* Posts by heyrick

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Norwegian student tracks Bluetooth headset wearers by wardriving around Oslo on a bicycle

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Re: Aaaand....?

If you want a freaky bit of "tracking", ask Netflix for your personal data. It'll tell you it could take days, but in reality a couple of hours.

You'll get a zip file with lots of files inside. A list of things you watched, things you rated, etc etc.

Then you'll come across the enormous CSV file of user activity. Every time you pressed pause. Every time you backed up ten seconds. Did you do that to watch a pervy bit in a movie? Guess what, it got recorded.

They must love my history. I have a tendency to stop watching partway through something to pick it up days/weeks later (if at all). Just, when I feel tired, or don't feel like carrying on. If they're analysing this crap, they will probably think that "The Uncanny Counter" is special because I watched it in order across several nights. Yes, it was good.

Really ought to finish watching "Awake". I started late at night but was too tired to watch it all (oh, the irony).

Anyway, every single thing you do gets sent back to the mothership. Betcha didn't know that...

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Aaaand....?

So my Bluetooth headphones can probably be tracked. So what? You need to get to a distance of about 25-50 metres (practical experience says the 100 metres quoted in the article is "optimistic").

Meanwhile my phone is happily reporting back location to the mothership. If you turn off GPS, which I do because it uses battery, then it'll try to locate using WiFi, cell masts, etc etc. This location (actual or approximate) is also shared with advertising platforms in Christ knows how many apps that are happily chugging along in the background, unless you have a phone with an actively hostile battery management system that will put the apps to sleep properly, like the OS should have done in the first place.

If you don't want the risk of being tracked that way, don't use modern tech. There's always a Walkman and wired headphones if you need to listen to music when out (as somebody probably "on the spectrum", I find it a lot easier to go shopping with music, it helps to block everything else out).

This, of course, isn't considering security cameras, facial or numberplate recognition, the use of electronic payment methods, and the various other ways people can be tracked. If you don't want to be tracked that way, don't go out. Or if you do, go out somewhere so technologically backward that they just about have reliable electricity.

Me, personally, I don't actually care that much. I'm utterly uninteresting, just another worthless data point in millions. I live in the same place, work in the same place, shop in one of three places (mostly one), and as a committed introvert, I don't socialise. That's...pretty much my life. Really uneventful and boring, just how I like it.

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Re: ...But There's Even More To Worry About.............

"inconvenienced to have to go into a Settings function"

Huh?

Admittedly my original iPad Mini is old and never got updated beyond iOS7, but I'm pretty sure that turning Bluetooth on and off was a simple swipe up to get to various controls like turning Bluetooth on and off. Just as easy as Android, only swiping from the other end.

"Therefore my Bluetooth is OFF unless and until I need it."

Ditto for the iPad, because it doesn't (didn't?) support transferring files and such with non Apple devices, so it was only useful for keyboards and headphones. As such, it was kept off unless required.

Branson (in a) pickle: FAA grounds Virgin Galactic flights after billionaire's space trip veered off course

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Re: but I don't think this is progress

We already know most SF authors are well ahead of reality. I meant, who though of actually trying to pull it off for real.

Have an upvote, from a fellow SF fan.

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but I don't think this is progress

I beg to differ.

Sure, this is very obviously billionaire boss playtime, but on the other hand we have three groups of people (Brandon, Bezos, Musk) trying to tackle the problem of getting "up there" in different ways. There will be setbacks, there will be failures, and there will be successes. These companies are doing it themselves, and they have to please "the boss" and not a bunch of beancounting politicians, so this gives them a greater freedom to think outside the box.

I mean, who the hell thought of landing a rocket the right way up. Along came SpaceX saying "hold my beer, I'll show you how it's done".

Playtime? Yeah. But progress too. And since they seem to be in a bit of a willy-waving contest, we might see things heating up a little from this point on. Branson has been on about space for years (decades?), and now he has competent and capable competition, so he's going to have to up his game if he wants to stay in.

