* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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NASA’s getting really good at this flying a helicopter on Mars thing

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Re: secondary use

It's why need astronaut cats which will sweep the dust, and any delicate instruments, off the rover.

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Re: First step towards human colonisation

>The only useful pizza delivery system is pair of hands

The only useful pizza delivery system is the Deliverator.

The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. .... The Deliverator's car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs.

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Re: Where's the phone app

It;s the comcast long distance charges that really kill you.

the very-very small print, limits your included 4G data to Earth

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Re: Coming to the 'net soon

They used the Nasa time machine from 2165

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Re: First step towards human colonisation

It's an American mission, all their technology is aimed at high speed pizza delivery.

Dam it: Beaver ate our internet, says tiny Canadian town of Tumbler Ridge

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Re: Only one feed into the town?

There is probably only one road into this town. You could run multiple lines along the same roadside but they will all get taken out by a single landslide, river, flood, ice thaw-freeze

Computer security world in mourning over death of Dan Kaminsky, aged 42

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Just a note: The story doesn't mention, he died from complications of diabetes

All the tweets were "we are not talking about the cause of death to respect the family" which led to a lot of unfortunate speculation about suicide and then a rash of covid-vax conspiracy.

As Linux 5.12 released, Linus Torvalds warns next version will probably be rather large

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Re: Is it still not finished?

Unix ran perfectly well on the PDP-11 ...

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Re: Nothing to see

>Today's kernel devs seem to be more inclined

That's the thing with open source, the only way to get stuff you want into the kernel is to become a shareholder

Apple faces another suit over its allegedly misleading water resistance claims

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It's only approved for submersion in Apple Water (tm).

Which costs $1000 /litre

Does the boss want those 2 hours of your free time back? A study says fighting through crowds to office each day hurts productivity

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Get a mountain bike and ride over the top those shiny metal humps installed in the no-parking/bus/cycle lane.

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Re: Covid 19 and hot desks

> is how are they going to CV19 clean each desk so its safe for a different person ?

BOFH solution = flamethrower. Why do you think it's called 'hot' desking ?

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Re: "Maybe a handful of people can work remotely"

We had to go back into the office when the corporate sysadmins discovered the trick we were using to work from home on our non-approved Linux machines hooked into the corporate network with an unofficial VPN.

Since the official VPN uses RSA keys which are only approved on corporate laptops which are only issued to approved salespeople who are the only ones approved to be working outside the office.

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Why were the sheep trying to sabotage the line ?

Is there some sort of Harrow liberation front ?

Are they deploying SOE (Special Ovine Executive) agents to attack the occupying forces ?

Ethics isn't a county east of London, but it's the only way to look at security

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Re: GoDaddy did what?

I know our internal corporate security messages aren't phishing tests when they are written in meaningless corporate euro-English, contain a bit.ly link to the training materials and the actual site is called something like sapintegrationsuccessdynamics.eu

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Re: As someone who has to make those decisions

>someone sued the company as a result of the actions I was told to perform.

If the fine was less than the financial benefit from the actions then you failed in your duty to the shareholders

GCHQ boss warns China can rewrite 'the global operating system' in its own authoritarian image

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Re: Russia is affecting the weather

Yes but their solution is to attack Belgium

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Re: Who are they addressing?

>You might care to tell that to the Uighur population

But that's not a threat to me.

ISIS are definitely naughtier than my local police dept. But they aren't able to behead me at a traffic stop

Banks across America test facial recognition cameras 'to spy on staff, customers'

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Re: Tablet?

>Is this a late April fool? REALLY 2.6 trillion transistors??? And a die the size of a tablet???

And it gives out 20KW of heat.

Assuming it's water cooled that means that finally the colonials have an efficient device for making tea.

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Re: Banks across America test facial recognition cameras

Homeless aren't people.

The same law that made corporations people for political funding made people who earn less than 100K not people

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Re: Communist Party of America

Without the public transport, ballet and shiny biceps presumably

Ah, you know what? Keep your crappy space station, we're gonna try to make our own, Russia tells world

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Re: It does have a finite life

Location Location Location

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Re: Hmmmm ..... It is somewhat mysterious indeed whenever help surely be so close to hand

>Has anyone worked out how Russia has still not collapsed?

>A tiny uncompetitive economy supporting superpower ambitions and a kleptocracy that makes the end of the Roman Empire look like an amateur dramatics production.

How very different, from the home life of our own dear Queen!

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Re: It does have a finite life

>they could also build it in an orbit more convenient to our launch facilities.

Closer to Florida ? No thanks

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Re: It does have a finite life

>The point of a lunar outpost .... is to iron out any kinks in technologies and procedures

So there will be no flags, no square-jawed ex-test pilots, no token female / POC crew members, no Whitehouse lawn press conference?

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Re: Vanity projects..

>It's an expensive experiment with very small returns.

I thought it was a way of funding Boeing during the arms cuts at the end of the cold war and a way of keeping Soviet rocket scientists employed so they didn't all move to the middle east and begin design rockets there.

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Re: Unmanned space station == satellite?

It's roughly exponential with latitude (strictly magnetic latitude) with around a factor of 10x from equator to 45deg probably doubling by 60deg. It can also get several times higher in 'interesting' Solar cycles

39 Post Office convictions quashed after Fujitsu evidence about Horizon IT platform called into question

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Re: Lock up

>Then the PO will put out a statement about lessons will be learned

Although they will send it 2nd class and lose it

Greener Windows? Microsoft previews EcoQoS and Task Manager Eco Mode for would-be power-sipping devs

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Alternately

Do you know you can create multiple recycle bin icons with different names.

