* Posts by Anonymous South African Coward

3211 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Jan 2010

FreeDOS puts out first new version in six years

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Re: "It installs to a FAT32 partition"

I'd still like to get a copy of OS/2 though prices there are somewhat silly

Here you go :

https://winworldpc.com/product/os-2-warp-4/os-2-warp-40

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Re: Protext

WordPerfect was the best.

I'm going to give this Protext a shufty.

Beware the techie who takes things literally

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I still see instances of unlicenced WinRAR running. Uninstall these and install either ZipGenius or 7-zip.

Coders of such tools can do well to allow full functionality during the evaluation period, but after the evaluation period, you can only unzip/decompress archives, and not be able to create any new archives unless you purchase a licence.

File suffixes: Who needs them? Well, this guy did

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Eh? Now I gotta try it.

Ta for the tip!

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Yes, hiding file extensions really was a brilliant marketing idea.

Eh, Ballmer ?

Careful now, you'll cause chairs to fly all over the place...

*ducks*

Chromium-adjacent Otter browser targets OS/2

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Would love to have a WorkPlace Shell for Windows and Linux.

That was the shiz!

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Re: The first OS I could say "Microphone off" to, and it would switch it off.

Windows breaks. You fix it. Then it breaks the identical way next week.

Hah, WIn10 upped the game recently.

IT technician jailed for wiping school's and pupils' devices

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Another wannabe BOFH...

...throwing away future career prospects.

Beware the big bang in the network room

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Unhappy

I thought so too, and expected a silent and dark server room, but was sorely disappointed.

Is this a new type of clickbait?

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Re: Maintenence window, gosh how quaint

Or a good old-fashioned tarring and feathering...

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Re: "Lessons learned after event tend to be the toughest ones"

I follow the teachings of one Montgomery Scott.

And it's always a wise move to plan for a longer window than required.

Real-time software? How about real-time patching?

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Re: Not necessarily an Osborne

Mine has the small word "Acme" in red above the rather larger BOMB in white ... and a small paper tag tied on with string that says "Property of Wile E. Coyote" on it.

Now that is just beautiful! Just don't show it to any TSA agent...

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Re: Site Acceptance Test

Had a site in Lesotho.

A NAS lost its boot drive (cwappy Thecus NAS) and I had to go to site to fixxit.

Bright and early on the plane, got there, had some issues with the rental car, but eventually got that sorted out.

Drove to clients site, replaced the hard drive, need to redo the iSCSI initiator stuff so two HyperV HA servers could connect, managed to get everything up and running, just in time to return to the airport and catch the plane out...

Tried to submit a daily subsistence claim, and it got rejected, which Pissed Me Off Seri-assly.

BOFH: The Geek's Countergambit – outwitted at an electronics store

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Re: Superb episode once more

With a chainsaw-wielding robot hiding somewhere... hopefully...

To err is human. To really tmux things up requires an engineer

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Re: Step outside

Should've called it a recapitulation bin...

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Re: If it is easy to colour a screen - just do it!

On Windows Server I set the background to display a bitmap of the server name tiled all over the screen.

So you can always tell which server you are logged in using remote desktop and mRemoteNG.

And, yes, I did shut the wrong server down. Once.

Others did the same, as it is not easy to discern between local and remote servers, and that was before I did the background bitmap thing.

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Re: Immediate feedback

I had to do SNMP setup.

Saw that you can set it to read/write or readonly.

I opted for readonly as I only want to read stuff, not change stuff.

Now I'm glad I did.

Comcast fixes broadband cables 'peppered' with holes after Oakland drive-by shooting

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Re: Similar here

Andy Capp'll be a-knockin' on your door for trying to pot his pet pigeon...

When forgetting to set a password for root is the least of your woes

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I used to ran the SysInternals BSOD screensaver - and got irritated by the number of people telling me my machine have crashed.

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autoexec.bat

once did change the line

prompt = $p$g to prompt $p>PORN (IIRC it was so long ago) as a joke

and ran like merry hell.