Only 'natural persons' can be recognized as patent inventors, not AI systems, US judge rules

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The judge is right and Australia is stupid

When a machine is able to swear an oath, and fully understand what that means and be able to respond to various randomly asked questions (so it can't simply regurgitate prewritten responses) regarding the legal process around patents and the oath, then and only then can it be considered to have sufficient understanding to be able to patent it's creations.

At this point, everything that calls itself "AI" is anything but. There's no intelligence of any kind, certainly no understanding. It's simply a very advanced form of pattern matching that's now able to fool simple minded people. However as was made extremely clear by Microsoft's failed chat bot, it's supposed racist and anti-Semitic comments were not. Because the "AI" had no concept of skin colour, Judaism, or why we humans like to hate each other for dumb reasons. Instead it's about able to figure out "this is a verb", "this is a noun", "these words often go together" and eventually spew out some rubbish that made an entire corporation cringe. But it doesn't understand black lives, or Jewish ones, because it doesn't understand life - period. What it means to be alive. What it means to die. What it means to be murdered just because you're different than those around you. How can a machine that gets rebooted when it goes astray and switched off at the end of the day possibly understand what life is?

So the judge is correct. "AI" is just some modern marketing bullshit making a fairly new way of connecting data fragments into a whole "this machine can think" ruse. It cannot. It absolutely cannot. Anybody who thinks otherwise should talk to programmers, not marketing droids.

Software piracy pushes companies to be more competitive, study claims

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Previous studies on film and music piracy, the authors note, did not establish an increase in IP-based innovation

I'm not really sure how one could apply the intellectual property nonsense in the case of movies. Sure, you can trademark Deadpool, copyright a script, and so on.

However the situation in the software world right now would be more like Miramax "patenting" a character walking through a door, and freaking out if Universal has a character walk through a door, and long expensive court cases because the Universal character walking through the door had a hat on so clearly it was an entirely different thing and....

Meanwhile Paramount quietly claimed ownership of end credits scrolling on the screen (in any direction) and are tactfully demanding royalties for all content with scrolling credits. They don't ask too much, they don't want it tried in court. But don't think you can cheat and flash up the credits as a series of still frames as Columbia owns that method.

Lenovo pops up tips on its tablets. And by tips, Lenovo means: Unacceptable ads

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to maximize end user enjoyment

Dear Lenovo,

Simple question. Did you give your tablet away, or did the customer pay for it?

If the hardware was given away, I don't think people can complain that much about an acceptable level of advertising - you need to recoup costs, after all. Even cheap lame-ass tablets carry a price tag.

However, if the user paid for the hardware, the person responsible for adding in advertising to a paid product can go sit on the sharp end of a broken bargepole and rotate rapidly. Your intended "user enjoyment" in this case will amount to "why the fuck are you tosspots interfering with my work by stupid unwanted adverts?" That's your example user enjoyment right there. Advertising gets in the way. Advertising interferes. Advertising breaks concentration.

We tolerate a degree of advertising because we understand that it's a way of funding things - websites we enjoy, commercial television and radio, etc etc. In many cases, advertising is just a sort of white noise that can be paid attention to or ignored, depending on the desires of the person. However modern digital advertising is a different and rather insidious beast. In apps, on tablets, I wouldn't object to a subtle advert at the bottom of the screen, but these days you'll find apps that do extremely unfriendly things like "when the autosave kicks in, switch to a full screen video advert with a five second timeout". There is nothing more guaranteed to screw up concentration than something like that. Such a thing is evil.

So, thank you Lenovo. I'm considering options for a tablet that is a little more powerful than my current one (that takes several seconds to switch app), thank you for making yourselves not a contender. I will not accept advertising on a device that I paid money for, unless you made the intent clear and offered an acceptable reduction, like Amazon do with their Kindles (I don't think €10 less is worth it, but they're up front about it and you have a choice).

Busy day in China: Xi Jinping announces tech-sharing, services export push and a bourse for startups

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Re: This isn't that different than what the US did in the past

Yeah, my mother was basically Scout (To Kill A Mockingbird). She climbed trees, she stole and wore her brother's jeans. She was even besties with the people the Country Club refused entry to (Jews and anybody that wasn't white).

