* Posts by heyrick

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Businesses should dump Windows for the Linux desktop

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Been there, done that, reverted hastily

The place I work ditched Windows about six or seven years ago. Went Linux. Big programme to change everything over, retrain staff to the new system, blah blah.

That's when the problems started. We had a stock control system that synchronised our stock with head office in real-time. I don't know what it was as I'm not involved in the IT side of things. But what I do know is that it was losing items. To the point where the stock people were doing paper inventory to check the computer was right. It wasn't, it was way off. Way way off.

From what I understand, the attitude of the developers was more or less "you have the source, you fix it".

Over the course of a weekend, everything was reverted back to Windows and Linux was completely exorcised. We found a package that looked good but lacked features. So the company got in touch with them and a couple of guys came out and watched what we were doing and how to understand the process, then they modified the software to do what we needed (which I'd imagine cost a pretty penny).

For a company shifting stock of six or seven digits per month, with full traceability throughout the production process, nobody gives a shit about politics, and I would imagine few people actually care what the platform is. We just require a capable system that copes with our workflow and can be depended upon, because our ISO accreditation mandates it. This package, on Windows, does the job. The end.

NetBSD 9.3: A 2022 OS that can run on late-1980s hardware

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Re: Young people of today

My first dabble into Linux was a Slackware LiveCD and a thick book.

Install Linux? Nope. The first page talked about getting going enough to compile a kernel for your own machine...

I gave up soon after, because the thing violently objected to whatever the graphics hardware in my PC was (some sort of S3 clone, I think).

But, yeah. Kids these days. When your book begins "First compile your kernel", you know you're into new territory.

Tesla Full Self-Driving 'fails' to notice child-sized objects in testing

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Re: Cats and Dogs?

Around here, there's a little town that has made "people" from scrap metal and wheels and such. Painted them brightly, placed them by the sides of the roads as art.

Given their locations, I'm surprised that no children have been injured yet (unlikely killed, it's a 30kph zone), but still, placing one right beside where kids wait for a school bus is dumb. It's literally training drivers to ignore potential targets hazards because "it's just that metal thing" until maybe it's too late to stop in time?

I would hope a property functioning Tesla would crap itself and drive at, like, walking pace through that town.

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Re: assumption

Correct: Stop the vehicle, then notify the human inside that the car needs help evaluating an obstacle.

Wrong: Uh, um, maybe, oh fuck it, let's continue <crunch>

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Re: Comparison

"When you say something is in BETA, there are certain expectations set by precedent."

Sure. For domestic software.

Not for a moving lump of metal on a public road.

If a failure has a real risk of killing or maiming, all tests should be done off of public roads until it can be shown to work reliably enough to match the wits of an average human. It won't ever be perfect - edge cases like going around a bend and being blinded by sunlight affect us, I don't expect an AI to fare much better.

But this? Repeatedly driving over a child-like object? That's some real Gen-Alpha hate right there...

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Re: Comparison

Well, given that I'm alive because an autopilot had no problems whatsoever landing an Airbus in fog so dense it was impossible to see the flashing lights on the wings from the cabin windows (the airport was technically closed but we didn't have fuel for a reroute), I think your analogy might need some work.

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Re: Comparison

Downvote because, FFS, there's surely a clue in the name "Full Self Driving" that might make one understand the car to be capable of driving itself. And no, you can't hide "doesn't actually drive itself" on page thirty seven of a sixty page licence agreement.

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Re: Comparison

"but maybe the computer or its sensors were overwhelmed"

And?

Meatsacks can't use that excuse if they were "overwhelmed" trying to look at the road and a phone at the same time.

Remember it's an x-ton moving mass on a public highway. If it gets "overwhelmed", it's not fit for purpose, get it off the roads until it is.

Yeah, we'll just take that first network handshake. What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: The guiding principle

JavaScript probably copied it from C, not realising that the definition of NULL in C is a null pointer (probably defined as something like ((void *)0)).

