* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

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FCC gives SpaceX the go-ahead to drop Starlink satellite orbits by 500 kilometres or so

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Re: Arrogant?

>Space and orbits are an international resource.

The galactic council disagrees

>How does the FCC have the authority to allow these 500 km lower

They don't. they just have the ability to pull Starlink's license to sell internet services to US customers. Which means that Starlink has to do what they say if they want to make money.

Azerbaijan's telecom regulator could refuse permission and threaten Starlink's ability to sell services in their country - and Starlink will ignore them.

>Peak speed doesn't make it broadband.

Actually message bandwidth greater than coherence bandwidth makes it broadband.

Starlink does 300mbs, that's faster than I get with my single monopoly supplier of cable 'broadband' at home

>What's the operational life?

Quite small, < 5years. Short life means you can use cheaper platforms, don't need radiation hard space grade components and can replace them as hw gets cheaper and better. The only reason for very long life of conventional comms satellites was the huge launch costs, which SpaceX has a handle on.

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Simple solution

Cash on delivery, first one to put a lunar lander on the moon gets paid

Ransomware crooks who broke into Merseyrail used director's email address to brag about it – report

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This does not affect the operation of our services,

To be fair, the explosion of a thermonuclear device wouldn't affect the operation of the services of many rail franchises

A trip to the dole queue: CEO of $2bn Bay Area tech biz says he was fired for taking LSD before company meeting

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Re: Silly Con Valley tried this "microdosing" thing back in the '80s.

Hollywood and Wall St tried the cocaine megadosing thing in the 80s and that was awesome.

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Re: Acid - don't do it...

You want to downplay the dangers of Equasy ?

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Re: Acid - don't do it...

That's not true - even thinking about drugs will immediately kill you.

I know because I went to school in the 80s and the Thatcher/Reagan governments would never lie

Brit MPs and campaigners come together to oppose COVID status certificates as 'divisive and discriminatory'

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Re: Brit MPs ?

It's our fault for allowing them to continue to speak English.

It was supposed to allow them access to civilizing culture, but it does mean that people can (mostly) understand what they are saying.

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Re: WTF ?

A, the test is expensive and involves you going to a hospital

B, the test might come back positive but you really want to go to visit your grandkids / cousins wedding / Disneyland

C, you are used to a society where it's standard to just fake any type of licence / permit because interactions with government officials are 'transactional''

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Re: Brit MPs ?

Personally I don't need to get a vaccine shot.

If everyone else has the vaccine then nobody can give it to me and I'm safe.

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Re: Not "divisive and discriminatory", but essential

Ironically if they lived in that area in the 80s somebody would have checked that they didn't belong to CND or vote for the wrong party

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Re: WTF ?

No but will avoid going round to the local Staples and making a photocopy of someone's certificate

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Brit MPs ?

I can see how an app may be necessary in Scotland and Wales

But surely an Englishman's word is sacred and so all they have to do is announce that they are free from any viral impurities and that should be sufficient

Next the bureaucrats will be demanding I carry some proof that I can drive or fly a plane

State of Maine lays off 15 independent consultants on $13k a month amid efforts to implement troubled Workday system

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Re: Being paid to do nothing is not unusual for independent consultants

I remember being grilled once at the USA entering on an visa wiaver.

Reason for visit?

"Meetings"

Are you sure you aren't going to be doing any work?

"I'll be sitting in front of Powerpoints for a week while they explain a series of corporate reorganisations that have absolutely no effect on me. I promise you no work will ever be done"

Welcome to the USA !

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Re: We released 15 independent contractors.

You need to do it in a Mr Burns voice: "Smithers, Release the consultants"

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Re: Being paid to do nothing is not unusual for independent consultants

You don't think the Inland Revenue would regard 'being paid to sit around and do nothing' as prima-face evidence that you were a regular employee ?

First Coinbase, now Basecamp: Should workplaces ban political talk on internal corporate platforms?

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Re: So what?

Typical Judean People's Front supporter

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Re: Pub rules

Pubs in the Vatican can get really rowdy

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Sportswear bans in Scotland

Apparently there is some minor theological disagreement which is evidenced by the local association football teams

I am informed it leads to some less than good-humoured rivalry

UK's Competition and Markets Authority sticks probe in SK Hynix's $9bn proposed buy of Intel's NAND and SSD units

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Re: Does anyone care ?

The Koreans and Americans wouldn't dare risk the displeasure of Global Britain

Beijing offers tax credits to patent-packing, R&Ding chip outfits great and very small

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Re: Typical commie behaviour

>September 2020 executive order that was accompanied by a government announcement of $25Bn in subsidies

But that will be used properly, for share buybacks and executive bonuses, introducing the sordid topic of money into R&D is unAmerican

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Typical commie behaviour

Tax credits for Scientific Research and Experimental Development - bunch of communists

Dam it: Beaver ate our internet, says tiny Canadian town of Tumbler Ridge

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Re: "uniquely Canadian"? Hardly.

>and they will happily renounce their Canadian citizenship

But have you tried taking their hockey sticks away?

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Re: "uniquely Canadian"? Hardly.

They may have been Canadian weaponised beavers, along with Canada geese taking out US airliners it's two parts of the Canadian invasion force

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> Everything in Canada is Maple Syrup flavoured. Even the beavers.

Only in Quebec

Traffic lights, who needs 'em? Lucky Kentucky residents up in arms over first roundabout

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Re: Er ...

