Luxury...
32Gb RAM? 5G modem?
Luxury! In my days we had to make-do with 48/64/128k of RAM, no solid state storage (cassette or floppy disks) and 2400 baud modems... (or acoustic couplers)...
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User from another company was using Orifice365 (Word, Excel, Visio, Projects etc) for his stuff.
Got whacked by an Orifice365 upgrade which hosed his entire Office.
His IT team had to take in his laptop and fix the Orifice365 issue.
I'm hating this newfangled installers which'll sh*t themselves if the smallest amount of Office is still left behind on the target PC, and you'll need to jump through big flaming hoops to get Orifice to install.
Back in the days WP5.1 and SuperCalc you can get a speed advantage with muscle memory, especially with often-used commands. <clickety><click> and you're done... but not so with this newfangled Orifice and its horrendous ribbon...
I'm thinking of getting a cheap Celeron-based craptop just for myself, just to do the odd web browsing and wordprocessing/spreadsheeting at home, but I shall most definitely install Linux Mint on it, and Ickdoze be damned.
We had Vista once, preinstalled on a couple of laptops.
Surprisingly it was rock solid, never gave any blue screens or issues.
Sadly the laptops themselves have dieded and gone to where dead laptops go, and Vista is no longer with us.
I have purged the network of all things XP and 2003.
Don't need any Service Packs and ISO's to take up storage space.
It is only Windows 7 and 8.1 remaining (4x Win7 and 3x Win8.1) here, but they'll get their marching orders. Soon. Muhuhaha.
Server2008 is still hanging on, but we are busy looking at alternatives to that, and it'll go into the dark night sooner or later.
In the old days every bit and byte was precious, and code had to be tight due to memory and storage constraints.
Back then profilers was also used to optimize your code, and devs would usually take their time to optimize their code.
Nowadays there's not a care in the world as programs and the such is very bloated. If it works, ship it, no matter if the customers PC choke on it, they can always upgrade.
Ask any modern software dev to code a wordprocessor or spreadsheet which'll work with 48k or 640k... and they will not be able to do so.
Sad to see that smartphone programs are also starting to exhibit signs of bloat.
Most of the time the extra functionality is not even used.
But it probably is just me, and I'll head out to my alpaca farm to ponder over this.
Not only this issue, but what about future space missions?
How will they keep track of all those satellites without impacting any future launches into space?
And it may get too crowded to the extend that launching any new missions to Mars or the moon may well be postponed indefinitely as there is no way that a safe launch can be guaranteed due to too many satellites being in the way of the spacecraft.
Finances lady enabled scroll lock by accident. Took me a bit of cultivating the open patches on my noggin before I recalled that it was most probably a scroll lock key.
FWIW the same thing happened in SuperCalc 5, so it seems to be a relic from the past.
I miss the days of SuperCalc 5 (and Lotus 1-2-3) as muscle memory gave you a speed advantage.
TBH I found that the DOS versions of some programs definitely have a speed advantage over their Windows counterparts, as you could use muscle memory for frequently-used commands.
A trip down memory lane.
Once we got ourselves sorted with MS-DOS and managed to get things working, and with Novell Netware drivers consuming as little memory as possible, Windows 3.1/3.11 arrived.
We adjusted to the "new shiny" and life went on.
Then 95 was released. The first iterations was a slow as molasses and took ages to boot. And woe betide you if 95 did a critical disk write and power failure happened.
We got to grips with 95 and sorted things out.
Same with 98. It was a bit better than 95, but had its own quirks.
Then ME arrived. Some say it was buggy, some say it was fine. Whatever. Meh. I did not like it due to the absence of a command-line, especially when you need to aim a well-deserved kick at its gubbins to get some stuck bone loose.
Then WindowsNT4 came. First iteration barfed all over the place, and it took a couple of Service Packs to get it up to standard. NT4 with SP6 was stable and did what you wanted it to do. No extra frills and the such.
Windows2000 took a bit longer than NT to boot, but it got better graphics. To this day I prefer to have a Win2000 VM above an NT4 VM as the UI feels a bit complete.
Windows2000 with SP4 was good, nice and stable.
Then XP came out. Took my first look at it, and was reminded of eyecandy. We used to disable most of the eyecandy to make it perform a bit better.
XP with SP3 was good. It was the last Windows to use a CLI installer (with the exception of 95/98/ME)
Vista - the less said, the better. I had the fortunate opportunity to have 6 Gigabyte laptops with Vista preinstalled - and strangely enough, these was rock-solid. No bluescreens as others reported their Vistas of doing.
Windows 7 then knocked on the door for its turn. I found that on some hardware Win7 outperformed XP. On others XP outperformed WIn7.
The abortion that was WIndows 8 shall be glossed over with Windows 8.1 - but it was to be short-lived when Windows 9... errr... Windows 10 was released.
Most of the issues with Windows 10 have been sorted out by now, yet M$ still insists on releasing "features" and "products" that knocks something silly in Windows 10 and make you lose your files and other whatnots.
Windows 11? Nah, will give it a bit of time and see what happens.
the PC never stops grinding the hard drive back and forth, all day and all night
Peer-to-peer distributed RAID array with lots of hee-haw pr0nz, movies and warez... the reason why it's so busy is that it's constantly rebuilding itself as it finds other hosts to infect and take over as a P2P RAID, and rebuilding as other peers get removed/deleted...
Moreover soon any practice that brings in easy money is copied by everybody - let me know when you find an ethically reliable company that refuses to make easy money because they care about customers.
And that goes for Big Pharma too.... everybody does it.
Car manufacturers too. Of course their cars may be safer, but they all are pushing for denying the right to repair, because they can shaft the customer with services etc.
Any new fondleslab thingy, especially specific stuff from specific *cough* manufacturers are hard to disassemble due to copious amounts of glue and other whatnots.
Ahhh, that takes me back many moons ago - when we still used inkjets. Or crapjets, as the BOFH would call them.
The end came when I struggled to clean the printer head of our crapjet. Suffice to say it got tossed - left on the street for an unlucky bastard to take home with.
Now we stick with laser. We have two, a color and a mono. Never had any issues with these so far.
And get a second pair of eyeballs. Never underestimate the power of a second pair of eyeballs.
Friend of mine had issues with his firewall, just would not work. So I shuftie'd over to this place, and spotted the problem - a typo in his firewall script. Once the typo was changed, firewall worked as advertised.