It's supposed to be used for testing returned addresses, like malloc() would hand back. It's not a third logical value. NULL equals FALSE because in C, non-zero is TRUE, zero is FALSE.

The compiler will accept it, but "if (value == FALSE)" and "if (value == NULL)" are two different things that happen to have the same behaviour. The first expands to "if (value == 0)" (probably what you meant) while the second is "if (value == ((void *)0))" (only what you meant if checking pointers).

Yes, if you need to return a "fucked if I know" option, then you shouldn't be using a bool. Or (looks at a lot of modern software) ignore the problem until there's an unrecoverable crash, then blame the user's machine.

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Re: The guiding principle

The three logical responses in English: Yes, No, and Mu.

Because there are times when the correct answer is neither affirmative nor negative.

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Re: We need a new term for true/false/undefined.

No no no! We haven't sorted GIF out yet! What will we do with a clean type?

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Re: The guiding principle

Gameboy - calls a library function that pokes screen memory.

Modern - calls a function that talks to a framework, which talks to a framework, which creates an object, and talks to a framework, which calls a library function, in another framework, which calls another library function, in a system library, which calls a function, which calls a function, which calls a function, in a driver, which calls a function, which calls a function, which sets a mutex, which gets a hardware address, which changes a single pixel on the screen, which clears the mutex, which returns a result, which returns a result, which returns a result, which returns a result, which returns a result, which returns a result, which returns a result, which returns a result, which destroys the object, which returns a result, which returns a result, which returns a result. Easy.

Tiers before bedtime: AWS updates Lambda pricing structure

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the platform automatically provisions and manages all the computing resources required for that code to execute

With those sorts of prices, what could possibly go wrong...

China-linked fake news site shows disinformation on the rise

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Re: Western Propaganda is Global

"Who told you, you were advanced? You."

Education and media, unless you mean "you" in the sense of "all westerners", which may be the case as your first sentence belies the chip on your shoulder. Stereotyping us as all being the same is the quickest way to end any conversation with somebody who might like to think differently.

"Who told you, you were a model to impose on everyone? You."

Same as above, but I don't believe it. For all that is right with the west (in my opinion), there is just as much wrong. Look at how the two main English speaking countries are falling apart because of internal strife. A model for the rest of the world? Uh, no.

"Your culture merely teaches idolatry."

Yup, excessive interest in so-called celebrities and people that can kick a ball around.

I think the reason why a lot of people like Johnson (and Trump, over that way) is not because they're any damn use but because of a cult of personality. We let being a gigantic buffoon cover over stunning incompetence and outright falsehoods.

It is all mindless drivel, and social media is just pumping out more and more of that sewerage. People pay attention to that, and horrible things escape their notice.

"Social welfare?"

Interesting that you make a direct link between that and immigration.

"What about the people that depend on those exports?"

Oil is a stunningly bad example given that the oil companies keep on declaring record profits and those who supply the crude have more money than they know what to do with. Bumping up prices and/or cutting production is just greed. The sole and only part of the fuel chain that isn't a giant conspiracy of greed...are the ones paying to fill up their tanks.

"Why do think there are wars and chaos all over the place?"

Human nature.

"Because your so called supremacy is imposed with weapons of mass destruction. That's all."

Yes, we have a disturbing tendency to enforce our will with things that explode.

However, it sounds a lot like you're blaming the west for all of the chaos and war and suffering in the world.

Really? The west made an agreement with the Taliban and left Afghanistan. Things went to shit very rapidly. Don't try to make out that we in the west are the only bad guys in the world. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/aug/07/they-beat-girls-just-for-smiling-life-in-afghanistan-one-year-after-the-talibans-return

"Democracy? There are millions of muslims in Europe, do they have a say?"

