* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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UK judge gives Google a choice: Either let SEO expert read your ranking algos or withdraw High Court evidence

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Re: The ranking algorithms should be disclosed full stop

Shouldn't be a problem, if every site discovers that putting their product name 137 times in the header pushes them up the Google rankings then overall nothing changes.

(at least for me, I use DDG and piHole and Brave and frankly more software to block ads than I use to do my work)

Boeing 787s must be turned off and on every 51 days to prevent 'misleading data' being shown to pilots

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Only in the parts where they moved production to Charleston S.C, the parts made by commie union labor in Washington are fine.

... checks... my BMW was made in the former east Germany, not in S. Carolina.... relieved.

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Re: A point of order seems to need clarifying.

Which is why you probably shouldn't fix this 'bug'

Simply require it to be powered down every 28days as part of the maintenance procedure.

I'm sure the engines need oil replacing every X 100 hours, nobody is demanding that the plane contains enough oil for a 50years service life.

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The avionics for the 787 were built by Rockwell Collins in Cedar Rapids, Iowa

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Re: Windows Server 2000

It was Windows95/98 and it took years in the wild before anybody noticed for that very reason.

“ - and this is the rock-solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxywide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws.”

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Re: Millisecond roll-over?

Exactly and yet internet experts will start blaming Boeing for improper testing when the real problem is the day being too long.

Zoom vows to spend next 90 days thinking hard about its security and privacy after rough week, meeting ID war-dialing tool emerges

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The famous story about the 'CUBA' mutual fund Thaler-the-cuba-fund

tldr: a USA fund with the ticker symbol CUBA (nothing to do with the island) doubled in value when Obama talked about easing sanctions. It stayed high as everybody laughed about the story and then went up again when Castro died !

BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer?

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Is there a capitalist version where the person with the most properties gets given a bailout when they run out?

NASA's classic worm logo returns for first all-American trip to ISS in years: Are you a meatball or a squiggly fan?

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Although being MB they would make you choose and pay for a colour, paint it that colour and then charge you again for sanding it back.

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Re: I worked for that outfit for 33 years

I worked with the ESA team that did the original european camera on Hubble

When it had its little optical problem there was an urgent push to release some pretty pictures to show it was still usable.

They press releases had both the Nasa logo and ESA logo. But printed the same width the square ESA logo looked bigger than the rectangular Nasa and so Nasa blocked the publication until they reached an agreement.

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Re: Everything old is new again

They had considered going back to the earlier logo used by von Braun

Australian digital-radio-for-railways Huawei project derailed by US trade sanctions against Chinese tech giant

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Re: Trade war

>SO NO !!!! The USA couldn't give a hoots toot about exports from Australia.

Rather my point old bean

But since exports to China have given Australia their miraculous 20 years without a recession economic record while close links to the USA merely gave them an opportunity to partake of Vietnam

They might have to decide which side of the prawn is on the barbie, or whatever they say down under

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Trade war

Looks like Oz has to choose whether to export its coal and gas to China or USA.

Of course next January it will be fully re-integrated into empire 2.0 so won't need to bother with foreigners

US prez Trump's administration reportedly nears new rules banning 'dual-use' tech sales to China

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>What happens if those dual use products also have a use in medical equipment, say ventilators

They get vastly cheaper. China now has an incentive to pour $Bn into developing it's own FPGA product lines which it can then sell for much less.

Zoom's end-to-end encryption isn't actually end-to-end at all. Good thing the PM isn't using it for Cabinet calls. Oh, for f...

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It's a hell of an advert for Zoom if even cabinet ministers managed to setup a multi-way video call without the help of experts.

"Zoom, the software so simple Chris Grayling can use it"

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Re: Bavaria

The advantage - if it was a particularly successful meeting them in the morning nobody can remember who you decided to invade, or where you got the traffic cone

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Re: Let's hope someone doesn't hack ...

You have to feel sorry for the FSB/CIA/MMB agents taking down the transcript

Comrade, I have hacked the zoom feed but they seem to have some secret code....

"Wiff-waff, crikey, bit of a sticky wicket as we used to say in big skool. Well my old motto, scribi bolloxi on omnibus"

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Re: leak from home

In the current lockdown you can't expect them to leave all the secret briefings in a wine bar or the back of a cab can you ?

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Re: Bavaria

That's why all political gatherings in Munich should be held face-face, in a beerhall.

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Re: To be clear ...

>"we do not sell your data", what should we infer ?

They license it, so their customers have to keep paying

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Re: We are all overlooking one important aspect

>Of course the Russians don't need to bug the Cabinet - they've bought them.

I hope they kept the receipt

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Re: Unprecedented stupidity

I wish I could believe it was being run by evil Machiavellian geniuses - but I suspect it's just idiots all the way down

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Re: Unprecedented stupidity

Starting to hope that Trump/Boris are actually just actors distracting attention from the lizard people really running things

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Re: NZ cabinet used it too

Thank G*D, imagine if the NSA got access to NZ secrets

You're not fooling anyone on that vid-conference call: Walmart says shirt sales soaring, pants not pulled up

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Re: You missed the real question....

> Wally-world have made the whole thing up as a viral marketing ploy, could it.

A new aspirational marketing campaign ?

Nothing says business success like owning a Walmart dress shirt

Internet use up 40 per cent in San Francisco Bay Area – but you know what’s even higher? Yep, alcohol, weed use

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Re: Is this any surprise?

