* Posts by Matt Bryant

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ANONYMOUS: Behind the mask, inside the Hivemind

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RE: Que?

".....With your choice of insult you reveal your own ignorance." Really? I think not. I used to date a girl back in the day who was hardcore and very engaged Greenpeace activist, which meant mingling with a load of her activist friends. To say the common theme was self-deluding, leftie nonsense would be an understatement. Of all those I met, 90% were great at parrotting the soundbites released by the core, but couldn't actually articulate a reasoned argument to support any of their views. Don't get me wrong, there were some core members that were both clever and eloquent, and welcomed debate of both the science and statistics, and many of those few passionately believed what they preached, but the vast majority were simply sheeple riding the bandwagon. Once they'd run out of soundbites, the sheeple got very uncomfortable if you started digging any deeper into their "reasoning" or lack thereof. It seems Anon are strikingly similar, just without the get-up-and-go to actually go out in the mud and the rain to protest.

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RE: whahahaha

".....engage in activities with the enemy?...." Oh, you really need to loosen up the tinfoil hat and double up on your meds.

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RE: @Matt Bryant: lay off the 'Big Society' FlavorAid and try THINKING for yourself

Oh, I do lots of reading, plenty of thinking for myself, and I even know a bit about history. A damn more than you, by the looks of it.

"The State kept right out of the voluntary sector when there was full employment...." When was there full employment? If you mean in the years immediately before Thatcher, then I suggest you go read up on the Winter of Discontent. I think you'll also find there were plenty of charitable organsiations long before Margaret Thatcher was even born.

"......why keep people out of work?" You say it like there was some grand plan to keep a certain number of "the poor" unemployed. The fact is there are plenty of unemployed that simply choose not to work because they think menial jobs are below them. For example, the BBC has an article on its website about squatters (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14030336), and talks to one called Biz, an art graduate, who chooses to squat and stay unemployed as she wants to find a job "she enjoys". Personally, I think she needs a good kick in the pants. As a graduate, she must be smart enough to do any number of office jobs, she just seems to assume they are too "mundane" for her.

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Que?

".....We found enough money to pay his bills for 6 months. All he did for 6 straight months was watch Fox News and debunk them online....." So, what you're saying is the backbone of Anon is a load of bored lefties with too much time and money on their hands? Why don't they do something really useful like some charitable work that would actually help real people and/or the environment, rather than pretending to do so?

This sounds like the type of over-educated sheeple that used to join CND, the Greenpeckers, or turned out to support the Miners' Strike (despite never having done a day's manual labour in their lives) or the Poll Tax protests, simply because it was the hippest bandwagon to jump on in their day. Whilst I'd give them a thumbs up for their efforts against cults like Scientology, the rest of their activities seem to be mainly mindless vandalism or posturing. If they seriously think there would be "Worldwide rioting" if they got "v&" then they need to think again.

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RE: hmmm

There was a cake? Sorry, I didn't see past the baps.

Universal Music passwords exposed by Anonymous hack

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Boring.

"Yes! We have the lulz! We are the MAJOR 1337 success, we haxored another web-edge server and got some customer passwords! We SO good!"

<Yawn> Yeah, that really saved the whale or whatever.

Italian and Swiss cops cuff 15 Anonymous suspects

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RE: Re: RE: ddos = picketin

Ah. I've just spotted the flaw in my plan - where's the "lulz" in mounting a proper protest?

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RE: Re: Anonymous are God's until they break into *your* server

Boy, you really do know nothing about the law, do you!

"....could be compared to a bunch of people protesting outside a building causing enough of a crowd normal employees/customers/etc. can't get in...."

There are strict laws about such protests. In the US, it is a crime for a protest to block access, which is why you see those news clips of protesters walking in circuits outside their target buildings, so the Police can't charge them. In the UK, picketting has very strict laws which were designed to stop union intimidation of non-union workers. If a protester or picket stops anyone physically crossing the picket line then they would be arrested and charged with assault. And you need to follow health and safety guidelines and apply for a licence to make a legal street-protest. I suggest you do a bit more research before mounting your next crusade to "free us all from the tyranny of whatever".

