* Posts by Lars

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Global Warming is real, argues sceptic mathematician - it just isn't Thermageddon

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Re: Doesn't the GWPF take

http://www.gocomics.com/shoe/2014/03/06#.UxnU-1bgM7w

Icahn and I will: Carl's war on eBay goes NUCLEAR over Skype

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A pain in the arse, but there is no law against it. Perhaps some drug company should use his name in something arse related. Disclaimer, I might be a similar pain in the arse given a change.

Coat, trying to cover, never mind.

Very fabric of space-time RIPPED apart in latest Hubble pic

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Collisions

Assuming gold is the result of collisions between neutron stars (say some boffins of to day), collisions occur but not very "often". As for speed, that is difficult, as we seem to forget it's about time and distance and not about a physical experience. And "often" is often as difficult.

GNU security library GnuTLS fails on cert checks: Patch now

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Re: goto is goto keyword of sloppy coders (potentially)

I have found that I am at risk every time I go to somewhere.

Cyber battle apparently under way in Russia-Ukraine conflict

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@no name needed

Sorry, but I don't get your "point", perhaps you use the wrong icon. Anyway Kursk is a town and perhaps more known as submarine that blew up it self without any western help, a tragedy no matter your, what ever background you have, if you are a human being. To understand what is going on in Ukraine you have to start from the WWII when Russia invaded countries in Eastern Europe and become a much larger Soviet Union. A super power through nuclear weapons, psychologically even more unprepared than the USA. Next the house of cards fell with much joy both within Russia and the occupied countries. Again, so to say, without any western help and more like from the inside. We have all heard the expression "American exceptionalism", share rubbish which many Americans can smile at without feeling un-American. In the Soviet Union the similar exceptionalism grew much deeper much because traveling abroad was still more a no no and typically (pun intended) learning languages was silly when foreigners naturally loved to learn the language of the master race. So what happens, all those countries "liberated from the Nazi" by the Soviet Union, celebrate independence without any feeling of gratitude towards the Soviet Union or Russia for the superb seventy years of happiness and prosperity within the union. In stead they smiled towards the west and the EU and Nato and farted towards the east. Putin is a child of the Soviet Union, one of many who is unhappy with a feeling things where better then and that evil powers are eating his cake. Ukraine is a pain in the arse for Putin, it's too close and now again they are looking towards the EU and what if later towards NATO. And there is Crimea and Sevastopol. But most of all people where able to ditch a president by "demonstration" on the streets. Hell, suppose people in Belarus start to get ideas and try to ditch my bastard friend who does not look towards the EU and suppose my own people start to get ideas too, if I decide to be prime minister then president for the next thirty years.

Apple investors fall for CEO Cook's product-presentation prank

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Re: Thank You Tim Cook!

"Can't make up my mind whether this is for real". It is real, and the problem here is that when a company gets big enough it starts to look backwards. It starts to look at the sharks approaching from behind and being in the lead give no incentive to speed forward, it is good enough to keep the sharks behind. The whole logic, dreams, incentives turn to looking backwards. It becomes less important to drive forwards than to prevent anybody to come close. All this litigation stuff that Apple is spending millions and energy on is a good example of this. Cook is not the guy who will invent or design anything new, his part is to drop the anchor as deep as possible in as many waters as possible. And for us, we can only hope that many many sharks will pass Apple eventually. If that was not true we would still live in caves.

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Sorry, but I cannot agree with you, not even having read the article several times. There is nothing "The Register see the word "Apple" go blind in their obsession with ferreting out the snark.". Perhaps you should check your glasses.

Apple to maintain phone profit lead through years of 'enormous transition' – report

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Re: History says otherwise

Shurly some confusion her, must be a Dutch President.

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Easy life, no guaranty

Easy life, no guaranty. Gartner, IDC and similar are quoted each year. But how come there is never even one article looking back even five or ten years regarding the accuracy of their predictions. Ever seen them boosting about their success in predicting anything years ago. Is a life, a product like that not rather over prized and dubious. Apart from that I sometimes have this feeling that there are companies who might react to their predictions seriously without ever questioning their previous "success". Religion comes to my mind, and money flows in that direction as before, without any questions. Who the hell is interested in a weather report from a week ago. Easy life, too easy.

