* Posts by VinceH

3483 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Nov 2009

Intellifridge terror: Internet of Stuff kit must fend off hackers of the FU-TURE-TURE-TURE

VinceH

Re: Simple solution

"Don't you have to tell the device to join your WiFi, rather than have the WiFi ask the device to join? Isn't that the whole principle of WiFi... so the fact it is WiFi enabled means as long as you never let it join your network, it's OK?"

I predict that the goal of adding internet connectivity to anything and everything, pointlessly or otherwise, could be so compelling to some manufacturers that they might take it a step too far - and if you don't connect it to your WiFi within a certain amount of time, it'll scan for open networks and, when it finds one, connect. Without asking.

Solutions: chivo243 has one above. Another would be to connect the Internet of Pointless Things device to your existing WiFi, giving it an IP address that is cut off from everything.

Boffins: Behold the SILICON CHEAPNESS of our tiny, radio-signal-munching IoT sensor

VinceH

A few recommendations in one thread... now added to my Amazon wishlist. (No point buying yet given the number of unread books I have lying around here and in my Kindle app!)

Google extends app refund window to two hours

VinceH

Re: Not IAP's?

"Of course not IAP. Image the scenario [snip]

I would people would use their brains before typing.

Perhaps it would also help if people read the article before replying to a comment that appears to be responding to something in said article. It seems fairly obvious to me that Cliff read the article, and saw this bit:

Why the change? Perhaps Google is mindful of the refunds it has been forced to dish out for in-app purchases, and likes the idea of giving parents the chance to cancel their offspring’s unauthorised app purchases.

And he then decided to test it - seemingly doing a little more legwork than the writer.

Payment security bods: Nice pay-by-bonk (hint: NO ONE uses it) on iPhone 6, Apple

VinceH
Joke

Re: also i could use my tshirt

I had a shirt like that, but just for extra security, I had the shirt made in red, with the text in white.

But that security didn't work.

Last week II was held up at gunpoint by someone wanting the shirt, so that they could use my credit cards. I said I wasn't going to give it up, and pointed out that if he shot me to get it (a) there'd be a hole in the shirt, which might compromise one of the card numbers, and (b) my blood is red, so they'd be unreadable anyway.

The bastard changed his aim to my head and pulled the trigger.

Now I'm dead, and he's spent loads of money on my cards.

Git.

Apple's SNEAKY plan: COPY ANDROID. Hello iPhone 6, Watch

VinceH

Re: Oneplus One

The Oneplus looks okay... but they've instantly put me off by taking the fact that it's availability is still limited, and marketed that fact such that it becomes membership of some kind of exclusive club, with those who have one being able to send out a certain number of "invites"* and it's receipt of an "invite"* that allows you to buy one.

* Yeuck. Even if I knew someone who wanted to send me an invite, I routinely turn down invites, though I sometimes accept invitations. Except when it involves becoming a member of an exclusive (or, as in this case, faux-exclusive) club - whether it's an invite or an invitation, they always get binned. Wake me when the phone is more generally available, and I'll see how it compares to the competition and decide then.

BONEHEAD FANBOIS encamp outside Apple Stores

VinceH

Re: I don't get why it's important to be first

I believe this is about the time I trot out this old post:

Calm down, dear, it's just a computer.

VinceH

Re: not a Delivery?

"They don't have to, they choose to. Since they generally stop selling the previous model rather than adding the new ones along-side, it makes some sense anyway."

With apologies to Tom 7 for largely reusing his original comment:

It must be a really shit IT firm that has to take down its online store to remove products. I wouldn't buy a wheelbarrow from an IT company that had to do that.

Even better than the iThing: Apple's Cook is strictly pro Bono

VinceH

"Is trolling allowed for journalists? It wasn't like you offered any other options.."

