* Posts by Alistair

3023 publicly visible posts • joined 18 May 2007

What did turbonerds do before the internet? 41 years ago, a load of BBS

Alistair
Windows

Re: Food Fight

I've witnessed more than a few legendary friendship battles in LORD. And most of them still manage to this day to have civil conversations.

Alistair
Windows

Re: Not dead yet

@BillDeHaan:

Ahhhh -- I remember the UseNet racks. And no, RSS didn't manage that. Rogers had an agreement with Ryerson, allowing their platforms and connections, providing power and connectivity, allowing Rogers Cx's access. It was a roaring mess of cabling, but it worked.

Amazon triples profit to $11.2bn, pays ZERO DOLLARS in corp tax – instead we pay it $129m

Alistair
Windows

I could just shrug.

But then, my names not Galt.

Publicly traded corporations do NOT by definition serve their customers. Their customers are wallets. Such corporations must serve their stockholders. And in cases like the fortune 1000 most of those stockholders are either other corporations or they are banks or they are investment firms. These entities are interested only in cash coming into their pockets, so they can pay *their* shareholders. Which are mostly corporate entities.... Taxes, they just get in the way. Thus spending a small crapton of money to own the politicians that write the tax laws to make the corporations more money is a good ROI.

White House and FCC announce big, broken solutions to America's pitiful broadband

Alistair
Windows

Apparetly we are doing something a bit better up here.

I am in suburbia in Canuckistan.

I can sign up with any one of 9 DSL providers (I'm on DSL with an off brand provider) - I have a $4.80 surcharge on my DSL bill for LLU.

I *could* sign up with any one of 5 Cable internet providers. 3 of those insist you have to buy cable and would like to sell you VOIP home phone too. With these there is a one time transfer fee to change the owner of the cable loop. (This does *not* apply universally, it seems to be local to this area)

I'm getting 25MB/11MB *officially* but I'm quite often seeing far better numbers than that. I am however getting pissed with the modem, after the last firmware update it *appears* to be capping individual xfers at 4MB. This is NOT a puma6, but is a BSD based modem. Eventually I'll have the spare system to set it up in passthrough mode. (PS total bill, unlimited volume 25/11 *with* surcharge CA$69.50/mo)

Alistair
Windows

Re: Another Form of Attack?

"How does one protect network cables from snail attacks?"

Butter, garlic, parsley and some parmesan. Pop 'em in the salamander for aobut 3 minutes and ... Yum!!

Opportunity's mission is over, but InSight almost ready for a driller thriller below Martian surface

Alistair
Pint

Re: this will be interesting

@Iglethal:

And what will be said when mole breaks through the shell at 4m and lets all the helium out?

*grin*

Thanks for the lowdown insider view..... have a beer.

Roses are red, we've received about fifty. Google's next trick? Pixels for the thrifty

Alistair
Windows

Roses are red

what colour is Gru?

And googles cheap phones

Are here to track you.

Pandas so useless they just look at delicious kid who fell into enclosure

Alistair
Windows

Re: In other news

"The mere thought of a combat hippo is terrifying!"

Next up on the battlefield ... LASER equipped combat hippos!!! (with added shark)

ACLU: Here's how FBI tried to force Facebook to wiretap its chat app. Judge: Oh no you don't

Alistair
Windows

Lets approach this from an application design perspective

App does encrypted end to end voice comms.

Either end has a unique key.

App (FB Chat tool) is installed on both ends

FBI wants to listen to chat.

FB needs to clone unique keys off both ends and hand them to FBI.

FBI now has access to comms.

Soooo -- FBI warrant was "FB, steal unique keys from user A and user B and hand them to us please" OR "FB please collect the unique keys from *ALL* your encrypted chat voice comms users and hand them to us with Usernames as an index"

I'm sorry your honor, but clueless morons the tech world is NOT.

Patch this run(DM)c Docker flaw or you be illin'... Tricky containers can root host boxes. It's like that – and that's the way it is

Alistair
Windows

urrr.

Don't run privileged containers for anything that doesn't need the privilege.

Just like all those dolts that run java applications as root.

/shakes head, wanders down hall muttering under breath, slopping coffee all over the carpet.

Cops looking for mum marauding uni campus asking students if they fancy dating her son

Alistair
Windows

Re: garage shop

@jake:

My *very* first computer gig was with the (then) Canadian distributor of Shopsmith. I lived down the street from the family that owned it. There's a parts 'graveyard' of a storage shed. I still have contact with the family. I will get one of the MKVII's one day.