Nothing came of it. Sad panda.

BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves

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Re: Superb episode

I love a good punnery. And, herewith, let the puns roll.

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Excellent one - soon to become a good vintage as well

And now we wait in anticipation for the next episode to find out if Gary managed to pull it off...

...stay tuned to Channel BOFH, where the <KZERRRRRT>

Bouncing cheques or a bouncy landing? All in a day's work for the expert pilot

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VGA port = serial port

or the VGA socket was simply a fancier serial port

Waiting in anticipation for this one...

Robot vacuum cleaner employed by Brit budget hotel chain Travelodge flees

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Terminator

It was but a trial run to see how aware the human species are.

Next time we won't be so lucky, and will most probably face the Rise of the Machines.

Tesla driver charged with vehicular manslaughter after deadly Autopilot crash

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Another thing to remember is that the pilots and aeroplanes flies according to flight rules in order to make it safer.

We have traffic rules, but most people do not follow it, they make up their own rules as they go along their daily commute.

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Cannot recall where I've read this story, but still remember it.

Some guy buys a Winnebago with all the thrills and frills, and take it on a long road trip.

Of course the inevitable excursion from the highway happened.

He took the company to court and won.

His argument - He have engaged the autocruise, and went to the back to make coffee when the unwanted excursion occurred.

So the argument to rename any sort of cruise control/autocontrol/autopilot/autocruise thing to something less misleading still remain, and people will NOT read the manual, they will ASSUME that it does what it says.

To counter that sort of idiocy, you'll have to take a compulsory "introduction" class where they will explain the car's features (like autocruise, what it can do and cannot do) and at the end of that class, you sign a waiver agreeing that you will not sue the company for whatever reason should you have an accident and the car was on ~automation control~ and an accident happened and you was too engrossed in your fondleslab game.

Microsoft patches the patch that broke VPNs, Hyper-V, and left servers in boot loops

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Consistency is key to cuss-tomer satisfaction...

...the company's approach to testing has thus far remained reassuringly consistent.

I am thinking a bit ahead, and warned our TQM and Dev department - we may have to look at the feasibility of going 100% over to Linux for our products, as we can standardize on a specific Linux distro, and lock it down the way we want it...

...and only allow patches on a strictly controlled basis.

This update issue will cause some major grief sooner or later...

Heck, even NT4 with SP6 is looking better and better, we never had any issues with NT4SP6 back in the day... but that is our very, very very last resort.

Could BYOB (Bring Your Own Battery) offer a solution for charging electric vehicles? Microlino seems to think so

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If I was able to afford one and ship it to South Africa (RHD) I would do so...

...and making a plan with charging it. The model with the largest battery will allow me to shuttle for 4 days before charging, which suits me just fine.

Now... money's another issue... plus getting the required 'leccy.

Admins report Hyper-V and domain controller issues after first Patch Tuesday of 2022

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And this morning I've sent out an email detailing this incident, and impressed the need that we really look at switching away from Windows as this will be a risk we cannot ignore.

Imagine your production (critical) going poof after applying a not-so-kosher update... Been there, done that, don't want any repeats kthanxbai.

Or worse still ReFS showing raw, and somebody thinking a quickie format will resolve things... (one poster above commented that there isn't tools or recovery software available for ReFS, so what's the use of it then?)

Even more so if it is a remote server in a remote location, and somebody need to be sent out to do the gefingerpoken at the server in order to fix things... most of us most certainly do not need extra fun and games of this sort.

Software engineer jailed for 2 years after using RATs and crypters to steal underage victims' intimate pics

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Re: That Mugshot

Don't. Send. Nudes. To. Anyone. Ever.

Seconded. Once it is out there, it cannot be deleted, or wished away.

Best is just to forcefully terminate the connection, walk away and forget about it.

And have a qualified/knowledgeable person thoroughly sanitize the device, or toss and burn it, and be more careful next time.

Ceefax replica goes TITSUP* as folk pine for simpler times

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Here in South Africa we also had a similar system, but I cannot recall what it was called.

