* Posts by VinceH

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Amazon to dig DEEPER into YOUR shopping habit BRAIN with targeted ads system

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Yeah... and the same with DVDs: Buy a particular film, and see different editions (or formats) of the same film appear in your recommendations.

Of course, part of the problem with DVDs is that different editions/formats are catalogued separately. Wouldn't it be nice if, when you searched for a particular film, the search results page didn't list each version of the film separately, then the close or related matches in the same way - but instead, the first result was just the film you searched for, then each subsequent result was just one result for each individual film Amazon considers a close/related match.

Click on the page for the film, and there it can list different editions in the catalogue.

Note that if you visit the page for a version of a DVD you've already bought, it tells you at the top you bought this item on such and such a date. By listing DVDs in the way above, it could say you bought "such and such a version of this film on such and such a date".

Under the current system, if you've bought "Popcorn Blockbuster 3: The Sequel's Sequel - Ultimate Edition" and you forget, you could find yourself on the page for "Popcorn Blockbuster 3: The Sequel's Sequel - Final Ultimate (We Really Mean It Until The Next One) Edition" and buy it again.

If the underlying database is per film, and the editions are listed under that, the problem goes away. Indeed, if Amazon did it like that, I'd quite happily tell them what films I've already bought from elsewhere. Sure, they'd be more than happy for me to buy the same sodding film twice, but they'd be providing a better customer experience, and in return for that I'll happily give them more data to make better recommendations to me, and therefore encourage me to spend more.

And while they're at it, including an IMDB link for each film as well would be useful.

Trundle, trundle, FLEEEP: iPhone 6 production grinds to halt

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Re: Ahh...

"Or that news stories about possible production problems function as advertising?"

Quite possibly, yes. News of a shortage could help ensure the true believers in Applanity fanbois are willing to queue up outside the Temples of Applanity Apple Stores days before the new Icon of True Faith shiny iThing is Rendered Unto the World of Men officially on sale.

Apple have an over-hyped reputation to maintain, after all.

LOHAN gets laughing gear round promotional mug

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Re: How about

Does handedness really matter when drinking? I'm right handed, but my drinking hand varies with seemingly no rhyme nor reason.

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Re: How about

That was my thinking when I read that. There is some logic to having both on the one mug - representing that it's an overpuddlevulture launch of a eurovulture project. Or something like that.

Vampires and Ninjas versus the Alien Jedi Robot Pirates: It's ON

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You made no mention of sharks with frikkin' lasers! I want - no, DEMAND - sharks with frikkin' lasers.

Microsoft: We plan to CLEAN UP this here Windows Store town

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Re: So, exactly the same as BlackBerry's AppWorld_of_disappointment then...

"I don;t understand why IT folks aren't drunk all the time. Or, perhaps they are."

*hic*

That is all.

New twist as rogue antivirus enters death throes

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"Defru has a different and simpler approach ... it prevents the user from using the internet by showing a fake scan when using different websites."

And the malware displays a message saying:

"Detected on your computer malicious software that blocks access to certain Internet resources, in order to protect your authentication data from intruders the defender system Windows Security was forced to intervene."

So up until the comma, the malware is actually telling the truth - it's just referring to itself.

Microsoft, Google link arms on browser vid chat

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Re: This can't end well...

If you use NoScript, then by using Javascript it also can't start well at all, unless you specifically allow it. :)

Boffins build CYBORG-MOTHRA but not for evil: For search & rescue

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Congratulations to those boffins for developing the first fairground ride designed specifically for moths. It's not much of a ride, but it's a first attempt, after all.

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They can be annoying enough as it is, and now you have to wonder if they're spying on you as well.

Erm... I mean moths, of course, not GCHQ, which we already know probably are!

Kate Bush: Don't make me HAVE CONTACT with your iPHONE

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Re: Its not just Kate Bush

So how do you know there's someone called Kate working at his local strip club?

Tech patent hoarder Intellectual Ventures to lose a fifth of its trolls

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Re: Schadenfreud

Yeah, but it's still spelt schadenfreude! :)

UK fuzz want PINCODES on ALL mobile phones

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Re: All well and good...

Excellent, thanks.

VinceH

Re: All well and good...

