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US police have run nearly 1M Clearview AI searches, says founder

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Re: 99.6% accuracy sounds good

Unless you hold the case in certain rural states and the prosecution gets to reject jurors

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Re: 99.6% accuracy sounds good

Unless you have a jury that don't believes in no book-lerning and know that the police never lie (except for my g'damn speeding ticket) and have an innate ability to tell a criminal at first sight

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Re: 99.6% accuracy sounds good

The actual accuracy isn't as important as the claimed accuracy.

The point is to grab a 'person known to the police', confront them with a 99.9% match and suggest that the might like to confess to a minor charge, or you will go up against a jury with a guaranteed 99.6% guilty match by the computer.

Microsoft Defender shoots down legit URLs as malicious

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Re: Hmmmm??

No need to get paranoid, it's not like Microsoft would do anything nefarious like deliberately sending bad CSS to a competitors web browser

FTX cryptovillain Sam Bankman-Fried charged with bribing Chinese officials

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>Not a mere nuisance, and some people in Antifa and the CIA should do serious jail time for that crime.

Isn't stoking an insurrection and overthrowing democratic governments the CIA's job ?

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Re: He bribed the CCP?

>The villainous duo could share the same cell for the next 130 years.

That's initially going to be a bit unpleasant, Madoff died a couple of years ago.

Longer term it's a rather uneconomic use of a cell

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Re: He bribed the CCP?

If the CCP are the enemy and bribing people is bad = doesn't that make him the good guy?

EU mandated messaging platform love-in is easier said than done: Cambridge boffins

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Re: Just one back door required.

One back door would be a security risk

There are 27 Eu members, so 27 * Sum(police agencies,military intelligence agencies,civil intelligence agencies,government depts,quasi-government depts, federal/state/province agencies, archives, state broadcasters) + MMB

With so many secured agencies with secure access it must be really secure - it's like putting 10,000 locks on a door !

(Well more like putting a single lock on a door and having 10,000 different keys that open it, but the principle is very similar)

Europol warns ChatGPT already helping folks commit crimes

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Re: s/ChatGPT/Librarys/g

The butler never did it - that's the joke

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Re: ChatGPT forerunner

>a ChatGPT forerunner

There was one from Sheffield but it works on the same principle as the Yorkshire Intelligence Agency: Ear all, see all, say nowt;

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On the other hand you can txt Clash lyrics to your band mates and have Special Branch kicking your door in 5 mins later

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Re: s/ChatGPT/Librarys/g

Murder on the Orient Replacement Bus Service

If chatGPT is just regurgitating a corpus of public domain text, it's only going to be dangerous around butlers at country house weekends

Investment bank forecasts LLMs could put 300 million jobs at risk

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Research from global investment bank

Does that automatically mean it's wrong, or just self-serving ?

Moon's glass beads contain enough water to support a mission

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Re: A lot and just a little

So like Southern Water, except for the cleaning part ?

Boeing Starliner's 1st crewed trip to the ISS delayed again over battery overheating risk

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Re: Hold on a second

No they learned a lesson from the Challenger accident.

The issue of batteries will be mentioned in a PowerPoint slide but in a 3rd level sub-point that everyone ignores.

But the proceeded means that the ssue has been 'addressed'

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Re: Rather them than me

I think it's like a Poul Anderson novel, generations of astronauts live through this project until their distant descendants finally reach the launch

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Re: Current unanticipated costs total $883M

Aren't they due to re-enter the ISS soon?

If Boeing can stretch out the delays for long enough they will never have to fly and can probably score a big government payment for cancelling the contract

President Biden kind of mostly bans commercial spyware from US govt

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Re: So from now on

Netanyahu invades Iceland, claims they are God's frozen people

RIP Gordon Moore: Intel co-founder dies, aged 94

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Re: Has anyone ever wondered

>and I could eat garlic…

Remember when there were tomatoes in supermarkets?

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Re: I am not fan of corporate cultures...

>. I wish we had more scientists leading the corporations of today

Ironically AMD, currently eating Intel's lunch, has

So does TSMC who make all this possible

Even Nvidia's CEO is an engineer, if not on quite the same level as Drs Su or Moore

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Re: And I had just bought some more Xeons, too…

And the HP Laserjet is still running

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Re: And I had just bought some more Xeons, too…

We must have transitioned from MFM to ESDI at some point, there were definitely separate data / control cables but we had 330Mb cos we had to run Kodak (!) Unix on the 386, installed from boxes of 5.25 floppies

I remember in the mid 90s when external 1 Gb SCSI disks dropped to £1000, we got one for each Sun so that we would never have to worry about disk space ever again.

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Re: I am not fan of corporate cultures...

ps I'm not sure that Moore's law didn't actually stop at around 14nm designs for the original purely financial defn

Features have got smaller, and that's necessary for speed/size/power consumption, but I don't know if a 3nm fabbed device is cheaper/transistor than at 5nm

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Re: 1996-2023

Interesting how they were only thinking microprocessor = desktop CPU

Even in 96 the number of small embedded, 8051, ARM etc massively outnumbered x86 / Sparc / PowerPC

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Re: I am not fan of corporate cultures...

