Posts by jonmonkeys

My efforts

Yeah let's see how their next release does, after I try to discourage everyone from buying it using any means necessary.

Yeah I'm a disgruntled PC gamer. But you would be too if you were knifed through a wall, had taken an average of 15 minutes to join a game server, constantly found that connection speed matched that of an ISDN line or worse when using 50mb cable, grenaded a billion times by people firing their stupid M203 randomly over the map, and finally missed countless amount of kills because the enemy has the ability to go prone instantly without disruption. And does. Frequently. Leaving me angry and bitter.

And yet, I can't leave the bloody game alone....I'm victim to my own stupidity.

Saddening reminder

We can fire and collide particles at near lightspeed, and yet, we can still only deliver milk at a pathetic 10mph.

Polling times

When a cheerleader is out of her* inappropriate (highly appropriate) attire, do the polls no longer recognise her as a cheerleader when performing stunts?

*I claim, willfully perceived ignorance, that male cheerleaders exist.