I second that emotion request for the name of the app!

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Re: we need the public to become educated in the tools they are using and what can be installed

"How exactly does selling phones with pin codes stop that?"

Quite - if anything it helps with that, because (based on a massive statistical sample of one - my mother1) I suspect selling phones with PIN codes will result in people realising that their phones support the use of PIN codes!

Personally, I think passwords (or PINs) should be mandatory on anything of this sort - not just phones, but also tablets, laptops, desktop PCs. Too many people don't bother - so legislate so that the manufacturers (and OS developers as appropriate) have to make password/PIN access compulsory, rather than optional.

It's a dreaded nanny-state approach, but one that forces people to at least use some form of limited security, and hopefully some will go on to learn why.

1. technically, I'm talking about a tablet rather than a phone - but she didn't have a PIN or other form of security set up on it. My brother visited her house and used the tablet while he was there, and she was not best pleased to discover he had logged her out of Skype, and she couldn't remember the password to log in again. At which point, yours truly gets asked to sort it out. Sadly, I wasn't asked to set it up in the first place - my nephew did the deed, and couldn't remember the password he used. D'oh! Still - sorted now.

This'll end well: US govt says car-to-car jibber-jabber will SAVE lives

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"and somehow would have to be retrofitted to older vehicles"

Quite - not to mention the inevitable risks from hacking (so bogus signals can be sent to other cars), jamming (someone's bound to... it'll be illegal, but someone will), and the communication being extended to become YATS (yet another tracking system).

A simpler, and probably safer, system would be entirely self contained. Put further time and development effort into sensors that will recognise other things on the road, and correlate them with the speed and direction of the vehicle, giving the driver signals and warnings as appropriate.

I've no problem with that data being recorded and made available to insurance companies and plod only where the car is then involved in an accident or is pulled over legitimately for some errant behaviour. It should not be routinely available.

Tor-rorists get sneaky Aphex Twin album peek in dance guru hypegasm

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"Visit a mirror of the Tor service hosted on the mainstream web, however, and not only is the track listing redacted, but surfers are shown a rundown of potentially personally identifying information blabbed by the browser."

Well, you say that, but...

Visitor53f30e5e9eb50

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Referring Sitehttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/08/18/aphex_twin_stirs_hypegasm_by_releasing_new_album_details_only_on_tor/

IP GeolocationIndeterminate

Returning Visits3

Time on Page00:00

Total Pageviews92686

Bandwidth Used534KB

Bandwidth Cost$5.34x10-6

Browser ID

I guess that's NoScript doing its job (though there's more stuff that could be determined without Javascript - so it's a poorly implemented publicity stunt, really).

iPhone 6 flip tip slips in Aussie's clip: Apple's 'reversible USB' leaks

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Re: Fake?

How dare they steal Apple's revolutionary new idea and put it on sale before Apple even came up with it!

Rupert Murdoch says Google is worse than the NSA

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Re: fixed it for him

Hang on, I think I have a new game here to replace rock, paper, scissors - and is less complicated than Sheldon's rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock.

It's called: News of the World, Google, NSA:

News of the World beats (is worse than) Google.

Google beats (is worse than) the NSA.

NSA beats (is worse than) News of the World.

Does anyone think it'll catch on? I'm wondering if it's worth getting it patented with the USPTO!

VinceH

Re: On which internet is google an "opt-in site" ?

"You should install a little thing like no-script. Its a bit of a faf at first to set up the permissions how you want them. But after that, google analytics and google-anything is blocked from running."

He mentioned Ghostery, so that's a good start, but yes: NoScript (once the fiddly faffing is out of the way) + Ghostery + A sensible cookie policy (again with a bit of faffing at first for those you want to allow) = A good browsing experience.

Twitter displays our 'Favorites'. That is, like, PRIVATE, huff naive users

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Re: I think that it has always been the case

I've certainly received emails from time to time from Twitter to tell me that so-and-so has "favorited" my twittish comment.

Take the shame: Microsofties ADMIT to playing Internet Explorer name-change game

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Re: maybe they should call it…

Only if they first change the company name to "Piss", "Sod" or "Fuck".

Drunkards warned: If you can't walk in a straight line, don't shop online, you fool!