And then how do you propose that websites accommodate "pickets"? DDOS is a crime, fullstop. You can create a protest website if you like, but you had better make sure your "facts" presented there are proveable otherwise you'll be up for slander/libel/defamation charges. Oh, but the work of checking your facts, creating a proetst website and dealing with challenges is just too much like hard work, no? Much easier to just download some SQL injection toolz and fire away from your Mum's basement!

Cray stuffs 46 mobile Intel chips into microserver

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RE: ruggedised, small, secret?

Nah. The soldier wouldn't have any room left in his backpack for the 1300W PSU, and he'd have to lug one heck of a lot of cable around to use it in the field.

I'm guessing this is M$'s next gen cloud service server, and I think they are simply doing their own design much in the way Google do their own "baking tray" servers. Any "military" users are more likely to be people like the NSA or CIA, which need lots of grunt for large front-end server farms used for churning through the immense databases they have, and for real-time analysis of vid feeds and telecoms the World over.

Interesting to see they went for mobile chips, I was expecting maybe an Atom-based design with even greater density and low power.

Oracle Solaris 11 to abandon elderly servers

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RE: Desperate? hardly....

"....Joerg is the guy who writes the c0t0d0s0 blog..." Is it worth reading?

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RE: Lol - Kebabert

Ouch! Looks like in these deseprate times the Sunshiners are turning on each other. It's a bit funny to see and ex-Sun employee complaining about a poster that Sun gave an award to in thanks for their posting, kinda says it all about the disconnect that used to exist between Sun marketing and the coalface! And where did you get Jeorg from?

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RE: Yet another reason to hate Oracle

Aw, c'mon, Alli! Quit being lazy and do your own trolling, girl!

http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/ondemand/migrate/db.html

;)

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Larry is killing his own share here!

OK, I can see two reasosn that Larry would do this - to reduce his support costs (less different types kit to support the new Slowaris on means less support needed); and he hopes it will force customers using the older UltraSPANKED kit to move to newer Snoreacle servers After all, there is a massive installed base of old Sun kit out there from the old days of Sun.

The former will probably happen, but it removes the guaranteed source of income Snoreacle had in those old servers. And most of the support info for those old servers was already written by Sun before Oracle bought them, so they represent a large source of support revenue at little cost. UltraSPANKED represented a nice revenue stream that Larry has just put under threat.

On the upgrade front, those customers that do decide to move off UltraSPANKED are looking at a double upgrade - new servers and a new OS (Slowaris 11). It is just as likely they will look at a move to a different OS (Linux, AIX or hp-ux), and that probably means a different vendor's tin too (for example, hp are still selling five times as many x64 servers for Slowaris than Snoreacle). After all, every move Larry makes is locking them into Larry's little world of zero choice and high support costs.

Larry's efforts to brick up his garden are starting to look a bit too much too soon.

Apple orders millions of iPhone 5s for September release

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RE: Established Cycle

The naming change not to have a "iPhone4G" is probably to limit the opportunities for US competitors to point out that the iPhone4 is not 4G-capable but stuck at 3G, whilst other US handsets (go on, take a guess - yes, Android ones!) already have 4G. Having played with a Verizon 4G phone in the States I'd say the speed difference is staggering.

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RE: If you don't have an iPhone,

You just have more choice and more cash in your pocket.

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RE: It's just like an iPhone 4

But the improvement is now you just need your tongue stuck to a railing rather than a flagpole.

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RE: Re: Android with QWERTY keyboard

And for gamers, the Sony Ericcson Xperia Play, with slide-out PlaySation-style controller.

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RE: Re: RE: Why wait?

".....you can't see why people would be waiting to buy an iphone?....." Well, I did my market research, compared prices and features, thought about what I was actually going to do with a phone, and came to the conclusion that the iPhone4 offered zero over what the HTCs offered, and Android seemed a lot more flexible in choice of what I can actually do with the phone. So, for me, it seemd daft to pay more to buy an iPhone that would actually give me less than the HTC. Looking at the details released so far on the iPhone, I still see nothing of greater value than the HTC Sensation gives already. If the iPhone4 had given me something extra over the HTC then I would have paid the extra. Instead of you fanbois just doing the shouty-shouty, please explain what features you think the iPhone5 will have that will make it better than the current dual-core Android phones?