Holy planetesimal formation, Batman! Ultima Thule's no snowman – it's a friggin' pancake

Alistair
Windows

not having yet had brekkie

All this talk of pancakes and nuts is making me hungry.

Since I'm north of the 52nd, I'll be making myself nice hot,gooey oatmeal.

Pancakes are for sundays.

I'll leave you nuts here in the forum discussing odd shaped things floating about in the outer reaches of the solar system.

) possibility? -> Ultima and Thule were moving in substantially different ways, possibly on drastically different paths at one time, and the intersection of their paths, the resulting impact put them roughly where they are now. This might explain the difference in planar form between the two objects and why they are so 'slim'. -- I'll note I'm still working on first coffee and first breakfast. I'll think on it more after third coffee.

How I got horizontal with a gimp and untangled his cables

Alistair
Windows

Re: GIMP is hard to master

@Dabbsy:

So, you're planning an adventure in the Ad Vert Eyesing world with all the Ad Verbiage?

/ducks and runs for cover.

Alistair
Windows

Re: Bent coat-hanger and curtain wire

I've done the reverse.

Pipe. Pingpong ball with fiber pushed through and knotted on the stubby end. push ping pong ball into pipe at source end. Connect vacuum cleaner to destination end. Engage. Took 18 minutes to pull the ball & fiber combo up 6 stories to destination. Was oddly satisfying.

Leaky child-tracking smartwatch maker hits back at bad PR

Alistair
Windows

Dammit you guys!!!!

I got this thing I'm selling. Its my living you know. And it does the thing it says. So stop picking on me!!!! Its not that big a problem really!!! I've never met someone that could break into my kids watch thing!!! Stop picking on me!!!! I need to make a living here. Stop picking on me!!!!

/sarc /whine

In other words, basically, "I think its okay, what the hell is all this shit about standards? Why should I have to follow some sort of standard. I'm just trying to make a buck here."

I'll bet he's read atlas shrugged. Twice. And made notes.

Only plebs use Office 2019 over Office 365, says Microsoft's weird new ad campaign

Alistair
Windows

Re: Get Off My Lawn

Ummm. 6.0 doesn't even need a VM. Although it does prefer XP or 7 over 10.

<And there are certain hospitals still using 6.... to this day>

/shifty eyes

Trolling in the Reg's forums... we mean, er, 'working' on the train still rubbish thanks to patchy data coverage

Alistair
Windows

I'm not sure we've really that many trolls here. And I'm rather guessing neither BJ or BB are to be found on the UK rail system, although they may well be found in an Amtrak rail station bathroom on occasion. AMfM however, may well be a permanent resident of one of the carriages of the UK rail system. Or perhaps a switch. Somewhere in the Midlands. Downwind of a chemical factory perhaps.

WeWork restructuring bites El Reg hacks where it hurts as afternoon brew delayed

Alistair
Windows

Perhaps a corporate rebranding is in order

Accompanied by whalesong and joss stick flaunting vegetarian baristas dressed in non-offensive gucci sweaters

We Work will now be called Wee Work(house)

Fujitsu pitched stalker-y AI that can read your social media posts as solution to Irish border, apparently

Alistair
Windows

Y'know, the UK does have an option here. Collapse the United Kingdom, and secceed to Canada. We already have a pretty decent trade agreement wirh the EU. Y'all could be the 11th province.

Hi, Jack'd: A little PSA for anyone using this dating-hook-up app... Anyone can slurp your private, public snaps

Alistair
Windows

Phone app development nutshell.

Dudes, yer cramping the ad income style here......

*cough*

NASA pops titanium tea cosy over Martian InSight probe instrument

Alistair
Windows

A little dome away from home?

Considering the external appearance is so similar to a sports stadium I'm wondering if this was a shot at the stuperbowl.

Clever girl: SpaceX's Mars-bound Raptor engine looks like it works just fine

Alistair
Windows

Trojans

I can't recall if it was the leading trojans or the trailing trojans that were causing all the problems in Mote.

I'm sure we'll figure that all out when Lucy gets there.....

Speaking of which, I need to make more coffee.

Ca-caw-caw: Pigeon poops on tot's face as tempers fray at siege of Lincoln flats

Alistair
Windows

About two years ago we had a barn owl move into the local stream/park valley. The park is about a klick away, but he/she/it seems to have a patrol range of about 4 or 5k. There's been a dearth of pidgeons, seagulls and starlings since. Although it seems the crows like to give the owl a hard time.

Huge bird, and quite handsome.

Team America tries to crash Little Rocket Man's Joanap botnet from within, warns owners of infected boxes

Alistair
Windows

I'm wondering if the military types found it active on their hardware, and brought in the FBI to help with the legal bits, and turned it into a 'lets do the right thing .....'

