After near 2 years
Shouldn't that be 'After nearly 2 years'?
And 'mangled malapropisms'?
Aren't malapropisms already in a sense mangled grammar, so are you guilty of tautology when you write of mangled malapropisms?
I have no idea if I'm correct with any of the above because I was born and raised in Birmingham, England, and correct grammar ain't our forte, but I do like to question things.
Any grammar pedant want to rip Muscleguy's post apart, I think he/she's asking for it...