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Apple wets its pants over Swatch ad tagline

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Re: pesky 'muricans

> I find it hard to read some of the articles written in American English, the sentences don't flow like they used to in English English.

That's probably because "Americans" seem to be highly confused about prepositions. You know, those little `"joining words" like "to", "on" and "in". They appear to know when a preposition is needed in a sentence, but then choose one at random.

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The beast is back: Reborn ekranoplan heads for the Arctic

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Re: In the Antipodes

If Australians call lobsters crayfish, what's their name for crayfish?

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NASA's atom-chiller ready to fly to the ISS

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Laser cooling comes first?

Errm, isn't there some conventional heat pumping to get the rig into the micro K range first?

Laser cooling second?

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The future of storage is ATOMIC: IBM boffins stash 1 bit on 1 atom

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Still a long way off the "Nudged Quantum"*

*From one if the few interesting Asimov Stories. (He's ok as long as he doesn't have to do characterisation).

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Iconic Land Rover Defender may make a comeback by 2019

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Re: Which market segment will they go for?

So how does the magic switch in a Range Rover increase the very modest gap between the differential casing and the roa^H^H^Hrock between the ruts? Does it instantly increase the diameter of the wheels?

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Re: Which market segment will they go for?

How can the Range Rover compete?

Whenever I find myself behind a Range Rover I marvel at how little ground clearance they have. Even if they had more ground clearance, their wheelbase is still too long. If you drive a Range River over a mound, what's to stop it getting stuck on the top? How can you beat SWB and high ground clearance? (Ok a decent winch comes in handy:).

I think that applying modern engineering to an Early English Perpendicular 80" Landrover could produce an unbeatable compact modern off road vehicle. Otherwise i guess it's time to grin and bear the cost, size and parking problems of a Unimog.

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'At least I can walk away with my dignity' – Streetmap founder after Google lawsuit loss

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Re: @Dr. Syntax ... @druck Not as good

> The OS maps are not as accurate as those acquired by driving the roads... repeatedly.

Google accurate? Only in parts. That's precisely the reason why they dont show useful features like pedestrian or cycling footbridges, legal cut throughs in closed roads and all those little alleys that a pedestrian can use. Most of it's collected in Streetview and satellite images, but it's not applied to Maps.

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Re: Disgustingly Evil

@Steve K

Useful maps, are drawn clearly, roads get exaggerated widths which are easier to comprehend, colours are used to convey additional information, legends are rendered in highly legible typefaces. I'm not saying that Streetmap was perfect, clearly the interface was a lash up, but the actual map was better than Google's. Neither was a patch on the kind of maps that OS, IGN produce and many programs are able to display maps based on OSM (Openfietsmap and the like) with far more information and clarity than Google maps. I'm just someone who doesn't appreciate getting lost, I hope that someone with cartographic expertise will step in and explain better why Google maps are so weedy. Is it because people in the USA aren't exposed to the sort of maps that Europeans take for granted?

Dammit, I want tracks and paths clearly differentiated. I want to see rights of way, land boundaries, terrain.

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Disgustingly Evil

I'm truly sorry for Kate Sutton, for everyone who helped make Strreetmap work for us and for all of us users who could have had access to better maps. To heap insult on upon their nefarious behaviour, Google still hasn't learned how to create useful maps!

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Jun-OH-NO! NASA's Jupiter probe in busted helium-valve drama

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Re: Well, crap....

@druck

Speak for yourself sunshine. When I write 10^12 I mean a billion, not one thousand million (10^9). Don't change usage. Australia is still the largest island in the world and London stops well before Croydon.

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Baby supernova spotted, just three hours old and a real cutie

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Re: Cool!

Yeah, but cool is hot innit?

Gazillions even in Réaumur? Innit?

Meanwhile, yes let's have a meanwhile, Anders Celsius is appalled that you don't make those gazillions negative!

Whatever, "we are stardust", more power to the supernovae, means more people.

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UK website data insecurity worries: Users in bits over car break-up emails

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Re: I've just had an email from partsgateway:

Me too. Same wording as yours. I too use a partsgateway@<mydomain>.<tld'> Style address. They may be behind with their software, but they're the first company to have informed me quickly, so I'll give their IT guy a beer.