Okay maybe 'lets see if we can steal someone else's military secrets while we're at it.....'

Canadians moot methods to embiggen moose monument and make Mac great again

Alistair
Windows

Moose

... in most times of the year, are *not* your friend. Unless of course they're looking for a 'friend'. Then, well, your car might be in trouble.

Swiss Public Prosecutor will probe WIPO's misconduct allegations against CIO, says his legal counsel

Alistair
Windows

International non governmental organization with influence on financial tools

Seems to suffer from corruption issues at the top.

Hmmm. Understatement of the decade perhaps?

Alistair

Hmmm:

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Patents themselves have become unfit for purpose. They no longer provide temporary protection for the patent holder in exchange for disclosure to society as a whole but are instead abused as trading cards to protect large institutions from innovation.

It's hardly surprising that the officers overseeing this failure are themselves the target of corruption, and that it sometimes succeeds in spades.

Yup, that reads more accurately.

iPhone price cuts are coming, teases Apple CEO. *Bring-bring* Hello, Apple UK? It's El Reg. You free to chat?

Alistair
Windows

Re: "Our users are hanging on to their iPhones a little longer"...

@batfink :

I seem to be in a rather strange perception mode. I was about to ask you *when* you'd been able to buy landmines at commodity prices. Either that or my glasses need cleaning....

(I'm pretty sure that they trade at somewhat higher than commodity prices even on the black market)

Alistair
Windows

....

Mine yells "Thhheeeeeeerrree are stars in the southern sky........"

But that's just dating me.

Apple: Trust us, we've patented parts of Swift, and thus chunks of other programming languages, for your own good

Alistair
Windows

Re: SUN once said the the same positive things about Java Patents and licensing structure

@Voyna:

I suppose "Gives good head when going door to door"

might not qualify in your voting exercise....

I can hear the light! Boffins beam audio into ears with freakin' lasers

Alistair
Windows

All the chuckles aside, I'm wondering about the real world uses like most here ?hear? ....

I know a couple of folks who *really* cannot wear headphones or earbuds. (autism can have some wonderful quirks) but would love to have music whilst working (I share this trait of being able to focus better while having music playing .... it helps with my ADD), and generally cannot have this as it becomes an environment conflict. (i.e they are allowed to have headphones or earbuds, cannot wear them due to physical reaction or as in my SO's case earbuds just *do not* stay in place due to the shape of her ears)

I actually wonder if the arrangement could be made light enough and non-constrictive enough to solve their issues.

But then I am a bit weird.

I suppose the other application would be to communicate verbally with the herd of laser equipped sharks.

Starship bloopers: In touching tribute to Tesla shares, Musk proto-craft tumbles – as Bezos' Blue Origin rocket lifts off

Alistair
Windows

Re: >> land the bits in known large empty spaces

@W.S. Gosset:

Are you suggesting that there are fish out there in possession of ILLEGAL legs? Damn, better get the Fish and Game guys on that RIGHT NOW!!! and while we're at it build a wall to keep these illegally legged terrorist fish out of our waters!!!!

EasyJet boss says pre-Chrimbo Gatwick drone chaos cost it £15m

Alistair
Windows

..... Somewhere, deep in the heart of England, there is a polyethylene prop, popped up from under the instrument panel, gently waving in the breeze from the damaged cockpit window, and a fellow named Victor asking Clarence why Gatwick wont give him clearance to land.

"Dammit Clarence, its just a $#%@#% drone, all I need is clearance to land......"

Want to spin up Ubuntu VMs from Windows 10's command line, eh? We'll need to see a Multipass

Alistair
Windows

Re: Somebody had to...

@Velv:

I was hoping that perhaps MS had decided to have Leelo demonstrate the new feature. Live. On stage. Somewhere up here in Canuckistan.

Ever feel like all your prayers go unheard? The Catholic Church has an app for that

Alistair
Windows

Re: Wrong App?

I wonder if there's a tracking component to the prayer app that the priesthood has access to.........

(that thunk you heard was a censer hitting the chapel floor)

DDoS sueball, felonious fonts, leaky Android file manager, blundering building security, etc etc

Alistair
Windows

Re: Es file explorer went to shit

I'm liking Total Commander at the moment -- I've been looking to replace ES for quite some time.

Now I need something to replace the (ES) task manager that originally attracted me....

Dear humans, We thought it was time we looked through YOUR source code. We found a mystery ancestor. Signed, the computers

Alistair
Windows

Re: A clue?

.... on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again....

