* Posts by heyrick

6653 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Dec 2009

Windows 10 – a 7-year-old OS – is still having problems with the desktop and taskbar

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Re: Exceptional service

I found Linux to be... less than useful on my few machines, but I did have the foresight to take out the Windows drive and put in another for installing Linux. So reverting was simply switching drives.

Z-Library operators arrested, charged with criminal copyright infringement

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Re: Wrong Target

On the other hand, with Amazon you're tied to Amazon's ecosystem whether you like it or not.

I used to use Calibre to rip ebooks that I purchased because my mother's ereader understands epub, not the DRM-infested rubbish that Kindle uses, but it was a moving target that required ADB to grab keys from the Kindle app on a phone and.....pain in the arse.

Twitter refugees seek asylum in an unusual place: The Matt Hancock app

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he is being spam voted into taking the show's most revolting challenges

Some might call that "karma".

NHS tech chief dismisses concerns over loss of statutory power to protect patient data

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"lots of consultants and strategy people; few things usefully happening"

There's your problem right there. Those people will tell you what you need to do in exchange for big salaries, but won't lift a finger towards actually doing anything. Consultants don't "do", they "explain".

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Re: Proof that the establishment hates the public

I'm just waiting to see how long it takes Rees-Mogg to solve the manufacturing deficit and the child poverty issue....by announcing the introduction of workhouses.

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Re: Proof that the establishment hates the public

Citizen? Aren't we supposed to be peons who do what they're told (and, soon, won't even be able to strike to be heard)? And bend over and take it when a crazy woman elected by a miniscule subset of the population comes in, fucks the economy and people's mortgages (although certain people made huge gains by shorting the currency), then buggers off with a potential ~£100K pension for life. Not bad for a couple of weeks of causing utter chaos.

Us? Well, didn't Rishi and that other guy say taxes will have to go up and there will be eye watering decisions to make? They fuck up... or more literally hand huge amounts of money to themselves and favoured friends and... we will be expected to pay for it.

Intel says it can sort the living human beings from the deepfakes in real time

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Funny thing is...

...so many of the real politicians these days are just so batshit crazy that deepfaking them wouldn't work. Make a video where they say outrageous things? Just invite them to LBC or GB News and they'll do it themselves. Make a video where they support the other guy? Nobody would believe it, far too tribal to do a switch like that. Make a video of one of them using a machine gun on migrants, you'd get too many people annoyed that it didn't actually happen.

Starlink purchases 'Twitter takeover' ad package, Musk dismisses it as 'tiny'

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Re: Still fascinated

So the guy that corrected the boss has gone.

The way I see it, that's one less person who knows what the hell is going on, because it's quite clear the boss doesn't.

Twitter engineer calls out Elon Musk for technical BS in unusual career move

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Re: Bit klunky, but...

Your final sentences describe every "management consultant" I've ever had the misfortune to meet. They swan in, tell everybody they're doing it wrong (often without taking any time to understand why the current process is the way it is), and when it all goes to hell as it inevitably will, it's everybody else's fault.

They get people laid off (or pushed to resign) when they march in. More people leave when the blame game starts. And once they've left with their impressive paycheque, the company struggles because they believe the existing (possibly suboptimal) method is wrong, they know the new and improved method is wrong, and the people who could have brought some sort of control to the chaos are working elsewhere by this point.

Simple rule: if your employer brings in a management consultant, get your CV up to date...

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Re: Bit klunky, but...

"Musk isn't a programmer"

So he probably shouldn't be using a phrase like RPC like he knows what it means...

KFC bot urges Germans to mark Kristallnacht with cheesy chicken

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Re: Ignorance in no excuse

I'm a voracious reader. Most of what I know about the world and history (yes, I know about Kristallnacht), is the result of reading. Not the result of formal secondary education for which history was more or less "Romans, Henry VIII, Battle of Britain". That doesn't mean there weren't gaps. It was an episode of Doctor Who that got me to look up about the partitioning of India. Well, wow, the shining glory of the Empire right there. FFS.

Oh, and for some extra wartime stories made epic, there's always Sabaton. Listen to the song, look up the lyrics, then go read up on the story behind it all.

School? Pfffttt.

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Re: Meanwhile....

Well, thank you for that. How I know how food is served in hell.

Musk tells of risk of Twitter bankruptcy as tweeters trash brands

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Re: The problem's Tech culture

"that their mere presence justifies their position"

So.... most management then?

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Re: "We all need to be more hardcore"

"We're just here to cheer you to your doom."

I feel like somebody ought to set up a live stream of a lettuce...

...well, it worked the last time!

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"Some employees have to do overtime for free if the business requires it in the USA."

I thought they did away with slavery with the 13th amendment in 1865?

China's first domestic single-aisle jet, the C919, scores 300 orders

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We're waiting on another eleven thousand aircraft? Pffft, there are already loads up there already... <looks up>

Ampere says no changes to its Arm licensing as it readies new chips

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Re: Interesting

Or Qualcomm is just toy throwing to distract from the real issue?

