* Posts by Anonymous South African Coward

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Samsung wheels out new silicon that turns cars into 5G-fuelled entertainment hubs

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Luxury...

32Gb RAM? 5G modem?

Luxury! In my days we had to make-do with 48/64/128k of RAM, no solid state storage (cassette or floppy disks) and 2400 baud modems... (or acoustic couplers)...

Think that spreadsheet in your company's accounts dept is old? 70 years ago, LEO ran the first business app

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Memory lane

LEO is older than myself, but it is good to see what the pioneers used back then.

And it is interesting.

Big (and old) iron still have a certain attraction and still looks good after all these years.

Leaked footage shows British F-35B falling off HMS Queen Elizabeth and pilot's death-defying ejection

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Pint

Spokesbeing

Love El Reg for thinking up words like that.

BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies?

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Only way to neutralize and eject nannybots safely is through the use of a supercharged cattleprod.

<KZERRRRRT>

China's hypersonic glider didn't just orbit Earth, it 'fired a missile' while at Mach 5

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Operation Up Escalator upshifted several gears, and got an upgrade to tackle the slippery downgrade to destruction

Money spent on the arms race is just wasted...

UK Ministry of Justice secures HVAC systems 'protected' by passwordless Wi-Fi after Register tipoff

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Trollface

Ahhhhh, Simon must be up to his old tricks again...

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CommitStrip

Obligatory CommitStrip

On another note, how long before FCD#3 will pop up?

Zero-day proof-of-concept exploit lands for Windows make-me-admin vulnerability

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bleh

time to make like the great Russkie sprinter and buggeroffski ...

Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should: Install Linux on NTFS – on the same partition as Windows

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Nah, will still either have two partitions or use VMs.

Better safe than sorry.

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Re: Consider my flabber

Cattleprod's supercharging!!!

After four bans, TikTok finally passes the Pakistan challenge

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The more you censor, the more people will find ways and means to get round censorship.

Going to be a fun ride.

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It was probably a pinky promise.

Going to be difficult for tiktok to monitor what users post.

Boffins find way to use a standard smartphone to find hidden spy cams

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New method then.

First scan the room for any suspicious cameras.

Mark the spots.

Give them a good treatment of Cap'n Browneye up close and personal before wadding a bit of Prestik on the offending area.

'We are not people to Mark Zuckerberg, we are the product' rages Ohio's Attorney General in Facebook lawsuit

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Proudly Fartbook free since 2012...

Survey shows XP lingers on while Windows 11 makes a 0.21% ripple in the enterprise

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Re: Not Unexpected

User from another company was using Orifice365 (Word, Excel, Visio, Projects etc) for his stuff.

Got whacked by an Orifice365 upgrade which hosed his entire Office.

His IT team had to take in his laptop and fix the Orifice365 issue.

I'm hating this newfangled installers which'll sh*t themselves if the smallest amount of Office is still left behind on the target PC, and you'll need to jump through big flaming hoops to get Orifice to install.

Back in the days WP5.1 and SuperCalc you can get a speed advantage with muscle memory, especially with often-used commands. <clickety><click> and you're done... but not so with this newfangled Orifice and its horrendous ribbon...

I'm thinking of getting a cheap Celeron-based craptop just for myself, just to do the odd web browsing and wordprocessing/spreadsheeting at home, but I shall most definitely install Linux Mint on it, and Ickdoze be damned.

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Re: "could be totally reasonable if it's just from the managed company PCs"

We had Vista once, preinstalled on a couple of laptops.

Surprisingly it was rock solid, never gave any blue screens or issues.

Sadly the laptops themselves have dieded and gone to where dead laptops go, and Vista is no longer with us.

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XP and 2003

I have purged the network of all things XP and 2003.

Don't need any Service Packs and ISO's to take up storage space.

It is only Windows 7 and 8.1 remaining (4x Win7 and 3x Win8.1) here, but they'll get their marching orders. Soon. Muhuhaha.

Server2008 is still hanging on, but we are busy looking at alternatives to that, and it'll go into the dark night sooner or later.

In the '80s, spaceflight sim Elite was nothing short of magic. The annotated source code shows how it was done

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Programs and games

In the old days every bit and byte was precious, and code had to be tight due to memory and storage constraints.

Back then profilers was also used to optimize your code, and devs would usually take their time to optimize their code.