A say in what context? If they are citizens of a country then they get to vote, and have access to the same social services as other citizens. Yes, there may be some degree of discrimination. Same as if they were black, or from The North. Unfortunately it happens, because some people get a kick out of messing with others. It's not right and it's not fair but it happens.

"many European countries took many repressive measures against muslims"

If you're referring to the bans on burqa, in the west it is generally considered incompatible with people's rights to require a woman to cover *everything*, walk so many paces behind a man, etc. There is already oppression happening, but certain people only see one type because the other is proscribed from on high and thus cannot be questioned.

"because that's what the western propaganda says"

Al Jazeera, propaganda. Russia Today, propaganda. Fox News, propaganda. I don't think it's possible to point at *any* channel and say "there's no propaganda there". Every country and every channel has biases, whether state sanctioned or just an assumption of "we're right".

"Who did what? What happened to the irresistible uprising???"

Simple. What happened in the Arab lands is exactly the same as happens in the west. Shit rises to the top. America is a country of around three hundred million people, and I have no doubt there are some amazing people in that country. But look who is in charge of things, be it the President or the Supremes or state legislators. Far too many are somewhere between batshit crazy and simply evil.

Now apply the same logic to Europe. Then to the rest of the world.

This is not a problem of the west, it's a problem of how mankind evolved, the innate violence in our history that goes back to proto-humans, far before there was God and/or Allah (or whatever), far before the continents had names. To solve problems with violence is in our nature. To overcome this and try to solve problems with compassion and shared resources? That's how we became civilisations.

It's a work in progress.

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Re: Western Propaganda is Global

"My point was not about oppression or victimisation"

No, but one has to start somewhere, and that's usually with understanding what actually happened, just as how people are starting to reckon with the slave trade past and more recently the partition of India - <sarcasm>two shining examples of the best of British colonisation.</sarcasm>

"we are hypocritically sorry for what happened"

I'm not, and won't ever be. Read Dickens. People like me didn't have it much better back then. Let's see the royals make amends first...

Yes, I'm aware that as a child in the UK in the 1980s I indirectly benefitted from what happened in the past, but had I been a child 150 years earlier, I'd have been up 't mill, down 't mine, or in 't workhouse.

"people of the present don't really care either"

So long as nobody is inconvenienced...

"The westerners think they are superior, evolved."

Sadly.

I suspect that might have something to do with the advancement of democracy, general education, social welfare and so on; all of this being seen as advanced and better.

That being said, what's happening in the United States is rather a "and the wheels fell off" moment. How can they dare to tell others how to behave when some parts think it's okay to send out bounty hunters for women who don't want to carry a child, potentially ending in the woman being sentenced to death? That's some Old Testament shit right there.

"intimate to the western egocentric culture"

I think that this is partly to blame for the likes of Trump and Brexit. An old, predominantly white, power is having difficulty coming to terms with the fact that they no longer crap out unicorns, they no longer rule the world, and when they tell everybody else what to do nobody is listening.

Case in point, for years the UK laid down the rules for the EU and all those red lines blah blah. Didn't quite go as it was supposed to because one side had a lot more power and influence than the other, and one side thought they had a lot more power and influence.

So I think things are going to be "interesting" in the future in a world where all of these other, supposedly less advanced, places will be the ones calling the shots. I think China, India, perhaps even Russia, will have a lot more direct influence on world events come the 22nd century. Where does this leave the west? Sadly, history suggests we'll be fighting amongst ourselves for the leftovers.

But, like I said at the top, knowing what happened is the important first step. Knowing what happened and the part our ancestors played in making the situation that we see today.

Won't change anything, but it's better than oh shiny... <walks off, distracted>

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Re: Western Propaganda is Global

O levels cancelled. GCSE all the rage. That, and as I understand it, trial runs of The National Curriculum that was introduced a couple of years later.

