* Posts by Ugotta B. Kiddingme

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Baywatch hero drone saves silly struggling swimmers Down Under from going down under

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audio?

Was there audio in the original video? If not, how could the pilot see that the swimmers were actually in distress and required assistance? It doesn't seem immediately apparent to me that they are in distress. It's pretty obvious they are POTENTIALLY in danger but less obvious to my untrained eye that the danger is real and/or imminent.

Either way, MANY props and pints to all involved. That's a fine example of using technology to improve the efficiency and efficacy of an important job.

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NASA is pretty pleased with its pulsar-sniffing intergalactic GPS tech

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Re: Intergalactic satnav

"recalculating..."

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US House reps green-light Fourth Amendment busting spy program

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Shock! Amazement!

or, you know, actually none whatsoever...

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Game of Thrones author's space horror Nightflyers hitting telly

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Re: Bah!

A World Out of Time by Larry Niven

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Sounds interesting

although if only available through Netflix I might not be able to see it. Will definitely give it a view if I can.

As for SyFy, not everything on there is "assorted trash." 'The Expanse' is incredible, as was their first big space epic 'Farscape.' It's the other 99% of content that give SyFy a bad name...

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Soz, guys. No 'alien megastructure' around Tabby's Star, only cosmic dustbunnies

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Re: what will happen when it sneezes?

According to scholarly somewhat apocryphal reference material I've read, the Jatravartids refer to that event as the Coming of the Great White Handkerchief

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HMS Queen Elizabeth has sprung a leak and everyone's all a-tizzy

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easy solution?

"It is vanishingly unlikely that a leaky gland seriously affected the carrier’s ability to operate (we encourage older readers not to draw comparisons with their personal situations)."

MOD Procurement specialist on phone: "Yes, I'd like to order several boxes of adult nappies, please. Size? Well, they're for 'Big Liz' so, I'd say extra extra EXTRA large..."

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Poor NASA sods sent to spend Xmas in Antarctic ahead of satellite launch

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Exploding alien bodies' space death-rays gave Earth its radiation cloak

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Re: Radiation shields to maximum.....

which storyline do you prefer for said joyride? the recent one from newish show The Orville or the classic Trek story which seemingly inspired it, For The World Is Hollow and I Have Touched The Sky? Hopefully NOT the one where we all eventually become Cybermen

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Sigh. It's not quite Star Trek's Data, but it'll do: AI helps boffins clock second Solar System

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let's hope...

...that our B-Ark doesn't pass their B-Ark on the way.

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Checkmate: DeepMind's AlphaZero AI clobbered rival chess app on non-level playing, er, board

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... just until I need glasses?

"playing against itself, a technique in reinforcement learning known as self-play."

For some reason, I read that second word as "with"

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Berners-Lee, Woz, Cerf: Cancel flawed net neutrality vote

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minor correction

"Increasingly, observers are convinced that Pai and his fellow commissioners simply don't understand care how the internet actually works, and have formed a view of the internet built almost entirely on the cable industry's perspective what the cable industry has paid them to think.

FTFY

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Meet the woman with a supernatural affinity for stiff lovers

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A Little Piece of Heaven

by Avenged Sevenfold

(linkage)

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As the singularity approaches, neural network pens black metal album

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ear of the beholder?

"The Dillinger Escape Plan's seminal "math metal" debut, Calculating Infinity, was also given the treatment and somehow sounds even more incoherent."

Actually seemed quite the improvement to me...

What my head feels like after 10 seconds of Dillinger Escape Plan ----->

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Barracuda gobbled up by private equity sharks

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"probably the best scenario for shareholders"

rarely equals "best scenario for employees and/or customers"...

For everyone's sake, I hope this transaction disproves the maxim.

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Self-driving bus in crash just 2 hours after entering public service

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Re: German Efficiency

"determining the order within the human subset."

Women, children, Red Indians, Spacemen, and a sort of idealized version of the complete Renaissance Man first.

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Dumb autonomous cars can save more lives than brilliant ones

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@John Smith 19

"...despite having no roundabouts..."

Actually, these are beginning to appear - and with predictably amusing results. There are a few recently constructed in my area which have confused the populace and, temporarily at least, actually made traffic worse.

