* Posts by dogged

4790 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Nov 2009

Socket to 'em: It's the HomeGrid vs HomePlug powerline prizefight

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Mushroom

Re: Crud generators.

Well no, but by the same token it won't sit there smelling of unwashed crusty radio HAM and talking about the finer points of Klingon etiquette in the 99.999999999% of time that emergencies aren't happening.

How many lives have you saved?

US diplomat: If EU allows 'right to be forgotten' ... it might spark TRADE WAR

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Black Helicopters

Hmm.

Who spends millions upon millions lobbying the US Government?

Who wants ALL the data?

Looks Googly to me.

NFC SD crew gives up: No one wants our safe bonking tool

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Meh

Really. You want to make a nickable item more nickable.

Okay.

If there's an option, I don't want that, please.

BT to end traffic throttling - claims capacity is FAT

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Thumb Down

Re: The only reason

"plus line rental".

So add £15 to whatever the bastards are quoting you.

BlackBerry: Aaah, Microsoft, we meet again.. for another deathmatch

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Headmaster

Re: The Mother

@Khaptain

I seem to recall you stating that you're a native Francophone, so slack is required on spelling. However..

"definately" is an abomination, one you probably picked up from illiterate Anglophones on the internet.

It's "definitely", root word "finite". Pas difficile, parce que c'est comme "fini".

Windows Server 2012 kicks ass: discuss

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Re: How does one update a Windows server?

All the MS software gets updated through Windows Update. Some of the rest notifies you, if you're lucky.

Samsung mocks Apple lawsuit in SuperBowl teaser ad

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@diodesign

Hey Chris,

are all these AC's the same person?

Microsoft's Dell billions have Windows 8 strings attached

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Re: @dogged

I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean. I'm guessing (on the basis of username alone, I admit) that Greek is your first language? Try answering in that, I can read it.

dogged

Re: @dogged

@eulampios -

Once again, you're making one mistake by implying that Nokia should have necessarily chosen only one OS vendor.

I'm not, you know. Once you decide you're outsourcing the OS requirement, Meego/Maemo is no longer an option. Android is crap on low-power handsets. MS are paying big money for Navteq. The options were -

a) keep Navteq but receive minimal revenue because there's no incentive for MS to buy the service,

b) scrap Navteq and make high-end Android handsets as well as WP which implies patent liability against Apple and total loss of Navteq revenue and investment,

c) keep Navteq, scrap Series 40/Asha and make high end WP phones and low end Android phones (which suck) or

d) Make money from Navteq, make high-end WP phones and low-end Asha/S40 phones. Which is what they went for.

You can't outsource OS development and keep Meego alive. The two are mutually exclusive.

dogged

Re: @dogged: Elop works for Nokia?

I think that's because it's designed to come with the keyboard+touchpad cover. Most tablets aren't.

In any case, I thought we were talking about Nokia and phones?

dogged

Re: @dogged: Elop works for Nokia?

@eulampios - I'll take these in order, shall I?

If you're really objective here, explain us why did Nokia put all of its dwindling eggs in one vendor's basket coincidental with the last Elop's employer?

Because they're Nokia, they were (at the time) the biggest player in the world and they weren't happy to be just another OEM. They had services to sell, such as Navteq mapping (which is undeniably better than any other vendor's mapping solution).

So they talked to Google. Would Google buy and use Navteq mapping? No. Would Google allow Nokia to set boundaries and definitions (important for the low-cost market in which Nokia traditionally shifts vast numbers) on the OS's requirements, capabilities and APIs? No. Would they chuck in a big bucket of cash as an incentive to go with them? No.

Microsoft evidently answered "yes" to all the above because that's what they've done. I'm not saying Elop's employment history wouldn't have made this easier - Elop would know who to approach and how to get the best deal out MS. Short of hiring a CEO out of Google, Nokia couldn't get that kind of insider knowledge on that side of the fence.

