* Posts by Alistair

3023 publicly visible posts • joined 18 May 2007

No Falcon Way: NASA to stick with SLS, SpaceX more like space ex

Alistair
Windows

Falcon Heavy compared to SLS is invalid. Like comparing a Dodge ram to a Kenworth.

Now, Musk is known to have bad timeline planning, but it rather seems that he gets to end goal eventually, even if late. BFR will likely happen, and I'm going to bet before SLS and Orion get off the ground, SpaceX will have gotten a load of astronauts to the ISS in once piece.

What I keep running through my mind is BFR Heavy. But then I'm a crazy assed dreamer when it comes to getting humanity off the surface of this miserable swamp.

User fired IT support company for a 'typo' that was actually a real word

Alistair
Windows

well. All things considered

Firing a client is something that one may have to do once in a while. But you need to be careful if you're a potter.

There are 10 types of people in the world, but there is only one Melvyn

Alistair
Windows

Re: Not great for car radio

"As the Doomsday Asteroid streaks across the sky, many of us will be caught unawares"

..... and the more puritanical amongst us will be having the local constabulary chase it down to charge it with gross indeceny.

"Don't look Ethel!!!!"

NASA stalls $8bn James Webb Space Telescope again – this time to 2020

Alistair
Pint

Re: "Perplexing Apollo Questions for NASA" at FauxScienceSlayer

@ Imanidiot:

I've given (some time ago) that cesspit of irrational, illogical and disconnected thought a view. I believe it took my logical processing unit several weeks to recover from the despair for the future of human intelligence that resulted. I offer you my condolences for having to expose yourself to that.

Fleeing Facebook app users realise what they agreed to in apps years ago – total slurpage

Alistair
Windows

Interesting.

Not one person here has mentioned Tinfoil For Facebook.

Since I'm a geeky tech type and have rooted every single one of my phones at some point I've never used the default facebook app nor messenger. I suppose I should go check and see if FB has any of my call or sms data - but I gather that the person that wrote tinfoil objected massively to the things he/she saw and prevented it. FWIW - tinfoil allows one to flip back to basic web mode and hit messages that way - although it does get bafffed with the 'install messenger now' page when you try to hit messages from the current default display mode.

Alistair
Joke

Re: well

They'd have to spend so much money trying to comply or else drop most of their database that it'd put the fear of go into them -

Whilst it is often quite a challenge when playing against a certain compatriot, I would not say that I fear the go. I rather enjoy our games.

Reflection of a QR code on PoS scanner used to own mobile payments

Alistair
Joke

Re: How can you challenge/response with a QR code?

Or a mag stripe? Maybe it could work with sonic payments, though I have no idea how they work (never heard of them until now) so who knows.

I suppose that the POS could ask for a pin, although the idea here is that you wave the phone at the terminal and go, rather than interacting with it. I suppose it's better than asking you to video yourself doing the chicken dance in the store and uploading that as a response.

Fake news is fake data, 'which makes it our problem', info-slurpers told

Alistair
Windows

Re: Fake news is not fake data

@ Mark85:

....history not being taught in depth anymore.....

-- for far too long .....

...destination is a foregone conclusion.....

-- something about roads and paving comes to mind......

Alistair
Windows

Re: Fake news is not fake data

@VRH:

" EVERY audience has its conditioning" " because 99.9% of the population "

absolutely 100% agree. And as long as a mostly conditioned audience continues to feed on the assigned and attuned "NEWS!!!" feed, the condition can be referred to as an echo chamber.

"If we were lucky, it did not contain too much propaganda "

Like it or not, we've all been dosed with propaganda, and tons of it, sadly I'm afraid much of it starts in the family home, prior to school. I'm personally of the opinion that it is the ability to reason logically about the data one is fed that is the imperative to communicate to our offspring, since there is no available unbiased reporting of just about any event that has occurred in the last 20 years (at least -- I've only found one or two off the wall, out in the boondocks wild-card reporter types that have the wherewithal to get their unadulterated word out) on anything remotely related to mainstream media, social media, or hell, even word of mouth. (not injecting long sidebar about specific local event that I was too close to)

I can only hope that my offspring have sufficiently acute reasoning skills. Hell, I hope *I* have sufficient reasoning skills some days.....