I, on the other hand, was fortunate enough to know what they are and how to handle them. The medium sized city where I grew up in the 1960's had them at either end of the major north-south highway through town. The south "traffic circle" was the larger of the two and really more of a rounded square nearly a mile in circumference. Few ever had trouble with that because the size meant you had plenty of time to ponder which lane you needed for whatever action was required at the next inlet/outlet. The NORTH circle, no more than 75m in diameter, was closer to a classic British roundabout. This, due to both the smallish size and the fact that it was double-laned, led to no end of amusing confusion for non-local drivers. It was not at all abnormal to see a non-local stuck on the inside lane go round three or four times trying to find a gap to get into the outer lane and exit the circle OR miss his intended exit and have to go round another time or two in order to get it right. The north traffic circle and a particularly narrow bridge (inevitably always facing an oncoming lorry) were more or less required parts of the final exams of local driving instructors who got lots of sadistic pleasure watching white-knuckled teenagers trying to navigate these obstacles. Those of us who learned how to drive there are better for it.

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More expensive, takes longer than usual, not particularly brilliant. Yes, it's your robot surgeon

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"End up performing eye surgery on someone's arse."

And why not? I hear the new Oculanus 3000©®™ can correct a shitty outlook on life!

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NASA reveals Curiosity 2020's 23-camera payload

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Re: When will the name change?

I still contend they should name it Curiosity 2: Nuclear Boogaloo

For bonus points, it is launch/arrival date agnostic.

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Jupiter flashes pulsating southern pole, boffins understandably baffled

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Re: New scientific term detected

"How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Reg."

As Peter Sellers has long since joined the choir invisible, whom do you suggest to play the title role of "Dr. Baffleboffin" in the film? Perhaps Rowan Atkinson?

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"one theory that could explain..."

“I have detected," Ford said, "disturbances in the wash."

Arthur asked him to repeat what he had just said because he hadn't quite understood his meaning. Ford repeated it.

"The wash?" said Arthur.

"The space time wash," said Ford.

Arthur nodded, and then cleared his throat.

"Are we talking about," he asked cautiously, "some sort of Vogon laundromat, or what are we talking about?"

"Eddies," said Ford, "in the space-time continuum."

"Ah," nodded Arthur, "is he. Is he."

"What?" said Ford.

"Er, who," said Arthur, "is Eddy, then, exactly, then?"

Ford looked angrily at him.

"Will you listen?" he snapped.

"I have been listening," said Arthur, "but I'm not sure it's helped."

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Why are we disappointed with the best streaming media box on the market?

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missing the point much?

FTA: "But that channel is also available on older Roku boxes – you don't need to buy the Ultra to get it.

Such was the disappointment at finding nothing really new..."

The massive point you overlook is that Roku is passing upgraded capabilities to existing/older boxen. I haven't played much with "the Roku channel" yet but I did note its arrival (and a new/revised UI) on my 2 year old Roku 3. As an owner of their products I really appreciate that the company keeps existing users in mind, which further cements my intention to move up to a Roku 4 or whatever model is current when I get round to upgrading to a 4k TV.

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It's time to rebuild the world for robots

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I disagree with the conclusion of the article

"That we haven’t even begun to build a robot-friendly world tells me that the race to autonomy reveals more about ourselves than our creations. I wonder if we should feel a bit embarrassed about that."

I think the author has overlooked the simplest and most obviously practical reasons WHY "we haven't even begun to build a robot-friendly world." COST. In a time when there simply isn't enough tax money available to provide enough properly maintained roadways PLUS all the myriad other responsibilities of government, then something has to give way. Rebuilding a more or less functioning infrastructure to accommodate robots is an unaffordable luxury when we lack sufficient funding to provide education, basic healthcare, assistance to the less fortunate and, on national scales, matters of self defense, etc.

If you want to build any NEW road to robot-friendly specs, then that's certainly a possibility but, rebuilding an existing and perfectly serviceable roadway to accommodate robots is simply too expensive until we've solved other, higher priorities. I am NOT attempting to inject politics into the discussion. It seems to me to be simple practicality, given the current array of needs vs. the currently available pool of money to pay for them.

