* Posts by James Haley 2

33 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jan 2010

No more free API access, says Twitter: You pay for that data

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Re: Rules of Acquisition!

Elon should have consulted #3.

Bringing cakes into the office is killing your colleagues, says UK food watchdog boss

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Re: What a load of cobblers

My go to excuse: I'm sorry but I break out in fat.

VMs were a fad fit for the Great Recession. Containers’ time has finally come

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Asking for a friend..

Do we have to read the arguments to vote?

Today I shall explain how dual monitors work using the medium of interpretive dance

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Re: salesman

The car salesman knows when he's lying.

All the way to Reno: Oppo's latest mid-ranger going global but lacks 5G compared to similarly specced models

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Thumb Up

Nice work on the headline

You know what you are, you're going to be a star.

SpaceX's Elon Musk high on success after counting '420' Starlinks in orbit and Frosty the Starship survives cryo test

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Re: When will Starlink become operational?

Here's a visualization of the coverage with 396 satellites.

https://youtu.be/k73AFybi7zk?t=150

Here's the coverage with 792 satellites.

https://youtu.be/k73AFybi7zk?t=302

I'm at 45 north, we're right on southern edge of early coverage. My guess is Alaska is too far north, with Anchorage on the northern edge.

OK brainiacs, we've got an IT cold case for you: Fatal disk errors on an Amiga 4000 with 600MB external SCSI unless the clock app is... just so

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Except the article states: "You've got to open the clock application and put it in the corner of the screen."

The app would have to be very badly written to ruin disk writes while not running.

Iowa has already won the worst IT rollout award of 2020: Rap for crap caucus app chaps in vote zap flap

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Re: The Fiasco

Your suggestion is brilliant, of course, but network availability under RFC 1149 has steady declined since the re-introduction of peregrine falcons to U.S. midwest.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peregrine_falcon#Feeding

This is not, repeat, not an April Fools' Day joke: 5 UK broadband vendors agree to pay YOU daily rate for fscked internet

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Happy

> Relax, alopecia sufferers or those unfortunate enough to be genetically pre-disposed to baldness.

Other than the day your barber has the "the talk" with you, there's really no downside to being bald.

At Christmas, do you give peas a chance? Go cold turkey? What is the perfect festive feast?

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Re: Absent Friends

And nice job on the headline for remembering John...

Boffins: Sun's red dwarf neighbour is looking a little thick around the middle

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Re: Distance units

El Reg readers know 1 AU better as 16,228,224,419 double deck buses.

Vigorous tiny vibrations help our universe swell, say particle boffins

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Mushroom

Re: expanding from?

http://asterisk.apod.com/viewtopic.php?t=18004

Here's a lecture from Robert Nemiroff, Michigan Tech U. He's one of the authors of the "Astronomy Picture of the Day".

From the lecture slides:

In General Relativistic Cosmology:

There is no center.

There is no “Big Bang National Park”.

The Universe is not an exploding golf ball.

Every point can be considered the center.

The expansion looks the same from every point

Sysadmin figures out dating agency worker lied in his profile

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Here's a user issue that was escalated to me: the user had a password worked fine when linking to mail on his smartphone, but failed when logging into Windows. I met with him face to face to sort it out.

And it's just like he says. He put it in his phone and it worked, and could not log into Windows.

I asked him to tell me his password so I could try it. It's "ABC<>1", without the quotes.

And Window logs in perfectly for me. I had him try again and watched his fingers. He was typing "CapsLock a b c , . CapsLock 1" while I had typed "Shift-A Shift-B Shift-C Shift-, Shift-. 1". The damn CapsLock key doesn't Cap Lock special characters.

We cursed Microsoft and all was well. ;-)

Fake election news meltdown vortex sucks in Google

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Re: We will never know

I've supported IT in U.S. local government for years.

Ballots are never left uncounted. Never.

Within a week at the most, the election board issues a official tally of results and it includes every vote.