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RE: Why wait?

I have three phones I use daily, most used being my work Blackberry. Second up I've just upgraded to a nice new HTC Senstation with Gingerbread and it's truly a great personal phone. And still getting useage after many years (it's an app thing) is my old iPaq running WinMob 2k3 2nd Ed (no, I'm not joking). The Sensation is brilliant, and - having tried friends iPhones - I just didn't see the need to wait for an iPhone5

Microsoft bags two more Android patent deals

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RE: Change the filesystem format & dump Exchange...

Easier said than done. The FAT storage issue is because the vendors that make the external appliances (iPods, USB storage disks, etc) all want to be as compatible as possible with a range of old and new kit. If the M$ offering was unpopular and junk, then FAT would be a distant memory, but it seems to be both popular and cost-efficeint (M$ seem to have got the pricing at a point where most companies fold rather than looking for other options).

As regards Exchange, I spent years crusading against it before accepting it as a necessary evil, and now use it with grudging respect. We tried several options, inlcuding Oracle Collaboration Suite (didn't get past user acceptance testing), IBM's awful Domino and Lotus Notes (truly horrible, suffered for years, was a party when the senior management said we'd go back to Exchange/Outlook), even trialled Groupwise (or "Groupunwise", as we dubbed it). At the end of the day, as email and calendars are truly a vital service, and the tie-in to BalckBerry BES was so good, we went back to Exchange/Outlook.

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RE: @ Matt: Matt, matt matt...

".....That would usually hold. If you assume that Onkyo Corp and Velocity Micro have more cash than Google...." No, what you need to see is which companies MAKE MONEY FROM ANDROID as they are the targets M$ is hitting. Regardless of how much money Google has from other activities, Google gives Android away free, it is effectively a loss-leader for them. Even the Nexus was an HTC jobbie in Google drag. Google make a sum total of zero dollars from Android. In fact, probably a loss, but a minus sign would just confuse you so let's stay with zero dollars. The handset vendors are the ones that make money selling handsets with Android installed. You got that? Zero dollars, versus lots of dollars. Concentrate, see which is the bigger figure? And that figure is getting bigger as Android has the fastest growing share of the market. So M$ will target the handset vendors.

Now, I suggest you stop reading here as the remainder of this post is speculation about business stuff and likely well over your head. Each company M$ signs up to their patent licencing scheme sends M$ money for every Android phone they sell, so that rapidly growing Android market share is a rapidly growing revenue stream to M$ for very little outlay. Each vendor signed up sets a stronger and stronger precedent to go clout more handset vendors with. It also increases the cost of making each Android phone, therefore allowing M$ to compete better with their own phone OS (in fact, you could say the patents revenue allows M$ to offset some of the cost of their own phone OS development and marketting, making them even more competitive). After all, M$ is not obliged to sell a licence to any handset vendor, so taking away say their FAT licence would kill their ability to use many external devices. Not nice, but then this is business.

Now, would an adult please take Pierre back to the ballpit?

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RE: Two more go on to the list.

If M$'s arguments were so weak it is highly likley that Google would have stepped in to support their customers. After all, Google wants Android to succeed. I'm pretty sure the "free-till-I-die" people like the OSF would be all over this if M$ didn't have at least some grounds. Unless we get some leaks from those lecensees already bitten, it seems we are unlikely to uncover exactly patents M$ clubbed them with, but that might change when they get round to a bigger opponent (such as Motorola).

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RE: Great, more FUD

"......When someone has a problem with Android they go after Google, not after the hardware vendors...." Follow the money, dummy! If M$ sues Google all they get is a big bill from the lawyers and no doubt plenty of attention from monopolies commissions, and all Google have to do is point out they give Android away for free to stop a request for money. If M$ pushes Google too hard then Google may rewrite whatever bits are impacted by M$'s patents, and then release that code for free to other people that could use it to get round M$'s patents. If M$ get licence deals with Android handset vendors then they get a revenue stream, their patents saty valuable, and they don't run up massive legal bills either. Seeing as Android is growing so fast, it looks like a nice revenue stream to have!

