* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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Europe's right-to-repair law asks hardware makers for fixes for up to 10 years

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>it only took three minutes to repair it, including the safety testing after the repair.

TuV have got a lot faster, they take months on our stuff.

Did that cover emc as well?

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>My wife is big on the right to bear arms - the little thing just loves being securely wrapped in their fluffy warmth

But soon they will be waking up from hibernation

B-List celebs including Lindsay Lohan fined after crypto shill probe

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Shouldn't this be the rule?

When being interviewed about their role in a movie actors should have to state that they are being paid to say how much they respect the director.

On the red carpet they should say they are wearing TKmax and that they're being paid to

Watchdog: Broadcom buy of VMware may be bad for competition

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Re: As if

How dare you sir !

I shall inform his majesty and he will most certainly send a gunboat to punish the foreigners for their impertinence

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$61 billion

Why don't they just buy the UK and not have to worry about it ?

Russian developers blocked from contributing to FOSS tools

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Re: FOSS neutrality?

So this is a big opportunity.

Companies receiving federal money shouldn't be using this open source cancer with it's Russian/Iranian/Cuban components.

They should be restricted to buying pure American software - like AWS / Azure / GoogleCloud

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Shouldn't we then go further and remove existing Russian contributions to open source projects?

We could also remove Russian inputs to vital military systems. Without the tyranny of the Tsiolkovsky equation our rockets will be much more capable.

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>It was not possible to remove every NSDAP voter.

There was also a need to rebuild a country and an army using people that had thrived under the previous regime and were devoutly anti-communist

Fortunately there was a thriving 'not a Nazi' rubber stamp system

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Re: Iraq (and Afghanistan)

Oil (and Opium) ?

Acer pedals into e-cycle market with AI and big data in its basket

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Re: Magic

But you can bet their '110km' figure is for riding around a velodrome with the tyres pumped up to 200psi

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Re: Why?

"AI" can mean anything from self-driving to a nonlinear term in the brushless DC motor driver

I suspect a lot closer to the 2nd

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Re: Magic

On a flat road the weight of the rider isn't necessarily a big factor.

At low speed it's rolling resistance of tires, at high speed its aerodynamic. Doesn't look like this would get into the aero regime

Putin to staffers: Throw out your iPhones, or 'give it to the kids'

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Re: but what about the shareholders?

>The UK no longer has a seat at that particular tables.

But the UK has coal reserves. Once Keir gets in the first priority of Labour will be to work together with the NUM to reopen t'pits.

Nvidia hooks TSMC, ASML, Synopsys on GPU accelerated lithography

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Re: Bugs

You're fine because the AI running the matrix wouldn't tell you

Ex-Meta security staffer accuses Greece of spying on her phone

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Re: After apparently wiretapping her mobile?

They installed a legitimate app that exploited a zero day exploit to install the spyware.

The same company has used zero day on Apple and Android to run the same software.

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Re: Predator spyware is illegal in Greece, and a government spokesperson denied the accusations.

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied

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Re: So.

A message from the government health ministry containing a link that installed government mandated vaccination app

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Re: Finger pointing

saw her name on a leaked list of spyware targets in the Greek news

Germany clocks that ripping out Huawei, ZTE network kit won't be cheap or easy

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Re: Needs A Re-write......

It also sets a legal precedent.

The USA can hardly complain about countries mandating home grown systems for security when it gas told them to ban certain makers based on nationality.

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Re: Needs A Re-write......

I recommend that the Germans invent their own encryption system and use it everywhere.

I also recommend that the Germans pay no attention to what a bunch of pipe smoking British chaps and are doing in their sheds

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Re: I'm getting confused ...

If the UK banned Huawei then only foreigners would have Huawei and there is no need to speak to foreigners.

Anyway many of them are incomprehensible, even when you speak slowly and loudly

BBC to staff: Uninstall TikTok from our corporate kit unless you can 'justify' having it

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Re: SOP

>Social media has never been part of an employees normal duties at the companies I've worked at/with either.

So you've not worked for a news organization?

The BBC are (nominally) a news organization

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Re: Adults Use TikTok?

Why would the BBC journalists need to see what the young people are doing on tiktok?

If the BBC needs to know something the government will give them a press release

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But if we criminalise cat videos only criminals will have cat videos

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Re: If they want to be consistent..

They can't ban Whatsapp - it's what the cabinet leaks on

AWS wants to cook its datacenter chips with vegetable oil

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>They will be used how often, exactly, in the lifespan of the data center?

More importantly, they are going to stand around unused for how long?

One thing lots of people found out about bio-diesel in Hurricane Sandy is that bio-diesel that sits around in a tank for years turns back into plants. It's green and certainly organic, but green and gunky and rather more organic than your fuel filters and pumps and injectors would like.

Now collapsed SVB's parent files for bankruptcy as Biden calls for stiffer penalties

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Re: Toilet rolls.

That would be very selfish.

Sell fish?

Reddit: everybody sell fish, fish is going to zero.

CNBC: in no news today international fish futures crashed.

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Re: too lazy to look

Yep wipe out businesses that deposited their money there, and have them miss payroll and go bust, and have their employees not make rent.

(Hope none of the biotechs that banked with them were about to cure cancer.)

Then next week every company banking with a regional bank pulls all their money out. So those banks call in all their loans. So every farmer, and every small business, across America is bankrupt by the weekend.