No it was an observation that the process cost of each wafer was proportional to the wafer area but the cost of going to smaller features was a one-off cost of a mask stepper (at least until we got into insanity-optics of EUV) and making a gate 30% smaller lets you fit twice as many parts in the same area.

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Re: And I had just bought some more Xeons, too…

>Hard drives for PC ATs in late 80's were confined to <500MB (ESDI) drives

Or full-height 330Mb MFM drives that needed their own controller card - and were 10x the 32Mb limit for DOS/Win3.1

BOFH: The Board members are looking very ill these days

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"Chair" is ablist unless you also specifically include wheelchairs

I think "facilitating coordinator" or "coordinating facilitator" but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of purely external affairs.

ps the "man" part in chairman is actually "main", French for hand and nothing to do with bloke-ness i.e. from the hand of the chair - cos the nobs were French when committees were invented

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>And really, what IS the assurance that none of the petroleum used in the vinyl came from animals?

But at least they were free-range dinosaurs

There's one sure winner in the AI explosion, say analysts: Dutch outfit ASML

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Re: Just sayin...

I was on an optics course at Imperial College in the 90s - with a lot of people from Zeiss

That course has since been shut down

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Re: Just sayin...

All our optical engineers are mainland Chinese

You know how schools cut back on STEM cos specialist teachers and labs were expensive ?

And the universities cut back on physics and chemistry cos specialist teachers and labs were expensive ?

And top physics dept stopped teaching classical optics in the 70/80s cos it was old and boring ?

And the few top optics research depts shut because all the students wanted to do cooler/better funded topics ?

Well this was also true everywhere outside china

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Re: Perhaps one should hold some ASML stock

I meant their customers had tiny margins. TSMC are a $$$$$ company but fabs don't have Apple 30% margins

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Re: Perhaps one should hold some ASML stock

Strangely not that profitable.

Yes they are a monopoly supplier of vital equipment, but to a tiny industry that has tiny margins and they themselves have to invest a fortune in R&D to just build what they already have

B-List celebs including Lindsay Lohan fined after crypto shill probe

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Re: Are people that desperate?

But you eat crisps cos an ex-footballer said so

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Re: Hope & Change

"Jazz musicians . . . of some notoriety my Lord"

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Re: Hope & Change

I used to respect Sun, nice workstations !

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Re: Shouldn't this be the rule?

But if they are on a movie review show on the non-commercial BBC then we must assume they are telling the truth about how great their upcoming movie is and have no financial interest

French parliament says oui to AI surveillance for 2024 Paris Olympics

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Re: The Olympics have always been a political joke and a waste of time

Except perhaps on the equestrian events.

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Re: The Olympics have always been a political joke and a waste of time

>IMO the IOC is the most corrupt institution on the planet.

FIFA, we're holding the next world cup at the bottom of the ocean following a very nice lunch with BP

Uncle Sam reveals it sent cyber-soldiers to Albania to hunt for Iranian threats

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Cyber-Force

Sounds way cooler than sending "voting advisers" and has the advantage that you can send them to countries that don't have votes.

Not sure about using article 5 against cyber attacks, I seem to remember Germany's leader was cyber attacked by a foreign superpower and their Eu trade negotiators were hacked by a foreign no-longer-super foreign power.

Turing Award goes to Robert Metcalfe, co-inventor of the Ethernet

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Re: Ethernet has stood the test of time

Ethernet was the cheapest to wire and cheapest to build cards for, and the protocol was free and easy

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>(54 byte packets, anybody?)

53 bytes (well 48byte packet and 5 byte header) cos even numbers are for squares.

It's perfectly sensible, the datacoms guys wanted larger 64byte for high speed efficiency and the telecoms guys wanted smaller 32byte for better latency - so they decided on a perfectly reasonable compromise of 48bytes. then they added a separate header so you wouldn't have to bother reading the packet to find out what to do with it. then the committee went for a series of long lunches

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Re: Drop out

Strictly speaking cat5 specifies the assembly, both the plug and cable and quality of the connection.

I've made a few custom long runs with genuine cat5 cable but crimped to a cat0.5 standard

We've got plenty of AI now but who asked for it? El Reg's vultures chime in

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So it created some unique citations and you dismissed its artistic endeavours ?

I suppose you would object to Michaelangelo's David on the grounds that the famous little stone wang didn't exist

If scammers use your AI code to rip off victims, the FTC may want a word

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Re: Section 230 Safe Harbor

But they have tracked down that Metcalfe chap who is the mastermind enabling all these online scams

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The primary or even sole purpose of some of these computer generated image "CGI" systems is to create fake stuff.

Ban Marvel movies now

Europe's right-to-repair law asks hardware makers for fixes for up to 10 years

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Re: 10 years is a bit long

Also means you have to keep plants and suppliers for 10years. So what happens if an environmental law bans a component or process or China closes a factory ?

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Re: What stunt will 'Elon the magnificent' play to get around this?

They also proposed a law for motorcycles that said no after-market parts or accessories - for safety

Not at all motivated by BMW

IT depts struggle with skills shortages despite Big Tech layoffs

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Re: LinkedIn

That's the wonder of the modern economy.

With only one actual job we have generated 100s of vacancies by simply spamming it to 100s of recruiting sites - think of the GDP !

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