Linux is different, I think you'll find the biggest anit-Linux swingers were actually SCO and Sun. Although M$ made lots of noise, their dominance in the desktop, netbook and server markets meant they didn't really need to be too aggressive and eventually they didn't need more attention from monopolies commissions. Phones are different, M$ can afford to throw their weight around without getting too much attention from the authorities as they are not leading the phone OS segment.

The fact that - so far - just about every vendor has coughed up quickly implies M$ has a good case, even if they are "bogus" patents. I suspect it is to do with FAT storage of one type or another, which M$ seem to have zeroed in on as a solid case for licence deals. What we need is for someone like Motorola to take it to court so the World+dog can examine the patents, then maybe someone clever can write something free to get round the patents.

IBM chases Itanium shops with 'Breakfree' deals

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RE: Itanium is down for the count

".....The number is how many migration factory engagements of moving HP Itanium solutions to IBM......" Seeing as IBM were offering this to us as a free trial, I can suggest that many of those "engagements" were simply single server trials rather than large-scale replacements. You don't have a number of servers involved, and I'm sure if it was at all impressive then IBM would be shouting it out, which makes me conclude that it probably was mainly just toe-dipping by companies keeping their options open. Try again, little troll.

"....Most customers move their applications and databases themselves so the number is about 10X higher ...." That cuts both ways, which means there could also be a large hidden number of migrations off Power. I wouldn't be surprised as AIX seems as clunky as Hell, it's probably a lot easier going AIX to hp-ux, which has a richer toolset and management options, than vice versa.

"....did you notice Intel finally admitted that Kittson will be 22nm?...." Meanwhile, information on the fab sizing for Pee8 is... oh, there isn't any public information for that. In fact, the roadmap for Pee8 is just a placemarker, which isn't surprising as I hear it's still undergoing a complete redesign, whereas Poulsen is taped out. Trolls in glass houses....

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RE: Selective reading - to a selective conclusion

You are making the unsubstantiated conclusion that any IBM gains were due to competitive take-outs, whereas IBM's gains int eh quarter were more likley to have been old Power upgrades to newer Power6 (which was reduced to clear) and Power7. And probably also because IBM's Power sales took such a beating during the dip in the economy, so they had a bigger hole to climb out of to get back to normal. The point I was making was that IBM's competitive takeouts were not impacting hp's sales, and that Itanium was still growing in sales.

As regards the growth in Snoreacle sales, growing 34.4% of next to nothing is till not much at all.

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RE: Decimal point

Whoops! Sorry, yes that should have been 0.82% and 3.3%. I can only blame the laughter induced by another TPM "IBM, ra-ra-ra!" article. I suppose we might see a small dent by the time we're all in flying cars. But TPM also didn't go back and read his own article on the IDC figures for the quarter (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/26/gartner_q1_2011_server_numbers/), which showed that hp grew their UNIX figure by 6.7%. So, if IBM is taking a few accounts, hp seems to be taking a lot of more IBM or Oracle ones!

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RE: "...about 391 of those deals came out of Oracle/Sun accounts..."

At that rate of replacement, I don't think either Leo or Larry will be exactly breaking into a sweat! Take a look at the figures hidden in between TPM's Big Blue pompom waving and it doesn't exactly paint a picture of great success. The hp competitive conversions don't exactly sound like a tsunami of Power:

"....IBM says that it has identified over 10,000 HP Integrity server accounts.... " So that's the overall target. I'm sure it's no coincidence it's the same as the number of shared Oracle-Integrity accounts hp mentions in its court case against Oracle.

"....the first quarter of this year was pretty good, with 845 competitive replacements...." So this quarter just gone was extra good for IBM? So how many Integrity implementations could they have replaced with Power, assuming all those were Integrity and not old Compaq Alpha?

".....40 per cent came from HP accounts...." So, a grand total of 82. Ignoring the fact that IBM marketting probably counted individual servers rather than customers, and that some of those were probably very old hp kit rather than Superdomes, 82 is still nothing more than market churn. It's 0.0082% of the target accounts, or 0.033% if they maintain that over the year. At that rate, we'll all be flying Jetson-style aircars before IBM even makes a noticeable dent!