Zucker for history: What I learnt about Facebook 600 years ago

Alistair

Re: Fake news, lies and bollocks

Hmm:

These days we are more likely to see and hear what others think, can more easily engage with those collectives, become part of them.

I think that reads more accurately as:

These days we are more likely to see and hear what others think, can more easily disparage those collectives, and mock them.

Alistair
Windows

Re: Perhaps I should read something else?

@Floke:

They don't want to *ban* education. They just want to ban *logical reasoning*, since that is what takes basic education to the level at which folks can *develop* critical thinking.

Alistair
Windows

Re: Perhaps I should read something else?

@Prst. V.Jeltz:

The Daily Mail lawyers will be the first against the wall.

Sorry, *had* to fix that for you.....

Alistair
Joke

@Dabbsy:

Oh good, so its almost out of the nest then?

Ex-ZX Spectrum reboot man threatens sueball over unpaid invoices

Alistair
Joke

I forsee

a Black Mirror episode about this whole fiasco. It may perhaps include a pig.

User asked why CTRL-ALT-DEL restarted PC instead of opening apps

Alistair
Windows

@ASAC

I had a couple of Vesa local bus video cards that worked rather well for me, but at the time I was contracted to the guys that marketed the Rage+ VLB cards. I kinda had a good idea of the way the code was wired.....

Alistair
Windows

Re: Feeling Old...

IPX and DOOM! (oh my memories)

BNC cable terminators all over the floor.....

BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and ....

Alistair
Windows

Re: Too true

Give me a whiteboard during one of these meetings. I do that. Buzzword bingo crap in red. plain English in green. and I tend to use ~= rather than =.

Leaning tower of NASA receives last big arm

Alistair
Windows

Re: And the passenger in the shuttle ?!

@BahBoh:

Give oxford a call, there may be something missing they can provide.

We sent a vulture to find the relaunched Atari box – and all he got was this lousy baseball cap

Alistair
Windows

Re: The real reason for the delay...

@ defiler:

Too soon? :-/

apparently not.

US Senate green-lights controversial anti-sex-trafficking law amid warnings of power grab

Alistair

Welcome to the land of the escaped puritans.

(USA! USA! USA!)

Okay folks:

It actually diminishes the chances these women individuals have to escape what they are forced into

FTFY

Cull the adverts on websites such as Adultwork and Vivastreet and you kill the demand.

Ummm. Perhaps if you load the water supply with the correct hormones you might cull demand, but I can *assure* you that sex trafficking has been around for quite some time, and since it predates the printing press I *seriously* doubt that the logic of your argument will stand any test.

Now, as to legislation on this front, I'm going to point out that making it a crime to get paid to have sex *WILL NOT* stop prostitution. Making it a crime to *pay* for sex will not stop prostitution. Making it a crime to *talk* about getting paid for or paying for sex will not stop prostitution. So. Perhaps we need a framework that makes it *safer* to be a sex worker. That gives the sex workers (voluntary or otherwise) a way of complaining about their situation that allows the law to step in and remove the abusers, rather than criminalizing the actions of the sex workers or their customers?

Puritanism. It *STILL* exists. See Mississippi state laws.

Note: I am sincerely biased on this front. Someone I once cared about was removed from this planet by the stupidity of a legal system that criminalized the victims of sexual violence, and the emotional stigma of that environment. One of those laws was finally changed 23 years after she died.

CTS who? AMD brushes off chipset security bugs with firmware patches

Alistair
Windows

Re: Downgrade attack?

@Bryon "J":

"Or do you work for CTS?"

Nah, he just told his stockbroker to short his 401k/RRSP/TFSA in AMD shares last week based on CTS's announcement.

