* Posts by LaeMing

2410 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Dec 2009

TV sales PLUMMET. But no one's prepared to say what we all know

LaeMing
Happy

Re: Buying less because what they've got lasts longer?

Power supply capacitors are usually what goes in a modern LCD. I have dozens of screens from XGA to FullHD at work salvaged from eWaste piles and roadsides and fixed for a few dollars (I prefer the visual arts students be creative with kit the school hasn't actually paid lots of money for!). I will still buy a new monitor for my primary, but if you have hobbiest-level electronics capability or better, LCD monitors with a good few more years in them can often be fixed by swapping out any bloated capacitors. I presently have a 3:4 success rate on this. Plus one light box made from a backlight with a genuinely dead LCD removed from it.

LaeMing
Happy

Yes. I used to run my home PC on a 2-3 year upgrade cycle but the last CPU+board upgrade is now over 4 years ago and getting more distant with no sign of flagging. I need a new bottom-end-of-the-top-tier graphics card sometime soon, and since my 27" 1920x1200 (nice large dot-pitch for that sitting-back-from-the-screen experience) LCD is starting to exhibit warm-up glitches after 5+ years that will likely soon be upgraded to 2560x1600. So I appear to be on at least a 5-year+ upgrade cycle.

LaeMing

Re: "Lightbulbs, nylon tights, razor blades, can all be made to last years or decades"

That is also why (pre-LED) traffic light lamps had such good running times compared to house lamps - under-powering them was worth the greater energy-consumption due to both maintenance costs and road-safety reasons.

RISE of the LIVING CHAIR: Boffins recruit E coli to build futuristic materials

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Red Dwarf

One of the books (not TV AFAIK) had quite a bit about living-furniature GELFs, and the equal-rights movement surrounding them.

Oculus Rift? Tchah, try 'Oculus Thrift' ... You bet your vrAse we tested these bargain VR specs

LaeMing
Unhappy

Re: Might want to re-think the name

Oh for the days when I had a v-arse!

Imagination brings real-time hyper-realistic ray tracing to mobile kit

LaeMing
Joke

Renders!

Or it didn't happen!

Don't stare: SHRUNKEN Mercury lost 7km, but only 'cos it's COOLING

LaeMing
Coat

I knew...

...there would be a raisin.

Bill Gates-backed SOLAR POO RAYGUN COMMODE unveiled

LaeMing

Re: Next

"This new graphine-substrate CPU is just the shit!"

Not sure if you're STILL running Windows XP? AmIRunningXP.com to the rescue!

LaeMing

Happy to report

My Debian box is not running WindowsXP :-P

NBN backbone passes TERABIT test

LaeMing

Sold?

Given away in return for an unofficially guaranteed future board position, more like it.

Indonesia plans 10 Gbps FTTP as part of 20-million-premises broadband project

LaeMing

Older generations were fearful of an over-populated Indonesia invading Northern-Australia. Looks like Indonesia may be the place for FTTP-envious Aussies to 'invade' instead.

Fee fie Firefox: Mozilla's lawyers probe Dell over browser install charge

LaeMing

Re: Mozillidiots

"This is a Trademark / Contract issue. If there weren't any restrictions associated with the use of the Trademark then you would be correct. As it is, you're an idiot."

Which is why, incidentally, Debian users such as myself are webbing on 'IceWeasel', a TM-stripped version of FireFox as Mozilla's trademark policies disagree with Debian's definitions of Free-Software.

Sysadmins and devs: Do these job descriptions make any sense?

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Unhappy

You're lucky!

Each read-through reduces my total knowledge.

LaeMing
Devil

This sounds like a job for....

BOFH

LOHAN chap hooks up with busty stratominx in cosmic pleasure cruise

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Sorry Zoo,

After many years of theRegister news-re-enactments, I only have eyes for sexy sexy PlayMobil people!

What the world really needs: A telescopic SELFIE STICK

LaeMing
Unhappy

Please!

Nuke us from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!

Cable thieves hang up on BT, cause MAJOR outage

LaeMing
Happy

Transport them to Australia!

They can then steal all our copper so we can get a real broadband installation.