".....the kind of thing Big Blue has been doing for years and presumably HP and Oracle/Sun are doing, too, but they don't talk about it (which is idiotic if they are doing lots of competitive takeouts)....." I'd suggest even Larry would draw the line at pointing out such a Grand Replacement Plan was achieving so little!

EnterpriseDB comforts HP-UX shops with PostgreSQL

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Why buy Red Hat?

Red Hat gains value by being hardware-vendor-independent. Sure, the majority of Red Hat licences sold with servers are sold with hp Proliants, but then so are the majority of M$ Windows ones. Buying Red Hat would not only annoy M$, it would also be prohibitively expensive as the market valuation of RH is way too high, and it would spiral higher on even the hint of a buyout.

It's a joke between old admins that hp is the whore of the industry and will get into bed with anyone, but that's a reflection of a very effective strategy of supporting as wide as possible a selection of OSs and applications. EnterpriseDB and PostgreSQL are just one of many DBs available for hp-ux (such as Sybase or DB2), but buying one would immediately put a strain on the relationships with the other software vendors that hp works with. Far better if hp just stays the biggest whore and gives us customers what we want - choice - rather than more lock-in.

WikiLeaks sues Visa, Mastercard over 'financial blockade'

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Back in reality.....

Whilst it's fun to see the usual frothing and hyperventilating about "liberty, free speach, dirty bankers", etc, I suggest a little common sense is applied. Try and read the following before spouting anymore dribbling paranoia:

Visa Inc and Mastercard Worldwide are both American companies and have headquarters operating out of US States (California and New York respectively). They are bound by US law for US matters, regardless of where they operate in the World. What happened was Liebermann suggested they could be party to an act of espionage under US law - it is a crime to assist in the distribution of State secrets under the good old Espionage Act. I've no doubt the boards of both companies asked their lawyers and they said that it was a legal issue, so to be safe they stopped the transfer of funds to Wikileaks via their companies. In doing so they will have lost revenue they would have generated from the Wikileaks traffic, but the threat of being charged by the Gubbermint and the subsequent brand issue (to not have complied would have looked "un-American") could have cost them not just monetarily but also risked prison time.

So, no need for anymore frothing, OK? Good sheeple.

Terrafugia flying car gets road-safety exemptions

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RE: Hoverbike

It seems to have hovered, which is a good sign even if it's inside the ground-effect zone. With some clever stability gizmos it could be a real hoot. As long as the legislators don't load it up with heavy roll-bars and other safety features.

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RE: @ Matt

".....'political-self-destruct' button..." Twitter shows there's an app for that!

Given that the Terriblefudgeup seems to have the aerodynamics of a brick, you will probably need to carry spare undies for every time it hits a crosswind!

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RE: it can't get airborne carrying two normal American men

"But, what if they're republicans?" I hear some Democrats Congressmen like to be seen just in their undies, that would save some weight.

Profit piranhas want a bite of HP

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RE: say again ?

"....so both companies love sacking staff and encourage resignations ?...." LOL! OK, for those either too stupid to remember, or just being willfully forgetful:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/26/ibm_job_cuts/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/11/ibm_job_cuts/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/19/ibm_uk_contract_rates/

Oh yeah, Big Blue has never made anyone redundant - NOT!

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TPM and his Big Blue Pompoms ride again!

So all hp's acquisitions are poor but they somehow helped hp overtake IBM as the largest IT company in the World? Strange that. And having a monopoly revenue stream like mainframes is great, like you said. As long as it stays healthy. The problem for IBM is the mainframe biz is shrinking, so much so that IBM is having to offer mini-mainframes in an attempt to stop migrations to other vendor's kit. The constant shrinking of the mainframe pool is a fact TPM has admitted himself many times. Meanwhile, the less margin-rich x64 sector is growing nicely, but IBM is being rapidly chased out of the sector by a rampant hp. How many lines has IBM offloaded to Lenovo? In the longrun, having a less-margin rich but much larger and growing sector will probably be of more benefit than having a shrinking one.

Then there is the laughable attempt to somehow compare IBM to Apple! And a dig at hp as being "people intensive". The latter is so funny as IBM has for years been trying to convert itself from a hardware company to a services company (because IBM also see that their hardware biz is under threat), and nothing is as expensively people intensive as services.