In the USA the odds are that the suicide (+associated fentenol death) rate due to unemployment will be higher than the Covid death rate for a large part of society.

NASA mulls restoring Saturn V to service as SLS delays and costs mount

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>My sympathies go out to all the comedians out there, you are having tough times.

I don't know, Sacha Baron Cohen's 2 new characters are doing great on both sides of the Atlantic

Who's going to pay for Britain's Aunty Beeb to carry on? Broadband users, broadcaster suggests to government

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Re: Three problems I can think of

Why should somebody without kids be forced to pay for schools?

Why should somebody in London be forced to subsidise a ferry service in the Shetlands ?

Why should somebody who doesn't enjoy rough sex with sailors be forced to fund the navy or Prince Andrew ?

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Re: The British government is now consulting...

So long as it isn't politically motivated then.

Perhaps the Labour Party could suggest decriminalisation of bank robbery to address the over-financialisation of the UK economy

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Or a best of both worlds.

Keep the fee to pay for BBC news and make "celebrity strictly come dancing in the jungle on ice" a subscription.

Then the government would be assured there was fair and unbiased reporting of their triumphs, rather than having to rely on the dailyMail and Fox news, without the taint of popularism

Talk about ill-gotten gains: Coronavirus KOs Xerox's $30bn months-long hostile takeover bid of HP Inc

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Serious question (sorry)

Why does there need to be announcements of takeovers?

HP is traded on the market, Xerox can buy all the HP shares it wants at the 'true' price - but for rules stopping it.

The rules are in place to stop shady consortiums of buyers picking up a company without anyone knowing about it, but it's not clear who this rule benefits (except protecting large corporations)

The only legitimate objection would be monopolies concerns, but the 15% rule applies even when there is no competition question

Official: Office 365 Personal, Home axed next month... and replaced by Microsoft 365 cloud subscriptions

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Re: Office 2007 has been serving me well for over 10 years

But you will be missing out on all the amazing breakthroughs in document writing and column summing made in the last decade

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Embrace and Extend

.....The upper half of the sign that now protrudes translates in the local tongue as "Go stick your head in a pig," and is lit up only for special celebrations.

Relax, breaking a website's fine-print doesn't make you a criminal hacker, says judge in US cyber-law legal row

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Re: At last, some common sense

In the UK expect to go to jail for typing in the top-level name of the website

tsunami_hacker_convicted

UK Information Commissioner OKs use of phone data to track coronavirus spread

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Re: Color me confused

>At least it would remind him where his likely offspring were begat.

Prime minister we have implemented "contact tracing".

Cue PM jumping out of window

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Re: Color me confused

>where one usually spends the night (home)

Not if one is the prime minister

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Re: More Panic Buying

>As other posters have pointed out, a mobile 'phone's location can be triangulated from nearby cell masts.

Yes and all they can track is the phone number of a bought-for-cash PAYG sim

With a smart phone they (goverment/online ad agency) can tie that phone to your facebook profile, everyone you have ever received and email from and every website you ever visited.

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Re: Bugger

>We're not going to go and cut paste measures from other places, which have completely different societies.”

Not even the laws of mathematics

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, health secretary Matt Hancock both test positive for COVID-19 coronavirus

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Re: Lets hope

>HM the Q can right the Ship of State and Restore Britannia To Glory.

The way it's going, any surviving members of Queen could do a better job than the tories

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Re: Ventilators...

>He would rather be in charge of labour and them never be in government

Isn't that true of all labour leaders ?

(Except Blair, who was really a tory leader who stood in the wrong queue at the freshers fair)

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Re: Lets hope

>I hope he's OK, because if he isn't we'll end up with Dominic fucking Raab running the show.

Dominic Raab / Chris Grayling - dream team

(at least if you eat too much cheese before bed)

Yeah, that Zoom app you're trusting with work chatter? It lives with 'vampires feeding on the blood of human data'

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Re: Back to GTM and Skype then!

The nice thing about Microsoft knowing all your intimate data is that they will just use it to market using Windows to you.

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Re: Ban hammer has begun

Look at you with your fancy "able to choose the best software for the job" superpowers

We aren't allowed VPNs because of "security".

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Ban hammer has begun

Memo just came down not to discuss any sensitive information on any sharing platform teams/whatsapp/yammer/etc

Not clear exactly how to work from home without sharing anything

Followed by a highly confidential all-hands meeting about Q1 financials on webex

Hailing frequencies open, sir... America's Space Force hurls its first military comms satellite into Earth's orbit

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Re: First Learn to Walk and Talk Tall Tales that Effectually Run and Infect and Affect All Systems*

Sir we heard the Russians/Chinese/Belgians have got amanfromMars2

We can't let a amanfromMars gap develop !

Internet samurai says he'll sell 14,700,000 IPv4 addresses worth $300m-plus, plow it all into Asia-Pacific connectivity

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Re: Translation

"Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free" .....

"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."

Samsung says it has the future of DRAM sorted after success with new EUV process

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Hand crafted artianal ram with capacity measured properly in gross of dozen bit bytes

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Doing smaller features with smaller light is simpler once you make the machine work.

Doing smaller features with bigger light (current process) involves all sorts of dark-arts trickery that will always be expensive

NASA to launch 247 petabytes of data into AWS – but forgot about eye-watering cloudy egress costs before lift-off

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Re: At that scale

Ah, I see you have the machine that goes 'ping!'.

This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

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