(Yes, I know they wouldn't bother nicking last-mile runs, but one can dream, dammit!)

Microsoft asks pals to help KILL UK gov's Open Document Format dream

LaeMing

Re: Please feed these poor parisites.

Yes. Feed them!

A nice generous portion of Wormex(TM).

French youth faces court for illegal drone flight

LaeMing

A real shame.

Though I fully understand the need to regulate UAV activity in populated areas, that is some really beautiful footage, demonstrating considerable talent.

Hope he is sentenced to...

- complete a UAV operator's licence, including flight application processes.

- community service producing several hours of (this time appropriately authorised) quality footage for the city of Nancy.

London calling: Date set for launch of capital's very own domain name

LaeMing
Happy

Re: Everyone feels like this.

Just like the NSW government here in Aus colloquially referrs to the Newcastle-Sydney-Wollongong government.

LaeMing
Happy

The Demon Domain-Registrar of Fleet Street!

There's a hole in the 'net like a great black pit

and the vermin of the world inhabit it

and its morals aren't worth what a pin can spit

and it goes by the name of (dot)London...

At the top of the hole sit the privileged few

Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo

turning beauty to filth and greed...

I too have trawled the 'net and seen its wonders,

for the cruelty of trolls is as wondrous as 4/chan

but there's no place like (dot)London!

Spam, a lot of it: Bubble tea is the Seoul of wit

LaeMing

Spam is old-hat

Today's hilarity is 'targeted' advertising. For all the information these companies claim to have on me, I have only, in the many thousands of supposedly targeted adverts tacked into sites I visit, received one such advert that had any relationship to anything in my life. Half the time they don't even get my gender right!

No, pesky lawyers, particle colliders WON'T destroy the Earth

LaeMing
WTF?

Re: Would this really be a problem you could complain about?

Especially in response to a head comment that is just a throw-away slag-off of lawyers.

LaeMing
Meh

Aren't these couple of loons...

bringing the whole Lawyer profession into disrepute?

...

Oh... Nevermind.

'No representation without taxation!' urges venerable tech VC

LaeMing
Facepalm

Re: New Barbarian Manifesto

Sounds just like corporate managers voting themselves bigger and bigger pay rises. But that is obviously not going to damage the corporate sector in any way.

Minecraft developer kills Kickstarted Minecraft movie

LaeMing
Happy

They could always do a movie based on...

MineTest.

http://minetest.net/

James Dyson plans ROBOT ARMY to take over the world

LaeMing

Ironing?

Who Irons in this day and age? The only thing I have in my wardrobe that can't dry crease-free if hun properly on the line needs to be dry-cleaned anyway (and I only ever wear it to weddings, funerals and job interviews anyway).

Friends don't do tech support for friends running Windows XP

LaeMing
Coat

I don't have any friends.

Will you be my friend?

(the really really creepy coat is mine).

Hands up if you have one good reason to port enterprise apps to ARM

LaeMing

Re: Windows

Windows? Isn't that a client-side OS?

Thundering gas destroys disks during data centre incident

LaeMing
Coat

Speak softly

And carry a big disk.

Chaps propose free global WiFi delivered FROM SPAAAACE

LaeMing
Alien

Them aliens is here to steal our...

WiFi.

Cameron: UK public is fine with domestic spying

LaeMing

I get the impression...

...Cameron woudn't recognise a 'man in the street' if he stepped in one.

Here they come: Dot-word warehouse Donuts to launch new top-level domains this week

LaeMing
Alert

Re: Beyond hope...

Admins of the world: whitelist the real TLDs and block the rest.

Tunguska object came from Mars say Russian boffins

LaeMing
Alien

Chances of that?

Million-to-one, I'd say!

Facebook debunks Princeton's STUDY OF DOOM in epic comeback

LaeMing
Boffin

It means if you turn your head enough to the side, the graphs all show average global temperatures is staying steady!

Valve showers Debian Linux devs with FREE Steam games

LaeMing
Thumb Up

Well clearly...

the more Debian devs play steam games, the more steam-related bugs in Debian are going to be found and fixed. Very much a win-win for two parties who both deserve a little bit of win.