Yes, there will always be technically-illiterate people on Wall Street that will call for hp to be less diverse in the hope of making a quick profit. The same type of idiot applauded Schwartz's decision not to support Windows or x86 and to stay with SPARC rather than going with Itanium. By the time Sun realised they'd been stupid then and twice as stupid not to diversify later, those same Wall Street "gurus" had sold their Sun shares and bought hp ones instead.

Insider says doom looms at RIM

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Hmmm

Looks like carefully constructed FUD to me, the eight points look designed to raise questions in consumers and investors rather than provide solutions, and the Apple-centric style makes me think fanboi or Apple marketing. But, if I was advising RIM, the first thing I'd say is don't try to be Apple, just go back to the core of what you do best and where Apple is clueless - providing the best, secure, business mobile email solution. Stand up and sell to businesses, let the highstreet buy toys. Let Apple keep the fanbois, they buy on labels and you can't make a successful business tool "sexy" to them, no matter what superior feature set you have. You only have to look as far as the Curve clones like the Nokia E6 to see that Apple isn't the only brand being copied.

How that Oracle and Pillar earn-out really works

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"Oracle's channel must be an attractive proposition"?

Erm... wasn't there another Reg article recently pointing out that Oracle's resellers were so upset with Oracle that Oracle's hardware sales had dived and Larry was having to offer them wedges of cash to get them to play with him?

http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2011/06/29/oracle_partner_changes/

I'm not so sure telling those channel partners they may have to stop selling other and more popular storage products to sell Larry's market-trailling ones is going to help those relationship issues!

Moderatrix kisses the Reg goodbye

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Damn.

All the best!

Feds on trail of LulzSec raid Ohio house

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RE: Don't trust your buddies in crime

Crime writer Elmore Leonard did a lot of research for his novels. He came up with some interesting observations, including that more criminals had been convicted as a result of being "grassed up" by other criminals than by any other means. It explained why known grasses are so unpopular that they were the group at highest risk of being killed in prison. From his research, Leonard decided that the worst thing a criminal could do was mix with other criminals, as the chances of getting caught seemed to go up exponentially with each association with another criminal. It seems the rule still applies to skiddy gangs too - by their very nature, they require co-operation between groups of people without much to lose from grassing each other up. If you were facing a stretch inside, how much would you worry about grassing on some guy you may never have actually met? There is no honour between thieves seems to apply just as neatly to street gangs as to skiddies.

Oracle buying Ellison-backed Pillar Data

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In other news...

.... a bear finally did its business in the woods. To say this hasn't been long-anticipated is like saying the Polar regions are not that warm! As a buy, it's pretty sensible, it gives Larry control of another chunk of the stack, and isn't as expensive an albatross as the StorageTek buy, and he gets to pay himself back a large wedge of cash at the same time. Winners all round! Well, except probably for the existing Pillar customers. With OEM rebadgers like hp selling 3pars and Snoreacle selling Pillars, it looks like Hitachi really needs HDS to step up and sell some USP arrays.

Bloke ordered to remove offensive numberplate

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Link failure.

Link works better if you just go to http://www.taxdisc.direct.gov.uk/EvlPortalApp/ and click on the "Vehicle Enquiry" button.

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RE: With that sort of arrogant attitude

Sorry, but even the repmobile drivers are nothing compared to the average owner of a Toyota Pr*ck-to-ar$e. I won't call them "drivers" as they seem to be barely capable of steering in a straight line. Only the other day I followed one along the M4 and he went 40+ miles without leaving the middle-lane, regardless of whether the inside lane was empty, and totally blind when other drivers indicated that they wanted to pull out of the inside lane and the outside lane was empty. True, the latter is just common courtesy, but then I always maintain a good driver is also a courteous one.

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So who complained?

It would be interesting to hear if anyone actually did complain, or whether this is just some civil servant busybody deciding they need to nanny the plate out of existance "for the good of the children". But, if there hasn't been an actual complaint from a member of the public, I'd say let Mr Clarke keep his plate. And if there has been a complaint, I'd stil say let Mr Clarke keep his plate and send the complainer off to have senses of humour and proportion installed.