Her dad thought it was amusing but really he didn't care what she wore or who she made friends with. Her mother, on the other hand, went ballistic every time she didn't dress like a five year old or dared to talk to "one of Them", and frequently spewed so much venom during Sunday Service and that gathering of like-minded social assassins that when mom came of age (which coincided with her seeing the reality of 'Nam and what it was doing to her friends) she crossed the ocean to the saner side and never looked back.

New Zealand internet outage blamed on DDoS attack on nation's third largest internet provider

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Re: Wait for the big hit

Oh come now. We all know that the answer to this is a Blockchain-based Solution residing in the Cloud.

Boffins find if you torture AMD Zen+, Zen 2 CPUs enough, they are vulnerable to Meltdown-like attack

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this is the afterglow of an extinguished match

So nicely poetic. Have an upvote.

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Re: Errr.

"Prove me wrong."

That's a bit of a big ask, given that they've essentially redefined Meltdown as "a process can muck around with itself". Uh... and? Anybody who's ever debugged an errant memory access (like an oops uninitialised pointer) will know only too well what kinds of mischief this can result in.

Fix five days of server failure with this one weird trick

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Re: The "inspector"

I knew a girl at college (a billion years ago) who would solder something, then tuck it behind her ear, the power cable dangling precariously.

She must have been into witchcraft because all the times I saw her doing that, the heart-stopping scream never happened. Not even singed hair. I have no idea how...

Chinese developers protested insanely long work hours. Now the nation's courts agree

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Re: Long hours <> productivity

"or feel the need to assert themselves by bullying others?"

Having recently watched a number of Korean dramas on Netflix, and marvelled at the values dissonance where it seems almost normal for bosses that fail to take it out on their underlings, usually physically, I would say very much this. The owner kicks the director who kicks the manager who kicks the assistant who kicks the dog.

The examples come from above, that's where change needs to come from. The problem is, convincing those at the top of the need to change. Because if you can get a sweet bonus for grinding your employees for six twelve hour days, there's not going to be much incentive to change anything.

"your productivity simply goes downhill"

So very much this too. People burning out just aren't effective. Better to work less to be better rested to concentrate more. Especially in a job where a good degree of concentration is necessary.

Microsoft does and doesn't want you to know it won't stop you manually installing Windows 11 on older PCs

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Re: 99.8%

"Now pass me that hamburger"

I'm British. I grew up in the eighties. Burgers had other issues back then. Issues that mean a lot of the world won't accept my blood (which works for me, needles give me the heebeegeebees and I can say no with zero guilt).

I'll take chips with mine, thanks.

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Re: Crashes?

"But in my world view, kernels aren't supposed to crash -- ever."

This.

The only reason a kernel should crash is actual physical hardware failure, not simply because it is older.

Et tu, Samsung? Electronics giant accused of quietly switching SSD components

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Probably a dumb question, but...

If it's not the same thing internally, why does it have the same reference? If the design has had to be changed for $Reasons, can't they be a little more honest looking and bump the 970 to be the 971, and so on? Or, at the very least, the 970-2 or 970b or something.

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Re: Is it such a big problem in this case?

"that's a fuckton of data"

I can only dream of tossing something like that at YouTube.

I still make my videos in 720p because out here in the middle of nowhere, my upstream is about 65kbytes/sec, so a 1.2G twenty minute video takes a long time to upload (in the ballpark of four hours).

Various rural development plans keep promising fibre, in "about three years". They've been saying this since around 2012. I think they keep underestimating how complex (and expensive) it will be to hook up a million farms and houses where many of them are not close to each other.

Thankfully, it seems as if the government has enacted a non-discrimination policy, else the telco would probably just wire up the towns and call it job done. So... Nice fast fibre in about three years. And I kind of suspect in about three years I'll tell you the same thing!

Oh the humanity: McDonald's out of milkshakes across Great Britain

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Re: Milk Shakes or just Shakes?