The internet is 'a gift from God' says Pope Francis

LaeMing
Happy

Silly Pontif!

GORE invented the internet, not GOD. GORE!*

...

* yes, I am well aware Gore only really claimed to have invented the expression "information superhighway".

LaeMing
Happy

Re: This could be interesting

I can think of many appropriate words starting with 'ex-' that industry executives should be subjected to!

Candy Crush King went 'too far' when it candy crushed my app – dev

LaeMing
Meh

While I wholely disagree with the trademarking of a common word like 'Candy', a game called "All Candy Casino Slots – Jewels Craze Connect: Big Blast Mania Land" is clearly named explicitly to draw hits from searches for several well-established games/genres. If it had just been called 'Candy Slots', being a candy-themed slot machine game, I might be a little more wholheartedly foaming at the mouth over this particular case.

Marvell stuck with $1.17 billion patent bill

LaeMing

Prolly just people who missed the joke (like me for several seconds).

Until you get the 'Marvel' context-cross the post is gobbledygook! :-)

'Toothless' environment protections in secretive global trade pact TPP leaked all over the web

LaeMing

Companies sue governments for policies they don't like?!!

Um aren't governments the things that, on behalf of the people, allow companies to exist at all?

If a multinational company doesn't like local laws, they have always been free to take their business elsewhere. Even that can, these days, be the sort of threat that large companies can use to undermine democratic processes for their own political benefit.

Parisian cabbies smash up Uber-booked rival ride

LaeMing
Unhappy

Re: circumventing the heavily regulated systems

Some very good points and ideas above.

But angrily breaking things and hurting people is easier.

TPP treaty nearly ready to roll over us, says Oz minister

LaeMing
Unhappy

Nothing helps sleep like lying under a bald-eagle-down doona

Time travellers outsmart the NSA

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Unhappy

He came, he saw, he left again.

http://www.globalnerdy.com/2009/02/23/future-man-tried-to-warn-us/

Ten classic electronic calculators from the 1970s and 1980s

LaeMing
Happy

Re: Casio FX-82

We got to use calculators from year-8 with the 2xAA battery-powered FX-82 as the standard. Even better was when my younger brother go to year 8 and I offloaded my '82 on him and got myself a FX-115m (that is the one in the article photo, though not in the article!). Had all the binary, octal and hex modes that a budding computer geek needed (at least that is what I convinced my mum of).

It also had solar cells running the display but an internal button-cell running the actual chip, so when smart-arses covered the solar cells while walking past my desk, I didn't loose what I was in the middle of. Suckers!

Still have it right here and last used it just 2 days ago. It is on its third button-cell in [redacted] decades!

Australia puts 300 sharks on Twitter

LaeMing

As Dr Karl Kruszelnicki once said:

For every person eaten by a shark, 300,000 sharks are eaten by people. Sharks must think about that a lot.

It's not gold in the frozen hills of Antarctica, my boy, it's DIAMONDS

LaeMing
Boffin

Re: Diamonds are a hymen's best replacement

"2) Diamonds were not even part of engagement rings till someone put a nice marketing spin on it and suggested your other half should wear something that costs 2-3 months salary."

More precicely, the modern concept of a diamond engagement ring was bought in after 'breach of promise to marry' laws went out, since in the olden days sex amongst pre-marital couples was just as common as today (irrespective of what the Daily Mail, and associated old fogies. would claim) and so in the abscence of legal backing to keep the guys honest, an innovative jewlery company came up with the concept of "if he isn't prepared to put up a deposit of 3-months salary on your virginity, then keep them legs together girl!". (Obviously they phrased it more delicately than that!)

So guys, if your girl demands a ring, make sure you are getting a fair return on that investment!

LaeMing
Black Helicopters

Good time to invest...

...in secure warehouses.

They'll have to store them all somewhere to keep prices artificially inflated!

Parents can hide abortion, contraception advice from kids, thanks to BT's SEX-ED web block

LaeMing

All part of the big plan to keep population growth up.

http://www.thebadchemicals.com/?p=1451