You must be yolking: English pub to launch eggstravagent Yorkshire pudding

Alistair
Windows

@msknight:

I don't know that bunnies cross the road. But you need to rework that to get the bun bit in.

HAUVA

Bitcoin's blockchain: Potentially a hazardous waste dump of child abuse, malware, etc

Alistair
Windows

@Mycho:

Which is essentially all any currency is ever has been.

FTFY

US cops go all Minority Report: Google told to cough up info on anyone near a crime scene

Alistair

@Mycho:

"Safety from giving up liberty is not safety. The difference between a violation of safety and a violation of liberty is whether the perpetrator works for the government. "

Ahhhh, I'm not so sure about that - - you might want to ask a stalking victim, or an ex cult member about that definition....

Sysadmin held a rack of servers off the ground for 15 mins, crashed ISP when he put them down

Alistair
Facepalm

I recall the arrival of a pair (very early in the release process) of a pair of HP V2250s. Were *supposed* to; show up on Thursday, get racked and cabled on Friday, tested from Saturday to Wednesday, including the OS build and storage configuration, and go live the following weekend. Since they'd rolled off the assembly line on the Monday, they'd been flown up to us, fork lifted off the plane and into a 42' dual axle truck. I'll point out that the two of them (sometimes referred to as paint drying machines) were the *only* two objects put in the truck. Now, being 42" on a side and roughly 40" high, these are not small critters. Or light weight. Why in any deity's name the forklift driver or the truck driver or whomever decided to try and *STACK* them in the truck we will never know. But the large dip to below 3/4 line of the box in one of the corners, and the large dent in the bottom of the other made it clear we were in no way going to hit the Go Live on those two. The HP on-site engineer demonstrated quite an extensive vocabulary that afternoon.

Birmingham UK to Uber: Want a new licence? Tell us about your operating model

Alistair
Coat

Re: Business Model:

Have a hankie for the snot.

Cyborg fined for riding train without valid ticket

Alistair
Windows

Re: Not bio-hacker "and" twat.

@JimmyP:

I try very hard not to recall Capt. Cyborg.

Alistair
Windows

Re: This fellow ran for parliament

I guess you could say your ex-deputy PM won *that* catfight?

Airbus CIO: We dumped Microsoft Office not over cost but because Google G Suite looks sweet

Alistair
Mushroom

*cough*

News 2020:

Airbus signs outsourcing deal with IBM and switches to Lotus Notes.

<not sure if Joke Alert, Nuclear Option or Black Helicopter icon appropriate>

OK, deep breath, relax... Let's have a sober look at these 'ere annoying AMD chip security flaws

Alistair
Windows

Re: Israeli security startup CTS-Labs

@ Walter Bishop:

I have -- lessee -- 86 nodes in a Hadoop cluster.

Exadata (Dev/qa) -> Full rack, 6 DB nodes and 11 Storage nodes

Exa (Prod) two racks, 4/6 each

32 Sas systems in a cluster,

Wanna come up date *all* my firmware one Saturday night with switches?

(And we aren't even looking at DRP yet, nor the 4,000 odd other systems in our various data centers..... And Cloudfront would shoot you)

Alistair
Windows

Re: Israeli security startup CTS-Labs

@ Telwaz:

I wanna see that 8 foot diameter floppy disk.

Samba settings SNAFU lets any user change admin passwords

Alistair
Windows

@philnc

If Microsoft were to roll out decent ssh client and server integration for its products that would be a big win for its customers

And Simon Tatham would be livid.

Millionaire-backed science fiction church to launch Scientology TV network

Alistair
Windows

a scientologist, a jehova's witness and a seventh day adventist

Walked into a bar.

Everyone else left.

Alistair
Windows

Re: Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath

@AC sucked into the current war on terror islam is bad terror TERROR TERROR PEADOS!!! fear mongering by the folks that brought you Agent Orange and the F-35.