DNAaaahahaha: Twins' 23andMe, Ancestry, etc genetic tests vary wildly, surprising no one

Alistair
Windows

Antecedents perhaps. No report about any of their descendants would be appropriate.

Are you sure your disc drive has stopped rotating, or are you just ignoring the messages?

Alistair
Windows

Re: Gah. Users.

@Stevie:

The sum total of intelligence on the planet is a constant. I think, since my early teens, the population has doubled.

Vodafone signs $550m deal with IBM to offload cloud biz

Alistair
Windows

Re: From Red to Blue

Umm.

"I can quite easily see IBM's customer facing cloud offerings going the way of the Thinkpad in <5 years. Obviously they will keep an internal offering, but they are hardly cutting edge are they? "

I worked at IBM. I can tell you about IBM and "cloud". I've moved on. And moved on again. And been bought by IBM. Again. There's a very simple reason IBM bought RedHat. IBM can't cloud. doesn't cloud.

To the Voda folks; polish resume, get a nice outfit to do interviews, and start looking now. Stick with it until they offer to buy you out and dive out the door with the redundancy pay and a new job waiting. And be prepared to end up in the same space in 5 to 8 years.

Oracle exec: Open-source vendors locking down licences proves 'they were never really open'

Alistair
Windows

---- ZFS.

/drops mic.

Having AI assistants ruling our future lives? That's so sad. Alexa play Despacito

Alistair
Windows

Its still not intelligent.

Its a well trained algorthm. This and no more.

And its a microphone in my house, managed, controlled and tracked by a corporation that has *already* made mistakes.

Much like the "my ipone camera is SOooo much better than that dslr. I mean if you did all sorts of post work on the DSLR it might look so good". Your shitty little ipone camera *DOES* all sorts of post work on the image, before you see it you tit.

The Large Hadron Collider is small beer. Give us billions more for bigger kit, say boffins

Alistair
Windows

Re: If all you have is a hammer

@AC "if all you have is a hammer".

Your post is accurate, if and only if you have forsworn logic. Since it is abundantly clear you have forsworn logic, I'd suggest that you log off the internet, light a scented essential oil candle, and go back to reading 'Once and future time travels of my dog'.

World's first robot hotel massacres half of its robot staff

Alistair
Windows

' Not to mention that technology today is anything but smart. If it is reliable, it's because there is decades of experience behind it. But as soon as it is connected to the mother ship it becomes dumb as a rock, subservient to the whims of its maker, and should be discarded beaten to a pulp, burned to the ground, shot from a cannon and encased in concrete and dropped into the deepest part of the Marianas Trench. "

FTFY Pascal.

I'll just drop this press release on the forum floor.

Alistair
Go

I'll just drop this press release on the forum floor.

https://www.redhat.com/en/about/press-releases/red-hat-drives-unified-foundation-kubernetes-and-virtual-machines-red-hat-openstack-platform-14

Spektr-R goes quiet, Dragon splashes down and SpaceX lays off

Alistair
Windows

Accumulations of cosmic radiation?

Urrrr. I think there's a translation slip there - I'm guessing RosCosMos would be better than that - Accumulated affects of cosmic radiation perhaps?

This must be some kind of mistake. IT managers axed, CEO and others' wallets lightened in patient hack aftermath

Alistair
Windows

Oddly, having worked with a couple of young folks from Singapore a ways back, I 'm thinking this is to be expected. They appear to raise their offspring with an uttlerly different attitude toward 'responsibility' and 'integrity'. Mind you it was only a couple of youngsters, but I appreciated their candor and integrity at the time. And it (only slightly) changed my attitude toward the rest of the world for the better.

)there *is* a reason I use the Grumpy Old Fart icon so liberally(

What a cheep shot: Bird sorry after legal eagles fire DMCA takedown at scooter unlock blog

Alistair
Windows

Re: Even if you couldn't replace the board

"one careful owner, electric chair to go with that"

.... something to chase down the ambient stupid and dispose of it when and where needed?

Cops told: No, you can't have a warrant to force a big bunch of people to unlock their phones by fingerprint, face scans

Alistair
Windows

Re: An example of why some things should always go in front of a judge

@Voland:

I'd be inclined to agree. The frequency and depth of damage are accounted for as ROI for the current 'ruling' class. We can only hope it keeps getting more expensive for those to happen. And that there are one or two judges about that decide that the bargain isn't worth the sleepless nights.

Nissan EV app password reset prompts user panic

Alistair
Windows

Re: Juke hazard

I've never worried about the juke hazard. I just regard all Nissans as a hazard in general. Anything manufactured after they changed names.....