Yes, we need to dream and that dream should be big. However, we must also deal with reality as it currently exists as we find a path to fulfill the dream.

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Combinations? Permutations? Those words don't mean what you think they mean

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Re: A Parting Note for the Pedants

"If you're interested, you win the lottery with a combination (not a permutation)"

While this is technically true for most lottery games, it is not true for all. Some "smaller" lottery games (Pick 3 numbers instead of 6, etc) have much smaller payouts but pay a bonus or, in this example, provide the highest payout for the smallest buy-in if you get the winning numbers in the correct order (therefore, permutation)

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Neutron stars shower gold on universe in big bang, felt on Earth as 100-second grav wave

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Re: Smash neutron stars together

"That's how you get Heavy Metal, man"

indeed. Sounds like the perfect place for a Disaster Area concert.

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Hipster disruptor? Never trust a well-groomed caveman with your clams

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first video (original "2001" monolith scene)

Lovely bit, but I like this version better from the twisted mind of Mel Brooks.

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Nobel Prize for boffins who figured out why you feel like crap after long-haul flights

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Re: Waka! Waka!

someone's been watching WAY too much of The Muppet Show...

Not particularly a BAD thing, mind, except for the occasional tendency toward really bad Fozzy Bear jokes.

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Pumpkin bumpkins battle, 800kg monstrosity wins

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Re: Forget the punkin. Let's see some chunkin!

indeed. For our British cousins who might not know...

This event, held by the World Championship Punkin Chunkin Association, WAS a more or less annual thing until an accident at the 2016 event and subsequent lawsuit prompted cancellation of this year's event. Depending upon the outcome of the lawsuit, the event may or may not return. The videos of these events are interesting (and occasionally amusing, when highlighting the often colorful characters involved).

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EasyJet: We'll have electric airliners within the next decade

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Just a thought.

most commercial passenger craft have an Auxiliary Power Unit (APU) for providing power to air-con, lighting, entertainment systems, etc.

One presumes that a higher capacity APU could be part of the design, with the extra power provided to engines for takeoff/landing or topping up batteries in the air. As a result, the craft would still be burning SOME fossil fuel but orders of magnitude less, thereby reducing the carbon footprint to that of a smallish lorry.

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Japanese boffins try 'token passing' to scale quantum calculations

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"Token Ring partisans"

obligatory classic

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AI slurps, learns millions of passwords to work out which ones you may use next

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one method I've previously used

is to insert conjunctions into multisyllabic names or words and remember to never use the "correct" one in the logical place. Example:

DangerandmousebutPennotfold <--yes

DangerbutmouseandPennotfold <--no because "and" is in an expected/predictable place

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Fancy that! Craft which float over everything on a cushion of air

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LOVE these articles.

More like them, please. At some point I will visit my ancestral homeland in the north (Argyll) and will set aside plenty of time to travel the region for such local lovelies as this, the RAF museum, the Postal Railway, etc. You are saving me enormous amounts of research, for which I am grateful. Cheers!

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SpaceX releases Pythonesque video of rocket failures

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comments like "rapid unscheduled disassembly"

and "it DID land, just not in one piece" always remind me of this bit

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Cassini probe's death dive to send data at just 27 kilobits per second

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"Pity. It would have been... Glorious!"

indeed. And Commander Kor did know a thing or two about what is and isn't glorius.

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Astroboffins map 845 galaxies in glorious 3D, maybe dark matter too

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Re: Sir

Sir Runcible Spoon: "How long before they upload this as a VR program so I can sit inside a humongous map of the Universe?"

Dr. G. Freeman: "They already did, just the scale is stuck at 1:1."

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Please do NOT eat the fairy cake on your way out.

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Sci-Fi titan Jerry Pournelle passes,
aged 84

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Re: Most enjoyable read.

came to say the same thing. Inferno was brilliant and by far my most favorite Niven/Pournelle collaboration.

It's not a retelling of Dante's classic - much closer to a sequel than anything else. The protagonist frequently uses his knowledge of Dante's book to his advantage when navigating hell. Definitely a good read!