I will point out that there are extremists in *all* religions, and many of them are active in many religions right now, if one pays attention to world news

The 'old testaments' are the link that tie dozens of variations of religions together and turn them into disasters. Wafting the 'new testaments' about and calling them the repudiation of the old testaments indicates that you are a devout of one or another christian church, and have not spent the time to read them, since there are equally vile segments in the new testaments.

Man who gave interviews about his crimes asks court to delete Google results

Alistair
Windows

Re: Easy one

@gaz

Being the cynical, cranky bastard that I am, pre-moderation on the comments was a given.

I'm pretty sure I know who *both* these two are, and *why* they want to alter history. And (given I've the right culprits) it is very much that they wish to alter history. At least, for the next 5 or 6 years they need to alter history. Once they've lined pocket appropriately, they'll wander off to a quiet little island somewhere and vanish.

And at least one of them can afford several Matrix legal begals. For quite some time.

Sneaky satellite launch raises risk of Gravity-style space collision

Alistair
Windows

Re: I recall an incident

@ John Brown:

I expect a shipment of brain bleach from you, shortly.

Slack cuts ties to IRC and XMPP, cos they don't speak Emoji

Alistair
Windows

Re: Best Twitter response ever to this news

I'm pretty sure most folks looking at Patrick Volkerding would call him a greybeard, despite the lack.

Alistair
Windows

Re: Slack? IRC?

@ Dan 55;

Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but I set fire to the Teams Servers. They were under the desks of the Teams support team.

Got some broken tech? Super Cali's trinket fix-it law brought into focus

Alistair
Windows

Re: John Deere and Apple Make For Strange Bedfellows

oh look

A Register article that might be interesting reading.

Alistair
Windows

Re: "Apple is the only poster child for destructive repair monopolies"

DougS

"inevitable downvotes for daring to say something against Reg reader's strange obsession with going back in time to battery doors.

"replaceable" does *not* require a "battery door". I'd be quite happy if dismantling the phone was a 4/6 microscrew option and required some mental oomph to get the battery out (such as the LG SWMBO has) rather than having to tear down the phone to basic parts, use a heat gun and have appropriate glue handy. Who said damn thing about doors?

Will the defendant please rise? Utah State Bar hunts for sender of topless email

Alistair
Windows

@ Jonathon Green:

"that the extent to which society sexualises them"

This is one of the primary issues in a large portion of the western world.

However, that said, society is where it is, and the mix of a professional bar association sending the image in an email blast, the overall moralism of society, and the ethical and possibly legal implications, not to mention that social media campaigns have incredible range of affect, I rather expect that the 'horrified' adjective is used in the context of horrified by what is about to land on our asses, rather than horrified that we sent a picture of a pair of breasts.

Somehow, I see someone being sacrificed on the alter of social media in fairly short order.

Alistair
Windows

@Mark 85

I'll expect see you in my neck of the woods, since you can go skiing here

Netflix could pwn 2020s IT security – they need only reach out and take

Alistair

Re: Does that word mean what you think it means?

I might have chewed through a birthday recently, and might have spent far too many years in IT of various ilk, but I believe in the 'growing up, growing old, and growing have nothing to do with one another' axiom.

I've QB'ed linux on to the DC floor for my employer, from 2 to over 4K installations. From 'data appliance' to 'blades' to servers, to vms, clusters, storage farms, server farms and DB workhorses, webservers, application servers, integration and file servers.

"Containers" change a few things. Mostly, however I think the single largest issue with containers is that the expectation of what containers *are* and *can do for us* has a huge amount of variance, from the Dev's who seem to think that it will allow them to shorten development cycles, to operations who think it will remove the need to make sure things work to platform folks who think it will make it possible to keep hardware at 80% to management who are convinced that 90% of the systems could be collapsed on to two DL580s running containers to beancounters who see the Open Source tag and decide that it will be free.

sadly the entire lot of them are utterly wrong on all fronts. I will point out that, *if* the devs sat down together and decided to work together and work on some common ground the development cycles would get shorter. The Ops folks should sit down and decide what amounts to an acceptable set of limits of performance on the critical apps (Tx/s perhaps? *something fcs* or my continual question - what is too slow?) The platform folks need to decide what level of risk they are willing to assume, and how much of the app performance are they willing to sacrifice to a failure of hardware, and management and the beancounters need to sit down and decide what they are willing to pay for application performance.