Regardless, if Nokia had gone Google, Nokia Maps services would be dead. All that money, thrown away. Their low-cost handsets would give the low-cost Android experience (which, unless carefully managed by a user prepared to tinker with their handset and kill battery+cpu munching background apps) sucks buttock. They would not have the transition cash.

Frankly, if Nokia had gone with Android after the MS offer had been finalized, any shareholder performing a decent due diligence check would have been wholly justified in suing the board for commercial negligence. Not such a great start for the new CEO.

Why killing Meego when it was ready?

What's the thing everyone goes on about regarding WP? No apps. Now, in WP's case, this is partly justified because third-parties have been really slow about building WP apps (especially banks and financial services) which is a problem. Oh, and Instagram, for all your sepia-toned crap photo sharing needs. Apart from that, the OS itself does most things. Meego doesn't. And it practically had zero apps. And yes, you could implement Android apps over it but that leaves you with a cut-price Android handset (which sucks) and wastes the OS. And as for gaining support - nobody else was going to use it. It would have been a Nokia-only thing. And it would have meant retaining the OS teams and all the politics, cost and trouble they brought with them because it wasn't finished. No OS is ever finished. You know that.

And let's talk about apps for a moment - Qt is a great way to write C++ but it's still C++ and as such it has a (partly justified) rep for being hard. To the Objective-C app writer, it would have looked like a scary new language (they'd be wrong but then, you have to be a deeply twisted individual to like Objective-C). The Android app-writer works in Java and Java coders are terrified of C++. MS were offering .NET instead - you can write apps in Visual fucking Basic (coding for retards) if you want to! Hell, you can use Python or C# or C++ or whatever you want to write WP apps. The potential pool of contributors to the WP ecosystem is orders of magnitude greater even than the potential pool of Android devs.

That's why they ditched Meego. It was a dead end OS, doomed from the moment that Java coders started to rule the app world.

I'm not saying it wasn't good - it was. But so was Betamax.

dogged

Re: Elop

@Phil W - the "sudden and total lunge" thing wasn't sudden and wasn't total.

Series 40 and Asha phones are still being made, so scrub "total". As for "sudden", as I recall Nokia were in quite deep talks with both Google and MS before they made a decision. They got better terms from MS because Google didn't need them and weren't shy about saying so.

The thing about Elop is that he may be ex-MS but the emphasis is "ex". He wasn't there very long, he wasn't successful there (although he has been elsewhere), he was an "outsider" and as such, like many other outsiders in MS, never really fitted in and would have been looked at with suspicion by the insiders...

You can love, hate or not care about his decisions but blaming MS for them in the light of his (brief) history there is, I think, bloody stupid.

dogged
Holmes

Re: Elop

You know, at the risk (well, certainty really) of being called a shill again, I have to disagree.

Aside - Anyone who cares to disagree is quite free to call me wrong, that's fine, but please don't call me paid to be wrong.

On topic. When Nokia's board hired Elop, Symbian wasn't exactly doing well and Meego/Maemo was a money pit that they'd flung hundreds of millions of euros into for basically nothing except politics and a shonky implementation that had no app support. Article after article said that Nokia was floundering, and badly.

Further aside - Jess will be here shortly to tell me that Symbian is awesome and does all her housework as well having variable vibration controls and a "validate my feelings" function which nods sympathetically and provides free chocolate but the fact remains that it was sinking, if not in the market then certainly in the industry press and every single analyst estimate, and that's what the directors care about.

Elop's call was to outsource the OS and thus most of the software engineering outside the "services" area (basically Navteq and Ovi), consolidate software efforts on providing Nokia's (rebranded) Ovi services and stick what Nokia are justly famous for - quality hardware.

If you leave it at that, it's hard to fault as a decent CEO decision.

What upsets most people here is that Nokia went with MS instead of Google but really, that's just religious hatred which feeds this "trojan horse" confirmation bias. Why MS? Because money. Operating funds and (WP8) a working OS with an easy-to-use flavour. Nokia has historically - pre Symbian - favoured easy-to-use. The 3310, possibly the best-selling phone ever, had an OS so amazingly simple that anyone who could read could use it in less than a minute.

