* Posts by 0laf

1980 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Nov 2009

Palliative care for Windows 10 Mobile like a Crimean field hospital, but with even less effort

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Paris Hilton

Sad

I liked Winho (typo but I like it) 8.1 a lot. It worked for me and I found it very easy to use.

I've since had an Apple (over rated but it does indeed "just work") and now an Android (mostly works, great hardware but generally a fucking mess).

I still use the old WinHo 8.1 as a sat nav in an old car. Lovely solid little thing that Nokia 920 was.

Huawei Mate 20 Pro: If you can stomach the nagware and price, it may be Droid of the Year

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Gimp

Re: The notch

I honestly thought I'd hate it (P20pro), and I still think it's ugly but really within a few hours I hardly noticed it. A few days more and I really don't notice it at all now.

So yeah it's an ugly artifact of phones for now but shouldn't be a deciding factor for any of them.

Phone jack, yeah I'll give you that I do miss it. Huawei supply an adapter but it's stil a PITA for a car so you can't connect the phone to power and the aux at the same time. And that car doesn't do bluetooth

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Childcatcher

P20 Pro £100 less?

If you only pay £100 less for a P20 Pro you're not trying for a deal. I picked one up for just over £500 a couple of weeks ago. I expect you'll get similar or better deals come Black Friday.

For £300 or £400 less the P20p seems a better option for now.

Windows XP? Pfff! Parts of the Royal Navy are running Win ME

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I tried to use an old but bought and paid for XP key to set up a VM to run an old game (also paid for, Sid Meier's Pirates). I couldn't get the XP install to authnticate because MS had turned off the servers. The easiest fix appeared to be to get a cracked copy of the OS.

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Digital

But what about ticking the digital transformation boxes you director needs to show off to his peer group? Oh the humanity, no devops opportinuty or live web feed!

Surely there is some way to allow remote networking to his so he can check his XYZ from bed in Tuscany twice a year?

My hoard of obsolete hardware might be useful… one day

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Facepalm

I used to have a box of pentium 2 processors and some compatible motherboards.

The cable clear out has happened although I've still got 3 palm pilots, a few Win 6 phones, a P1 with a Voodoo 1 coprocessing card and fuck know what else junk kicking around. My only regrets are not holding onto more of it.

Guess who's back, back again? China's back, hacking your friends: Beijing targets American biz amid tech tariff tiff

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Facepalm

Well tbh, you know the value of your assets. You know who is coming after it and you know they are capable and well resourced.

Now you need to protect your assets appropriately.

It sounds like many companies have been paying lip service to the security around their IP and if they want to continue to do business in the world today they will have to up their game.

If your business was gold storage you wouldn't cut corners on the physical security around that asset. You wouldn't leave your locked windows to rot until they fell out of their frames leaving gaping holes in the walls. But many buinesses think it's fine to let their IT installations of Windows rot without updates or patches. Then they wonder why the electric burglars were able to climb through the holes in their walls.

It's taking a long long time to get the idea across that nothing has changed, people still want to steal your valuables it's just the form of the valuables that has changed.

GDPR USA? 'A year ago, hell no ... More people are open to it now' – House Rep says EU-like law may be mulled

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GDPR is certainly moving businesses and processes in the background even if you're not seeing it. Big companies are very scared by GDPR. What you might be seeing now is the initial overreaction which will likely calm down.

Samsung 'reveals' what looks like a tablet that folds into a phone, but otherwise we're quite literally left in the dark

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Boffin

I remember seeing some sci-fi show where they had devices that rolled rather than folded. So they pulled the device out of a tube.

I wonder if that would be less stressful on the screen than a fixed hinge.

I think the magic in the show was that the 'rolled screen' went rigid when it was extended.

But this is interesting, it would be one of the first really novel innovations in mobile tech for a while.

If Shadow Home Sec Diane Abbott can be reeled in by phishers, truly no one is safe

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Meh

Surely it's not important to have a home secretary who can spot phishing emails, it is important to have one who understands it can be bloody hard to spot phishing emails.

Saying that I think she'd be a bloody disasters as a minister of any variety.

International politicos line up to get shot down by Facebook

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Big Brother

Hmm if a parliamentary committee called you in. And you knew with some degree of certainty they were going to take the opportinutiy to pass the blame for every internet wrong onto you including their own legislative failures and misconceptions, whilst all the time trying to outdo each other to look like they were giving you a roasting and trying to publically humiliate you personally and the company you built....if you had the opportunity to avoid that lose-lose situation would you not take it?

I've no time for MZ or his data slurping behemoth but if I was in his shoes would I buggary be turning up to that committee meeting.

Lucky, lucky, Westminster residents: Who better to look after your housing benefits than Capita?

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Re: Doing fewer things better...