Nowadays there's not a care in the world as programs and the such is very bloated. If it works, ship it, no matter if the customers PC choke on it, they can always upgrade.

Ask any modern software dev to code a wordprocessor or spreadsheet which'll work with 48k or 640k... and they will not be able to do so.

Sad to see that smartphone programs are also starting to exhibit signs of bloat.

Most of the time the extra functionality is not even used.

But it probably is just me, and I'll head out to my alpaca farm to ponder over this.

There's only one cure for passive-aggressive Space Invader bosses, and that's more passive aggression

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Re: I just use the Shocky Stick...

Simon, is that you?

Zuck didn't invent the metaverse, but he's started a fight to control it

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Re: Obligatory Commitstrip

I'm getting CommitStrip withdrawal symptoms...

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Thus began the land grab on anything and everything with the prefix "meta"...

Expropriation without compensation...

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Happy

Space Invaders remake

now Metaverse Invaders

Plot still remains the same, except the aliens have been replaced by icons for fartbook, m$, cisco et al.

BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself

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Trollface

the problem buck does not stop here

Stor-a-File hit by ransomware after crooks target SolarWinds Serv-U FTP software

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We run a filezilla ftp server, but it goes into a DMZ.

If they haxx0r it, they'll get nowhere. And there's nothing worth to steal anyway.

AI algorithms can help erase bright streaks of internet satellites – but they cannot save astronomy

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Not only this issue, but what about future space missions?

How will they keep track of all those satellites without impacting any future launches into space?

And it may get too crowded to the extend that launching any new missions to Mars or the moon may well be postponed indefinitely as there is no way that a safe launch can be guaranteed due to too many satellites being in the way of the spacecraft.

The return of the turbo button: New Intel hotness causes an old friend to reappear

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Re: I use the Scroll Lock at least weekly....

Finances lady enabled scroll lock by accident. Took me a bit of cultivating the open patches on my noggin before I recalled that it was most probably a scroll lock key.

FWIW the same thing happened in SuperCalc 5, so it seems to be a relic from the past.

I miss the days of SuperCalc 5 (and Lotus 1-2-3) as muscle memory gave you a speed advantage.

TBH I found that the DOS versions of some programs definitely have a speed advantage over their Windows counterparts, as you could use muscle memory for frequently-used commands.

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Had an IBM PC AT compatible, ctrl+alt++ key enabled turbo, and ctrl+alt+- disabled turbo.

Was so long ago that it is all but forgotten.

Hibernating instrument on Hubble roused as engineers ponder message problem

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Coat

Re: outdated hardware

Since it is in orbit, shouldn't that be upload rather, since it is pulling the data up to it?

And download is when it transmits the data to Earth.

I will leave for the pub now.

What a Mesh: Microsoft puts Office in the Loop, adds mixed reality tech to Teams

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META = Make Everything Trump Again

Locked up: UK's Labour Party data 'rendered inaccessible' on third-party systems after cyber attack

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Re: My partner used to be a member

Do let us, or rather, The Register know what happens in this regard.

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Facepalm

The party has been targeted before.

And clearly did not learnt their lesson the first time round....

Sharing is caring, except when it's your internet connection

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Re: potential for mischief

I had Icasa-Investigation up at one stage.

Recently I had one up saying 5G-COVID2019 but people noped out of that one

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It really do make a humongous KZERRRT sound. Asked a vet who've used one recently.

First, stunning whistleblower leaks. Now a shareholder lawsuit lands on Zuckerberg's desk

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fartbook

faccebok

faecebook

flartbok

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Re: Polarization - existence vs. enhancement

Excellent.

Any Saffers round here?

Maybe we can give them a good braai?

Windows XP@20: From the killer of ME to banging out patches for yet another vulnerability

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A trip down memory lane.

Once we got ourselves sorted with MS-DOS and managed to get things working, and with Novell Netware drivers consuming as little memory as possible, Windows 3.1/3.11 arrived.

We adjusted to the "new shiny" and life went on.

Then 95 was released. The first iterations was a slow as molasses and took ages to boot. And woe betide you if 95 did a critical disk write and power failure happened.

We got to grips with 95 and sorted things out.

Same with 98. It was a bit better than 95, but had its own quirks.

Then ME arrived. Some say it was buggy, some say it was fine. Whatever. Meh. I did not like it due to the absence of a command-line, especially when you need to aim a well-deserved kick at its gubbins to get some stuck bone loose.