I met an American in a supermarket a fair few years ago. She had a lot of trouble figuring out which sort of milk she wanted as she was quoting percentages. I tried telling her "no cream, a little bit of cream, lots of cream, and then there's the stuff from Jersey cows". We tried equating cream to fat, but she was fixated on, I think, 1% milk. I have no idea what that actually meant.

[note: pre internet days so we couldn't just Google it]

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Re: Milk Shakes or just Shakes?

Not these days. There's almond milk, soy milk, and so on. Pretty much any white(ish) liquid is a candidate for being some sort of "milk".

The fact that "milk" is supposed to be exuded from the mammary glands of mammals is lost in all of this nonsense.

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Re: Border Bureaucracy?

"dairy, flavouring, colouring, sugar, squid guts, bags, boxes"

I think you're supposed to stick a straw in the top and not look too closely.

GitHub's Copilot may steer you into dangerous waters about 40% of the time – study

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it tries to conjure blocks of code that function as described

Are we limping that much closer to the days when somebody can amble up to a computer and type "bypass all security" (like in the movies) and the AI helper will obligingly create the necessary code and run it?

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WTF?

sprintf?

Given C's complete lack of array bounds checking, who in this day and age is so dumb as to use "blindly write this to here" string functions?

strncpy(), snprintf(), etc etc.

I think the next thing they need to train the AI to do is recognise shitty code. Especially it's own.

Chinese auto-maker accused of altering data after fatal autonomous car accident

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Re: Accused of altering data

"that the first responder can get access to"

I was involved in a near crash. Women on the other side of the road fell asleep, crossed the road, smacked into a phone pole. Luckily a metal one, so she survived.

The first thing the fire bridge did was wrench open the bonnet with big jaw things, then disconnect and remove the battery. This was a petrol car.

It shouldn't need any remote intervention to "disconnect" a battery, this sort of thing must be easy for the emergency services to do, as nobody is going to want to go near a vehicle if there's a risk of shorting out the battery, and all that follows...

A man spent a year in jail on a murder charge involving disputed AI evidence. Now the case has been dropped

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Re: Imagine if

"Substitute another example if you want"

Voting machines?

Epic lawsuit's latest claims: Google slipped tons of cash to game devs, Android makers to cement Play store dominance

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Re: Not only games

Look a little harder...

https://archive.mozilla.org/pub/mobile/releases/

You'll need to know which apk is required, and any and all updates are manual. Store takes care of this so it's easier, but if you want the underlying apks, they're still available.

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I've stuck with version 62, which tries to tell me there are practically no compatible add-ons available, but once you've managed to download the install archive, it'll install them just fine.

I'm running Cookie AutoDelete, Cookie Manager, Display #Anchors, Don't Track Me Google, RSS Preview, Smart Referrer, and UBlock Origin. Pretty much all of which the add-on site told me earlier wasn't compatible. All work fine.

It's just Mozilla shooting themselves in their feet...

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People generally just want a device that "does stuff" and they don't really care about what goes on behind the scenes. You and I might understand sideloading and what apk means, but I'd imagine the majority of people at work who use their phones for What's App and Instagram won't have any idea what those things even mean.

We're talking about an environment where even Microsoft failed to make an appreciable dent, because with the two behemoths able to sling vast amounts of money around and make notably better deals for those who stay faithful to The One True Way (thus cutting out competition via the back door), it's damned near impossible to be a useful third platform. Perhaps in places like China and India where people's needs are different and the lack of Google Play less of an issue, but in the West, they're the big two. And pretty much the only two. And, surprise! Dirty tricks and dirtier deals. If I try really hard I might be able to pretend I didn't see it coming. Something else I don't see - viable alternatives.

Microsoft slaps on some new Paint and previews Windows 11 on Azure

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A big thumb up for the stylistic suck of the illustration

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Magna Carta mayhem: Protesters lay siege to Edinburgh Castle, citing obscure Latin text that has never applied in Scotland

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Re: Flattering, but still nonsensical

"The majority of killings in America are"

Some dickwad shot six people in Plymouth recently and we're all losing our shit over it, and somebody's head had better roll.