The SABC would display it in its glory after-hours.

I have to agree with other posters above - less cluttered, use little or no bandwidth. Unlike today's bandwidth-hogging websites who tend to fall over as soon as facebook.com throws a wobbly.

Perseverance on the rocks: Pebbles clog up the rover's Martian sample collection

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brooklax is the solution

apply liberally and stand far and away

Worst of CES Awards: The least private, least secure, least repairable, and least sustainable

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Smart tractors... just nopenopenopenopenope

if I get the chance, I'll rather buy a tractor from the 1980's era - without any fancy purdy electrickery stuff.

Because in the field it matters what you can and cannot fix.

Smart tractors breaking down in the field will cause a load of bulldust, but a dumb tractor breaking down is easy to fix.

And IoT tat - just avoid. Dumb lights, dumb alarm clocks etc all worked quite well, why would we need smarter tat now?

You've stolen the antiglare shield on that monitor you've fixed – they say the screen is completely unreadable now

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Re: Restaurant computers

Had a client in Centurion (Pretoria) once. Went into their kitchen to do some work, never went there to eat at them.

One of the perks of being in IT is (was) that you can see the state of a restaurant's kitchen etc.

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Smokers

After all these years I now get an unpleasant memory of the pong of smokers and their cancer sticks.

So glad I don't smoke.

Intel's mystery Linux muckabout is a dangerous ploy at a dangerous time

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I can see our resident BOFH having a go at this "feature" to throttle the Bossly Unit's computer/laptop to near-useless performance levels, then get The Bossly Unit to procure a new top-of-the-range PC/laptop, then unthrottle the original PC, clean it up, and pretend that the new PC/laptop have already been installed...

...while getting the new PC/laptop all set up in Mission Control without anyone being any wiser.

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Time to get out the snickerty snack vorpal sword then?

What if we said you could turn any disk into a multi-boot OS installer for free without touching a single config file?

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Thanks for this. Will try a trial run next year as the office is closing for the silly season soon, and the IT dept does not need any distractions at this stage.

Bloke breaking his back on 'commute' from bed to desk deemed a workplace accident

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"ablate"

Reminds me of those ablative suits in Schlock Mercenary.

What came first? The chicken, the egg, or the bodge to make everything work?

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bootstrapping any unknown process is always fun...

...when viewed from the safety of Another Place Far and Away...

BOFH: Time to put the Pretty Dumb F in PDF reader

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Fuck-fuck games at its finest.

For more stories of Fuck-fuck games, join us here : https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckeryUniveristy/

Quill users advised to export chat history before servers turned off for Twitter buyout

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Where do Twatter get the moniezzzz to buy out other companies?

China's Yutu rover spots 'mysterious hut' on far side of the Moon

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It's the BOFH's lunar base.

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Re: Lunar Hut

Imagine a monstrous HP box containing an itty-bitty screw for fastening some object to a motherboard...

Whatever happened to TSB?

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Whatever happened to TSB?

TSB's been awfully quiet for a long while now.

Anybody got any news on them? Have their service levels improved, or is it the same, the same?

ESA's Mars Express picks up plaintive bleeps of China's Zhurong rover, adding much-needed comms redundancy

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feh, can remember the joys of having a 16k dedicated line for company emails... *shudder*

It worked, but I had to use a firewall to throttle and block any web browsing and other things devouring bandwidth.

Samsung wheels out new silicon that turns cars into 5G-fuelled entertainment hubs

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Re: Firmware Updates

Same here. 20+ year old Corolla, still going well.

Electronics are nice, but I prefer the KISS principle.

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Re: Luxury...

Thanks for the laugh! :)

Microsoft: What's that? A patch for make-me-admin vuln? Sorry – can't hear you. Have a new jumper instead

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Battle cry from the OS wars : "Windows suuuuuuucks!"

Cisco tells UCS owners they may have a screw loose – in the server chassis

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Wonder who was the lucky bugger who had fun and joy at powering off his Cisco gear by accident...