Passenger jet grounded by two-hour insect attack

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Re: What? No pitot covers?

Yes, this is nothing new, happened years ago in South America, but the stop then was much longer and the result was bad. You will find it in air crash investigation on YouTube.

Energy firms' security so POOR, insurers REFUSE to take their cash

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Insurance companies would rather never insure anything that could go "wrong" but in this case I can see they might have a case. There is always, at the top, this feeling that if things work no workers are needed. And if those guys come down to look at you they expect you to work like people making cars or pizzas and in reality you always look like you haven't moved your arse in years. Then they go upstairs complaining about how non of you work and then they sit down complaining about how damned much work they have. Work is about moving, without moving there is no work. And that applies to everybody except yourself. I had a coworker who always run, in and out, to get a cup of coffee, to the WC or from it. Our boss was deeply impressed by his capacity as a programmer. Speed is important and impressive too, years ago I was very impressed by a young programmer in the same room who's speed with the keyboard was impressive until I found out every second stroke hit backspace. Enough about insurance.

Apple's Windows XP moment: OS X Snow Leopard left to DIE

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Re: I can sort of understand it

I can too, to some extent, but why does Linux run on more or less anything without this "legally required to support older hardware for a certain amount of time by contracts with governments, large corporations, militaries, etc." Don't you think it's more about a demand to sell new hardware than adding some "if,then,else". Please don't fool yourself.

Steve Jobs statue: Ones and ohs and OH NOES – it's POINTING at us

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everybody’s a critic

I will agree with that having read all this, not a lot of cheers, indeed. I am now trying to be fair and leave my mean nature for a short while.

Among all the contenders there must have been several statues in the Lenin Stalin Mao type, right arm raised with some iThing in the hand. Liberty size perhaps, with a cafeteria in the iThing too perhaps. As that did not happen lets consider some other, sure as hell, contenders, the product statue. Perhaps a king size Mac, the plexi one, as a restaurant or perhaps a more modest buss stop or a "pissoir". That did not hit either so now we are left with a golden apple or some tangled steel construction a la Dali or something. The jury did not bend and now we will have to accept this herma. But look at the head, why this "death mask head". Jobs was a good looking chap most of his life. Around Apple II I was very impressed with Apple and him and a certain third person. And there is something wrong in the relation between the size of the head and the rest. And what about the E. It's like looking at a thalidomide child who died from starvation, put on a stick to remind drug companies of their responsibility. The elk shaped penis to the right makes the poor child look like a road kill. Non of my business but why did Apple not give us a change to choose between say eight "contenders" just for fun.

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Re: It could be saved

Putting an Apple apple on his head might brighten up the thing too.

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It could be saved

If they put say 59 of them outside Cupertino forming an Apple. Would at least confuse the dogs.

Pine trees' scent 'could prevent climate change really being a problem'

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ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Please.

Microsoft: NSA snooping? Code backdoors? Our hands are clean!

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Re: And what about services?

@ Spearchucker Jones

And did you read this:

Nokia emphasises that the user can, if he or she so desires, prevent the phone from communicating with foreign servers. This, however, requires that the user knows how this is done through the phone settings. Even this is not necessarily enough. Even though one would disable the data transfer of the phone’s features, the operating system is still in contact with foreign countries.

Blink once to turn right: Samsung asks software dev Teleca to talk Tizen

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Information like that

Corresponds well with this.

http://press.ihs.com/press-release/design-supply-chain-media/linux-take-lead-automotive-infotainment-operating-system-mar

Another climate change myth debunked by proper climate scientists

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Re: We DID have an Ice Age

Several in fact, but like before, I would like us to concentrate on keeping the air clean, I think a few in China will agree. The ice cube in the glass of water is a nice one, I have won a number of beers with it. But most of us know that dropping a ice cube into the glass of water will change the level.