Contrast this with another company I recently contacted because their unique address was being spammed. They admitted to a breach three years ago and gave me a £30 voucher as a very late apology! Nice, but I won't be trusting them with real money in future.

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Vinyl, filofaxes – why not us too, pleads Nokia

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External antenna! (Aerial)

I see the 3310 has a socket for an external antenna. That would be extremely useful in a home with external insulation using foil wrapped foam and steel mesh tracking. Bring it on!

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Munich may dump Linux for Windows

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Re: Highly suspcious of cost argument.

> There is a reason why MS is the biggest software company in the world.

Marketing

MARKETING

'Nuff said?

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NASA bakes Venus-proof electronics

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Roofing silicon?

Do you mean those magic roof panels that generate electricity?

If not, what the hell is roofing silicon? Can the Mekon cross it on his flying chair?

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RAF pilot sent jet into 4,000ft plummet by playing with camera, court martial hears

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Re: On the ground

Well, they'd overidden the rev limiter and as my upvoters (proper Land Rover drivers?) know, Champs had notoriously fragile driveshafts. They wouldn't like autobahns at high speed any more than shingle beaches.

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Re: On the ground

Errm, wouldn't a drive shaft have broken before they finished the game?

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Who's behind the Kodi TV streaming stick crackdown?

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I thinks it's wonderful

that these major league criminals are being locked away with the thousands of investment bankers responsible for our wrecked econo..... Oh, wait.

Let's try again. Would the Spotify model allow me too watch Indonesian films in the UK? When is globalisation going to hit these streaming services?

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Hacker: I made 160,000 printers spew out ASCII art around the world

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Re: Adequate Pernicious Toerags.

Perhaps that's because you're a towrag?

Icon needed: "Gotcha"

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Google mistakes the entire NHS for massive cyber-attacking botnet

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Re: re: Unless it's the patients using google translate to understand the foreign staff?

Rob in W Cumbria wrote:

> I have known people who've had to translate between Glaswegian and Cockney before now!

Ah, mystery solved? After living in the East End of London for nearly four decades, I've often wondered where all the Cockneys went. I haven't heard any Cockney, or Yiddish for that matter, in the last 20 years. Round here it's all either Estuary, Public School, Nth language or completely not English. I thought some Cockneys might have migrated to Spain, but West Cumbria is interesting. Do Cockneys, like the Dutch, long to see mountains?

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Euro space agency's Galileo satellites stricken by mystery clock failures

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Headmaster

What times we live in.

I'm surprised that a journalist on an erstwhile techie website thinks we need to have the MASER acronym explained to us!

MASERs aren't new, just a little bit older than LASERs.

Back in the day we spelled it M.A.S.E.R. and I think the New York Times and Washington Post still hold with that style.

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AWS, you crack us up. Rebrands Westminster 'Webminster'

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Small mercy

At least this was done by locals, otherwise it would've read "Webminister".

Proud to be a Limey.

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Is! Yahoo! dead?! Why! web! biz! will! rename! to! Altaba! – the! truth!

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Re: JCEYUIJOKVBYHUJIOK.com

It could be simpler than that. I think they just glanced at a minion's keyboard and read Alt-Tab-A.

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FM now stands for 'fleeting mortality' in Norway

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Re: DAB+

@Ogi

Thanks for that thought. That's a nice way for me to save my Quad FM2 & 3s from landfill.

Somebody should start manufacturing suitably camouflaged devices.

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A year in infosec: Bears, botnets, breaches ... and elections

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What's so wrong about a private email server?

I know that the great unwashed will think that nothing could be safer than a government email server, but I'd guess that most ElRegistas would choose a personal email server over a government one. I may not like Hilary Clinton, but she appears to be shrewd when it comes to computer security. ("If a job's worth doing, do it yourself".)

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Kingpin in $1m global bank malware ring gets five years in chokey

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Those eyes!

Which drug makes your eyelids as red as your lips? What's he on?