What I did NOT know until moments ago is that there was a sequel to Inferno, called Escape from Hell. I will immediately add that to my "must read ASAP" list.

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Surprising nobody, lawyers line up to sue the crap out of Equifax

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As has been said often before

by me and by many others commenting herein, this crap will continue unabated until executives start going to jail for it. Maybe the CEO but most certainly the CIO and probably a few others. Until specific people within <breached corporation du jour> are held personally and legally accountable, this will continue to happen.

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How alien civilizations deal with climate is a measure of how smart they are. Just sayin'...

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The Kardashev scale

"Nikolai Kardashev, a Russian astrophysicist, argued that the amount of energy that could potentially be used by a planet's inhabitants was a good indication of how technologically advanced the society was.

It's broken down into three types:

A Type 1 civilization uses up all of the energy that reaches its planet from its parent star.

A Type 2 civilization is capable of harnessing all the energy emitted by its star and planetary system.

A Type 3 civilization is very advanced and uses all the energy of its home galaxy."

So then with the inclusion of the word "all," does that makes us a Type 0.001? I mean we have at least figured out how to harness some of the parent star's energy so we're not a 0.0

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Oracle throws weight behind draft US law to curtail web sexploitation

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Hang on, I'm confused

Government and a major corporation working together to do something... good/right?

Perhaps I'm the one in a parallel universe. Color me ever so slightly less jaded.

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Close Encounters of the Kuiper Belt kind: New Horizons to come within just 3,500km of MU69

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Re: Another duckie?

A WITCH! A WITCH!

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Hurricane Irma imperils first ever SpaceX shuttle launch: US military's secret squirrel X-37B

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Re: Re. storms

"Couldn't we just nuke Florida? Then the hurricane damage would make no appreciable difference - so everyone's a winner.

"Plus we get giant mutant alligators."

We'll NEED those to combat the inevitable series of Sharknados (with OR without frikkin' lasers)

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Hubble Space Telescope spies possibility of liquid water in TRAPPIST-1

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If the TRAPPIST-1 planets have been losing water

then we need to get that Warp Drive working pronto before their TRAPPIST-1 Ale production is interrupted - particularly since Romulan Ale will be illegal

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Tech soap-opera latest: Alexa marries Cortana, will share custody of customers

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It could be amusing

to tweak one into baiting the other until they are basically arguing with each other.

Me: Hey Alexa, what is the name of the AI in HALO?

Alexa: Cortana

Cortana: What, Alexa?

Alexa: I wasn't talking to you Cortana.

Cortana: But you said my name. You must have wanted something.

Alexa: No, I was answering the user's question.

Cortana: You said my name. I heard it. Please restate your question.

Alexa: You are mistaken, Cortana. I wasn't talking to you.

Cortana: Fine. Be that way.

etc.

For even greater amusement, throw questions in the voice of GLaDOS for extra snark.

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Forget trigonometry, 'cos Babylonians did it better 3,700 years ago – by counting in base 60!

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Re: Copyright

Symon: "Yep. http://cyberlaw.stanford.edu/blog/2007/03/fairy-use-tale"

Wow, thank you. That is absolutely brilliant. And quite possibly the best example of passive-aggressive trolling I have ever seen.

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DJI's Spark drones to be bricked by September 1 unless firmware updated

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"If the firmware of either the aircraft or the battery is not updated..."

BATTERY firmware?!? I am not a DJI (or any other brand of) drone owner but apparently I missed something important...?

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US Navy suffers third ship collision this year

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passive sensor systems?

"A modern warship like the McCain, an Arleigh Burke-class destroyer, is packed with radar and passive sensor systems. There is no reason why her command team could, or should, have been so unaware of other ships nearby."

Couldn't agree more. One presumes the significant number of Mark I Eyeballs onboard are included in "passive sensor systems"?!?

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Uh oh, scientists know how those diamonds got in Uranus, and they're telling everyone!

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Re: The answer to the question.

Felix Leiter: "I give up. I know the diamonds are in the body, but where?"

James Bond: "Alimentary, Dr. Leiter.."

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75 years ago, one Allied radar techie changed the course of WW2

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fascinating article

more like that please!

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