CAPITA isn't really one company it's more like a bag of marbles. Shitty marbles. Shitty marbles stripped of all talent, skill and hope then sold to a market with few choices manged by people with big egos and small brains.

This allows CAPITA to sell fuckin shitty products, with fuckin awful support for a fuckin lot of money.

Planet Computers straps proper phone to its next Psion scion, Cosmo

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Thumb Up

I thought the Gemini looked a bit rough round the edges. This looks much nicer. I've no need for a device of this form factor but I still want one. I can see a use for these in the business though. I hope they play nice with enterprise applications and MDM solutions

Roscosmos: An assembly error doomed our Soyuz, but we promise it won't happen again

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Headmaster

Probably the apprentice was in that day. Go oop rocket an fit sensor lad!

Nikola Tesla's greatest challenge: He could measure electricity but not stupidity

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Re: country & western singers

Some rappers are well worth saving some are not. As for the others I'm suggesting the Deadpool option of running them over with a Zamboni

Wow. Apple's only gone and killed off Mac, iPad, iPhone family... figures for units sold to fans

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Big Brother

Re: I would've bought an iPhone

I had an SE thought it was expensive but appreciated the fact that it just worked with everything but I found the screen keyboard too small for my sausage fingers.

I would have preferred to stick with Apple for the 'it just works' element but the premium on new Apple device is just too high. I picked up a P20 Pro for just over £500, a near equivalent iPhone would be £1k now.

I'm not brand loyal, most of my acounts are still MS from my Winpho days and even with the worry about Google sniffing, the Chinese sniffing and every app sniffing it was still too much to stick with Apple. I don't trust any phone really so don't shop or bank on them anyway.

UK banking TITSUP*: This time it's Clydesdale and Yorkshire banks

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Black Helicopters

Me other half works for the banks and they are apparently just a group of small warring tribes held under the rule of executives who would make the boardroom of Robocop's OCP look like morally upstanding philanthropists.

And generally everyone who works for the bank hates working for the bank.

Goodnight Kepler! NASA scientists lay the exoplanet expert to rest as it runs out of fuel

0laf

Re: But why were the transmitters shut down?

They do exactly that. It's part of international agreements with space thingies. When they're done switch 'em off to prevent interference.

Kepler is too far away to be de-orbited but it's also too far away to present much of a problem with regard to Kessler Syndrome. That's a near earth orbit issue.

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Pint

Re: Fuel? Why no solar panels?

I think it's safe to say that the bods at NASA had very good reasons for chosing one form of propulsion over another.

Yet another mission sadly ends although having greatly exeeded its original targets. Some excellent boffinry has been and is being done in our era. Libations for those white coats and engineers who have and are working on such wonderful projects!

Chuck this on expenses: £2k iPad paints Apple as the premium fondleslab specialist – as planned

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FAIL

Two grand and it can't open two word document simultaneously?

For a 'pro' tool that's pretty much fuck all use isn't it?

Bird, Lime, and Xiaomi face scooter sueball

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Alert

Re: Bird Lime

Yep, I thought birdlime was bird shit.

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Facepalm

It's the MO of business these days, pass the liability and blame for everything onto the customer.

Luckily for them most customers are idiots and are happy to do this.

Scooters have two wheels, unlike 4 wheels vehicles if you fait to balance they will fall over. Hitting the ground (or immobile objects) at speed hurts. Hitting the ground (or immobile objects) at speed whilst not wering any protective equipment will very likely result in injury.

These basics seem beyond a lot of people brough up driving cars filled with airbags and electronic safety aids. Safey always being someone else's problem.

If you have inner peace, it's probably 'cos your broadband works: Zen Internet least whinged-about Brit ISP – survey

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Pirate

PN, donkeys!

Switched recently from Plusnet to SSE.

Previously (2yr ago) I stayed with PN during a house move. They royally fucked it up and I was without service for 6 weeks. They offered vapourware refunds and refused to let me raise a complaint. I ran out of energy to continue the process since I was dealing with some other big personal issues at the time.

Shifted to SSE the other month who were offering (after cashback) 35Mb fibre and phone for £15 a month less than PN offered to keep me. They also switched me over on the day with less than 1hr of downtime and it's a one month rolling contract so if they are shit I can switch again without much delay.

Memo to Mark Sedwill: Here's how to reboot government IT

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Childcatcher

GDS was full of overconfident sharp suited little boys that like to play with tablets.

I really enjoyed watching one shit himself when a world weary MoD manager took exception to being told to stop worry about storing his secrets in the cloud.

Yes, Gov did a kick in it's digital balls but it did not need it from children who were straight out of school with no experience of the real world, who implicitly believed eveything Google told them and who had no idea of how to use or protect high assurance systems.

iPhone XR guts reveal sizzle of the XS without the excessive price tag

0laf

Too much. I had an SE and have got a Huawei P20 Pro for about £300 less than the 'cheap' iPhone.

