* Posts by fandom

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Sorry, Apple-haters, but Cupertinian doom not on the horizon

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Re: Don't care

No need to remind him, Steve knows very well what irony means:

adj. sort of like iron

Spanish startup to ship first Mozilla-phones

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Re: Spanish startup Geeksphone? Hope they are better than ...

No, I did not, the German authorities did blame the outbreak on cucumbers that weren't even in Germany when the first cases were reported.

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Re: Spanish startup Geeksphone? Hope they are better than ...

Or they maybe like spanish cucumbers which are so bad they caused an ecoli outbreak in Hamburg days before they even got to Hamburg.

Dead Steve Jobs' patent war threat to Palm over 'no-hire pact'

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Re: Well, well, well. It does seem that Mr Jobs regarded his company's patent porfolio.........

There wasn't "legitimate grounds to deploy it"?!!!

Fox, the palm people weren't doing what Jobs told them to do, they were even daft enough to pretend to compete with Apple.

If that isn't legitimate I don't know what is.

I mean, Steve Jobs even bothered to speak with Palm's CEO, himself, as is people from other companies deserved to be told the time of day by Him.

It is clear that the use of litigation is something Apple only uses after being provoked the most.

Engineers are cold and dead inside, research shows

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They were cold-hearted and uncaring, remorseless human machines

You say it like it's a bad thing

Google's Larry Page: MY SECRET TO VAST WEALTH, SUCCESS

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So, people are going to go to that new search thing, while still using all the other Google services.

You really believe that?

Google has a much bigger moat about their business than you think.

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You both sound like the guy who resigned from the patent office as "everything that could possibly be invented had already been invented"

Or you would if that wasn't a myth

Intel's fourth quarter a bummer, as expected

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Re: No doubt to be followed in 2014...

That's not likely Wall Street now "knows" that mobile is the road to riches, just like a few years ago they "knew" that software was the road to riches while hardware barely paid the bills.

If Intel were to drop mobile chipsets the stock would tank.

Swartz prosecutor: We only pushed for 'six months' in the cooler

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Crimes also have minimum sentences, so what does the minimum sentences of those 13 charges add up to?

If it is more than 6 months, the attorney is lying,

Why mergers LOSE money, but are GOOD for the economy

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Re: "auction them off and get them working again. "

Of course it applies to banks, that's why banco santander now owns about 10% of the UK banking system.

'Leccy-starved Reg hack: 'How I survive on 1.5kW'

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Re: I think the problem is...

Dear Longrod,

To put in context, do you think that a civilisation capable of producing a moronic racist like you deserves to be called "advanced"?

Regards,

Andrés García

Nokia chief Elop: 'Android? Hey, anything's possible!'

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Re: Hmmmm

"2. Protection from being sued by Apple"

Apple did sue Nokia, the hubris required to sue a company that had been making cell phones since the beginning is nothing sort of amazing, but it's Apple, so they did.

They settled with Apple paying royalties to Nokia.

Up your wormhole: Star Trek Deep Space 9 turns 20

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Re: I watch it on permanent repeat - on my 25th watch

Season 1 and 2 of Enterprise are pretty bland, the third is better and the fourth is pretty good.

Manny Cotto took over as showrunner in season four and it shows, unfortunately Rick Berman was back for the final episode, and so, it sucks.

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Happy

Deep Space Nine may not go down in the history books as the greatest of the TV Treks

Maybe not, but it should

Making MACH 1: Can we build a cranial computer today?

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FAIL

I remember reading the 'I put it at the bottom of the backpack so I could pretend I couldn't hear it' laughing at how absurd a portable phone was.

Of course, the fail is all mine.

Microsoft 'surprised' by Google Gmail 'winter cleaning'

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Re: Winter cleaning?

Actually, it is spring.

North Korea's satellite a dud, say US astroboffins

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FAIL

Re: Failure?

No, he probably meant the public servants whose houses had a special door with no locks so that the kgb didn't have to break the door to go and get them.

No matter how much you despise them, trying to compare Stalin, or Hitler, to Western leaders is moronic

Windows 8 fails to revive world CPU biz

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Re: Worth considering...

On the other hand, in the olden days I could go to the mall and buy and upgrade but, at least here in Spain, they are none to be found.

MS want to keep all the upgrade money for themselves or something?

NASA: THE TRUTH about the END OF THE WORLD on 21 Dec

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"Maybe they should, it would certainly rid us of some of the ignorant chaff that believe any old crap "ç

Yep, we need to make space for the kind of people that think that the make of a smartphone matters.

Dell launches Sputnik Linux Ultrabook

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Re: They are giving the middle finger to microsoft at last!

"Which should be more than taken care of by the lack of windows license."

But, on the other hand, they don't get paid to install crapware

Samsung Google Nexus 10 tablet review

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Re: Stupid review...

You stopped being funny a couple posts ago

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Re: downvote so I guess I'm wrong then...

"Is there another reason why there's no highly useful (micro-)SD card slot?"

Doesn't microsoft sue anyone selling gadgets with FAT support?

Apple chief Cook is highest paid CEO in America

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"shareholders who want a part of the remaining 30 billion in cash"

Apple paid a dividend like two weeks ago.

Judge to Apple: You WILL tell Samsung what you got from HTC

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The point is that if they are willing to licence their patents to HTC they can't claim that importing Sansumg goods in to the USA would cause them irreparable harm, as Sansumg can always pay them later, even if it is several times what HTC pays.

And if there no irreparable harm then there is no reason for an importing ban.

I, for one, would like to welcome our Android overlord

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"Google, who is still very pissed off at not being able to grab market share from Baidu."