Google Project Zero reverse-engineers Windows path hacks for better security

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Re: Sniping apart..

You can definitely have drive IDs apart from A-Z. Just do this:

Start up CMD.exe and type in this:

subst [: C:\Users

dir [:

It works under Windows 7 and probably every MS operating system since DOS 3.1.

I recall the old Novell map command assigning drive letters above Z.

HERE COMES APPLE with some new sh*t or something

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FAIL

Obvious fake

Clearly a fake story if a reg hack is sharing the vodka...

Is your career lacking growth? Become a porn inspector! Hint: It sucks

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FAIL

China's censorship dilemma

China thinks bad content will ruin the morals and attitudes of the population.

China needs censors to protect the population from content that will ruin their morals and attitudes.

The censors must view all this content to spot the bad content.

The censors get their morals and attitudes ruined.

Now the population is only protected by perverts with bad attitudes.

Verizon: fibre is MUCH cheaper than copper, we're going all-FTTP

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WTF?

Re: I'm confused

I'm confused as well.

Why is Verizon selling their existing FiOS properties?

Fondleslab deaths grounded ALL of American Airlines' 737s

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Re: Now an intelligent design

"Would have used pads from two different makers..."

That would tricky and expensive, as others have noted.

The simple solution is to publish two versions of the same app, a "latest" version and a "stable" version that's always known to work.

iPhone vs. Galaxy fight hospitalises two after beer bottle stabbing

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Joke

Re: Well...

Well, lets get out the beer bottles and settle this...

SpaceX drone hovership ROCKET LANDER BURN: Musk to try again

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WTF?

Re: Too dark?

You'd think a Falcon engine hovering in for a landing might give off a little light...

Samsung brings out new longer-lived 1TB Flash podule for PCs, notebooks

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Childcatcher

Re: Screw you christmas....

Christmas just did you a favor. Wait a few months and you'll get the same specs for a much cheaper price.

CERN IT boss: What we do is not really that special

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Candidate for the expat series

El Reg should find a suitable CERN IT person for the weekend expat series.

Japan: Land of cheap booze and slippers in the office

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Happy

Re: A "Gig" is something done by musicians

You guys are going to do great at your expat English teaching jobs. ;-)

Stanford Uni: Google cash leaves us entirely impartial and unbiased

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Fake Steve

I miss Fake Steve.

New iGasm: Apple to unveil not one but TWO iPhone 6 models on 9 Sept

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Mushroom

If the invite arrives...

If El Reg gets an invite, your crack reporters would probably be more effectively used covering the apocalypse.

Super Cali optimistic cloud is now a focus – even though the sound of it is something quite

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Happy

Nice headline, clicked in solely on that basis.

Newsweek knocks on door of dad-of-six, tells him he invented Bitcoin

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FAIL

Trolled?

Just a theory, based on nothing but an impression while reading the story: Newsweek got trolled.

The details just seem a *too* stereotypical...

Facebook's flush Sheryl Sandberg savaged over unpaid intern advert

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@ Shagbag re "Chop"

Google "He's got chops".

It means someone has the skills and ability to perform a task. It is most often in reference to a performance. "Jerry Seinfeld was funny last night; he still has chops."

Apple said to be 'exploring' 5.7-inch iPhone

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er, why not the iPad

Why not just put the cell phone radio in the iPad and be done with it?

Glorious silicon globes could hold key to elusive PERFECT kilogram

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Joke

Suggested fix ...

Have they made sure the fiber optic cables are seated correctly?

Laptop display pixel counts to quadruple in 2012

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FAIL

@rurwin

"Oh please no. I need reading glasses to read text on the laptop screen now."

Exactly, I hope Apple adds re-sizable menus fonts to Lion to make the high pixel screens readable.

Steve Wozniak, your time is up

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Paris Hilton

Keep Steve

I was on the ban bandwagon, what with Segway and Dancing with the Stars, until Kathy Griffin paragraph. All is forgiven.

Now I think he deserves his own icon, right next to Paris.