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Re: Western Propaganda is Global

I'm not really that familiar with France's colonial history. I'm getting more familiar with Britain's, given that surprisingly very little was ever taught [*] about all the pink bits. And I kind of wish I could live in cluelessness about the horrible shit my ancestors did in the name of oppressing, enslaving, and sometimes just murdering people in the name of (their) progress.

It helps to give perspective of why people felt moved to dump an old statue into the dock. Who it was, what he did...

* - History lessons (~1986) seemed, from what I remember, to be The Romans, Henry VIII, World Wars I and II, and little of interest in between. Which was a rather eccentric view really. The Renaissance? The Industrial Revolution? The Dark Ages? King James (as in the Bible)? The Crusades? Us buggering up Africa... Australia... India...? Failing at colonising the United States? That whole Ireland thing, not to mention the Scotland thing? Bloody hell, there's so much more I learned from TV and the library than was ever mentioned in formal education.

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Re: Napalm smells like my coffee in the morning

"Welcome to the brave new world of your own making..."

Our own making? This implies free and fair elections with people making an informed choice.

Given that recent elections have been more about how bad the other guy is, not to mention rampant misinformation (on this side of the ocean Corbyn and the Jews or maybe the return of the Liar, on the other side "the election was stolen") and everything that led up to that, I'm not sure I'd consider current elections to be entirely, shall we say, free from massive interference? But, then, I think a worryingly large number of people vote for who The Sun / Fox News tells them to vote for. Oh, look, they're both Murdoch. Smell a rat? 'cos I sure as hell do...

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Successful?

The problem isn't so much the propaganda, that's been going on forever (Voice of America/Russia/China) on SW anyone?

The problem is that far too many people these days will believe whatever fits their world view regardless of any resemblance to reality.

Case in point, how the hell did we end up with https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1651078/Bring-Back-Boris-Johnson-campaign-Tory-chiefs-Lord-Cruddas-demands-update

Be careful where you install software, and who installs it

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"In fact, the lack of use (while Bob was out of the country) meant an archive process scooped them up."

Hey, GitLab, take note...

Toyota's truck brand Hino admits faking and fudging emissions data for 20 years

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Re: Establish a system to preserve certification test records

"And the council definitely had a duty to act"

Grenfell.

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Re: Establish a system to preserve certification test records

Downvote because the idea that you can't kill yourself with a car that has a cat is bullshit.

There's less carbon monoxide, not none. It's still deadly, it will still kill you, it just takes longer.

https://www.mja.com.au/journal/1998/168/2/impact-catalytic-converters-motor-vehicle-exhaust-gas-suicides (first link I got that wasn't crap on Quora)

Pertinent quote: Conclusion: Catalytic converters and the associated lower CO emission limits of 9.3 g/km had not, by 1995, resulted in a reduction in numbers, rates or percentages of exhaust gas suicides in Australia.

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Re: Establish a system to preserve certification test records

Not so much compliance there as outright corruption.

The place where I work has three different audits.

1, BRC-IFS. This is known about well in advance. There is a cursory walk around the production area, but it (five days of audit!) is mostly concerned with the protocols and the paperwork. If we fail this, we cannot sell food.

2, Client audits. We make stuff for others to sell. This gives them the right to send somebody to perform an audit. They do not need to give any notice, but production usually gets about half an hour advance warning to polish the doorknobs and such. Given the really weird little nitpicky things that get noticed, I can't help but think that the criteria is not so much to check we're okay, but more "find anything wrong so we can renegotiate our prices". But that's just my opinion.

3, Service vétérinaire audit. This is a government person that turns up to perform a spot check. They seem less concerned with the paperwork than the actual practice. But given that a failure would mean "everybody go home, this place is now closed", it's pretty important.

There are always a few things picked up, it's natural. But otherwise we pass with good marks because food hygiene is important. In recent times there have been some pretty serious failures - Lactalis baby milk powder, poison pizzas, Kinder chocolate... having our company name uttered in the same hushed "how could that happen" way is not an accolade we're aiming for. Especially as bad food can make people quite ill. I have particularly good knowledge of that given a well known burger chain gave me the worst food poisoning I've ever had not so long ago. On the plus side, I've entirely kicked my fast food habit...