Huawei has copied a lot of Apple stuff so it's not that big a jump. I'd have rather stuck on the same platform but the cost was too much.

Hi there, Hubble, glad to hear you're doing okay

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Childcatcher

It's been discussed here before and it's just not viable. It would cost so much to do a refuelling mission that you are actually better off just to go for a replacement. In the intervening timetech will have moved on so for your one space mission you can improved things a great deal by replacing the machine in orbit.

Maybe one day we could lauch a tanker which would float round refuelling sats but in reality that probably not very feasible either.

Britain's rail ticket-booking systems go TITSUP*

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Coat

Leaves on the app?

Got a new Surface? Have some firmware. Old Surface? La la la la la, we can't hear you

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FAIL

Re: "the problem was broken hardware and so not its fault"

I think that's the thing that really sticks in people throats. If you can't make your software work on your own hardware then it reall does appear that you don't give a shit about what you put out.

Apple isn't immune from this but they don't do it with the monotonous regularity MS does. It is starting to appear that the Apple Tax is in fact a QA charge.

If you're going to pay less for shonky hardware and support you might as well pay a lot less and get some Chinese no name tablet. It'll do 90% of the functions for 30% of the cost of MS' premium Surface so when it breaks in the same way you'll at least have the comfort of some extra cash in your pocket to go with the same level of inconvienience.

British Airways: If you're feeling left out of our 380,000 passenger hack, then you may be one of another 185,000 victims

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Flame

Having tried to book flights with BA earlier in the year I can only guess that those customers who didn't have all their details sniffed got halfway so the process and were so frustrated byt the fucking appalling website that they gave up like I did.

In fairness however I found practially every airline's website to be a fucking nightmare designed to extract accidental extra payments before bombing out with some random java error or just failing to respond at some critical point.

Facebook names former Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg head of global affairs

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Childcatcher

I have to admit I'm amused that Facebook appears to have bought a pup.

I'm sure Nick sold them a great tale about being one of the most trusted former politicians in the world with regard to privacy an honesty.

Good news: Largest, most ancient known galaxy supercluster is spotted. Bad news: It's collapsing on itself

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Pint

Re: Fascinating stuff

A liquid salute to you sir for working on such mind boggling boffinry

UK defence secretary ponders £50m hit to terminate Capita recruiting contract

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This being the company that cariied out disability assessments in building that were not accessible to the disabled.

A canny move really.

Make it through the door - You're not disabled, benefits cancelled

Can't make it through the door - Non-attendance, benefits cancelled

Android creator Andy Rubin's firm might think its phone is Essential, but 30% of staff are not

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FAIL

Make a product and say it will be revolutionary then unveil it as basically the same thing everyone else sells but with worse support and higher costs.

Stand in front of investors aghast that the world hasn't snapped up your 95% identical-to-every-other-phone-but-costs-more product and then promise that the NEXT product will be truely revolutionary and can he have some more money?

Fool me once....

Smart phones are a utility/white goods item now. You don't get many truely revolutionary developments in white goods from startups, maybe once a generation. Dyson is probably the only company that has done it and a lot of their kudos is snake-oil and marketing. The shine is off Dyson from many of the former customers I've spoken to (also being a former customer).

Chinese biz baron wants to shove his artificial moon where the sun doesn't shine – literally

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Mushroom

I wonder if the mirror could concentrate the sun's rays onto a small area making a nice Bond-esque weapon?

The new Huawei is going upmarket, but the old Huawei still threatens

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Big Brother

The Chinese state is probably more trustworthy with your personal information than Google, UK Gov, MS or many other firms. At leasthe Chinese intelligence services won't sell your data to advertisers ;-)

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Meh

Re: The real challenge for Huawei

I don't think anyone really has much innovation on the go. It's just incremental improvements in various areas and has been like this for quite a few years.

When these phones make the leap to a proper Continuum like switch being both mobile and desktop as and when needed that might (might) kick things up a gear.

Same with the flexible/rollable displays that are always just a little away.

But even if you look at scifi (The Expanse), even with hundreds of years of fantasy R&D the characters are still carrying little rectangular screens that process data, take pictures and process data. Maybe we're at the end point for mobile coms until they get imbedded into our heads.

Even with Cloud doing the heavy lift we'll still have little square screens to carry around for output.

Leaked memo: No internet until you clean your bathroom, Ecuador told Julian Assange

0laf

I don't think the Swedish prison was the issue rather the Swedish extradition treaty with the US. US prisons being somewhat less pleasent than Swedish ones and I doubt the US legal and government services would be keen on letting him out, ever.

