soup, unable to remember his own name!

Gotcha!

Fanboi called 911 repeatedly because iPhone didn't work

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bollocks

thats all

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Your post suggests there is no link between this bloke being a dick and this bloke owning(all right being in temporary possession of) an iPhone.

I disagree.

He IS a dick and therefore has an iPhone.

Simples

Eleven - if you will - rocktastic music movies

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jack black

wtf?

I mean srsly wtf is this fuckwit doing in this list with sooooo many excellent movies missing?

You may as well have included byker grove cos ant & fecking dec were in that!

on the whole tho 9/11 (oooh conspiracy theorists go mental)

Apple's iPad not so shiny once you get it home

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The clue is in the question...

you grok!

ergo you dont want a idevice

anyone who groks anything dont want an idevice

simples

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lol

Its an iDevice...

the user/owner ^has^ no rights.

he may be dead but it's still all steves

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Joke

OTOH

Our laptop is in constant use and routinely fought over. I'm not in the scramble - being a dedicated desktop user, I don't really need it. I think difference accounts for the wide variety of reactions to a computer. If you use a desktop all the time, you might wonder why anyone would want a laptopt. But a huge number of people want an appliance for communication and entertainment that 'just works' - a desktop or workstation entails knowing far more about computers than they can (or want to) cope with.

there fixed it for you :-D

Steam games forum down amid hack fears

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a function of how many users are *playing* or *downloading* games

RTFA

Jobs neck and neck with 'angry people' for Time award

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FAIL

their OS

yup xerox did some good work there

Colossal dead black neo-sphere approaching Earth

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kinda likle lancing a panglobal boil.

yuk

Ginormous sunspot spews solar guts towards Earth

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Indeed a mahoosive number of them

Are we in the middle of a patent bubble?

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anyone but the experts are bound to be hoodwinked

Are these the same experts that took all risk out of the mortgage market (right up until it disappeared up it's own arse)?

Or the experts that brought us the derivatives market?

Yeah i thought so....

Long winded way of saying hubris.

All you experts will never admit that the big changes in tech are always unforeseen, ergo the value of their expertise is moot. The speculators will hoodwink the investors that it is otherwise, trade, take their percentage - while the going is good, and when it all goes tits up the investors lose and the traders hitch a ride on the next bubble.

just a little bit boring

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oh noes!!!!111!!11

you mean big pharma would become only the second or third most profitable sector!

whats happening in tech now has been happening with drugs for years.

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and...

that's a bad thing because????

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not all

only the ones ha was capable of understanding

Vatican mulls God particle, calls for appointment of antichrist

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serious study of Biblical prophecy

see what you did wrong there!

it's all lies told to children - you may as well 'seriously' investigate the easter bunny.

it's all bollocks - end your internal dialogue, go do something useful with what remains of your (only little bit of) existence.

US Army orders more Judge Dredd smartgun ammo

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I agree

Now our boys have even less places to be to avoid the obligatory blue-on-blues that are part of any alliance with the merkins

Minnow Android slab maker BEATS Apple in court

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astonishing

The depth of your ignorance on this subject is only surpassed by the breadth of your ignorance.

It's hard to know where to start, so i shan't. suffice to say your comments have revealed you to be a bumbling sheeple of the first water.

staggering oaf!

Steve Jobs named most influential game guy – ever

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considered conclusions

you mean nothing to do with that he coraked a couple of weeks ago.

what a load of old bollocks

Solar power boom 'unsustainable', says Gov

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Joke

hur hur hur

used to be a huge fan of windmills eh?

:-D

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Joke

£827m could have been better spent

by, frinstance, loading the cash into trucks and sending it to a coal fired station and burning it say...

only serious!

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wellllll...

buying a new inverter at £500 a pop every 5 years is 1 reason that springs to mind.

cheap enough... if someone else is paying!

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all depends on the cost, and

the elephant in the renewables room

'total capacity' this equates to a largely fictitious figure derived, possibly from some notional ideal performance - under laboratory conditions, downhill with the wind behind it!

So while 400MW _sounds_ like a real power stations worth - that 400MW of _capacity_ will on most days generate what?

40MW??

4MW

4W

Suddenly don't look so good does it?

FIT is highway robbery, and the people farming it are... privateers. We should retroactively cancel the whole deal tomorrow - fuck the lot of em!. And the fit industry can return to selling notional timeshares in as yet unbuilt resorts in spain, or whatever it was they did before.

We live in a country where this winter we can expect around 3000 people to die from cold because they cannot afford heating - yet the govt, with a straight face is suggesting that we continue to massively subsidise a technology that is at best utterly useless.

Inside WD's flooded Thai factory

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Holmes

foolhardy building industrial plant on a floodplain with inadequate flood protection.

no shit!

World heading for massive jobs slump

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not to mention the swift kick in the nuts while you are rolling round on the floor

Murdoch tells old media to 'stand up' to Google, Bing

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Coat

<title> whatever </title>

speaking as someone who hasn't bought a dead tree version of a newspaper since the early 90's I'd like to know just why the fuck would *anyone* pay for the online version of fleetstreets prurient, illiterate, inaccurate, recycled, racist, biased, libelous, small minded, defamatory, sensationalist, double standard-ridden, hipocritical, dishonest, xenophobic, hidden agenda-ised.....

(okay describing the poor Dr Kelly as 'Tragic Boffin' after his murder by UK/US security types still appeals to my twisted sense of humour)

but I tihnk you'll catch my drift.

murdoch - fuck him and the dinosaur he rode in on

mines the one with 'GOTCHA' written across the back

Official: Kindles get heavier as you add e-books

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uncertainty

clearly not until you've read it

Steve Jobs' last words: 'OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.'

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Joke

it was an oh wow of wonder!

turns out the afterlife is all white and full of rounded corners, he was thinking of the fun all his lawyers were going to have