Canada buys Obama's reject Brit choppers for spare parts

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Nine aircraft for $164m?

Considering they're going to be stripped for spares, a unit price of around $18.2m doesn't seem a bargain! Is there anything else thrown in with the deal like a mountain of spares? Maybe the rediculous toilet that the Whitehouse was insisting had to be in every US101 despite not being in any of the VH60N Whitehawks. And seeing as the UK's version of the Apache uses the same engine, I'm not sure why there's a spares issue with the UK's version unless it's the usual one of the cash-strapped MoD not buying enough spares in the first place.

The bit that Lewis studiously avoids mentioning is that the Canucks also use the Sikorsky H-92, which is a more powerful development of the original S-70 which was the basis of the UH-60 Blackhawk. Seems the Canucks prefer keeping their EH101s to buying more of the chopper family that Lewis champions at every chance.

LulzSec dumps hundreds of Arizona Police documents

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A history lesson.

An American colleague pointed the following out to me a while back. He votes Republican and gets very annoyed with the slick manouvering of the Democrats and their attempts to make being Republican tantamount to being racist.

Seen the film "Forrest Gump"? Remember the bit where Forrest gets mixed up in the "Stand in the Schoolhouse Door" incident, where the Governor of Alabama was trying to stop three black students entering the University of Alabama? That was Democrat Governor George Wallace, infamous for his inaugeration speech which included the claim "....I say segregation today, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever...". The really funny bit was Wallace lost the previous Democrat Governor primary to John Patterson as Patterson had the open support of the Klu Klux Klan. So, you might think Wallace was just a fringe element of the Dummicrats? Actually, he had enough mainstream Democrat support to make three runs for the Democrat Presidential nomination.

For those that would be inclined to save said drowning non-white lesbian, you might want to read the following Wall Street Journal article on how the Democrats have whitewashed their party's history:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121856786326834083.html

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RE: elitists? bleeding hearts? wtf?!!

"....So if you want government protecting your workplaces your best bet would be to campaign & vote democrat...." Erm, love to burst your bubble, but investigations of the Dummicrat Stimulus showed that it was sending massive amounts of both US taxpayers' cash and jobs abroad, especially to China. The windfarms that Lewis bangs on about in his UK energy articles were a particular source of criticism in the US, with 80+% of the first round of Stimulus funding of renewables going to overseas companies. I would suggest a more practical approach would be a little research rather than just blindly following the Dummicrat line.

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RE: RE: RE: @ Matt Bryant 26th June 2011 15:19 GMT

"....No assumption....." Erm, yes, you just admitted it was!

"....The Internets is full of forums filled to the gunwales with descriptions of this racial profiling..." Ah, a more unbiassed and truly verifiable source of data would be hard to find than Internet forums - NOT! Please, if the best argument you can give is "an AC on some forum said so" then I really think you need to go back to kindergarten.

"....Everybody can predict the future, up to a degree..." So you're admitting you can't predict the future accurately. You're also avoiding the issue that you assume all Arizona police officers will only operate the checks out of some form of racist vindictiveness, rather than becuase they should already be doing so.

"....This is a very weak sophism..." Actually, no. You cannot get a driving licence in the US without proof you are a resident, i.e., not an illegal alien. Possession of a valid driving licence is accepted as proof of legal immigrant status. You are bound by federal law to carry your driving licence whenever driving, so if an officer asks you for your licence he is also effectively checking your immigration status. I know this as when I was stopped for speeding in Florida I was asked for my driving licence, produced my UK licence, and was then asked for my passport so they could check my tourist visa.

"....OR some cop not liking your looks..." So we're back to your childish presumption that all cops are racists. Did you ever stop to think that if all the cops were racist then the Arizona Senate wouldn't have needed to pass SB1070 to make the police enforce the federal law? If they were all racist there wouldn't be a problem, they'd be stopping every car with a brown person in it. I can only suggest your inbred ignorance is the result of a tiny and equally-self-deluded pool of aquaintances, and that maybe you should try getting out and seeing the real World rather than just taking their word for "how it is".

"....usually the cops ask only for the driving licence...." Which is also a test of legal immigrant status. You're just piling up the fail here.

