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US Air Force wants to see some atomic motors for future spacecraft

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Re: WHAT GOES UP...

The new spicy-rocks are pretty safe, they are likely to be moderately enriched so not really an issue (don't use for piercings) if they blow-up on the way up.

It's only once they've been used for a few years do they get that interesting aged flavour that you really don't want to get on you.

So you really need a good deorbit (or ideally a don't deorbit) plan beyond - "aim for the Pacifc and hope"

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Re: What could go wrong...

Still leave a bruise though, if it lands on you.

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Re: 1st law of thermodynamics

>Just look at what the JWST has to do to keep the telescope cool,

Although JWST is trying to keep the telescope at 30-50K

This just has to keep the cold side of the engine colder than the hot side of the engine - although the bigger the delta-T the more efficient it is.

>even though it's in Earth's shadow,

L2 isn't in Earth's shadow. It needs to be in sunlight, otherwise its solar panels wouldn't work.

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Re: Put your money where...

Hate to think what Barnsley council are going to pay to cleanup 250 years of coal mining

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Re: Quantum slipstream

>Oh, and don't talk to me about damn tin quantum whiskers.

They what you get on Schrodinger's cat ?

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Re: 1st law of thermodynamics

It's cold outside and there's no kind of atmosphere

... and incidentally, no one can hear you scream

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Use Canadian Uranium. Worst case, it's recycling and you have returned it to the original manufacturer so you're covered for WEEE

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Re: Actually the programme is being held back by....

Even a 3 letter acronym is 26**3 = 17,500 possible acronyms and you have to form a committee to study each of them - what's the public feedback, how will the kerning work on a T-Shirt, is it already used by a secret 3 letter agency?

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Re: Quantum slipstream

>"dark matter flux".

You need it to make a good connection when soldering the Flux Capacitor.

Especially if you're using lead-free dark matter

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Re: Quantum slipstream

>You need unobtainium. I don’t have several pounds of the stuff.

It's always out of stock. I assume it's used in the Raspberry Pi

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What's a generator's generating capacity measured in ?

Want a Cybertruck? You're stuck with it for a year, says Tesla

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> He doesn't want "scalpers" selling them on at inflated prices and "stealing his profits" LOL

Hence the monthly subscription for the "steering" option

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Better than paying $350M for a dead-dinosaur fire = US I-95 collapse

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Re: What about the free market?

You generally can't agree to illegal conditions.

Otherwise my African-American-As-A-Service business wouldn't have faced all those regulatory issues

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>And it'll never sell in Europe because it can't pass EuroNCAP tests.

That only applies to cars, legally this is an iPhone accessory (*).

Memo: hey boss that isn't going to work unless we charge with USB-C and offer user-replaceable batteries

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Re: What about the free market?

If only there was some sort of public court that could first decide sale doctrine like this

Don't worry about those new export rules, China – Nvidia's already got more sanctions-compliant GPUs for ya

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Re: Old Dog could have told you!

Honda introduce the CBR-598 Fireblade

Process continues until all Japanese motorbikes are 0cc, use 0 fuel, but somehow still do 200mph

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Re: Economy 101

Bigger problem is getting NVidia to accept your newly printed money at face value.

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>they should be rightly terrified that China could easily subsidise the production and sale of large volumes of cards - if they are competitive on performance.

Searches Alibaba for 3nm mask steppers and EUV light sources

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Re: Duck, Dodge, Weave, and Evade

Always happens.

In the 80s the US banned the import of Japanese LCDs, because US manufacture of LCDs was vital for national security, so Toshiba were forced to develop and import laptops.

To protect Detroit the USA and Japan agreed to limited the number, but not value, of Japanese car imports. The USA knew the Japanese could never build expensive luxury cars like Cadillac, Toyota launched Lexus and catapulted itself to the biggest more profitable car maker for decades.

Datacenter would spoil beautiful view ... of former industrial waste dump

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Re: SAZ (Slough Availability Zone) - really ?

>Northfield in Birmingham.

Doesn't really work, BAZ needs to be in east London

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Re: need for 1,730 MW of additional data centre capacity within the SAZ (Slough Availability Zone)

But to think that adding an I was suddenly going to make it LA or SF speaks of a PR muppet doing too much 'invigorating morning powder'

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Re: need for 1,730 MW of additional data centre capacity within the SAZ (Slough Availability Zone)

Friend of a friend was responsible for promoting IMK (International Milton Keynes) as a Global City on a world stage - from a spare room in Buckinghamshire

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Re: England's planning system is a mess

Simply extend the Northern Line to Berwick

Then everyone becomes North London elites - levelling up the north and increasing house prices in Middlesborough to the levels of Hampstead

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SAZ (Slough Availability Zone) - really ?

What about adding DMZ - Doncaster Metropolitan Zone

(Or Doncaster Meth Zone)

Strangely enough, no one wants to buy a ransomware group that has cops' attention

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Of course that's exactly the sort of statement you would make if the leader of the group was actually a teenage girl trying to put the authorities off her trail !

Space Force turns to Falcon Heavy for spaceplane's seventh mission

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Aliens

They are planning to crash it on an alien planet to create a bunch of conspiracy theories there

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Re: Space Force?