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Japanese robot space maid will incinerate Earth's dead satellites

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Re: Eddies in the wire

Hmm, "more years ago than I care to mention" permanent magnets were puny things. Now, today, if I can just prise this neodymium magnet off this steel table, let me show you how quickly it falls through this vertical copper pipe.

Non caveat: Try this at home with your kids.

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Going underground: The Royal Mail's great London train squeeze

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Re: Some fabulous pictures...

Somewhere... I have some nice pictures that I took on a tour organised via Usenet in the 1990s. I can't remember the name of the organiser, just that it was probably done via uk.misc. What impressed me were the stacks of wheel pairs on massive axles, nicely ground and finished with red paint. The miniature trains made you think that we'd stumbled on a aliensubterranean civilisation. A long owed beer for whichever kind and industrious soul organised our free visit. I'm so glad that I saw this before it became a relic.

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Give BAE a kicking and flog off new UK warships, says review

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You are Lewis Page AICMFP!

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Congrats America, you can now safely slag off who you like online

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Re: Oh wow

Yoda you are and pounds five mine I claim.

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Mozilla hackers audit cURL file transfer toolkit, give it a tick for security

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Many thanks guys!

Those 20 days must be some of the most useful work days of 2016. Excepting those in medical, other life preserving professions and educators. I know there are other people who've done something useful for the human race, but my thoughts are just overwhelmed by the outrageous waste of most human talent.

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Space crap: Flap, zap or strap? $30k from NASA for your pooper scooper

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Boffin

Shit happens: It would only delay the problem.

If all your nourishment is liquid you will still defaecate, at a lower rate, to eliminate dead cells from your intestine and bile. That would still be true even if all your food and water intake was intravenous.

Nonetheless, your suggestion might make an anal pl^H^Htampon viable for 6 days.

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Debian putting everything on the /usr

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Re: I don't like change

There is also good reason for /sbin to contain statically linked executables so that you can fix your system when the libraries have gone awol.

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Here's how the missile-free Royal Navy can sink enemy ships after 2018

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Truly Splendid!

Local joineries and engineering workshops could churn these out by the thousand, funded by a whip 'round at local workplaces. They could take off* from the nearest road, although hundreds of small agricultural businesses seem to have their animal sheds dotted around what look suspiciously like runways.

*to land on our aircraft carriers.

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Race for wireless VR headset heats up

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Still "ten years away"?

Display resolution, colour fidelity, weight, comfort and power requirements are alll unsatisfactory. The only sensory input that could be satisfactory with current technology is acoustic. Touch and acceleration aren't being addressed at all with headsets.

For a first person view in a storyline or game, a better approach (which wouldn't make much money for a hardware and software manufacturer:) might be to do some serious research into lucid dreaming. Could psychologists find techniques to make lucid dreaming very easy for everyone. Could lucid dreamers be led by external cues so that a plot could be followed without having to learn it first? If so could you also cue arbitrary incidents for real time gaming? Are there any trick cyclists reading this thread who'd care to comment?

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What went wrong at Tesco Bank?

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Re: The question I have seen neither asked nor answered:

Thank you for asking the question that has been worrying me too.

The money can't have gone into a sack behind a hedge somewhere, so is the destination bank account subject to a digital stakeout? Alternatively, was this just a prank in which someone zeroed 9,000 accounts without actually stealing any money?

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McDonald's sues Italian city for $20m after being burger-blocked

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Re: I haven't been to Florence

Well, Pizza isn't local* food either! It takes a little more effort, but it's not that hard to eat a plate of murex from the lagoon, sarde in saor, fegato, bigoli.., etc. when you're in Venice. Maybe try walking away from St Mark's square for 10 to 20 minutes?

*Venice is in Northern Italy, an entirely different country to the one where pizzas originated and spread. Sadly, due to tourism(?), real pizza is increasingly hard to find. P.S. I found this explanation just before the edit period expired: http://christinejwarren.com/the-blunt-truth-about-food-in-venice/

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New Relic: Turtles? No. It's cloud infrastructure all the way down

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That server monitoring sounds fine,

but if that's what New Relic does, why do I find New Relic scripts eager to run via my web browser?