Parody Elon Musk Twitter accounts will be suspended immediately, says Elon Musk

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Re: I used to use twatter

Someone has gone and hammered the downvote on this entire thread. Unicode 1F923!

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Re: two observations

Yeah, I've noticed the lonely downvote syndrome. It would be quite funny to imagine him hitting downvote on every single post that implies he's a bit of a wanker... but I can't help but imagine that he has more important things to do, like sticking a pin into his overinflated ego so that it bursts before his forty four billion dollar acquisition does.

As for articles like these... more please. The real world is going to hell in a rollercoaster, and we're about to get fucked by the government / bankers / mother nature so this makes for an amusing diversion from the naffness that is life.

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Re: I used to use twatter

Oh, cats REALLY do not like change. They probably didn't hate you so much as the fact that certain things happen in certain ways at certain times and... you just weren't it.

One of my cats long ago used to make her disapproval of the change in time (summer time or not) quite clear. She'd turn up at the "correct" time for feeding and sit there bashing her tail on the ground for an hour. When I got home from work and got the Felix.... I had to try not to notice the death glare that was withering the flowers and making birds fall out of trees.

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Allow me to point you at a briefly former British Prime a Minister called Liz Truss.

Some people have an uncanny ability to fuck up in ways that defy belief, where the only response is to sharply inhale and mutter something along the lines of "no, (s)he couldn't possibly have..." and fail to be able to even finish the sentence.

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Re: I used to use twatter

Upvoted - I like cats (and I'm the pet human of one), but I respect your choice not to like cats. It doesn't offend me at all. I don't like dogs. Or llamas. To each their own preference.

Qualcomm vs Arm: The bizarro quotient just went off the scale

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First of all, one could argue that Qualcomm is hardly impartial here and could be seen as being actively hostile. These sorts of allegations could raise question marks in some people's heads about the viability of ARM.

Alternatively, wouldn't it be a brilliant plan to leak these ideas to the outfit you're in a legal spat with knowing they'll make it public. Then it's possible to see the reactions to the idea without ever having made any official statement and, indeed, with plausible deniability by simply calling bullshit on what Qualcomm has been saying.

OpenAI, Microsoft, GitHub hit with lawsuit over Copilot

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If I were to quote a couple of words from a song in a book, I'd need to ask permission and, depending on the whims of the copyright holder, pay a fee or some sort of royalties (or, of course, have the request denied).

With this in mind, is it not logical that an "AI" that absorbs huge swathes of code and regurgitates parts of that on demand also respect the rights of the authors and the licence obligations of the code it has read?

Double-check demand payment emails from law firms: Convincing fakes surface

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My rule is very simple

Anybody sending an invoice for payment does so by post on headed paper.

Vonage to pay $100m for making it nearly impossible to cancel internet phone services

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Re: Unless executives start to be charged for fraud, that won't stop

I won't allow that to fly. The point of being CEO is that the buck stops with them, so either they knew and they're guilty of collusion, or they didn't know and they're guilty of negligence and incompetence. Either way, GUILTY.

== Bring back Hanging Judge Jeffreys ==

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Re: Cancellation procedures

"As a last resort you cans end them a registered letter instructing them to cease the service"

That's the first resort. Registered letter with signature, that comes back to me, so I know it's been received and when, and sometimes by whom. It's come in useful in the past.

It's too easy for emails to be "lost" or "was it counted as spam?", and regular letters to "never arrive". Don't give the bastards any wiggle room, and always always create a paper trial. Insist on being sent a letter or at least an email with a PDF and refuse to agree to anything over the phone (recording the conversation is helpful, you know damn well they are and it's not for staff training purposes like they claim). I state outright at the beginning that nothing said or discussed constitutes any form of agreement or acceptance of services or products. May or may not have legal weight to say that, but usually the most annoying simply hang up right away so...win?

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Re: Good. Now do the same with Amazon Prime.

As above, sometimes I look for stuff on Amazon in the browser, not signed in, and the amount of Prime publicity is actually ridiculous.

BT CEO ups cost-cutting plan amid rising inflation and soaring energy costs

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Re: dragging the country down

"but the point of the strike is to hold the company to ransom"

Yeah, that's kind of what striking is about. All else fails, simply cease working until the company wises up. It's the sledgehammer approach, but one of the few times the employees have some semblance of power in a negotiation, and why some employers are terrified of unionisation.

One employee withholding services, shitcan him. All employees withholding services, oh shit.

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Is it really "left wing" to recognise that pretty much everyone in a company is a contributing factor to the success of said company? From the CEO to the cleaner, everybody has a role.

It's just a shame that them at the top of the ladder are so often drunk on their own self importance that they neglect to understand that the <whatever> that is produced is actually produced by the little minions that so often get treated relatively poorly, and without those minions there's no production, and without production there's no product, and without a product what the hell is the point of all the management?

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Re: @wolfetone

Uh, my take on this is that the salary isn't increasing in step with inflation so effectively it's a drop in pay if seen in the context of "what this amount of money actually buys".