Quite. The only options were:

  • Two new phones, a watch, and unicorns for all
  • I'm sorry, you assumed I even care

And the following three options were definitely not there, oh no, not at all, no siree (Siri?) no:

  • A new phone and watch, but we'll have to wait months for either
  • Just the phones. You waxed off all that wrist hair for nothing
  • Only one new iPhone. Everyone will grumble and then buy it anyway

Applelutely fappulous: Fashionistas bow down before the JESUS PHONE

VinceH

"I don't know much about cool, but what I do know is that if James Bond has a bunch of fans who follow him about, he will need to get a new job."

Okay, so he wasn't actually following Bond about, but I'll just leave this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Q35Pj6cvBGs#t=39

Chelyabinsk-sized SURPRISE asteroid to skim Earth, satnav birds

VinceH

"Astronomers will be watching 2014 RC closely as it passes by and zooms off around the Sun. It's likely that the rock will be swinging by at some point in the future and its encounter with Earth's gravity will change the asteroid's orbit slightly, potentially putting it in position for an even closer encounter with our planet."

And the orbit may also be altered so that its further away in future.

Look out, world! Space Station satellite cannon has A MIND OF ITS OWN

VinceH

"The two satellites in question are from San Francisco startup Planet Labs, which is planning to ring the planet with the tiny units. The satellites, which the firm calls Doves"

Well, they looked like Planet Labs' Doves when they were loaded up, and it looked like the satellite launcher released its payload on its own, but can we be certain that a chap by the name of Hugo wasn't controlling the mechanism remotely, and didn't make a switch at some point, with the payload now containing a toxin (probably sourced from a rare orchid) designed to be released into the upper atmosphere?

Video: Dyson unveils robotic tank that hoovers while you're out

VinceH

Re: A true Roomba competitior..

"It can with the optional Chainsaw Attachment!"

Or make the version two a little more like this - both in appearance and what it does.

4th Century GOBLET could REVIVE CORPSE of holographic storage

VinceH

Re: Forget the article for a moment...

And there are probably thousands of cheap copies gathering dust there, too.

Are you a HOT CELEB? Think your SEXY PICS are safe? Maybe NOT

VinceH
Happy

Ah, but did they also do that at the time they were taken, rather than after some kind of 'expiry date' ? :p

VinceH

"This version of events explains why some of the nude celeb images were dated as far back as 2011 and others were taken just last month."

The dates of the pictures has been mentioned a few times, and used as evidence to suggest the cache was grabbed over time. As it happens, it's probably true true - but the dates the photos were taken does not have a bearing on that. Photos tend not to expire over time unlike, say, milk. A photo taken ten years ago can still exist today, in the possession of the person in (or who took) it, and possibly even be stored in the cloud. Possibly even in Apple's iCloud, even if the photo was taken on some other device from the time.

Mac security packages range from peachy to rancid – antivirus tests

VinceH

Re: Which samples were used?

"Do I choose my own security over that of Windows users?"

Bottom line: Yes.

You should trust that said Windows users are themselves adequately protected - or if you are in a position where you deal with or advise on their IT, you try to make sure they are - but on your computer, your security comes first.

Look, ma, FOUR HANDS! Microsoft bigs up pixeltastic TWO-USER mega-screen

VinceH
Coat

"Microsoft bought PPI in July 2012."

They should check that it wasn't mis-sold to them, because if it was they should be able to claim the money back.

COAT!

Apple Fanbois (and girls) already lining up for NEW iPHONE

VinceH

Re: Why?

"The details of the deal between the Rays and the app developers aren't made clear, but there is more going on here than the Reg article suggests."

Indeed. Another important point El Reg neglected to mention was to whom they shelled out the $2,500, which was explained in the linked article: Two others who were there before them, and therefore seem to have found a neat way to make a few bucks (provided they get the timing right, and don't end up camping out too long to be the first in line to sell their places!)

eBay, Facebook, Tumblr ALL go TITSUP in me-too MULTI-FAIL

VinceH

I had a call from my mother last night. "I think there's something wrong with my internet connection."

Guess what the real problem was. Go on. I dare you. Guess.

VinceH

Re: Can't say I noticed anything

I know of Tumblr, but only because the name appears here and there. My vague understanding was that it's some kind of social networking site, but not what the specific purpose was.

But, like you, I thought kudos to them for their sense of humour - so I decided to pay the site a visit to see what they actually are about.