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Re: Oh, OK - Odd, But OK.

"Just for your other useless research, I'll add that when I'm drunk and using my computer, I;

send really stupid e-mails with lots of typos and swear words

post really ridiculous messages on forums with lots of typos and swear words"

Yup... That sounds like me when I was younger. I remember sending a few absolute, er, 'gems' to usenet back in the day. I'm a bit more controlled these days.

Google's so smart it's discovered SHARKS HAVE TEETH

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Re: The sharks want their LASERs!

"Except it's not specific, Sharks are known to chew on underwater power cables."

They need a source of power for their LASERs!

Boffins find hundreds of thousands of woefully insecure IoT devices

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"Since when did routers and IP CCTV cameras become "IoT" devices?"

They're "things" and they're connected to networks/the internet - just like your computer.

Which is why IoT is such a stupid term.

Don't think you're SAFE from Windows zombies just 'cos you have an iPhone - research

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Re: iTunes is pretty much malware under Windows anyway.

"I now use Songbird. Much nicer."

Or, rather, Nightingale, since Songbird was discontinued.

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Re: iTunes is pretty much malware under Windows anyway.

"LMAO, so because of a weak PC o/s causing the problem, Apple is the culprit ?"

They're certainly to blame for it being an absolutely awful bag of shite* that I couldn't wait to get rid of. (I now use Songbird. Much nicer.)

* IMO. YMMV.

Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media

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"What happens if the footage was taken by a monkey?"

I don't know about a monkey, but if it was an ape, I'm absolutely positive the resulting legal wrangling would lead to the ape leading his people in a revolution. Meanwhile, a space craft of some kind will be launched, and something would happen to it [and its human crew] and they'd return to Earth some time in the distant future, only to discover that man had fallen, and apes now ruled the planet.

All because of an argument over copyright.

We're doomed!

Doomed!

You'll find Yoda at the back of every IT conference

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Re: Looks like Google Translate wouldn't make a good heckler

"Boll. Oh-see-kay-ess."

That sounds more like someone starting to call out bollocks, but half way through they suddenly realise/understand what the speaker is saying and then agreeing with them in an embarrassed manner.

"Boll... oh, [I] see, [o]kay, [y]es."

New voting rules leave innocent Brits at risk of SPAM TSUNAMI

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Re: Local Confusion

Even simpler, Bristol's website has a form to add or remove your details from the open register.

Unfortunately, though, all I need to opt A N Other in or out, regardless of their own preference, is to know who they are and where they live. There's also a compulsory phone number field, but that's (a) probably not checked and (b) something else I could very well know about A N Other anyway.

Spin doctors crack 'impossible' asteroid hurtling towards Earth

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Boffin

"These forces, named after the Dutch physicist who noticed them, involve all attractive and repulsive forces between molecules or parts of them that cannot be chalked up to covalent bonds or electrostatics. These include close-range quantum effects and dipole-dipole interaction, and are used by gecko lizards to climb sheer surfaces, and also draw small aircraft, piloted by playmonauts, toward trees."

FTFY!

No more turning over a USB thing, then turning it over again to plug it in: Reversible socket ready for lift off

VinceH

Re: Size Part 2...

The odd dot of colour isn't going to help one single jot if, as I suspect Andrew meant, you're reaching around to the back of the PC, effectively blind, trying to find where to plug in the lead.

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Re: It'll be good in about 5 years time...

"The edges of the connector and the socket should have been tapered a bit to make sure that if you're trying to plug it in while driving or in the dark"

If you're trying to plug it in while driving, you're doing it wrong.

Doing what wrong?

Driving!

Password manager LastPass goes titsup: Users locked out

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Re: Who trusts a third party with their authentication?

"I see you got two downvotes immediately. That'll be one from the NSA, and one from GCHQ. Both of those love it when people put important stuff "in the cloud".

They'd love what I saw a week or so back: a password database that took the form of a Google Docs spreadsheet. I expressed my concerns at the perpetrator, but it was pretty much a waste of breath.

Online tat bazaar eBay coughs to YET ANOTHER outage

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Why do I bother cleaning my items before selling them?

Goodness, what the devil do you buy?!

Second hand handkerchiefs, tissue paper and loo roll, by the sound of it.

