Posts by LinkOfHyrule

Re: Cables

I've just replaced the cable on my USB mouse with 100% oxygen free gold plated super duper £6,000 speaker cable and I swear my mouse pointer is way more accurate than ever!

Re: "Rory poses the question of whether Facebook's $100bn valuation can be justified."

What does facebook even do, really? It's the web equivalent of skirting boards as far as I am concerned. If they didnt exist we'd probably moan occasionally that our walls are a little scuffed but no one would be loosing any sleep over it plus you'd save on gloss paint! Same with facebook but instead of scuffed walls and paint its talking shit to people and clicking like out of politeness when really you dont give a damn that we'll miss!

£££ th€ £o¢u$ is on th€ £th£€t€$, th£ ¢omp€tition and th€ m€dal$. Th£t is what th€ G£m€$ £r£ £bout

Fixed it a bit more - I don't know why I am getting involved I normally think its pretty lame when people write M$ instead of Microsoft.

Re: Peartree Productions

If one these channels brings us "Youth Hostleing With Chris Eubank" I will actually go out and buy a TV licence especially (I dont watch telly any more apart from iPlayer and downloads)

<cinema trailer bloke's voice>

In a world where exclamation marks are plentiful... A chosen hero goes on an epic adventure of a life time... and dares to ask the question - how is babby formed?

Re: Moral of the story...

Or use Photoshop off-line to touch up those pics of yourself at the annual Surrey housewives and slaves, rubber swinging orgy, if you don't want the world to know you won this years best all round Gimp! Speaking of which, yes Lunux guys before you start, you can also be touched up by the Gimp if you don't want to pay for/download a cracked, Photoshop!

Re: This is the internet...

Standing on the shoulders of giant cocks!

I wouldnt wet myself, I'm not into that

I'd rather have a fight (and a penis measurement session) in a basement than use OSX.

cutting off one's nose to spite one's face.

If you put the watermark text out of the way of any person's facial features in the photos then it wouldn't cut of anyone's nose!! lol

Re: Doing it wrong?

Duh, they have geniuses remember! That's how they do it!

Paris 'cus she's a genius too you know!

Re: I know it may be hard for you to believe given your own experiences, but bejesus, ...

Okay I am starting to come round a bit now. I have already had a few discussions with a northern mate of mine and have already discovered we have some major "cultural differences" even though I grew up on a rough estate myself down south - but I do live in Surrey now and its clearly a different country to Yorkshire let alone Scotland! I think also I was bit moodier than normal today due to ATOS being the main topic which I guess is understandable!

Glad you like the Kyle comment, I would have used the original line from the League of Gentlemen but its about 12 years out of date to be saying "flicking myself off to Trisha" lol

Re: Promoting safe computing?

If I practice safe computing, do you reckon I should mention so on any on-line dating profiles I may use? I wouldnt want to to end up with a barebacker - someone who has an unencrypted wireless router for example!

I hope as well as apps...

...they sell porn too - they could call it - Metro-Sexual - boom boom!

I'll get me coat, I can hear booing or is it groans...

My heating is already automated

I have this thing called a 'thermostat' - its rather clever, inside it are like two different types of metal or some shit and it like expands and contacts and that causes the heating system to switch itself on and off to regulate temperature. I also have this other gizmo called a 'timer' - it enables me to completely automate my heating requirements and only requires minimal human intervention mainly when the seasons change - and all this came FREE with my house!

British Gas, you are silly sometimes expecting people pay actual money to turn a switch on and off, what are you like!

Flame because as a kid I loved those adverts you did where people clicked their fingers and flames spouted from their hands, I must say that was a good way for kids to be encourage to play with lighters imitating them, we had lots of fun doing mild arson thanks to your marketing genius!

Windows XP - you make me laugh.

I use windows XP on a 6 or 7 year old PC daily - you must be pissing your pants. I bet your desk chair stinks, the amount of urine that must pass through it on a daily basis when you laugh so hard at all your co-workers using their laughable computer systems.