You can then tell your users that they have to 'recycle' text documents and colour pictures in separate bins because of new Eu / EPA regulations.

Then see who laughs ....

Adobe co-founder and PostScript co-creator Charles Geschke dies, aged 81

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Re: "Xerox didn't share their excitement about the project"

To be fair, it's a badge of honour on el'reg

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Re: "Xerox didn't share their excitement about the project"

Woosh......

MI5 wants to shed its cocktail-guzzling posho image – so it's opened an Instagram account

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Re: martini-drinking stereotypes

>The 'hostile countries' were more likely than not, using LinkedIn as a filter,

I wonder if that's becoming an issue?

Special branch / MI5 / MMB want a 20-something agent to infiltrate a protest / local union / black family whose kid got killed by police.

They need a Facebook / Blog / Instagram / Twitter account with posts going back 10years, so unless you have the ability to order Facebook / Twitter / Myspace / Archive.org etc to fake the background it's going to look a bit suspicous if Mr J Smith who suddenly turns up at your BLM protest with very short hair and cop shoes and has no online presence whatsoever

Foxconn's showcase Wisconsin LCD factory becomes aspirational 'manufacturing ecosystem'

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Re: $1.50/Hour

Sorry, misunderstood. These deals for factories/stadiums are always we are bringing $Bn into the 'local economy' - where you're paying the $bn from local taxes

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Re: $1.50/Hour

Except you are only getting back a small % of that as tax.

If the plan was for the state to entirely cover Foxconn's salary bill for 10years why not just pay the same people to work for the state and build infrastructure, or pick up litter, rather than make cheap TVs?

Or is that communism?

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Re: Tell us it is not abused so ..... and be absolutely amazed whenever it both is and isn't.

Everybody won

The local politicians got votes for bringing in jobs and investment and then got more votes for saving the tax-payer $$$ even if they didn't get to cut a ribbon

President got votes for bringing jobs back from China and got to dig a nice hole with a silver shovel.

Foxconn got to head off any presidential anti-chinese sanctions.

Whoever sold the land and did the construction made $$$$

The only losers were the tax-payers who paid for all this, but they saved $2.7bn !

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Re: The whole thing

And they had to abandon this project to free the $2.77Bn to 'invest' in new TSMC and Intel fabs in Wisconsin - which will bring millions of jobs

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Re: Stop paying bribes to corporations

But $POLITICIAN brought a $2.77Bn investment in Wisconsin and thousands of jobs.

Vote $POLITICIAN now or you are killing these millions of jobs

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save #Wisconsin #taxpayers more than $2.77 BILLION

By not paying for something that was never going to happen?

I saved my parish council $3 BILLION by not building our own space port, we also massively cut carbon emissions by reducing future rocket launches by 100%

Sucks to be you, any aliens living anywhere near Proxima Centauri's record-smashing solar flare

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No this is even worse than Australia

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Re: Proxima Centauri is a glimpse of our own future

> amoebas don't have tentacles, they have pseudopods.

That's just your opinion, they think we have pseudotentacles

China has a satellite with an arm – and America worries it could be used to snatch other spacecraft

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Re: Oh sure

>But how do you know about any ground-based anti-satellite weaponry

Because they stole the plans for ours

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Re: A satellite junk collector ...

>Did I miss the Americans starting testing again?

They do it in Detroit now so nobody notices and nobody cares

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Re: Low earth orbits will be unusable ...

Barometric pressure switch, 100g of C4 and 200g of ball bearings.

That's why the USAF dropped out of the shuttle program - after ruining it with their requirements.

It would almost be worth launching worthless 'secret' satellites just to have the other side waste time and resources capturing them - especially if each capture resulted in the loss of an expensive capture vehicle.

The opposition could hardly complain that your satellite was booby-trapped and destroyed their spy mission trying to steal it.

Lego's Space Shuttle Discovery: No trouble with Hubble, but the stickers will drive a grown man to insanity

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Re: "The Register asked Lego to comment"

British customer service = we can't let you have the spare part because then we wouldn't have any left

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Re: Welcome back

Back in my day when Abba roamed the Earth and Lego was for children - they didn't make olive green bricks. The reason was allegedly not to have children make army stuff - because Lego was all Scandinavian and hippy

We need to talk about criminal adversaries who want you to eat undercooked onion rings

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Re: Flame bait

>Chip pan fires used to be enough of a thing in the UK that we had Public Information Films

Chip pan fires used to be enough of a thing until we got oven chips.

Only true connoisseurs of the deep fried vegetable still used chip pans after McCain's breakthrough

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Re: Why?

Because otherwise it couldn't connect to Alexa

Won't somebody please think of the children!!! UK to mount fresh assault on end-to-end encryption in Facebook

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>Nod to "Yes, Minister" in order methinks.

The idea of a competent, professional civil service who secretly run everything and foil all the politician's plans suddenly seem like some sort of idyllic nirvana

God bless this mess: Study says UK's Christian beliefs had 'important' role in Brexit

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Re: Sad...

>As someone with a strong faith in Jesus,

>Get angry at injustice. / Look after the weakest members of society. / Seek peace, not division.

That's 'Classic Jesus' not 'Republican Jesus'

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