* Posts by my farts clear the room

15 posts • joined 21 Dec 2009

Um, I'm not that Gary, American man tells Ryanair after being sent other Gary's flight itinerary

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Re: Spooky

I had a similar issue when registering with my GP.

During the onboarding session we discussed my many ailments and the nurse typed them into the EMIS, the patient management system.

She then asked me about my asthma as she could see I had a prescription inhaler from the notes. I told her I don't have asthma. I also asked how there could be notes on there if I was on boarding to which she replied that she had been updating my medical record. So I asked what the address was one the system.


I had the same problem at the nearest pharmacy to my home where they kept giving my prescriptions to the other me. I'm sure that his ventolin went down well with my hormone gel, citalopram, metformin, ramipril and amitriptyline. They soon sorted it out when I stood in their pharmacy asking them to describe the other me. Him being black and in his 20's with dreadlocks was not easily confused with me - a pastie white colour knocking 50 and thinning locks.

So now I'm doubly vigilant because who's to say his details haven't overtyped mine in some system somewhere.

What happened to those people that we all thought were the benchmark for 'normal' - you know, washed regularly, held down a job, managed a bank account, could cook dinner without cutting their own hands off. How did they get replaced by people lacking basic maths, probably basic spelling and with nothing engaged between eyes and fingers?

Techie's test lab lands him in hot water with top tech news site

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Banana isn't English

It's Spanish ....

according to my Spanish word of the day app.

Comms-slurping public bodies in UK need crash course in copy 'n' paste

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Nigel who?

Nigel Land?

Nigel Lang, I think you'll find .....


Former ZX Spectrum reboot project man departs

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Give it up and build your own .....

Game are selling a bluetooth/USB zx spectrum retro keyboard for £29.99, open the case and put a raspberry pi zero w in it (theres room for a full size raspberry Pi 3 if you have a dremel and a glue gun). Either plug cables in and trail them through the back of the case or get fancy with adapters and make it look pretty with fixed sockets on the back.

The entire project can be done for less than £50.

Put Batocera Linux on the microSD card. https://batocera-linux.xorhub.com

Plenty to think about here: https://blog.hackster.io/a-beautiful-raspberry-pi-powered-zx-spectrum-489deb2020ab

Job done.

PayPal patches bone-headed two factor authentication bypass

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Re: 2fa choices

I'm in the UK and I had a paypal 2fa card, credit card sized with a button on it an a little lcd to show the OTP.

I used it for about 5 years before I ditched it - the paypal iphone app didn't support it and I mainly used paypal for ebay on my phone so it became a pain in the arse switching to a PC to finish the ebay checkout.

I would be happy using something like Google Authenticator if that was an option.

The last post: Building your own mail server, part 2

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Horde supports Activesync ....

But I don't know how straight forward that would be to bolt onto a PI running OpenBSD :-)

VMware wins cool reception for two-CPU eval software

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Surely this 2cpu license lets you run a nested lab with a tiny vsan by running 3 vsan hosts as guests on a single 2 CPU vmware host?

Not enough to do anything more real world than poke it - certainly limiting the capacity to run your own AD, Exchange etc on older servers.

I would be interested in a proper write up of a home lab running a £200 vsan that could be legally used for home learning - as an alternative to the way some people do it with keygenz and serialz.

Silk Road admins: Sorry for the hack, we're sorting out refunds

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I've got it on already .....

"early indications are that no members of the administration were behind or complacent in the attack"

ohhhhh me thinks they were complacent .............. not complicit maybe, definitely complacent.

NHS tears out its Oracle Spine in favour of open source

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What they really need is a national pki system .....

It could cut through the nhsmail is more secure nonsense and be an enabler for encryption, digital signing and could be used nationally as an NHS P2P identification factor.

Writing as someone currently battling with Vodafone (formerly Careless and Worthless) - they run the nhsmail heldesk - and trying to get them to explain to me why they delete my outbound email and then don't even do me the courtesy of notifying me that they've done it .... I have limited faith that the national infrastructure will ever really work.

Shocking really. I wonder if this means they'll be improving the documentation on the opensource projects they take from .....

Microsoft watches iPads flood into world's offices: Right, remote desktop clients. It's time

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I tried loads of ios rdp clients before finding one that was both free and supported rdp gateways.

The freerdp client is more flaky than the all but identical Thinstuff RDC app (which is still a bit flaky).



Neither is as good on an ipad as logmein, but they've been useful for getting me out of a hole in the past

Japan's free public VPN project tunnels through Great Firewall

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its tcp over udp and it installs in user space .....

This is terrifying, the underlying software - softether - installs in user space specifically to circumvent the IT department (or lack there of) and provide individual staff their own VPN back into the office.

It works via outbound SSL tunnels so it gets through virtually everything ..... it can be installed by any idiot that can click next ...... it bypasses your firewall and network policies ..... and a single checkbox joins in with the public VPN Gate volunteers

This could already be running on your network with your staff running it!

Baby got .BAT: Old-school malware terrifies Iran with del *.*

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Re: Frightened by del *.*?

"What's the singular of MS Windows?"

Pane ......?

Texan schoolgirl expelled for refusing to wear RFID tag

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I am a well practiced regarder of beans .....

3 for a tenner suggests that the beans are small. I am not a small bean regarder, although I have been known to flick beans and have found they sometimes get bigger.

What do your magic beans do when flicked?

Indiana cops arrest violent 6-year-old

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Re: The good old days when a quick smak fixed 99% of the se problems.

clobber was what I used to put on before heading to the discotheque .....

Plod to retain personal data from DNA innocents

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What if I'm asked who I am and refuse on data protection grounds

What if I'm askd who I am by a policeman and refuse to consent to him tsaking my details and recording them?

Can I opt out on data protection grounds? what legitimate exclusions to the dpa do they have if I refuse to consent to them having my data?

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