Icon choice because... well, just look at the state of it!

Chomp that sausage: Brits just LOVE scoffing a Full Monty

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Re: @LarsG

" Your arteries say Thank You!

No. I think his arteries say:

"NnnnnnnnnNNNnnngggggggrrrrrrrrrAaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Make it stop! Yum. Yum. Nomnomnom. Aaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh!!! Yummy. Oh dear. Make it st... Oh bugger it! Moooooooorrrreeeeee! Mmmmmmmm. Yum!"

Quite. It's his bathroom scales that are saying "thank you" !

Stephen Hawking biopic: Big on romance, not so much with the science?

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Re: Mr Hawking – Over-rated - Big Bang Mythology

"I have never understood why Mr Hawking is so revered in the UK?"

Sheldon, what have I told you about logging onto forums under an assumed name to be nasty about people, just because they've upset you again. It's not big, and it's not clever. Stop doing it.

--Leonard

LOHAN acquires aircraft arboreal avoidance algorithm acronyms

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Arboreal Recognition and Evasion System.

Yes, I know the E and S are the wrong way around. It's Monday, and I'm still tired.

Arboreal Recognition and System for Evasion just doesn't quite work.

Ofcom sees RISE OF THE MACHINE-to-machine cell comms

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"The total number of UK mobile data connections (which here includes M2M connections) increased by 6.5 million (13.3 per cent) to 55 million in the year to December 2013," Ofcom's report said. "Most of this increase (6.2 million connections) was in the number of mobile handsets that were used to make a data connection (up by 16.1 per cent to 44.5 million as a result of increasing smartphone take-up), although the number of M2M mobile connections also showed strong growth, up by 0.5 million (9 per cent) to 5.6 million during the year."

So that's a total 6.5 million increase, which is broken down as a 6.2 million increase in connections via mobile handsets, and 0.5 million M2M mobile connections, which together add up to 6.7 million.

Ah, there's also another factor not mentioned - the same paragraph quoted ends "As mentioned previously, the number of dedicated mobile broadband data connections (such as mobile broadband dongles and data-only SIMs) fell by 3.2% during the year." That appears to be 0.3 million, looking elsewhere in the document - so there's still a 0.1 million discrepancy, but that could be a rounding error or some other comparatively insignificant piece of data that I can't be bothered to find.

Lawsuit claims SpaceX laid off hundreds without proper notice, pay

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Re: another chink in the Musk armor

"If I were you I'd avoid short ugly eastern European women in comfortable shoes and lifts with disappearing floors for a while.

You'll also be last on the list to repopulate the earth with a sweet shy girl with big speccy glasses."

Are you suggesting that, perhaps, the people who were fired were the ones who were deemed unlikely to become henchmen?

("were deemed unlikely" because they were fired. If they were offered the job and refused, well, sharks in swimming pools and stuff.)

Clock ticking for Surface 3 as Microsoft preps for globo-launch

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Re: I'd love one, but

Are you serious?? you went trough the trouble of finding a link to MS store where they sell them but couldn;t me asked to do anything else.. They are all priced already."

*checks again*

Sorry - my bad. I didn't notice that the pre-order button takes you to a website on a different domain - microsoftstore.com, on which I therefore hadn't permitted Javascript. The four alternative specifications therefore couldn't be selected, so I took that as meaning they weren't (yet) available as options.

I now see, therefore, that the one that closest matches my laptop in terms of processor/memory is indeed about twice what I paid - and the one with the most desirable amount of storage is about three times what I paid.

Yeah... I'll stick with a laptop for a while, and a separate tablet (which I only really use at home anyway).

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Re: I'd love one, but

"So we have identified one is a tablet, and the other a laptop, and you can only compare them so much"

Despite my previous comment, I do actually agree with you on that. I've said before I'd like a compromise between a decent laptop and a tablet (because as someone else said upthread, it'll take a lot less space in my bag) - but the Surface Pro 3 ain't it, not by a long way. Especially considering the price.

I think the last time I said this was probably over a year ago, and I said something along the lines of "Hopefully, I by the time I need to replace my laptop, something that'll match my needs will be available..." - but I didn't expect at that point to have to get an emergency replacement in February; I thought I had a few years yet. So that expectation still stands - by the time I have to replace this laptop, I'd hope something suitable will be available.

