"having successfully killed off Heart 106.2 FM"
"having successfully killed off Heart 106.2 FM"
Who cares even if it dose break a few laws. The fact it can kill off that shite means its a winner!
Posts by LinkOfHyrule
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Christian group declares jct 9 on M25 cursed
Monday 27th September 2010 14:24 GMT 
OMG
Cassette tapes? Unspooled cassette tapes? Hex? Surrey? Stockbrokers?
Now, I must admit, you do very occasionally do still see an unspooled cassette tape laying around in odd places like canal footpaths, back alleys and railway sidings but its nowhere near as often as you used to. However I've never thought of it as a sign of evil, more a sign of bored children destroying their parents '80s mix tapes for a laugh!
Oh and I'm sure the evil spirits used to use mini-disc too! Actually, some used to use DAT tapes too as it gave better fidelity evilness before CDRs and Mini-discs came along!
I live in Surrey, and I still have loads of cassettes! Hence the flame icon!
WTF worm makes Twitterers declare goat lust
Microsoft adopts invisible mobile pitch
Anti-piracy lawyers' email database leaked after hack
Monday 27th September 2010 14:00 GMT 
Not good for the alleged "file sharers"
Not good for those they poor 80 year-olds, who don't even know how to turn a computer on, who are "suspected" of downloading hardcore gay porn is it!
So I will mark them down for that, but they get top marks for getting hold of the idiot who runs the firms emails and for attracting the attention of privacy groups and hopefully the Information Commissioner!
Paris, 'cus even she aint this loose lipped!
Twitter joke appeal adjourned
Friday 24th September 2010 21:38 GMT
"I was thinking if it does I have decided to resort to terrorism."
"I was thinking if it does I have decided to resort to terrorism."
Everyone should change their email signatures to this. Oh what lulz could be have with the inevitable misunderstandings the will ensue!
Paris, cos its my third Paris in a row and apparently its lucky to have her three times in quick succession!
419ers take council for £100k
Moms stand firm against antenna madness
Harrow flicks pirate thrown in slammer
Wednesday 22nd September 2010 20:19 GMT 
WTF
Jail time when no money was made from the "crime". I'm glad we live in a fair society! Meanwhile real crims, bankers and MPs who have actually profited from crimes, go about their business as normal!
If I was him I would appeal sharpish as this is a miscarriage of justice. Clearly any normal person would see that!
Piracy threats lawyer mocks 4chan DDoS attack
Thieves jam key-fob lock signals in mystery car thefts
Police issue lettuce e-fit
Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warming
Steve Jobs chops student hack down to size
Monday 20th September 2010 20:01 GMT
Foxconn also make your...
Foxconn also as far as I am led to beleive, make your Wii, Xbox 360, PS3, DS, PSP, Laptop, Sat Nav, Mobile phone, remote controls, Desktop PC and probably your sandwich toaster and who knows, your cuddly toy! (awww)
No doubt you've brought loads of Foxconn stuff since the bodies started dropping so I wouldn't use that against Apple.
ZoneAlarm slammed for scarewarey marketing
'Unicorn' captured in remote Laos mountain forests
Jailbreaker alert: Apple TV runs iOS
Twitter airport bomb joker loses second job
Friday 17th September 2010 23:54 GMT
I swear it's the fault of the Firefox spell checker!
They ALWAYS pick on me! I swear it's the fault of the Firefox spell checker, I swear! (Which by teh way, wants to correct "Firefox" to "firebox" - see told you it sucks!)
"Do not fall victim to these fraudsters, otherwise you will be using apostrophes incorrectly in many ways, such as "I remember the 70's... well actually I don't" when the correct usage should quite clearly be "I remember the '70s...".
Oh, I didn't know I had been shoving the apostrothingy in the wrong place, I shall try to remember that one! So don't say I don't try to learn from my mistakes! You'll probably find something else to pick on me with next week though!
I wasn't even impersonating you, I was trying to be a good citizen!
BT feathers ruffled over pigeon-based file transfer caper
Undiplomatic tweet from French diplomats
Friday 17th September 2010 15:37 GMT
Some of us like the non IT stories
Personally, I like stories about lesbian vampires, devils in tiles and people with neurological disorders singing 80's karaoke!
