* Posts by Fr. Ted Crilly

174 posts • joined 18 Jan 2010

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Bloodhound SSC reaches the end of the road for want of £25m

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Bu**eration!

Er, The sleds used at the likes of Sandia National Laboratory Rocket Sled Track Complex (RSTC) are held down by the track for just these same aerodynamic reasons.

Drug cops stopped techie's upgrade to question him for hours. About everything

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Arresting times past

Nope whole building and precinct. same for all Courts in England and Wales.

Hand drawn stuff is indeed still allowed.

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Collective of IT managers?

A meddling of managers

Ex-Rolls-Royce engineer nicked on suspicion of giving F-35 info to China

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Really?

Besides.

The Peg engine was a Bristol design

BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and ....

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Perfect Curve?

Or Nathan Barley

YouTube banned many gun vids, so some moved to smut site

Fr. Ted Crilly

hey dont overlook C&Rsenal, Bloke On The Range, British muzzleloaders

C&R are heavy on the historical WW1 firearms and preceding development. they also have Anvil, is gunsmithing.

Bloke, well bloke is a British immigrant in Switzerland heavy on Enfields, Swiss service rifles K31 etc. bolt service rifles and target shooting....very British :-)

+++++++ Forgotten Weapons although Ian is branching into more modern 'forgotten guns'

+++++++ for InRange mud/sand tests

For all we know, aliens could be as careless with space junk as us

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: totally new take on..

The fools! they have forgotten what the Bussard ramjets are for...

Organic battery tech could work better than a woolly hat in the cold

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Naphthalenetetracarboxylic

Nappy... cruel

In Soviet California, pedestrian hits you! Bloke throws himself in front of self-driving car

Fr. Ted Crilly
Headmaster

Nevada or Cambridgeshire ?

New battery boffinry could 'triple range' of electric vehicles

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: How many battery "breakthroughs" is that this year?

Shad.... Shad-Shad, that one? SWORDS!

BOFH: Do I smell burning toes, I mean burning toast?

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: 'No decisions have been made yet',

Very much like 'its not been set in stone yet'....

Lenovo spits out retro ThinkPads for iconic laptop's 25th birthday

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: +1 for X220 mention

Mint 17xx 28 seconds to desktop if i crash through the login first fast try. the SSD helps :-)

HMS Queen Liz will arrive in Portsmouth soon, says MoD

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: I've been thinking about cheap ways to kill carriers.

Deck edge lifts are placed to allow aircraft movements on the flight deck while aircraft are being brought up from the hanger without having aircraft sized holes in the way of operations.

Canadian sniper makes kill shot at distance of 3.5 KILOMETRES

Fr. Ted Crilly

you call that a sniper rifle...

This is a sniper rifle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8.8_cm_Flak_18/36/37/41

I remember reading a Gun Digest annual article waay back when.

Apparently 88's were being tested at Aberdeen proving ground during the war several of the captured guns were well capable of 1 minute of arc (MOA) shooting at 1000 yards [thats essentially a 10 inch circle] with some of the test guns appearing to (maybe) do a little better, which I suspect may have had more to do with ammo variation etc. Although given the size of the 'oles in the target boards its open to a bit of debate No doubt this was achieved under as perfect still temperature and wind conditions etc.

Lockheed, USAF hold breath as F-35 pilots report hypoxia

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: I'm surprised...

Any body want to buy a Starfighter!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWipIji35Cg

Yee-hacked! Fired Texan sysadmin goes rogue, trashes boot business

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Properly designed security

:-) Being a bit of a short arse meself, wanting to look a bit taller (i favour 1.5" heel, just enough y know) in worky formal clothes AND tbh when nicely broken in v comfortable too.

BMW chief: Big auto will stay in the driving seat with autonomous cars

Fr. Ted Crilly
Coat

Re: Well...

Sony bought the Minolta/KonicaMinolta operation more or less outright, some of the imaging/scanning IP did not come with the deal but stayed with the KM photocopier/scanning side, it took Sony several generations of SLR bodies to advance to where KM got to (some say they still aren’t there yet) with the last bodies produced (KM 5d + KM 7d) under their own engineering efforts. The first two Sony DSLR's A100 + A700 (sans the above IP) were both children of KM efforts re badged as Sonys.

Did you know KM did contract lens element production work for Zeiss and Leica :-) I met a bloke once who had a 100-F2... he allowed me to fondle it for a moment.