(And I hope making that comment hasn't cursed this laptop to develop an unexpected fault at an inopportune time!)

"I'd rather have 1/4 the storage but 4 times the speed. Storing junk is what NAS devices are for."

The problem with storing stuff on a NAS (rather than just for backups) is that I'd then have to carry the NAS around with me, because I never know which clients are going to call me, and therefore which data I'll need to access to deal with them. The data needs to be accessible to me - and I'd quite like access to my own stuff as well. I don't want to put any of that in the cloud.

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Re: I'd love one, but

"Similar? Touch screen? Detachable keyboard? SSD and Core i7? Once you add all of those you will find the price is pretty much in line - and we're only basing this on US prices at the moment. UK will of course pay 20% + more."

Or, rather than assume what it will cost, we could look check Microsoft's website, where it's already priced and available to pre-order, and get the actual price.

Starting at £639 - which is also the only option available at the moment (i3, 64GB, 4GB RAM); other options are listed, but not yet priced or selectable.

That's about £100 more than (IIRC) I paid for my current laptop back in February. i5, 8GB RAM, 1TB hard drive, 17" screen.

The closest Surface Pro match to what I have is the 256GBm, i5, 8GB RAM option (going by processor and RAM, or the Core i7 with 512GB to try to bring the storage up a bit), which isn't yet priced, as I said.

So I'm inclined to think AMBxx isn't far off in his comment.

As you say, though: Touch screen? Detachable keyboard? SSD?

To which I say: Bigger screen. More USB ports. More connectivity in general (Where I am at the mo, I'm using an external mouse and keyboard, and a 27" 1080p monitor via VGA, although there's also an HDMI port). More storage. The Surface just doesn't compare, IMO.

I won't go so far as to say better keyboard, because as is the current annoying trend, the built in keyboard is annoyingly flat. Ugh.

World's only flyable WWII Lancaster bombers meet in Lincs

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Re: Is it just me...

I think you mean 617 Squadron.

633 Squadron (fictional though it is) flew Mosquito's

Joefish did say he was wildly inaccurate!

(And an upvote to him for mentioning such an excellent film!)

Stalwart hatchback gets a plug-in: Volkswagen e-Golf

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Re: No spare wheel?

"Not many of us carry a spare vehicle battery."

I carry a portable starter.

As well as food and water, etc., just in case.

Like I said, I occasionally (by choice) head for out of the way places - the fewer people, and cell towers, the better.

VinceH

Re: Even skinny spares are a problem...

"I still prefer a spare"

Ditto. I occasionally go to some rather out of the way places, and a tin of gunk with a range as short as suggested above wouldn't get me far enough to be somewhere with a phone signal so I could call the RAC with their better quality gunk (which would still not be enough to get me home).

"(Full size as current odd size spare makes roundabouts rather more interesting)."

I assume by odd size you mean a so-called "space saver" wheel. Strange things. They're smaller, so they take up less space in the boot - but if you have to change to one, and your boot is full, you don't have room for the full sized one you've taken off.

Everyone's an IoT expert but now there's a certificate to prove it

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Re: I think they need a catchy name.

ITYM a backronym.

Internet Devices Integrated with Other Tat.

Simian selfie stupidity: Macaque snap sparks Wikipedia copyright row

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Re: Slater doesn't "Own" the photo, because he doesn't and the monkey doesn't

Indeed.

Any claims that the monkey is legally responsible - that's the cake.

Then claiming the monkey has no rights and the picture is therefore free - that's eating it, too.

Snowden is FREE to ESCAPE FROM RUSSIA, say officials

VinceH

In US Gov and US TLA agencies' eyes, US law is international law.

Brit kids match 45-year-old fogies' tech skill level by the age of 6

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Re: Using pre-made services doesn't represent a skill

"Me? I'm over than 45."

To be fair, though, as an El Reg reader, you are not the typical over 45 year old they're talking about.

I'd bet that for most of the people I know who are about that age, the results would probably be as suggested. The exceptions would mostly have some knowledge in very specific areas, where they've learned how to do something because they have to do it again and again and again (but if the parameters changed, they'd be lost).