".....Except if you are in AZ and are dark skinned...." Because you were at every traffic stop ever in Arizona, right? I mean, how else would you be able to make a blanket statement like that? Unless you were talking out of your prejudiced rectum, that is. Oh, and yes, automatically assuming all cops are racist is just another form of the prejudism you are frothing about. Truly you are a master of fail.

"....And yes, they can remove legal immigrant status from people who commits crimes...." And yet you fail to provide a single case where this has happened, or even the proof that there is a legal mechanism to do so, or to account for the appeals system that would make any such attempt to remove legal status for a misdemeanour very unlikely to succeed even if it were to be attempted. In short, if you stretch it any further it's going to look so silly that even five-year-olds will laugh at your "arguments".

"....And please consider the implications for the citizens of Latino origin...." What, they should get special consideration just because they are Latino? Are you suggesting only white illegal immigrants from wealthy countries should be subject to the law? That's positive discrimination, which is also illegal. Seeing as Mexico is also the home to Carlos Slim Helu, the World's richest man, your reverse racism also seems a bit insulting to Mexicans.

"....You verbal kung fu is weak..." Given that you come across as such an unaccomplished debater, totally reliant on easily debunked waffle, I can't say I hold much value to your opinion.

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RE: @Matt Bryant - Posted Sunday 26th June 2011 15:19 GMT

You're just making the point that the kneejerk reaction to SB1070 is born out of ignorance. To summarise Title 8 of the United States Code (i.e., federal law), Chapter 12, Subchapter 2, Part 8, Section 1302 and Section 1308 ((commonly referred to as just "Title 8, Section 1302-and-8" by visa agencies), U.S. federal law requires all aliens over the age of fourteen who remain in the United States for longer than 30 days to register with the U.S. government, and to have those registration documents in their possession at all times. As part of that registration you are finger-printed. Seeing as I'm British and have worked in the US for periods of over 30 days, wanna guess which laws I had to be aware of and abide by? I suggest you try just the insy-winsyiest bit of background reading before your next leap of blind political faith, otherwise people might assume you are a guillible moron.

50 day lullaby of Lulzsec is over .. for now

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RE: the 50 Days collection

"....The kids probably didn't put that into their torrent...." Probably an indication that their systems have been compromised in turn, either from using a dodgy proxy, or simply from downloading warez and toolz from infected sites.

Oracle to triple Exadata installs this year

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RE: re: RE: re: How is your English?

".....56% margins on HW seems pretty good to me...." I was referring to the server sales figures, not the Oracle applicance figures. The appliance margin should be much higher as it's sold to people that don't know how to build their own stack, so they don't know how much they're being ripped off. But the number of appliances sold will be much lower than the general server figures, which is why Snoreacle needs to get their server sales both up in number and up higher in the enterprise stack. In the server arena, the lower down the enterprise stack you are (and Snoreacle still seems to be only selling well in the webserving niche), the lower the margins. It is higher up the enterprise stack that you get fatter support revenues, more opportunities for services attach, and associated high-margin sales (replicating storage arrays, disk-to-disk backups, etc). By the IDC figures, the average IBM or hp UNIX server sale value was double that of Snoreacle's, which means it is highly likely both hp and IBM made fatter margin on each deal and more additional margin.

".....I have to guess that Allison mentioned such a penchant earlier?" In her reply to an AC on Saturday 25th, 0859 GMT, Alli signed off with "fyathyrio", which is shorthand for "f*ck you and the horse you rode in on".

Hackers pierce network with jerry-rigged mouse

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RE: Depending on the size of the microcontroller

Sheesh, too much soldering, thanks. Just use a wifi-capable phone. Much more computing power, and it can be given as a gift (how many IT bods would turn down an iPhone4 or an HTC Desire S as a gift?) but with only the USB charging cable in the box rather than a wall-charger. Guaranteed, if it doesn't get you onto their wifi network, at some point some plank will plug it into a "secure" desktop/laptop in order to charge it. With the storage space on most modern smartphones you can run multiple hacking toolsets to cover all flavours of OS and still have plenty of space for downloading data that can later be beamed out via a surreptitious 3G call or an email. For a small(ish) fee I'll even let you in on the measures we take to guard against hax-by-phone.