They can't invade Réunion, it has a letter you can't do on a US keyboard

If you want to be invaded democratized, you have to rename yourself to something, short, easy to pronounce and enterable on an ASCII keypad

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Re: Yankees and roundabouts

On behalf of HMG may I apologise.

It's normal policy when abandoning a colony granting independence, to split it into two states, preferably on religous or ethnic lines. This then allows the two halves to wage war on each other and leave the rest of the world in peace.

Due to an administrative oversite and a lack of French cooperation, the USA was forced to implement this plan informally themselves - and naturally made a mess of it.

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Re: Boston?

Perhaps this was necessary to reduce the number of casual visitors to the Garden State ?

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Re: Boston MA Roundabout rules

Here the rule at 4way stop is: Range Rover driver with the most bling sunglasses goes first

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Expecting people to read signs?

This is rural America, reading is for nerds/democrats/liberals/

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Re: Do what did you expect?

I blame Apple. Kids today don't know which way is clockwise.

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Re: Signs ...

At least the UK has one agency planning the stuff.

Here the motorways are federal, so there are no signs to the motorway on the surface streets because that's not their jurisdiction. The motorway numbers 'junctions' but in the city a junction can be every block, junction numbers get skipped so J32 can be immediately after J20 or you can have J20a,b,c,d,e because some suburb was built.

The local signs are the city responsibility, but the city can change every few miles, the same road can change name. There is no standard road numbering outside motorways.

Then in the city there is the same road east/west or north/south with the same building numbers.

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Re: Yankees and roundabouts

Enhanced business opportunity.

Wonder what happens to accident rate when the ambulance company wins the contract for road signage?

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Re: Invasion of the roundabouts, thank Gawd

The problem isn't the 4way stop - it's the alternate 2way stops.

So at every junction one set of roads is a stop but the other might be (4way) or not (2way) so you are never entirely sure if the other car is going to stop - unless you can see the back of an octagonal sign on their lane.

That's multiplied by the probability that the other car will stop even if they have a stop sign of course.

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Re: Check out Freakonomics episode 454

> there's a fair bit of science supporting them as a good traffic management measure.

That's the problem. We don't your science - 4 way stops are in the Bible and the Constitution so that's all that matters

China claims it has stolen a march on 6G with colossal patent portfolio

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Re: Face it, we're lagging

But they can't possibly have invented 6G ahead of us.

How many really first class MBA / PPE graduates do they have running their industry?

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Re: @Binraider

“to procure all such machines as are known in any part of EuropeAmerica.”

Eventually we will write a musical about him

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Re: How many were actually developed

Yes but it did enable cheap Chinese Blackberry phones allowing Blackberry OS to become the dominate platform today and leaving RIM as the global trillion $ business.

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Re: 6G-W

Texas should have it's own separate 6G standards to stop any of that Commie/Yankee/Liberal data getting in.

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Re: 6G

If you combine 5G and 6G you get 11G which is obviously better, it's one faster for a start

Transport Scotland has £47m to drag its traffic management systems into the 21st century

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Re: For Transport Scotland

But then you will be the manager responsible for a rise in administration costs and waste of taxpayers money.

If you job it out you will have valuable CV worthy experience in negotiating and managing a £47m contract, to take to your new job in big business

OK so what's going with these millions of Pentagon-owned IPv4 addresses lighting up all of a sudden?

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Re: Backscratching device?

>Am I terminally cynical, or does that sound like something built specifically to route public money into friendly private hands?

That's the DoD

You're V1 for me, says Arm: Chip biz's 'highest-performance core' takes aim at supercomputers, AI, anything relying on vector math

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>Single core? Or horrendous Americanism?

No single vector, if you want to do operations involving more than one vector you needs the maths upgrade

GCHQ boss warns China can rewrite 'the global operating system' in its own authoritarian image

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Re: Russia is affecting the weather

>Ah! So that's why the spring weather in Spain has been so shite this year.

No that's Brexit. All those expats moved to Spain for the nice weather, they return 'home' the weather isn't going to be nice = logical really.

Toyota buys Lyft’s autonomous car group for $550m

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Re: What's an ePalette?

aka. Mega-Roomba

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Re: Toyota Land Cruiser

There was a suggestion by the USMC that it be given the "Hero of the Soviet Union" medal for the number of US troops it has killed.

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Re: Toyota Land Cruiser

That would be an effective US military strategy. Make Toyota pick up trucks as complex, unreliable and unmaintainable as an F35 or Osprey that both sides are now back on equal footing.

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Re: When is a city not a city?

The self driving large white spheres worked though

Does the boss want those 2 hours of your free time back? A study says fighting through crowds to office each day hurts productivity

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Re: "Maybe a handful of people can work remotely"

No, it becomes a game - we are a startup that got acquired by a global megacorp on the other side of the world. Beating their corporate policies and sabotaging their initiatives is what keeps us sane.

We do have a translation board listing 'corporate speak = English' translation

We also have very very good coffee and excellent games room and amazing home theatre.

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Re: Covid 19 and hot desks

>The fundamental philosophy behind hot-desking is that the desk is what's important

But what is a chair or keyboard without its idiot ?

NASA’s getting really good at this flying a helicopter on Mars thing

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Re: secondary use

It's why need astronaut cats which will sweep the dust, and any delicate instruments, off the rover.

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