Anyway, only the bureaucrat audit is known in advance. All of the others turn up unannounced and the manglement has to drop everything and handle it. The entire point is to see how things work day to day, not a specially curated visit. If these audits were known about in advance, important heads would be on the chopping block.

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Re: Establish a system to preserve certification test records

As do we. Orders for things are made by website, and this is confirmed by a signed fax.

It's a weird quirk of law that a signature on a fax carries legal weight (probably from the days when it was literally scanning the original document in real time) while a signature in an email is just a meaningless pasted graphic.

This sort of thing matters when the orders are for tens of thousands of euros. That signature is a commitment.

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Establish a system to preserve certification test records

Oh my god.

Where I work they perform bacteriological tests multiple times per day (it's a food factory). The results, including details of who did the test, where, and when, all have to be filed for something like five or six years. Thankfully these days it's data rather than boxes of paper records.

Oh, and we also have to preserve a ridiculous number of self generated paper records (scanned into the system at the end of each day) such as product temperature after cooking in the oven, temperature of various things as it leaves the kitchens, periodic weights to ensure the machines (or employees) are dosing out the right amount, and there's a gizmo for the final product before boxing that detects metal contamination and weights every single thing, rejecting anything out of tolerance. When the production run is in the trend of thousands, that's a lot of data. All of this, and loads more I'm not aware of, is recorded every single day.

So it seems unbelievable in the modern (computer) age that companies who have to perform mandatory testing of products have "issues" regarding the traceability of such tests and certifications awarded.

SpaceX demonstrates that it too can shower the Earth with debris

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Re: Raising the odds?

Hmm, should I be aiming for the position of Chancellor of the Exchequer, perhaps?

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Re: Raising the odds?

Thank you, that was a very clear explanation.

For you ---->

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Re: Raising the odds?

Aha, if I do 1 / (3.17 x 10e-14), that comes out as 3.1545741e+12 which, if the 12 is how many zeros follow the original number, gives a 1 in 3,154,741,000,000 chance. Which amusingly is 10x less! That much more likely to be hit by a flying lump of rock whilst holding the jackpot winning lottery ticket. Wouldn't that suck. Wouldn't that be epic. I'm torn.

Is the calculation sort of right, or completely messed up?

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Re: Raising the odds?

If you have a moment, how did you come up with 1 in 31,500,000,000,000?

I get how the number was worked out, though Google tells me (1.43 * 10e-6) * (2.22 * 10e-8) is 3.1746e-12, I'm guessing the -14 in the original is because there are two digits less after the decimal point so it needs shifted more?

The bit I'm stuck on is translating that notation into a "1 in X" value.

Genuine question - I have dyscalculia and really suck at maths.

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Re: Raising the odds?

"3.17 x 10-14"

So, as a regular number, that's 317,000,000,000,000?

Equifax software bug messed up credit score calculations for weeks

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Another reason

It should be enshrined in law that you have the right to challenge automatic computer-made decisions, and have the right to access all of the information used to arrive at said decision.

Microsoft thinks there are people on 2G networks who want to use Outlook

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Re: Release it everywhere

Upvote, because lower end tablets only have 1 or 2 GB onboard and tend to run Android Go. I have two (freebies with magazine subscriptions) and they are actually pretty capable devices for "free", just a bit slow [*]. So having software that doesn't assume everything is a Samsung flagship would be good for, you know, the rest of us.