Boeing going ... GONE: Black phone will SELF-DESTRUCT in 30 secs

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Nor if it comes with a pair of shoes.

Linux-friendly Munich: Ja, we'll take open source collab cloud

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Re: Microsoft needs to adapt

Not horseshit. just a joke. It was Windows that was designed to be a personal computer.

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Re: Ironic

Yes that link is worth a read.

"On average, schools using Windows in Latin America have reported spending 40% of the value of their computer purchases on software licensing fees. Embracing Linux and Open Source software frees up this spending so that schools and ministries can provide more students with computer access for the same budget. Virtually every Windows application has a free equivalent for Linux and because of the stable and secure design of Linux, less intervention by IT support staff is required to resolve virus issues and keep the computers running properly. Selecting MultiSeat Linux not only ensures lower deployment costs, but also sows the seeds for a future local ICT economy that isn't locked-in and dependent on a foreign monopoly."

NO WONDER Big Blue dropped it: IBM server biz BOMBED in Q4

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And you are probably British and perhaps unaware of how your command of the English language has exploded. I can feel your pain but I cannot help much. I am sorry. Still there are other questions of interest, the more international we become the better, the more borders we open the better, the more we feel we live on the same planet the better. Money has no boarders but still i bothers me when big companies like IBM are so quick to sell out because of a slight "explode". Das Kapital will understand and enjoy, but should an American company give up so easily, without a fight. More capital for some but what about the country. A difficult question. and this is by no means only a American question.

Nokia to Devs: PLEASE DON'T make Nokiadroid apps look like WinPho

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Re: Did I miss something?

That is both yes and no as the transaction has not happened yet, but it is definitely a no when it has happened. The introduction for Nokia X was made by Elop and he is "working" for MS now. Still I am a bit pissed of with Elop as I think he should have made that decision years ago when working for Nokia. But perhaps this was all in the grand plan from the beginning.

Ford to dump Microsoft's 'aggravating' in-car tech for ... BlackBerry?

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Re: Nothing new really...

But they seem to have been able to fix the "blue screen of death" with "stops working, the screen 'blacks out,".

Make cyberwar a no-no equal to nukes, bio, and chemical attacks, says RSA headman

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Re: As Bruce Schneier put it

Did Bruce Schneier not say anything about playing with nuclear plants, the grid, traffic systems and such.

And to Oninoshiko, cyberwar fought in cyberspace is called playing war games on computers, no great need to ban that although it would be nice if there was no need for it.

Microsoft courts mobe-makers, tweaks Windows 8 for WIMPs

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[citation needed]

Hello AC I am not sure if you ask for my citation but, if so, here it is.

http://www.hs.fi/sunnuntai/Nokian+Lumia-puhelin+vuotaa+tietoja+ulkomaille/a1393046974949

And as a Google translation. Not perfect of course

Nokia's Lumia phones to leak information to foreign countries

Nokia's management has known for a long time that the Lumia smartphone user information leakage to the United States . There, they can get access to the security agency of the NSA .

Two years ago, the trust of Nokia's smartphone security was still great.

Monday, 5 March 2012 ceremony was held at the head office of Nokia , which Nokia Smartphones advertised the security of the State IT Procurement decided to officials .

Soon after the event , Nokia Lumia phones were bought large amounts of the Finnish state management : the ministers , MPs and officials. Prime Minister Jyrki Katainen ( National Coalition Party) used Lumiaa .

At the same time began to leak of information . In the heart of Nokia's Lumia phones and their Windows Phone operating system .

Unlike the Nokia two years ago gave the impression Lumia phones do not protect the user's privacy - at least not any more than the other major manufacturers of phones . Lumia operating system transmits the user's private information to Microsoft to the United States . (According to) A number of security companies , Microsoft once again collaborates with the U.S. Agency NSA with .

Helsingin Sanomat, two independent sources of inside information received by Nokia's top management was aware of the spring of 2011 , the Lumia operating system to convey a wealth of information about the phone to Microsoft. The company has , however, been quietly , because it is embarrassing .