Meanwhile, on your side of the ocean (from Wikipedia): As of July 31, 411 mass shootings fit the Mass Shooting Tracker project criterion, leaving 437 people dead and 1,688 injured, for a total of 2,125 total victims, some including the shooter(s).

Whether it's the loony left or the (self-)righteous right, gun owners, or recidivist criminals doesn't really matter. There are too many guns around, making it far too easy for deranged people to get hold of them. I'll stop here as the numbers pretty much speak for themselves.

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As a Scot, I say...

Give that policemen a medal. "Aye okay" (twice) is a brilliantly restrained response to extreme fickwittery.

WhatsApp pulls plug on Taliban helpline, shuts down official-looking accounts

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"Hard to tell how the Taliban will rule"

Really? I thought their MO was basically "men good, women evil", pretty much since they existed.

They're likely not making any big nasty moves right now as they're having too much fun watching the West beat itself up over how they just pissed away twenty years of promises.

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Re: "We're obligated to adhere to US sanctions laws," explained a WhatsApp spokesperson

Also implies they'll have no problem complying with any other US law outside of US territories. GDPR counts for nothing here.

Tired: What3Words. Wired: A clone location-tracking service based on FOUR words – and they are all extremely rude

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Re: Not my kind of humor, but

Depends upon your hardware. I had an Android phone with an emergency mode. Do some whizzy thing like press the power button a bunch of times and it would:

* Turn on GPS, await a reasonable fix, then text the coordinates to everybody in your list of emergency numbers.

* Pop up a notification telling you the location.

* Start calling your emergency numbers until somebody answered.

* It may or may not have then tried calling 112 if nobody answered. I think that was an option, but for obvious reasons I never tried it.

Really, if we can make phones that can tell us what three words to use, we could make them do something like the above so if you're in a car crash and half your face is smashed in and you're upside down, you don't need to give a toss about any three words other than "fucking help me!".

COVID-19 cases surge as do sales of fake vaccination cards – around $100 for something you could get free

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Re: A long way still to go

"It is interesting we prioritized those nearing the end of their full lived lives"

"Crusty and old" translates fairly directly to "crappier immune system".

Notice that many places still haven't bothered vaccinating little children and they aren't dropping like flies, whilst the older you get the more at risk you are?

That's why the priority.

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Re: Forgery

In France you have to be dumb enough to try it three times in a month before it's jail time and big fines.

The first time, it's a fixed fine of €135 and a wishy-washy "fine that can be a maximum of €750".

Twice in 15 days, the fixed fine is €200 and the up to is €1500.

Three times in 30 days,€3750 and six months in the slammer.

Perl's Community Affairs Team chair quits as org put on ice by code language's foundation

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Re: Lack of originality in curse words.

Yeah, I do wonder about people who use the f and c words habitually....what do they say when they're really annoyed? Because I don't think "double plus fuck" quite carries the gist of it.

Woman sues McDonald's for $14 after cheeseburger ad did exactly what it's designed to

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News at ten

Religious person succumbed to temptation, blames anyone except herself.

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Hey, a Burger King opened in the nearby town that used to only have a McDonald's. So long warm Big Mac with meat that doesn't taste of anything and half empty box of barely warm chips... hello Double Whopper!

Elastic amends Elasticsearch Python client so it won't work with forks then blocks comments

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Re: Ugh...

"I've always thought open source was a bit naive not to see these things coming."

Indeed. Most of human progress through the ages has been people walking on the backs of others. If you are involved in open source, it should be because you enjoy it, want geek cred, or have an employer that pays you to do it. If you're going to get stressed and start changing the terms of use, it's not really open source any more is it? It's "available but with restrictions", and adding checks into the code itself (more restrictions that as Geez noted, could be patched around, which would be an incentive not to update), we all know how that story usually ends up.