This, coming when the head honcho gave himself a near third extra. Is it really any wonder they're annoyed?

Hot, sweaty builders hosed a server – literally – leaving support with an all-night RAID repair job

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Re: My Ikea cupboard in the corner

"What is the word for being hypochondriac over the hardware?"

Experienced.

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Re: Botched Aircon

And the babies, bless, have no idea what the Save icon is supposed to be...

Twitter employees sue over lack of 60-day layoff notice

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Or he just has enough money he truly believes "screw the rules"?

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Re: Idiot dot com'ers..someone not in the Bay Area I'd guess..

"Iraq started selling for € and Saddam was hanged"

https://foreignpolicy.com/2009/10/07/debunking-the-dumping-the-dollar-conspiracy/

Elon Musk reportedly outlines horrible Twitter layoff process

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I'll add another to the pile of "I've never used Twitter but" voices, with a question to me that seems obvious...

...and that is, these people weren't sitting in their arses all day. What were they doing? Maintaining the infrastructure? Verifying people? Checking reported spam/trolls/etc? Developing new features, or maybe more efficient ways to do existing stuff?

So who's going to do these things now that swathes of the workforce have been shown the door? I can't help but feel that handling the company (and employees) in that manner could lead to a crash and burn scenario in the future...?

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Yup, there's a reason why companies over there are hostile to the idea of unionisation. It's astonishing anybody wants to go to work, but I guess it's a case of having to put up with it in order to pay the bills.

All of the norths are about to align over Britain

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Re: And as the norths merge at Stonehenge.....

Finally! Somebody who can sort out the mess...

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Re: Or you could...

Wasn't it 19.2°E in the analogue days, then 22.8°E in the digital days?

Or as I'm aligning the dish, aim it south then left a bit (as I'm behind it) until something happens.

Tumblr says nudes are back on the menu – within reason

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"an overt focus on genitalia"

Isn't that basically what defines a nude portrait from a non-nude one?

The woman has beautiful brown...oh look, boobies!

If the genital organs weren't the intended focus, then they wouldn't be necessary in the image regardless of whatever twaddle about purity, the human form, blah blah. There's plenty to look at in a person without oh look, boobies!

UK comms regulator rings death knell for fax machines

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Re: "The telephone providers are in the business of providing a sound link from point A to point B"

I can just about manage a Minitel connection (1200/75) on my VoIP line. Never tried a fax, as I don't have a functional analogue modem any more.

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Re: Hasta la vista, Faxy

Back in the day, I did tech stuff for a company selling overseas property. More than a few agents used to send us property details and photographs by fax. We had no luck trying to explain that sending a photograph by fax was an extraordinarily poor idea, but...

This was the day when my 14k4 modem was cutting edge, my "email" was Fidonet, and I think Demon was in it's infancy, with most people having no idea what the internet was. So, yeah, fax and posting floppies was how data usually got from here to there.

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Downvote because back in the late '90s, we used to get junkmail faxes. The little sender ID number printed at the top? Our number.

Given these documents were received and stored on a harddisc as a TIFF image, tell me what is to stop me pixel editing the image to say something different, then tossing it to an old paper based fax machine and saying "this is what was received"?

Probably pointless for an advert, but could be interesting if it's making subtle edits to a signed contract, or something.

Fax is believed to be "secure" because it is point to point and you know that something somewhere received the copy in real time, which makes it a lot harder to fake or fudge, but not impossible.

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Given this is a legal thing, it was probably designed in the day when a fax meant shoving a piece of paper into a machine and hoping that it didn't chew it up as it trundled slowly through.

In this case, a signature on a fax would be a direct copy of the actual signature on the original paper, thus the alleged "legal weight".

The rest of the world caught up, overtook, and now it's possibly to fire off a PDF with an embedded graphic of a signature at a high enough resolution that the only difference between it and the original is the lack of indent on the paper...

Microsoft mulls cheap PCs supported by ads, subs

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Re: PiHole

The advert server provides tokens to indicate the amount of advertising watched. Don't have a sufficient number of tokens? The machine stops doing useful things...

...would be an easy way to get around simply blocking the adverts elsewhere.

My opinion on this is that it is an ever depressing part of the capitalist attempt to normalise constant in-half-face advertising. To hell with all of that shit.

The boss worked in a fishbowl, so office tricks were a treat

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Yes, it's all very primitive.

And, yet, so much more reliable than all this modern stuff...

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I have a rotary dial which works with the ADSL box thanks to a widget that translates pulses to beeps.

Spooky Pillars of Creation snap reveals a dark side

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What they've actually photographed there is Cthulhu moving through the universe. Just pray to whatever you believe in that this transgression wasn't noticed or climate problems will be the least of our worries...

Zoom to mandate client updates every ninety days, starting Nov 1

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Re: SMOP

Because whoever did the site redesign is likely the sort of person that bolts bits of frameworks together and knowing whether or not to drop that 's' would require an extra three megabytes of scripting and twenty two nested function calls...