In the event of Helsingin Sanomat has survived another Nokia related , a completely separate issue. In Finland, the police have asked several times to phone location information directly to Nokia's head office in Keilaniemi, even in cases where no crime has not yet happened. Under the law, police need information on the acquisition of the District Court's decision.

The Finnish authorities began to doubt the safety of its smartphones last summer.

In June 2013 the United States Agency , former NSA employee Edward Snowden said that the NSA may of equipment and services to use confidential information, such as Google , Facebook, from , Apple, and Microsoft.

Authorities startled . If Microsoft will cooperate with the NSA of whether it can get access to Nokia's smartphone operating data? What if the Lumia phones operate at , say, Prime Minister of Finland message traffic from Microsoft 's servers in the United States ?

Google Translate for Business:Kääntäjän työkalupakkiVerkkosivustojen kääntäjäGlobal Market Finder

(tru or not, who knows)

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[citation needed]

Try this:

http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/2330753/nokia-is-accused-of-leaking-finnish-data-to-the-us

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In recent news "even" Nokia Lumia is steeling your data, calling home to the USA. How the hell are we prepared to accept it. In some earlier story and comments somebody called upon the "unelected digital czar" Neelie Kroes to do something in a rather unpleasant manner. But damn it, the USA will do nothing, the British still in a deep shock after loosing the empire and the money, again in the middle of the Atlantic, not sure where to be, Europe, America fuck you. Upstairs downstairs, the first and the second war (or computer) are more interesting as before. How the hell have we ended up like this. A whole planet depending on a proprietary format for whatever we write, a whole planet prepared to carry a spy in the pocket. We need more Steely Neelies. many more, even from a small lost island.

UK citizens to Microsoft: Oi. We WANT ODF as our doc standard

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Re: Thanks

"Doesn't the market decide which format should survive?". Is that not just what is going on here or do you think the market is the companies and not the users.

G20 gives Google, Microsoft, Apple et al tax deadline

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High time.

Terrifying photo special: 'Electric Cannon' anal orgasmo-probe in use ... on a BULL

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@ Tim Worstal

I have to think a bit about that. This reminds me about a true story a lawyer I knew told me. There was this old guy working in some stable with cows. So he had built a chair enabling him to fuck the cow of his choice.

Every now and then he was reported to the authorities involved. Asked by the judge why he did it (again), he would say - I just felt like it. He got some modest fine and apart from that the state sized his chair as it took part in the crime. So this lawyer was contemplating whether the state had some shed for his chairs or what the fuck they used them for. (Better get back to IT) Right now I will miss understand even that.

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I would rather prefer to be a horse than a bull in my next life. Size and shape matter.

Microsoft asks pals to help KILL UK gov's Open Document Format dream

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Re: Citizen access and future compatibility

I would not go for even that.

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I suppose they want their partners to believe it's bad for them if good for the customers. But it also shows that OpenXML is not open.

Doomed Cassiopeia star was sloshed just before deadly supernova blast

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Re: "Line noise, Mandrake. Internet line noise!"

Hold on, silly you, you should have explored the bible with more intelligence to understand things like these, Perhaps this will help you to find the answers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kgvhG3AkI

No icon, as I cannot believe Ken Ham is just madly crazy nor a "honest" believer, so what remains, a business crook. Give me at lest a puke ikon, a smiling one if possible.

Poor Bill Nye, If I tried to teach a frog to play cards I have a bad feeling I would end up feeling more stupid than the frog. Hard life in the god old USA. (pun with some love).

A Year of Code timeline: History of a HYPEGASM

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Reality

The reality is sometimes more fun than fiction. But why try to mix the Pi into this.

'No representation without taxation!' urges venerable tech VC

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Funny guy

Or perhaps just stupid. Moving to Norway and becoming a "socialist", funny guy, does he not know that Norway is a Nordic country with social security like education and health care, labor unions and a progressive taxation. Perhaps he knows how things should be but is just unable to understand how to "get" it.

EC officials voice doubts about Almunia's planned Google settlement deal

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Re: The Big Elephant in the room

They did.