Breaking Bad or just a bad breakpoint? That feeling when your predecessor is BASIC

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I think the obvious question here ought to be - why aren't uploaded photos encrypted using the account password or somesuch?

84-year-old fined €250,000 for keeping Nazi war machines – including tank – in basement

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Re: WTF?

"Too much room for error in an object that has absolutely no use for civilians."

Could say that about most of the guns. If a person feels that they require some sort of weapon for protection, does that extend to assault rifles? (and besides, who the hell actually wants to live in a place where that sort of weaponry is considered normal?)

Right to repair shouldn't exist – not because it's wrong but because it's so obviously right

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Re: Car makers are almost as bad.

"Google/youtube searches are flooded with irrelevant answers. I've lost my google mojo."

No, your mojo is fine. It's Google that has lost the plot.

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Re: Consumption

In France there's VAT plus an "Eco tax" levied on things with plugs, batteries, etc. And as of last year, air flights.

Euro watchdog will try to extract $900m from Amazon for breaking data privacy laws

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Re: Hmm

Remember they are American. So "subjective and untested interpretations of European privacy law" is a really weird thing to say over this side of the ocean. If the law says "this" then "this" applies. It doesn't need to be "tested" or have a judge "interpret" it. It's the rule, it's quite clear, it's what is supposed to be done; period, full stop, end of sentence.

"and the proposed fine is entirely out of proportion with even that interpretation" - the maximum possible fine is 4% of annual global turnover, so if Amazon reported sales of $113.1bn and they're only asking for around €750M, they aren't going for the full whack. Again, it's quite clearly stated in the rules (and they use turnover not profits because of the creative accountancy that minimises the tax burden).

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I keep getting suggestions and recommendations for stuff I've already bought.

Happy birthday, Sinclair Radionics: We'll remember you for your revolutionary calculators and crap watches

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"Sony and Panasonic also did a CRT pocket TV"

The Sony Watchman with its 1 inch CRT was actually high enough resolution that I could power it up under the duvet (to not bother anybody else in the dormitory) and read the teletext carousel that used to be on BBC2 in the early hours. Well, it was something to do if I couldn't sleep. Just had to keep my ears alert for matron doing the late night round, because if she caught me I'd have something else to do that was much less enjoyable...

Google Play puts Android apps on notice: No naughty JavaScript, Python, Lua

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"Developers must provide accurate information related to personal or sensitive user data their apps collect, use, or share."

Does this apply to Google as well as to everybody else?

Given the GDPR requires "informed consent", please can everybody stop using the phrase "and our partners". They are not your partners, you're just happy to throw our data at them because they'll pay you something. Name all of them, what data is being shared with each, and why. Anything less and informed consent is simply not possible.

Oh, and can we please have all this crap written in plain English rather than obfuscated within a pile of legalese that might not even be valid in my jurisdiction...not that we'd even know without legal advice from somebody actually qualified to read those many paragraphs and understand what all the phrases mean.

I'm feeling lucky: Google, Facebook say workers must be vaccinated before they return to offices

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Re: I'm not sure

Downvote because this is the first year since forever that I've not had either the flu or a half dozen rounds of colds. I had, actually, exactly zero. So I have no problem with wearing a mask for the foreseeable future. It won't do a lot of good though unless everybody else does too.

Oh, and using children to make a point is a weak argument. Children won't be following proper mask wearing protocol (hell, half of them don't even wear masks as for the young ones it would be like herding cats), they habitually invade each others personal space, things shared around might be washed off once or twice a day and not between each child (and the quality of the procedure will depend upon whether the teacher does it alone or if she has to keep an eye on the kids at the same time), and parents will kiss and snuggle their own. It's no surprise that schools are little flu factories.

NFT or not to NFT: Steve Jobs' first job application auction shows physically unique beats cryptographically unique

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and in a twist surprising all involved

In what alternate reality? You're essentially pitting a scan of a document against the real thing. Make up all sorts of technical sounding bullshit about fungible tokens, it's still a picture of something versus the real thing. And everybody thought the picture, the copy, the not-the-real-thing would attract the higher value? In what alternate reality?