The front page doesn't say a great deal. There's no page telling first time visitors about them or what they do, to encourage people to sign up - the nearest to that is a little bit of text at the bottom:

"201.8 million blogs, 90.5 billion posts, 30 seconds to join"

So I can only guess that it's some kind of blog aggregator - in which case, what's the point? What's wrong with using RSS?

CNN 'tech analyst' on NAKED CELEBS: WHO IS this mystery '4chan' PERSON?

VinceH
Joke

Re: "Here in the UK..."

I think that's what they mean by hashing your password.

VinceH

Re: The other trick that stumps all hackers

Or use the double bluff of using all asterisks for your pa$$word.

Drone captures shots of budding APPLE SPACESHIP HQ

VinceH

Re: Mic on drone

"I'm wondering about the idea of putting a microphone on a drone. Would it ever record anything but engine noise?"

It's probably there simply as a result of being a standard feature of the camera - pointless, really, but it just is. If you (as the operator) are bothered, you can just replace the audio with a nice (suitably licenced) piece of music, or other audio.

VinceH

Re: Tons of foil & garlic for me.

"That looks too much like GCHQ."

Quite. I'm beginning to wonder when Apple will be suing them.

iOS phone phlaw can UNMASK anonymous users on social media

VinceH

"Google is blaming Apple here for an app that it wrote, whereas safari (written by apple) doesn't have this issue (yet uses the same web view). QED Google has written there app to the same standard as usual which is as water tight as sieve !!!"

WTF?

If the platform itself doesn't prevent this, then the platform itself - and therefore its provider/developer - is at fault. That's iOs, and therefore Apple.

Windows 7 settles as Windows XP use finally starts to slip … a bit

VinceH

Re: @Splodger

"Really? I've got a new laptop arriving this afternoon from a consumer oriented vendor, that offered me various flavours of Win 7 or 8 from a drop down list*"

I suspect that by "your average punter" he probably meant the type of person who will go to a shop and buy their computer off the shelf rather than confuse themselves with the options presented to them via drop down lists on a website.

Virgin Media blocks 'wankers' from permissible passwords

VinceH

Re: Optimisation missing

"Since it's doing substring matching there's no need to include both "poof" and "poofter", "shit" and "shite" etc. (Incidentally there are several three-letter strings there which will also match all sorts of innocuous stuff)"

Actually, El Reg's report has that a little wrong. In the article, they've said:

"And while we're forced to agree that “bollocks” is far too weak a word to use as a password, the code is clear that you can't even use bollocks within a password: if (password.match(/\s+/g,'')) then you'll get marked down."

Well, that quoted line:

if (password.match(/\s+/g,''))

Is actually checking for whitespace.

The list of naughty words is done next, by first putting them in an array (badpassarray) and then turning that array into a single string, with each word separated by a vertical bar:

var re = new RegExp(badPassArray.join("|"), "i");

It's then using this:

return(pwd.match(re) != null);

To return true if the password is contained in the list, false if it isn't.

(So it is checking for substrings, but in exactly the opposite way that the report says. AFAICS. So 'scunthorpe' is a perfectly acceptable password to that bunch of silly scunthorpes at Virgin Media.)

VinceH

Re: finian

"I've searched the deepest, darkest parts of the internet, and I still can't fathom why "finian" is blocked. Could be a misspelling of the Irish insult "fenian", but the original spelling isn't on the list, so I'm stumped."

Whoever added that to the list is probably confusing it with fenian.

I say "confusing it with" because fenian is not itself on the list, so not only are they applying censorship to something nobody other than the person using the password should ever see anyway, but in this case they are censoring the wrong word. (For that matter, is Finian not a perfectly valid name? I'm sure I knew someone called that when I was kid - if not that, it was very close!)

'I think photographers get TOO MUCH copyright for their work'

VinceH

Re: VinceH - a fair point

"I write software as well, I'm fairly sure that some of the assembler I write has been written before (and I've been doing it since the late 70's), just how many combinations of 0's and 1's can you get, jeez I just want the value on a pin."