But fsck capitalism ! Except Wall St will make $$$ buying all those assets for pennies, and they can have their food imported.

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Will there be wailing and gnashing of teeth ?

Will the seas be as of blood?

Will the mountains crumble ?

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Re: too lazy to look

Their problem is that NOBODY borrowed money from them. Banks make money on loans and lose money on deposits.

All their customers deposited the $MM from VCs, those sat in the bank paying 0% interest. The bank needed to raise money to pay wages so bought long term US government bonds paying 1% - the safest thing you could possibly do

Then all their customers began taking money out of their accounts to pay their bills, and no new money came in

It might sound fun on the internet for the government to let them go bust. Keep the bonds they bought and make a profit - and destroy the USA's tech and biotech industry

Reg fashion: Here's what the well-dressed astronaut will wear on the Moon in 2025

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Re: NASA Marketing -- who knew?

Fortunately the USA does have a giant industry ready to produce logos on badges and t-shirts. Especially if they are just copied from star trek

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Nasa could just hire Geordie astronauts then just use Aussie football shirts (in black+whtite naturally)

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Re: NASA Marketing -- who knew?

They had delays on the suit because nobody thought about it until everything else on the rocket was almost ready, probably because giant rockets are for fun boys toys but clothes are for girls.

They then discovered that the USA doesn't have a giant domestic spacesuit industry ready to leap to the challenge (the Apollo suits were made by Playtex, of girdle fame) so the suit was delayed, fortunately the SLS was so delayed it questions our understanding of time and space.

So they are desperate to show 'progress' on the suit, even if it's just a mockup

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Re: Why?

"There is no dark side of the moon really; as a matter of fact it's all dark." "The only thing that makes it look alight is the sun."

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Re: Tight fit?

>The female version sports high heels, short shorts and deep plunging neckline.

Would this suit be allowed to launch from Florida for women astronauts?

Is women wearing trousers = drag ?

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Re: Tight fit?

>So the suit will fit, but the door might not?

Lunar mobility scooters

UNIX co-creator Ken Thompson is a… what user now?

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Re: Only slightly off-topic

>UNIX: A History and a Memoir (ISBN 978-1695978553)? It's an easy read with no shocking revelations,

UNIX: The secret history, unexpurgated edition, sold in a plain brown cover

UK.gov bans TikTok from its devices as a 'precaution' over spying fears

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Re: Wrong decision

Does it include not handing your phone over to muck-raking tabloid journalists ?

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Re: Wrong decision

>official advice on the use of WhatsApp by MPs etc?

If you're an MP who are you most concerned about getting hold of your secret messages ?

1, Your wife

2, The newspapers

3, The chief whip

4, GCHQ/MI5/CIA/MMB

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10, The People's Liberation Army

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Re: WhatsApp

Obviously there should be an official government app like Whatsapp

It will be delivered in 20years, cost a squillion quid, rely on a Motorola and BAe operated 4.5G network and not run on any commercial phone hardware

The ability to use vowels in messages will hopefully be available in version 2.0

Globalization is over, and it'll cost you, according to TSMC founder

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Re: De-globalisation not going far enough

Obviously you build the fab in N Dakota to take advantage of the local physicist population

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Re: De-globalisation not going far enough

>People's Front of North Yorkshire

There aren't any semiconductor Fabs (or Fettles) in N Yorkshire, the computers will be built of brass and run on steam.

The hoped-for breakthrough is an AI that count the sheep without going into sleep mode.

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De-globalisation not going far enough

We can't rely on new fabs in Arizona if they are going to join Confederacy 2.0, we need our own fabs in California

Brexit has shown that the Eu can't rely on fabs just in Germany

And fabs in Scotland and Wales are at risk from independence so I call on the government to fund fabs in Middlesborough separately from those in Newcastle

Microsoft dips Teams in the metaverse vat with avatars ahead

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Re: I want to make a teleprompter type set up ...

You can make your own 3D avatar and use it with any camera for any meeting

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Re: I want to make a teleprompter type set up ...

>Just to see if I can freak my colleagues out by staring directly into their eyes.

There's an nvidia thing that does that, it detects your face and redraws your eyes looking directly at the camera - and yes it is creepy as fsck

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Re: If I designed products this way, we'd go bust

>not some intern's project that by mistake got released to the world?

Because any intern you hire today has been using a computer daily for 10-15years

Whoever designed teams had a computer described to them by somebody who had only seen one in a 1950s SF movie

(I was going to list all the things wrong with it, but there isn't enough space in this margin)

China debuts bonkers hybrid electric trolley-truck

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Re: Does that thing really have the supply and the return both delivered by cables

There are insane Soviet 3phase electric trains from the 30s, before motor controllers were as advanced.

As you can imagine the overhead is a bit complicated

Biden wants to claw back, flog off 1.5GHz of spectrum

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Re: Paws off FM radio.

> Feed it a couple of AA batteries and it will work for ages

Another pawn in the pocket of big (small) battery getting-serious-about-crystal-radios

Here's a fun idea: Try to unlock and drive away in someone else's Tesla

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Re: Call me old fashioned, but

>I’d also like it to be _only_ my key which can open my car. Not someone else’s key

There are about 80Million cars made every year. That's quite a lot of active car locks to all require a unique key.

Even then there is LPL's "click on one, some resistance on two ....."

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