And of course get to spend $MMM on new uniforms and badges

What I really wanted to see was a bunch of network operators in Colorado all wearing silver Lycra suits alongside their 'stolen form StarTrek' unit patches

What was even more stupid was they got camouflage uniforms, with their own unique pixelated camouflage pattern. So you are in an office building in Colorado motioning GPS satellites why do you need camoflage? and what kind of pattern would best blend into your environment of beige computers and office cubicles?

Cruise patches robo-taxi software to not drag humans across the road anymore

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Re: Found the issue boss!

>the $15.99 upgrade required to recognise that cyclists aren't either middle-of-the-carriageway trees

Sorry, why am I paying extra to identify cyclists?

Shouldn't you be selling subscriptions to cyclists to not be hit by robo-cars?

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Root cause analysis

The root cause of the problem was the other human driven car that knocked the pedestrian down

The obvious mitigation would be for the robo-taxi to be able to intervene and stop the human driven car before this happened

Since this is America, the only acceptable solution involves guns, so equipping all robo-taxis with automatic gun turrets is the way forward.

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Re: Not happening in your lifetime

Lorry drivers do it with cyclists and bikers all the time, especially in London

It's perfectly legal for cars to harvest your texts, call logs

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Re: Ahh Lucas,... the prince of Darkness

You drove an MGB in Australia and survived?

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Re: It may be legal in the USA, but

But Chrysler is now owned by FIAT (or they are both owned by a typo) so you are relying on exquisite Italian automotive electronics

Are Lucas still around ?

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Re: It may be legal in the USA, but

The USA banned Huawei from its phone network cos it could be spying on them for evil foreign powers

Shouldn't it now ban foreign cars, and cars made in America by foreign companies. Similarly the Eu would have to ban foreign owned car companies

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Re: I can see two cases here

I don't take my PC into Bestbuy every 4000mi to have the fonts changed and have the blue-shirts download a copy of my 'personal art collection'

Arm flexes financial muscles post-IPO, but shares get a reality check

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Re: What drove revenue growth?

Even worse, ARM isn't really public - SoftBank only floated 10% of the company

So ARM's shareprice is now the only public information to value the whole of softbank, who just happened to lose umpty-bazilion-squillion $ when WeWork tanked. That's why ARM was priced low, to give a good news "ARM shares up a gazillion %" at the IPO.

So expect a lot of pressure on ARM to keep the price rising to keep SoftBank's image afloat

FTC interrupts Copyright Office probe to flip out over potential AI fraud, abuse

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How much AI is allowed ?

If an iPhone uses "AI" to sharpen an image or adjust color balance or accidentally give all Asian actors blue eyes - is the image now "AI generated" and not copyrightable ? Because pretty much all high-end cameras are applying some sort of model-derived processing algorithms.

Even if you shoot raw format on a movie grade camera, we use NVidia's "AI" up-sampling algorithms in some of our processing systems and Holywood would be very unhappy to discover that their latest blockbuster is now public domain.

European Space Agency grits teeth, preps contracts for SpaceX Galileo launch

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Re: Stupid idea

Of course the A380 is non-migratory

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Re: Stupid idea

Couldn't two 747s carry it on a line ?

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Re: who would very much prefer their payloads to be launched on European rockets.

ESA don't build or operate Ariane, they are just a customer, they also don't have a budget like NASA to subsidise ArianeSpace

Wanted: Driver for rocket-powered Bloodhound Land Speed Record car

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Re: Wouldnlt be too much of a problem.

Twas more a comment on the ridiculous 'must have N years experience of Windows 11' type job ads

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Re: Dumb Project

This is hardy a car.

Anyway I would have no problem with removing the wheels from Northern Line trains and adding rockets.

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But much of this money would be wasted paying British workers and buying specilaist components form British companies

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New graduate wanted for new rocket car driving job

Must have 5 years experience of driving at 750MPH

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Re: Dumb Project

World record for a train is 6500 MPH - this is just the replacement bus service

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Re: "The project has moved in stops and starts"

The secret is: start-stop, turn round, start-stop

Samsung family sells $2B worth of shares to pay inheritance tax bill

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The only real argument against inheritance tax is it hurts family owned business.

If Jones+Son, a small precision engineering company is family owned and Jones dies, 'Son' has to sell 50% of the company to a rapacious capitalist Private Equity Firm and the company is soon destroyed when they do the normal PE stuff. The alternative is to float Jones+Son so you can sell individual shares, or borrow against them - but then you are paying $$$/year in accounting costs just to be listed for no real benefit.

For rich companies you just form a "charity" with the family being on the board and collecting a "salary", so IKEA and Rolex are charities and never pay any tax.

UK may demand tech world tell it about upcoming security features

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Re: Won't work.

And most of that was fake.

A few Bn euro of collateralised-inter-bank-hydrogenated-low-carb-gluten-free contracts go into a London bank at 5:00pm and out again at 8:00am every night somehow counts toward the GDP and means an ex-steel worker in Sunderland is richer

Bing Chat so hungry for GPUs, Microsoft will rent them from Oracle

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But the GPU that you can't afford and get stock of, is now so much more powerful because of this

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