I think that's best answered with a well known quote from Aristotle: The whole is greater than the sum of its parts.

"Give us a clue then, how much of your stuff has been used (without your permission) by others ?"

There have been a few isolated instances, which have been resolved.

One case with software was a result of a misunderstanding between me and two other parties.

Another was with some photographs, and I had to get a bit threatening with the organisation involved, but faced with legal action they removed the pictures from their website. I could have pushed for some payment for the time they had them online, but I'm satisfied they were removed.

The first example, though, which left me rather bemused at the time (1991/2ish?), involved some budget games I sold at the time - not realising I was the programmer, and person behind the software company selling them, someone actually offered to give me copies of the games that he had bought... from me! I was very restrained and polite, and we had a good laugh about it - but I've no way of knowing if he (or anyone else) ever copied them for others.

"'I doubt I would have ever bothered' isn't evidence, in fact I think you would have persevered (and succeeded) whatever obstacles were put in your way."

That's just an assumption, though, and not something either you or I can say with any certainty. It's possible, sure - but I think that for it to have been practical, there would need to be some way to legally protect what I've created, to ensure some means of making an income for it. Such as a legally protected right to copy and sell what I produce; a right that nobody else has unless I bestow such a right upon them. We could call this right to copy a copyright.

If not that, there would need to be something else in place - and, right now, I can't imagine what that could possibly be. So as far as I'm concerned, if you want to argue against copyright, a part of that argument needs to include an alternative.

I will add that I am not opposed to making the life of copyright protection much shorter than it currently is - because it is too long. And more protection needs to be given to individuals rather than corporate entities, because its the latter who take the piddle.

VinceH

"But you would have done *something*, right? You started a business, so I guess you're not the kind of person to sit around and live off welfare. Perhaps the work you *could* have done would have been even more valuable to society?"

I would probably have remained in my first job and progressed from there, eventually becoming a fully qualified bean counter. Whether that would have been more valuable to society is another matter - and not something that can be realistically debated because it's impossible to know where things would have gone, and the exact type of bean counting I'd specialise in.

VinceH

Re: Oh Vince

"A thumbs down is not evidence Vince"

I didn't give you that first thumbs down. But I have now added to it.

VinceH

"Can you point me to any evidence that patents/copyright promotes invention/artistic achievement rather than stifling it."

Given that I didn't say it did, let alone hint at it, I can only offer this link in response.

The reason I am in favour of copyrights is because I write software, I write fiction, I write content for my websites, I take - admittedly mostly not very good - photographs (and some of my photographs I use in software and on websites).

Without the protection offered to me by copyrights, why should I bother? What would be the point of creating something if some other fecker can just come along and use what I have put my time and effort into creating without compensating me in any way?

My business celebrated its 25th birthday earlier this year. Without copyright protection, I doubt I would have ever bothered, and it would never even have been born. (So I suppose that counts as an answer to your straw man argument.)

VinceH

"If three people come onto the register and say that 'Patents and Copyright should be scrapped' we got ourselves a movement."

A movement? In that case, please move yourselves onto the firing range. TIA.

GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine

VinceH

"You want to protest about secrecy laws invasion of privacy etc while trying to keep your faces secret?

Doesn't seem such a reasonable question with that fix, does it?

Ninja Pirate Zombie Vampires versus Chuck Norris and the Space Marines

VinceH

Re: I fear for the future

"It's too bad the comments are being voted against; I was hoping to nominate such luminaries as:"

I would definitely have offered up the Shadows as a suggestion.

Oh, and why are so many uninformed crazy folk suggesting that Daleks should be lumped in with robots? Don't you crazy people realise that there is a living creature inside a Dalek?

VinceH

Re: I fear for the future

"since the question was “Who would win in a fight?”, one might expect the answers to skew towards nasty violent types"

Yeah, but for the moment the question is actually "who shall we put in the fight in the first place?"

VinceH

Plus, they'd stand a very good chance of winning if they just take off and nuke the site from orbit (because, as we know, it's the only way to be sure).