* - This is, of course, completely relative. As it's nice and I'm on holiday I've been running my old Pi1 outdoors with a little 7" LCD panel and a hefty battery to power them both. I run RISC OS and use Netsurf. (for more demanding things I use my phone) I am shocked at how astonishingly slow everything is. Once upon a time that little 700MHz ARM11 processor was extremely nippy and could run the rings of Saturn around an ancient RiscPC with an ARM710 clocking at 40MHz. Now? The Pi1 is the RiscPC and the main machine is a Pi3B+ which is like an order of magnitude faster. My phone can do stuff the Pi (either) can't even dream about. So the tablet is fast or slow depending upon what it compares with. But it's a quad core jobbie (one of those Allwinner chips) so it isn't a total piece of crap (just pretend there's no camera). Handles Netflix...

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Re: "only 1GB RAM"

Have you seen the sizes of the average Android app? It's enough to make a person whose first computer had 32 kilobytes cry.

Post-quantum crypto cracked in an hour with one core of an ancient Xeon

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So these people have managed to break a shiny new extra special crypto using maths the likes of which the wiki pages read as undecipherable gibberish...

...and they only get a lousy fifty grand?

Clearly NIST has approximately zero confidence in their creation. And, clearly, with good reason.

Though, to be honest, this level of pwnage is just embarrassing. Destroyed in minutes not using some imaginary quantum computer, but a near decade old machine, and it probably didn't even exercise the cooling fan. Utter devastation.

Anti-piracy messaging may just encourage more piracy

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I rip my DVDs, and have no qualms about doing so.

Somewhere in the early '00s they changed macrovision which led my ancient cathode ray TV to freak out and show a rolling and tearing picture, which was why I started ripping in the first place - to be able to watch what I had bought.

In more recent years, my now defunct TV has been replaced by phone/tablet. So ripping is necessary to use these, though DVD purchases have plummeted thanks to the likes of Netflix.

It pisses me off no end that movies often begin with this "you wouldn't steal a car" nonsense that cannot be skipped over. And far too many then follow that up with several minutes of blatant self promotion that, also, cannot be skipped over.

It says a hell of a lot when one can pop in a DVD, then go make a mug of tea and a microwave burger, eat/drink both, and come back to find the initial couple of minutes of creator logos at the start of the movie are still playing.

If I want to watch $Movie, I want to watch $Movie and not ten minutes of forced shit.

Personally, I think the movie studios have missed a trick in not offering affordable MP4 downloads. By all means embed purchaser details in the file, like Amazon does with the digital music downloads, but it would be great to be able to buy a film as a tagged but otherwise unrestricted MP4. Not a you need this app and this crypto and you can only do this and this and fuck you.

You want to know why people pirate? There are two reasons.

The one you can't fix - some people are just cheap ass losers that think the world owes them something.

The one you can fix - when it's easier, simpler, and a lot less hassle to pirate than to do things properly, this isn't the time to start screaming about losses greater than the GDP of entire countries, but to understand that your entire way of releasing your product is simply not keeping up with how people consume media these days. The problem is that rather than look for new ways to release your creations, you bent over backwards to cling on to older methods and just interfere - DVDs infamous "region" controls, anyone?

The music world eventually got it. Albums were increasingly getting packed out with filler and pointless rereleases, so people could instead buy the songs they liked rather than complete albums. And, yet, for whatever reason sales of vinyl (full albums) are actually increasing despite the widespread acceptance of digital downloads (and as a child in the 80s it's really weird seeing more records than CDs in the supermarket these days, and they're bloody expensive, and people are buying them!).

So why can't I go on to some place (like Amazon, or direct from the distributor) and get a simple download in return for my money? That I can watch on whatever device I choose?

Yes, there will be people sharing that with friends and such, but that's been an issue since the days of VHS. It happens, get over it.

But whatever you do, fuck the entire lot of you for having the audacity to begin a DVD that a person paid for with the "you wouldn't steal..." rubbish. No, I'm never going to let that one drop or be forgiven. You basically implied that your paying customers might be thieves. Little surprise that some of them treated you with the same level of disdain.