What a time to be alive: drone pooper-scoopers are a thing now

Fr. Ted Crilly
Pint

Wow, googlewhack!

Fr. Ted Crilly
Holmes

Ai still has a way to go yet...

what could possibly go wrong...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX_Idw__fTY

RAF pilot sent jet into 4,000ft plummet by playing with camera, court martial hears

Fr. Ted Crilly
Mushroom

Re: Low level loss of concentration

Perfectly set to music too and in the nicest Hawkwind stylee.... :-) while you're at it, why not the rest of the album too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYdQA9maxWk

BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: call about your accident

http://whocallsme.com/ most enlightening, sometimes some helpful soul will have the cold callers office numbers great fun ringing the 'managers' phone number every 5 mins or so 9-10 in the morning

Netherlands reverts to hand-counted votes to quell security fears

Fr. Ted Crilly
Black Helicopters

Re: I am for pen and paper!

Yep, bang on there, in GB its pencil and paper, if you've ever wondered why pencils the one and only reason in modern time is pencils will work reliably for 20 years+ subject to leads breaking down etc, cant say that for a ball point and the expense of replacement every 4+ years etc.

As for security of counting it dosnt get more open and transparent than a sports hall full of oversight from all intrested parties all grimly determined to keep beady eyes alert.

Its the Postal paper votes that get abused again and again, postal votes were introduced/encouraged to prop up the slow decline (which continues despite all efforts, Australia has the right approach) of personal attendance at polling stations and the gradual decline in % turnouts unsurprising really as no matter who you vote for things never seem to change much.... until. better stop there dont want to get all populist and current affairsy

WTF? Francis Ford Coppola crowdsources Apocalypse Now game

Fr. Ted Crilly
Mushroom

Absolutely godamm right... unless you're going all the way...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4dFDBYWuTc

Trump's 140 characters on F-35 wipes $2bn off Lockheed Martin

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: captain lockheed

here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYdQA9maxWk

Cynical enough for you ?

Microsoft, IBM, Intel refuse to hand over family jewels to China

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Long March....the program continues...

So, do want advice on which distro you want then?

Sysadmin figures out dating agency worker lied in his profile

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Bless.... Sorry Gunny Hartmann

This is my Keyboard. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My Keyboard is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my Keyboard is useless.

Without my Keyboard, I am useless.

I must type on my Keyboard true.

I must type straighter than my users who are trying to kill me.

I will keep my Keyboard clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories.

I will keep my Keyboard clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before God, I swear this creed. My Keyboard and myself are the defenders of my trade. We are the masters of our users.

We are the saviors of my sanity.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Plastic fiver: 28 years' work, saves acres of cotton... may have killed less than ONE cow*

Fr. Ted Crilly
Pint

Re: dragging out an old favorite for this argument.

Thank you sir for putting me on to Lloydian book marked for later enjoyment

It's Friday Have a ground fish swimbladder clarified Pint...

Give BAE a kicking and flog off new UK warships, says review

Fr. Ted Crilly

Chinese' Fisher would be turning in his grave these days...

'Reviews of the new century began to reflect a new trend as Germany steadily evolved as a naval power. The building race was on and battleships slid down the ways in ever increasing numbers. At that famous Review in 1914. with the fleet already lying under the coming shadow of war, no fewer than 59 battleships were anchored at Spithead, a tremendous spectacle of implacable power.'

Brexit may not mean Brexit at all: UK.gov loses Article 50 lawsuit

Fr. Ted Crilly

Good point, I think its safe to say brexit voters may well change the way they voted if given a general election opportunity, cant see remain voters changing side though...

Windows 10 market share stalls after free upgrade offer ends

Fr. Ted Crilly

"The fact is, Windows is far easier to use for non technical people"

"The fact is, Windows is what non technical people are used to" TFTFY

Do not confuse the real issue at work.

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: I'm not surprised...

I think you'll find (with a bit of research ) HP office Jets are quite well supported, I've a OJ 100 printing via bluetooth from Mint 17 currently, HPlip is a wonderful thing...

Sound-mufflers chuck acoustic sleep blanket at the noise-plagued

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: wind and rain

Well yes i'm all with you on the kipping in a tent with rain... BUT:

1/ Said tent must definitely be known to Not leak.

2/ Must sport a sewn in ground sheet (drafts) that also does not wick damp.

3/ Plenty of warm bedness with puffy sleeping bag etc.