This is a tech story though, sadly twitter is actually a technology of the information variety! Although personally, I would consider twitter technology of the Joseph Bazalgette variety!
Sony PlayStation Move
Warner Bros flogs Nikita on iTunes
Spandau Ballet get the Tourette's karaoke treatment
Friday 17th September 2010 10:29 GMT
Always believe in f***.
First I thought it was quite funny, then I felt really really sorry for teh poor chap. He seems to have a pretty bad touch of the Tourette's there. Good on him though.
I know someone with an extreme case of Tourette's who actually sings while out in public to avoid calling passers-by c***s!
Recession drives pies sky high
Friday 17th September 2010 09:49 GMT
Economic down turn, most over used excuse of the moment
Oh so its this economic down turn causing a rise in pie sales is it? Got actual real proof of that, Mintel mintoes or whatever you name is?
They could equally argue climate change is causing sales of pies to increase, or even blame it on a rise of the number of cats put into wheelie bins!
I reckon its either because people just fancy pies slightly more often than before or its John Prescott causing the rise single-handedly due to comfort eating now Labour's out!
Devil manifests in Hungarian bathroom
Girl, 3, buys iPad apps, using mum's credit card
Wednesday 15th September 2010 11:56 GMT
Suspicious
These stories of kids buying stuff online like this are nearly always from Aus or New Zeeland. Wasn't there a case a few years ago of some crap news channel making up these sort of fake stories to plug an auction site they also owned? I seem to recall stories of young kids buying tractors on their parents accounts etc.
Don't tell me the app the kid brought was in some way related to the news organisation that first broke this story!
Paris cos I might be barking up the wrong tree, and urm, yeah barking seems like something she would know about!
Steve Jobs no ninja, says Apple
Wednesday 15th September 2010 10:47 GMT 
Apple gets all the press
If there were reports of Steve Ballmer getting stopped by airport security with 2,000 smuggled Lambert and Butlers* in his hand luggage no one would give a damn. Jobs gets all the attention from the media, I'm sick of it, I need more opportunities to take the piss out of other tech bigwigs on internet forums!
*Other brands of cancer causing substances, including asbestos, are available!
Dixons to do app stores
Google acquires 'video Street View' startup
Harry Potter theme park magically swallows big visitors
Coalition pledges free appeals for filesharers
Tuesday 14th September 2010 10:40 GMT
Scum
They aint going to catch the prolific shearers and downloaders anyway. They will find a way to avoid detection. They only way to counter it, is to bring in laws and powers that take away all our privacy.
Wow, loving the thought of living like a slave with no private life because the music and film industries don't have a clue! You're all pricks, you deserve to go under, seriously fuck you all, you will die, when we start our own media companies that don't treat customers like shit you won't be able to compete. You'll have to get with the times or face extension.
Or maybe you will just get the laws changed so will all have to be your bitches. Yeah looks like you are doing that. How long will it be until independent film and record companies are made illegal.
Remember folks, the music business sue single mums thousands for sharing a few crap tunes. These people are scum, ripping of artists, consumers and now even conning the bloody government once more to get their own way and rip us all off. Fucking scum!
Post Office complaints: Write to M.BARRASS
Naturist club objects to erection of five storey tower block
Tuesday 14th September 2010 09:10 GMT 
OMG I just had a great idea!
I've just had a great Idea that will solve this problem for everyone.....
iPads! Yes - use iPads all the time while being naked - its just big enough to cover most rude downstairs lap areas! (Unless you're a lucky chap!) Not sure what ladies will need to do to cover their upper rude area - maybe two more iPads? Either way, just converting to fanboism will solve all problems!
See, it really is true that Apple products solve all known problems!
Mine's the one i'm not actually wearing.
Google slaps malware warning on Radio 3 website
Thursday 9th September 2010 13:23 GMT
oh my
Oh my, all two of their listeners will be horrified! Oh, Sorry, I forgot, only 50% of their audience uses the internet, and it was him who discovered it!
I'm joking! Calm down! They actually have three listeners as I sometimes tune in when I can't sleep! That's why its called Radio "Three" you know!
Quite a lot of exclamation marks in this post isint there!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