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I again is fed up with the toothless US DoJ forcing US companies to use the EU, forcing the EU to spend time and money.

Imprisoned Norwegian mass murderer says PlayStation 2 is 'KILLING HIM'

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Re: Atari 2600

And a rope.

10,000 km road trip proves Galileo satnav works, says ESA

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@ Khaptain

I would add to that, that if we don't build anything in Europe we will loose our technical ability. And I hope they will not think there is any reason to give the public less accurate results as I cannot find any logical reason for that. And to John Tserkezis I would like to point out that a house is "new" only when it's finished.

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I think one should mention it's so far so good but more "birds" are needed to make it into a "brand spanking new system".

China confirms Jade Rabbit lunar rover has conked out

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Re: I have said it before, I will say it again

Yes, and perhaps it's better to produce something than nothing and perhaps it would be clever to be a bit less nationalistic for all of us. And that goes very much for China too. As for copying we have copied stuff from China too and all American cars and engines are mere copies too if that "copying" is of such importance for somebody.

'Wind power causes climate change' shown to be so much hot air

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Re: Consistent

They will slow down the winds and the earth.

Nokia to launch low-cost Android phone this month – report

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Perhaps

Perhaps Elop now, not the next boss of Microsoft, and Nokia phones now a part of Microsoft, mission completed, is suddenly forced to make a profit. Forced to do things he was not allowed to do before the takeover. It would not surprise me if he left within a year or so.

Tim Cook dangles 'new product categories' carrot over $14bn Apple share buyback

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Re: sony

"to think there was a time". Nokia had a chance too, to by Apple, but If Sony or Nokia or somebody else had bought Apple, Apple would hardly be Apple so this "thinking" is more or less "if pigs could fly".

UK spooks STILL won't release Bletchley Park secrets 70 years on

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Re: Irrelevant

To start with, the Bletchley business was important superb, add any positive adjective you want. Regarding the Russian part in WWII you will face a number of questions (and I am faced with the fact that my English is not good enough for this topic). First of all, and in no order (proof number one), Russia received help in the form of food and arms, if rather late, from the USA, and keeping up the route to Murmansk was indeed a very heavy task for both GB and the USA. All the same the Nazi army lost the war at the eastern front, and that would have happened without the D-day. British and Americans tend to think that the WWII ended with the D-day. And what the hell, it was part of the end, no doubt. Our western view (forgetting, omitting the Russian part) in this respect, is much due to the fact that the Russians "liberation" of east Europe had nothing to do with "liberation". All just the start of the cold war.

One of the clips, at Youtube, I find both fascinating and disturbing is the one with Hitler asking for help from some kids on the street in Berlin a few days before the Russians arrived. Look at his face, not any "Heil" left. And I cannot laugh nor weep nor feel anything, just this feeling that deep down I might have the same face, and I hope it will stay hidden. Looking at the kids I feel, even as not a German, I could have been anyone of them.

To some of my German friends, the very few still with feelings for Adolf, I recommend the same clips. Anyway, the not so irrelevant thing to remember is that nazism did not die in WWII in any part of the world,

As for Americans (referred to in a later comment), you are not out of luck, you have Oliver Stone's Untold History of the United States.

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Re: Zuse Z3

@jphb

"Konrad Zuse (German: [ˈkɔnʁat ˈtsuːzə]; 22 June 1910 – 18 December 1995) was a German civil engineer, inventor and computer pioneer. His greatest achievement was the world's first functional program-controlled Turing-complete computer, the Z3, which became operational in May 1941. Thanks to this machine and its predecessors, Zuse is often regarded as the inventor of the computer.[1][2][3][4]

Zuse was also noted for the S2 computing machine, considered the first process-controlled computer. He founded one of the earliest computer businesses in 1941, producing the Z4, which became the world's first commercial computer. From 1943[5] to 1945[6] he designed the first high-level programming language, Plankalkül.[7] In 1969, Zuse suggested the concept of a computation-based universe in his book Rechnender Raum (Calculating Space).

This from the Wikipedia in English. Are you loosing your dick because of this, or did you ever have one.