I see a difference in development style between 'dedicated application environment' and 'containers' - i.e. scale up vs scale out - and I see a substantial change in application design between the two.

The major advantage in my books, is, once you've made the mental, logical and process shifts that would be required to go containers, you *should* have a single pane of glass somewhere that has all your relevant metrics, displayed clearly so that one can see where your business flow is broken. The "change" to containers is not something that will happen across an entire business overnight, but it *may* have a substantial impact on overall business functionality very quickly once started.

Audit finds Department of Homeland Security's security is insecure

Alistair
Windows

Re: Not impressive. But then again if you're a sysadmin how would *your* company fair ?

@ John Smith 19

My gut tells me a lot of it's about setting up a process (and the automation to support it) so it's so easy to do the right thing it gets done.

This... absolutely this, followed on with logging of events that alter the automated process defined settings. And logging that gets monitored and alerts generated.

The above however, eliminate the need for the 2000 raw untrained admins, and increase both the value and cost of the 20 well experienced and trained admins needed to set this up. I don't need a gut feeling on it. I've seen how well it can roll out when done that way, however beancounters and outsourcers would be out of jobs if it was the standard, and C suite types with MBA's and no tech (like certain political appointees running around asking for FM crypto) knowledge would also end up out of jobs.

Fresh docs detail 10-year link between Geek Squad informers and Feds

Alistair
Windows

@ Boris the Cockroach:

Please recall that the american prison system is private enterprise. And then spend some time thinking your logic through.

Pasties in SPAAAAACE: Cornwall hopes for slice of £50m spaceport cash

Alistair
Pint

Hmmmm

For you right pondians, the youngest's current bedtime reading and discussion book is Ask An Astronaut, by your own Tim Peake. There are numerous questions about food of course, and apparently Tim used his 10% Personal Choice list to bring up some British treats. Cornish Pasties sadly was not amongst the list of edibles they could take to the ISS.

Beer, since I'm pretty sure that it was one of the banned foods.....

Suspected drug dealer who refused to poo for 46 DAYS released... on bail

Alistair
Windows

Re: Lamarr, Lucky to be alive

ahhhhhhHA!

Now we know why kinder eggs are illegal in the US.

Half the world warned 'Chinese space station will fall on you'

Alistair
Alien

I'm wondering

... If some folks at the chinese space agency had watched Aliens recently......

and decided that nuking from orbit was the only option...

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Knock, knock. Whois there? Get ready for anonymized email addresses after domain privacy shake-up

Alistair

here comes the TERROPEADOCOPYFAKENEWSRIGHT brigade........

I've registered a few domain names personally, and seeing as they were personal domains and not about to contain anything anyone *else* could do bugger all with, the domain registrant that showed up in whois amounted to Dr Hole, Black bhole@endoftheinternet.org 12345 whatever st, south dakota Mexico.

I get that anyone that actually has a website should be reachable under specific circumstances, and that GDPR means that whois has to change it's ways, but I'm thinking that there needs to be a far more rigourous method of getting past the anonymization.

News lobsters demand to be let back into the Facebook boiling pot

Alistair
Windows

well in all honesty portals like buzz(click)feed and such really should die a slow agonizing death on warm coals while being hailed on with very small sharp hail pellets, enshrouded in clouds of foul smelling foot odour laced with turmeric and burning Goop website products.

But being that they were getting filtered out of facebook feeds, I can imagine that the VC's behind them saw the returns drop below 71% and immediately started hemorrhaging privilege.