Nancy Pelosi ties Chinese cyber-attacks to need for Taiwan visit

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On Tuesday afternoon FlightRadar24 became unavailable as hundreds of thousands of people were tracking the plane SPAR19, perhaps with some misguided belief that the Chinese would blow it out of the sky.

AI-friendly patent law needed 'as a matter of national security', ex-USPTO boss says

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WTF?

Greedy bastards blatantly milking a broken system

The number of legal cases regarding patents suggests that the granting of such is more rubber stamping them anything resembling diligence.

A patent is granted and then the holder gets to shake down everybody else in court (it's set up so they pretty much have to defend the patent) until such time as the patent is declared invalid.

And now? They would like a machine, that is not a moral "person", a machine capable of creating hundreds of patents every second, to not only create patents but also to be able to be awarded them?

This ought to count as some sort of abuse of the legal system, but lawyers are likely too busy rubbing their hands in glee to care about the abuse angle...

Google asks workers for ideas on being 'more focused and efficient' in internal survey

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Hmmm, let's see

How about put a freeze on adding fancy new interfaces and messing with the UI in pathetic attempts to copy Apple and instead fix the bugs and sort out woeful problems.

Here are a few:

* Maps photos - there seems to be no way to move a photo that is a little out of place for some reason (by a little I mean it was GPS tagged and got stuck on the wrong side of the lake). Delete and reup is not an answer if it's noticed three years later, when it's simply a bodge of location information on the asset.

* YouTube - it's impossible to upload a video taken in a specific location if they location isn't a named known place. If you're standing on a big pile of rocks in the middle of nowhere, there IS no name. Why can't a coordinate work?

* Maps - it would be nice to be able to say the speed restrictions of a vehicle (mine is limited to 45kph and not allowed on certain classes of road), which means time estimates are well out.

* Maps - what the bloody hell have you idiots done to France? The road at the top of my access lane is the C3 (communal road 3). For some reason Google has named all of the little country roads barely big enough to squeeze a harvester down after whatever house is closest to that point. It makes for a lot of navigation prompts saying "continue on to la maison neuve" when crossing the bit of road from that house to the bit of road to the other.

Best, really, is to mark these dumb names (or the C numbers) and simply not say them at all. Only locals will know which house is which, half the time the C number is only given once on a rusty plaque nailed to a collapsed well that was last used in 1944. Just STFU until there's a "turn left in one hundred metres" or whatever.

* Docs - is embarrassingly bad. While it is functional, it lacks a good fifty percent (figure plucked from my arse, likely to be generous) of the functions available on the website version. It shows something is amiss if editing a document with any sort of complexity requires both the app and an open browser window.

* Docs - one day we might enjoy the browser print preview, the app print preview, and what actually gets printed all showing the same thing. That they are often three different things shows that for all of its development, Docs is barely more than a popular toy.

For the world's second largest tech company (I'm guessing Apple is #1?), it's just poor. Your apps on your OS ought to be a flagship.

* Android - can we please, instead of having options for 2G only and 2G with everything else, can we please have options to pretend 2G doesn't exist? Where I am, it's set up so 2G data takes precedence, and it's also rather broken in that 2G is broken with modern Android because the speeds slower than dialup don't work with the amount of data spewage that happens these days. So if reception is poor, I find my 4G or H+ has become a lonely E and my phone is spending all of its time shouting into the void. Calls? Blocked (data or calls, not both). Data? Pretty much blocked as nothing useful is going to happen at those speeds. Switch back up to 3G or better? It happens, but nowhere near as quickly as to be useful. If the phone gets stuck on E, then that's where it stays for ages.

Oh, and I can't imagine your application attrition rate is beneficial to employee morale.

That's just off the top of my head, but the icon seems appropriate.

Data brokers amass profiles of pregnant women – and, of course, it's all up for sale

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Re: I used to be nice to christians, not any more

Two downvotes? Fuck that's harsh.

My mother died of cancer a few years back, thankfully it was quick because having worked in nursing homes I know how it goes when it isn't, and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy...