Web browsers sharpen knives for TLS 1.0, 1.1, tell protocols to dig their own graves for 2019

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Legacy apps will be an issue. Plenty of very large companies dislike keeping their shit current as long as they can pass the risk and cost onto their customers.

I dearly hope that one of them will cop a big GDPR fine for failing to do this sooner rather than later and they'll get the idea they they are actually responsible for maintaining their products and their customers shouldn't need to compromise their own networks to make their shit function.

It is 2018 and the NHS is still counting the cost of WannaCry. Carry the 2, + aftermath... um... £92m

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Holmes

I'm not surprised this is costing a fortune. Money was cut from most of the public sector and basic maintenance was an easy thing to stop. Since they'd never had a problem there was not problem. Patching just causes downtime doesn't it?

It'll have left them with a massive pile of catch-up actions and no staff to do it since they'd all been paid off

I wonder if the NHS be getting ongoing money to do maintenance on an ongoing basis or if we'll be back here in 5yr since they'll patch all the wannacry stuff then stop thinking the job is done?

That 'Surface will die in 2019' prediction is still a goer, says soothsayer

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Pirate

Hmmmm Success Vs MS

I don't have a Surface I think they're overpriced plus sized tablets but I know lots of people with them that like them a lot.

We've bought into a lot of Surface devices for senior people and they, in general, are happy with what they are getting. I'm also increasingly seeing Surface devices being used by conference presenters etc. The sorts of people who like to have 'Influencer' somewhere in their CV or profile.

So on the surface (fnar fnar) the Surface appears to be a bit of a success for MS.

Which isn't to say they won't fuck it up totally soon or that Nedella won't just throw the entire product line in the skip at a moments notice because he woke up and decided that MS aren't a hardware company. This is MS after all.

Punkt: A minimalist Android for the paranoid

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Thumb Down

I'd rather not carry multiple devices if I can help it. I think that's the case for most people which is why they often have one powerful phone type device which does 90% of their needs.

This is an expensive dumb phone with tethering which means I'd still have to carry multiple devices.

If I'm going to carry multiple devices anyway I would probably choose a sub $50 dumb phone and a $50 4G dongle or a device with built in LTE.

This seems a bit, well, wanky.

Anyone remember the Harry Enfield sketch where he runs a shop called "I saw you coming"?

Google now minus Google Plus: Social mini-network faces axe in data leak bug drama

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Megaphone

Re: Another One Bites The Dust

"Yet again we learn that you simply cannot rely on any service provided by Google. How many times do we get to play "Here today, gone tomorrow" before we all learn to stay away?"

In fairness it's not just Google playing that game. MS is much much worse for it.

Facebook's new always-listening home appliance kit Portal doesn't do Facebook

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Facepalm

Why

The thing is.

The really basic thing

The really really basic thing I've found over the years,

Is that that the vast majority of people neither need or want video calling.

Bombing raids during WWII sent out shockwaves powerful enough to alter the Earth's ionosphere

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Re: Grand Slam

As I recall reading these bombs took a long time to make. The casings were large and difficult to make. They had to pour hot Torpex into the case and took a month to cool down before they could move the bomb.

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WTF?

Locally she's called "The Honey Monster". The effect is much the same.

Trump's axing of cyber czar role has left gaping holes in US defence

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the long read to day in the Gruniad is worth a read. Trump doesn't know what he's doing and really doesn't care. Seems doubtful the Russian's control him he's just too unstable, more likely they would seen to control those who influence him.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/sep/27/this-guy-doesnt-know-anything-the-inside-story-of-trumps-shambolic-transition-team

Can't read my, can't read my... broker face: Premium Credit back online a week after cyber attack

0laf

Any complaint to the financial ombudsman costs the subject of the complaint £500 whatever the outcome. So it's worth doing.

I had a similar story with the ombudsman. I got nearly £8k back from a bank in excess charges, but at the last minute.

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Trollface

Sounds like a bad case of ransomware but they at least had backups that were safe to restore when they got their patching etc up to date.

NASA to celebrate 55th anniversary of first Moon landing by, er, deciding how to land humans on the Moon again

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Unhappy

Re: De-orbit ISS

Yep really isn't possible. Well it's possible but it's improbable. It would need a big feck off booster fitted to it and somehow the whole thing would need to be shored up to cope with the move. TBH it's pretty old, and like many things you're better starting a new with the lessons learned from previous versions.

But I agree with others it's a sad state when we're really not a long way from where we were 50yr ago.

I'd have liked to have seen moon obiting bases, larger earth orbiting habitats maybe as places to build Mars vehicles. I'm sure we could have done it ages ago had politics, wars and other top table nonsense not taken over again.

Salesforce dogged by protests, leaked emails, and guerrilla blimps on first day of Dreamforce

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Metallica, middle of the road... oh my ruined youth