Unless any of the others have a means of transportation, in which case they wouldn't stand a very good chance of winning if they just took off and nuked the site from orbit (because, as it would therefore turn out) it isn't the only way to be sure.

Ofcom will not probe lesbian lizard snog in new Dr Who series

VinceH

[On why Old Who is better than New Who...]

" yes, it was science fiction but it also attempted at times to explain the science of the time.

Why does that comment suddenly cause me to conjour up an image of Jon Pertwee sat at a table on which he has constructed something from a tea cup and some coat hangers, and other odd things just lying around, to act as some kind of sensor. I wish I could remember what episode it was, but I can't.

Google's 'Captain Moonshot': I will BOMB you with DELIVERIES

VinceH

You're a tinfoil hatter. :p

More seriously, if those concerns are valid (not that Google has any form, of course... ahem) then it doesn't make a single jot of difference if you say "no thanks" - the problem is other people saying "yes please".

Reg man looks through a Glass, darkly: Google's toy ploy or killer tech specs?

VinceH

Re: The title is too long

"Should start the review with that."

And end it there, too.

Women-only town seeks men

VinceH

Re: this sounds like a "you won a $1M dollar, just sign here" deal

"Agree with the "start of a b movie" comment above :P"

Or the start of a classic Carry On Caper!

Microsoft boots 1,500 dodgy apps from the Windows Store

VinceH
Coat

"Microsoft are just somewhat ahead of the curve"

You mean they've gone around the bend?

Raspberry Pi B+: PHWOAR, get a load of those pins

VinceH

Re: @VinceH

"The shuffling of the programmes down was something that was done way before the B+ or B+128."

Yes, it was - but with the extra memory to play with, it could be done differently. I wrote a fairly generic1 bit of 6502 code for the purpose - which, I'd guess, probably did similar things to the ROMs you mentioned. Not that I can remember in any great detail now.

I wish I still had that computer.

1. Fairly generic for the stuff I had, tweaked slightly for some which were a little nastier, IIRC.

VinceH

"Being an enhanced replacement for its predecessor rather than a radically new model, the Raspberry Pi Model B+ seemingly mirrors the BBC Micro B+, itself essentially an upgraded version of the BBC B with 64K and some other improvements."

There were two B+ models - one with 64K and one with 128K. I found myself with the former.

"It was also quite short-lived and AFAIK not that well-known. (Personally, I wasn't even aware of its existence at the time)."

Neither was I until I bought a second hand BBC, and discovered it was something a little more. :)

The extra RAM was handy for getting tape-based games to run from disc, when they were tight on memory: A little extra RAM was used for the disc interface, so software would load at a higher location and have less memory to play in, which some didn't take kindly to - but with the extra memory, you could load a tape-based program (from disc) into a higher location anyway, disable the interface and set the memory map as per a tape based system, move the software down in RAM and run it.

Boffins attempt to prove the universe is just a hologram

VinceH

Re: Maybe...

A very underrated movie, IIRC. I might watch it again soon.

Wearables market set to EXPLODE... Wait, is that a STRAP-ON chair?

VinceH

Re: Well

"Talking to your watch is only uncool now because Apple hasn't got one outtoday's yoof don't know about Knight Rider."

FTFY!

Bright lights, affordable motor: Ford puts LED headlights onto Mondeo

VinceH

Re: Meanwhile, laser light appears

Don't worry, they'll be mounting them on frikkin' sharks first, for testing purposes.

Cracking copyright law: How a simian selfie stunt could make a monkey out of Wikipedia

VinceH

Re: Copyright aping nature.

"Looks like the simians are alive and well working at the various copyright offices of the world."

Well, we already know they work at the USPTO, so why not the copyright office as well?

VinceH

Re: It really doesn't matter

I'd say thirded, but I think it needs to be said in an Irish accent: Turded. It just seems appropriate, somehow.

VinceH

Re: I'm puzzled by this article

"The fact that the monkey does not either just means the selfie isn't copyrightable. It really is that simple."

Well that sorts out any issue of whether or not that Jimmy Wales selfie can be copyrighted.