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Apple drops dongle prices to make USB-C upgrade affordable

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Re: How on earth

> how is hardware gonna help abyssal software ?

Hmm, I think the best choice is to use fluidic logic hardware at the bottom of oceans.

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Hitler's wife's lovely lilac knickers fetch £2,900 at auction

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Re: Why is the monogram on the front?

Clearly BBC Radio 4 newsreaders wouldn't understand the joke.

Is it really 'brawn' in the BBC pronunciation guide?

Where's the brown coat icon?

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Sysadmin flees asbestos scare with disk drive, blank pay cheques, angry builders in pursuit

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Re: electrical buss

> At least the asbestos laden water wasn't going to catch fire.

Oh, I dunno, try adding a little Chlorine trifluoride?

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Re: Die Hard VII: Sysadmin

> is there ever going to be a sequel to The Matrix?

Errm, I knew there was one, but a quick surf shows there are two. However, I'm sure you can guess why you've never heard of them:). How come you haven't come to dread the prospect of sequels, do you long for disappointment that badly?

Note: a well thought out series is not a set of sequels in the Hollywood sense.

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Smoking hole found on Mars where Schiaparelli lander, er, 'landed'

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Alert

Some celebration due.

Let's hope that the temperature profile from the impact and explosion was sufficient to sterilise the probe. However, we've already dumped enough microbes on Mars to make it certain that we're going to find life somewhere on Mars.

I know that great care is taken to try and build the landers aseptically, but since they're not prepared to actually sterilise them*, it's inevitable that Mars is being inoculated with Terrestrial microbes. Maybe we shouldn't be dropping landers on Mars until we've thoroughly thought through the consequences? Well, we're just human, so I don't think that's going to happen.

*Okeh, it's a hard call to build a working lander that would allow you to sterilise the whole caboodle, no matter how inaccessible the interior. For example, you could use steam for 15 minutes at 121 C, dry heat for 3 hours at 160 C, a high concentration of ozone or ethylene oxide for a couple of hours, or tens of kGy of gamma radiation.

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Kids today are so stupid they fall for security scams more often than greybeards

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Re: Yes, the younger "adult" set seems to have become over sheltered as a whole.

> It's like they think this is normal.

What do they think is normal? Parents attending a job interview without the interviewee, or that parents should be there at all?

Are you telling us about advertised jobs where you have invited candidates, speculative interviews at job fairs, or something else?

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US reactor breaks fusion record – then runs out of cash and shuts down

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Quotation from the article: "the high pressures required for burning plasma"

It seems that Riccardo Betti is unable to distinguish physics from chemistry. As he's the "the Robert L McCrory Professor of Mechanical Engineering and of Physics and Astronomy at the University of Rochester", maybe that's also relevant to the parlous state of US science?

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BT will HATE us for this one weird 5G trick

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Huge Array?

> We now have a huge array of micro-payment platforms

If we have such a huge array, how come I can't browse an online tabloid without being deluged with advertisements?

(OK, adblockers are available, but won't keep El Reg afloat.)

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Re: Well come to Norwich then...

> What's your view on the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

As Mahatma Gandhi said: " I think it might be a good idea". However, we've been waiting for its completion for over 50 years. (We have three streets that claim to be pedestrianised, but strangely manage to have cars and delivery vehicles on them all through the day.) If Venice can manage without cars, why not Norwich? Oh, is there really a shortage of handcarts in Norwich? Why not try load carrying bicycles?

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Kodak teases smartphone

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Re: "Exceptional" Kodak cameras?

I think that Kodak could make more money by bringing back Kodachrome 25. (Admittedly not much money, but I'm probably not the only digital camera user who'd love to carry an additional camera with K25.)

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Social media flame wars to be illegal, says top Crown prosecutor

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Re: John Smith

I guess you're not drinking Sam Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout at those prices.

Where's the dark beer icon when you need it?

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It's Pablo Pic-arsehole: Turner Prize wannabe hits rock bottom

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You don't undertand?

Vic Reeves made it all very clear last Wednesday: BBC 4 "Gaga for Dada"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07w6j9h/gaga-for-dada-the-original-art-rebels.

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