You've got to admit it is pretty hard to gain market share in a country where they don't want to have a search business.

Asus: we ship a million Google's Nexus 7s monthly

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FAIL

Remember Google quote figures ACTIVATED not SOLD, Apple seem to quote SOLD.

How do we know that those iPads aren't packing drawers without being used?

No, I am not serious, unfortunately the ACs who distinguish between shipped and sold are.

Google Nexus 4 flips finger at Sandy, appears on YouTube

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Re: It was funny the first time...

"How about the first person to point out "rounded corners" gets banned for a year"

That would be Apple lawyers, but I don't think they care that much about being banned here.

It should be enough to get them disbarred, but that's unlikely.

Granny upstages Microsoft, storms stage at Surface launch

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Headmaster

Re: Dancing girls ?

Actually in China, it is something like the 47th century

Samsung ships two smartphones for every one Apple sells

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Re: And...

"Samsung make Fords, Peugeots etc, and Apple make VWs, BMWs etc."

Is more like Samsung is like Toyota, making both Toyotas and Lexus

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Re: The headline...

Yes, they are different, but the are closely related so they are not "totally" different.

I guess Apple fans who say that like to think that Samsung has warehouses filled with tens of millions of shipped but unsold phones. Let's get real, how likely is that?

iPad Mini: Why is Apple SO SCARED of the Kindle?

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Headmaster

Re: strategy schmategy

Making money isn't a strategy but an objective

Microsoft reports low Q1 earnings on sluggish PC sales

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Re: Yup, good luck with that!

I would say that Windows 7 rund in Vista machines better than Vista ever did

AMD to decimate workforce several times over?

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Re: a rare sight these days...

From the Oxford dictionary:

verb

[with object]

1kill, destroy, or remove a large proportion of: the inhabitants of the country had been decimated

drastically reduce the strength or effectiveness of (something): public transport has been decimated

2 historical kill one in every ten of (a group of people, originally a mutinous Roman legion) as a punishment for the whole group: the man who is to determine whether it be necessary to decimate a large body of mutineers

I guess you like to pretend dictionaries don't include the first definition

Wanted! 4m-plus PC purchases to halt industry decline

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"Tablets have their own niche."

That's the point, that niche used to be occupied with laptops/desktops, so now that tablets have come they have displaced the PC from it and fewer are being sold.

Google's disco-dancing uncle Schmidt trashes Apple's patent war

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Re: Herr Schmidt

"I don't see how patents prevent innovation"

The canonical example are copier machines, as long as Xerox had the patent changing a toner required a visit from Xerox people, as soon as the patent was over, other companies released machines in which the user could do it.

'What was Google going to do, force Apple to change its mind?'

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Re: "We think it would have been better if they had kept ours."

Apple could have done something radical like releasing an app that just worked.

Eric Schmidt: Ha ha, NO Google maps app for iPhone 5

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Re: Hmm...

" Apple launched a phone, then shortly afterwards Google bought a phone OS in development,"

So, Apple launched a phone in 2007 and shortly afterwards Google bought a phone OS in 2005.

Wow! Why is Google bragging about map apps when they have a working time machine?!

Publishers, Apple bend over for EU eBooks probe

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Re: Limited time offer

Specially considering that Amazon has razor thin margins in everything, last quarter they needed 1,280 million dollars in sales to make a paltry 7 million dollar profit.

Yes, I know they are building lots of warehouses, still those are pathetic margins.

Google+ claims 100 million 'active' users

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Re: It sure is.

"No one mentions Microsofts numbers in social"

Microsoft owns a big chunk of Facebook

iPhone 5: skinny li'l fella with better display, camera, software

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FAIL

Re: That's all?

Dude, you take yourself too seriously

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Re: iPhone 4SS

Apple sued Nokia back in 2009, they settled in a way that has Apple paying royalties to Nokia so they are not likely to have another go at it.

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Re: That's all?

"You do realise the case is all metal now don't you?"

They got transparent aluminium for the screen?!!

Take that those who say that Apple doesn't innovate

One more try: Metro apps are now 'Windows Store' apps

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"this sordid saga is finally drawing to a close."

I hope so, we need to keep the space available for the iPhone 6 rumours.

Facebook wunderkind admits share price Zuck-up on stage

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Re: Facebook is not the social networking platform of the future

Start implementing your vision. If you are right either Facebook or Google will buy you out for a couple billion

Google whips away card, leaves just clouds in your Wallet

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Connection

Why does it need to be connected to the cloud to pay for something? Aren't the point of sale systems at the shop already connected

New Nokia Lumia mobes fail to inspire investors

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Re: They might be crap, but at least they're marketing it properly

"However: It is possible to just shut up."

Isn't it nice when people abide by what they preach?

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Re: Who cares?

After all Nokia has only lost a thousand million dollars last quarter so, as you can see, they are doing fine.

At that rate they will run out of money in a year and a half so, as you can see, this is by no means a last ditch effort to save the company.

After all if these phones fail, they still have time for one or two more efforts to save the company.

Apple hoards LTE patents to deflect Samsung attack

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Re: Software Patents = Retardedness in the Extreme

"Microsoft FUDs about Linux 'breaching' 213 of Microsoft's Patents. It has never sued"

They did sue TomTom and Barnes & Noble.

Although suing B&N cost them 300 million dollars.

Google/Oracle judge loses interest in paid bloggers

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Geddit?

Actually no, I don't, but then, I have never been impressed with the 'guilt-by-association' argument.

It's almost as bad as the 'everyone who disagrees with my political views is both evil and moronic'