Then WindowsNT4 came. First iteration barfed all over the place, and it took a couple of Service Packs to get it up to standard. NT4 with SP6 was stable and did what you wanted it to do. No extra frills and the such.

Windows2000 took a bit longer than NT to boot, but it got better graphics. To this day I prefer to have a Win2000 VM above an NT4 VM as the UI feels a bit complete.

Windows2000 with SP4 was good, nice and stable.

Then XP came out. Took my first look at it, and was reminded of eyecandy. We used to disable most of the eyecandy to make it perform a bit better.

XP with SP3 was good. It was the last Windows to use a CLI installer (with the exception of 95/98/ME)

Vista - the less said, the better. I had the fortunate opportunity to have 6 Gigabyte laptops with Vista preinstalled - and strangely enough, these was rock-solid. No bluescreens as others reported their Vistas of doing.

Windows 7 then knocked on the door for its turn. I found that on some hardware Win7 outperformed XP. On others XP outperformed WIn7.

The abortion that was WIndows 8 shall be glossed over with Windows 8.1 - but it was to be short-lived when Windows 9... errr... Windows 10 was released.

Most of the issues with Windows 10 have been sorted out by now, yet M$ still insists on releasing "features" and "products" that knocks something silly in Windows 10 and make you lose your files and other whatnots.

Windows 11? Nah, will give it a bit of time and see what happens.

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Re: at least in XP you could easily revert to the win 2k interface

Yo Bob

You forgot the .sht extension.

Facebook's greatest misses: The five nastiest bits from recent leaks

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TL;DR

no line breaks

BOFH: So you want to have your computer switched out for something faster? It's time to learn from the master

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the PC never stops grinding the hard drive back and forth, all day and all night

Peer-to-peer distributed RAID array with lots of hee-haw pr0nz, movies and warez... the reason why it's so busy is that it's constantly rebuilding itself as it finds other hosts to infect and take over as a P2P RAID, and rebuilding as other peers get removed/deleted...

Canon makes 'all-in-one' printers that refuse to scan when out of ink, lawsuit claims

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Re: Don't by canon ink

so you could maybe rig an arrangement with some needles, some tubing, and a bottle of Vodka and it would carry on forever.

Is that how the Sputnik vaccine is produced?

/runs

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Re: Standard Industry Malpractice?

Moreover soon any practice that brings in easy money is copied by everybody - let me know when you find an ethically reliable company that refuses to make easy money because they care about customers.

And that goes for Big Pharma too.... everybody does it.

Car manufacturers too. Of course their cars may be safer, but they all are pushing for denying the right to repair, because they can shaft the customer with services etc.

Any new fondleslab thingy, especially specific stuff from specific *cough* manufacturers are hard to disassemble due to copious amounts of glue and other whatnots.

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Re: Standard Industry Malpractice?

Ahhh, that takes me back many moons ago - when we still used inkjets. Or crapjets, as the BOFH would call them.

The end came when I struggled to clean the printer head of our crapjet. Suffice to say it got tossed - left on the street for an unlucky bastard to take home with.

Now we stick with laser. We have two, a color and a mono. Never had any issues with these so far.

What do you mean you gave the boss THAT version of the report? Oh, ****ing ****balls

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Face it, criticizing the BOFh will result in an ominous hummmmm, followed by a brief >KZERRRT< and a whiff of ozone.

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Re: Not quite the same, but similar

lucky fish!

Boeing 737 Max chief technical pilot charged with deceiving US aviation regulators over MCAS

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Re: Some extra info

The BOFH will never divulge any sort of information, except ask you to check out a specific window, server or UPS. Or drop subtle hints that a certain stairwell may be safer than the elevators.

How Windows NTFS finally made it into Linux

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Wasn't NTFS based on OS/2's HPFS?

Shatner breaks the age barrier, goes where no nonagenarian has gone before with Blue Origin rocket trip

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To boldly go...

...into spaaaaaaace

Config cockup leaves Reg reader reaching for the phone

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Re: The old days

And get a second pair of eyeballs. Never underestimate the power of a second pair of eyeballs.

Friend of mine had issues with his firewall, just would not work. So I shuftie'd over to this place, and spotted the problem - a typo in his firewall script. Once the typo was changed, firewall worked as advertised.

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Re: Been there, done that, where did I put the tee shirt?

Reminds me of the New Microsoft Frog 2000.

It goes Reboot! Reboot! Reboot!