Bad news, older tech workers: Job advert language works against you

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Piss off!

"Economists have crafted online fake job ads"

There are more than enough headaches, hassle, and dead ends in the job market without so-called researchers adding to it.

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Re: Don't know about that

And so the language wars begin...

Apple sued by French media over App Store power

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Re: Compared to paper copies

I rather got the impression that suing in California was intended to demonstrate that Apple can't even follow their own laws, never mind anybody else's.

Still, American courts have frequently been, shall we say, biased against the foreigners?

This is what to expect when a managed service provider gets popped

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Headmaster

Sorry, but this REALLY gets on my nerves...

"a couple of key points"

FTFY.

Psst … Want to buy a used IBM Selectric? No questions asked

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Re: Sarah? Is the Moderatrix back again?

Yup. Eleven years. And I'm mightily annoyed at that slightly podgy grey haired bastard that has hijacked my mirrors...

BT accused of 'misinformation' campaign ahead of strikes

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Meh

Re: That claim that it's 8% for their lowest paid workers...

Oh, I think there are handouts, just not for the little guy.

Or, should I say, business as usual.

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Re: That claim that it's 8% for their lowest paid workers...

"On the flipside, my energy costs are quadrupling in a year, fuel for my car is 50% higher and my pay rise was less than 5%."

Before I start, I'll point out that I live in France. Fuel is double what it was last year, costs are going up. Nothing that isn't happening everywhere else. The government promised a 4% cap on electricity prices, yet the raw cost of a kilowatt hour has gone up by nearly a third.

My pay rise? Practically bugger all.

Macron has said that the amount that companies can give to their employees (the infamous Prime Macron) will rise to €6000 before becoming a tax issue. Well, that's all good and well if the place you work for is happy to offer (offer, note, no obligation) six grand.

It would be far more productive to many more people if he properly bumped up minimum wage, which would have a knock on effect on those paid "close to". Instead, it (the "SMIC") will be re-evaluated this coming Monday, and I expect it'll probably go up around 1.5-2%. Which is, what, a little under €30 a month extra? Any rise is welcome, but a mere euro a day doesn't even.....

Computer glitches harmed 'nearly 150' patients after Oracle Cerner system go-live

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Re: Unknown queue

I suppose in this day and age we should be glad that it went into an "unknown queue" instead of simply going "I don't know what to do with this, I'll just ignore it" (effectively erasing it).

I guess this is some form of progress...

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Re: Unknown problems

Hmmm, I'm probably on the spectrum, but that sarcasm was so bleedin' obvious that it shouldn't have needed sarcasm tags.

I'm just a little upset that David didn't wiggle NFTs in there too, but HildyJ below has covered that, thanks. ;)

A character catastrophe for a joker working his last day

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On some of the machines at work, the big red stop buttons do not disengage. There is a little keyhole in the middle.

So the person who pressed the button has to go to the line manager, who has to go to the production manager, who has to call out the maintenance manager, who gets his guys to take the thing apart and check it thoroughly for potential faults, missing pieces, etc. This takes about two hours in the middle of a busy production (because it needs recalibrated, and maybe new belts).

Meanwhile all of the managers and the culprit are filling out a long and detailed report of exactly what happened. When the maintenance manager is satisfied with both the state of the machine and the report, he'll get a key from a special locked box and unlock the emergency stop button.

The process was designed to be obstructive and arduous in order to ensure that people treat it as an emergency stop and not an "I'm too lazy to do it properly" button. Especially given that the machine shuts down as quickly as physically possible (almost always naffing up calibration, and in some cases breaking drive belts).

Chinese booster rocket tumbles back to Earth: 'Non-zero' chance of hitting populated area

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If it should land on anybody's head...

...hold the Chinese leadership accountable and demand their extradition to face trial for homicide. Of course it won't work, but the publicity and hassle might make them think twice about pulling this sort of shit in the future.