4/ (big ask this buut) Listening to some poor sod putting their tent up in the pissing rain in the dark.

4a/ much prepared smugness...

ps: canvas tents are a better sound as the plitt-plitting is more damped, nylon test are harsher sounding, but nicer in soft rain. swing/roundabouts etc

Possible reprieve for the venerable A-10 Warthog

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Good on them, I say...

You're not thinking of OV10 bronco's are you ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QQuyql36aY

A10 has always suffered from being decidedly 'non cosmetic' (Gen Spike Momyer) and therefore not USAF'y just like the Skyraider did before and THAT was a navy aircraft too....

FYI: Amazon's corner stores scan your plates

Fr. Ted Crilly

Fred & Cyril , you were reading the future...

Time to read 'the Space Merchants' again to see where we are up to...

Astronauts on long-haul space flights risk getting 'space brains'

Fr. Ted Crilly
Mushroom

Re: "...Earth’s magnetosphere deflected harmful radiation particles away."

And if you could make a mag field such as needed and manipulate it at will, well hello Bussard Ramjet tech.

My Nest smoke alarm was great … right up to the point it went nuts

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Why would anyone have thought IoT was a good thing?

Yep original Citroen DS likewise, inner pair looked in to the corners, :-) simpleish linkages from the steering (sadly a bit prone to rusting bowden inners) who'd u thunk of that eh.

Great British Block-Off: GCHQ floats plan to share its DNS filters

Fr. Ted Crilly

No, honestly its for your own good...

what a wonderful censorship tool.

Better than Gerry Adams being denied the sound of his voice on the telly...

I mean well, you know, there are bad men eh.

VW Dieselgate engineer sings like a canary: Entire design team was in on it – not just a few bad apples, allegedly

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: If the government had better tests...

Ahh yes QV; when the bus drivers go on strike in London miraculously the nox levels and pm2.5's go down around very central London..

Bring back electric trolley busses, given the state of battery tech these days, plenty could be done with reducing the overhead wiring, jus sayin.

Hololens for biz shocker: Surprisingly, it doesn't totally suck

Fr. Ted Crilly

all well and good but,

When are you going to bring out the contact lens versions...

Robert Gu really needs to know

Pains us to run an Apple article without the words 'fined', 'guilty' or 'on fire' in it, but here we are

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Water to 30 meters, but what about SALT water??

No need to bin the Eco-Drive ISO 6425 divers just yet then...

UK will be 'cut off' from 'full intelligence picture' after Brexit – Europol strategy man

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: we had a vote for Brexit

Well, here's Hoping Inner London Gets to vote on remaining too, you can move the Capital to Oxford after if you want... :-)

Forget Khan and Klingons, Star Trek's greatest trick was simply surviving

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Huh?

yeah, I'd not like to wake up a piece at a time either.

Next Mars landing scheduled for Monday, November 26th, 2018

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: No Problem . . .

ive only got fiddling small change Ningi's unless you can change up a Triganic Pu for me..

Got to dash out for some rubber johnnies? Amazon has a button for that

Fr. Ted Crilly

hhhhsigh

'B'-ark product, for 'B'-ark people

Arthur C Clarke award won by Adrian Tchaikovsky

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Talking space spiders?

Hey that's a bit of an OnOff.

'Second Earth' exoplanet found right under our noses – just four light years away

Fr. Ted Crilly

careful now,..

Just make sure the probe isnt named Planck and not programmed to only search for Human habitable areas.

I mean, otherwise what could go wrong eh.

Amazon launches its own plane line. Sort of

Fr. Ted Crilly

Lucky dragon.

try the space merchants if you want predictions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Space_Merchants

starzelius brand anyone?

'The box' Bones uses to fix any ailment on the Enterprise? Yup, it's real

Fr. Ted Crilly

Well thats the ethics of madness for you

Just don't let Paul Jurgenson service yours for you, I mean what could possibly go wrong...

All roads lead to Rome as Irish seminary gripped by Grindr scandal

Fr. Ted Crilly

Think fast, Father fluffy bottom

You wouldn't make it up would you eh... talk about life imitating art.

Encyclopedia Dramatica user hit with £10k damages after calling ex-councillor a 'paedo'

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Worth a punt on definitions?

para 4 and 5 and you all thought Judges were stuffy old buffers.

https://www.supremecourt.uk/decided-cases/docs/UKSC_2013_0108_Judgment.pdf

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