Nokia went with MS because MS gave them loads of cash and an OS that worked with their philosophy in the days when they sold billions of phones.

You can hate this. You can scream in unfulfilled fanboy rage about the lack of a Nokia Android handset if you want. But it's just the way it went.

I have a Motorola V3xx RAZR in my pocket so shill that, bitches.

dogged
Trollface

Was this article ghost-written by Eadon?

It does everything except have "MICROSOFT FAIL" in caps at the end.

Oh, Sony, you big tease: Mystery PlayStation reveal date set

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WTF?

Re: Prediction

The issue with PS3 games and not doing 1080p is in the publishers being payed off by microsoft to not allow higher than 720p because you know... xbox360 just doesn't do it.

Mine does 1080i without issue. Anyway, how do you explain PS3 exclusive titles that still don't do 1080p? Is that Microsoft's fault, too?

eeeesh, fanboys.

Netbooks were a GOOD thing and we threw them under a bus

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Windows

Re: Pixel Qi Display

Is there a 12" Pixel Qi screen that would fit my X220? I quite fancy fully-sunlight-readable with a 12 hour battery life.

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Thumb Up

Re: I want a new netbook

I wanted a new netbook.

In the end, I got a Thinkpad X220 off ebay for £300, added a RAM upgrade and an SSD. 8.5 hours battery life, 12" screen at 1366x768, slice battery available if I need it... bloody perfect.

Chinese web company faked Microsoft patch to force download

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Facepalm

Re: A Qihoo spokesperson said ....

Okay. I admit it. I was wrong.

I was expecting Eadon to be the one who blamed this on Microsoft.

Microsoft: Old Internet Explorer is terrible and 'we want to help'

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Meh

Re: Ha Ha Ha... bite me!

To be fair, they're finger-friendly. I tried logging into my bank's website on my phone the other day which (what with endless drop-boxes and links in every form directing away to different forms) could use a tool like this.

Nokia tries its luck with a sub-£150 Win Phone 8: The Lumia 620

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Re: Sorry - I call bollocks.

AC, you're asking the wrong horse. Nobody said it was a WP feature. Just a Nokia feature, since 7.0.

see for yourself.

dogged

Re: Bargain

Did they mention if it has SD support?

It does, according to o2.

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Facepalm

Re: 7.x?

Oh Jess, I know your torch is burning brightly for Symbian but do read the article before posting.

It runs WP8.

dogged

Re: How much RAM?

512, apparently. The reviews indicate that this is plenty.

Microsoft dev tools to add Linux-style source code versioning

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WTF?

Re: explanation for commenter "dgharmon"

I'd fire Case1 and get somebody who can write a Build script (for desktop/server programs) or press the "Publish" button and fill in a form for web apps.

Dell buyout stalled by Microsoft, low takeover price?

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Trollface

Re: Microsoft mentioned a lot?

@Chris - You have to be able to take it if you're going to dish it out

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Meh

Re: Microsoft mentioned a lot?

That's eight mentions of Microsoft on the main page .. and three mentions of Windows ...

And all but one of them deeply negative.

Hard to see, for example, how MS offering $Bn as part of a $22Bn buyout can be seen as "stalling" that buyout as the headline suggests and the article tries really hard to justify.

Oh, look an advert for a Chromebook and a Google Nexus at the top ...

Licking the hand that feeds The Register...

Just too damn lazy to reach your phone? Pick up the remote

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Trollface

Re: Convergence

WTB - ability to post picture of Xzibit.

"yo dawg I heard you like phones so we put a phone in your phone so you can phone while you phone..."

Cisco unwraps Unified Access boxes in East London

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WTF?

"Now you can get plugged in to the wireless revolution"

I beg your pardon?

Yay for iOS 6.1, grey Wi-Fi iPhone bug is fix- AWW, SNAP

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Gimp

Re: Hmmmm

WTF would anyone downvote that?

Because it suggests that the build quality and/or software of an Apple product may be less than utter, utter orgasmic perfection?

I can't say for sure but remember that Apple is a cult, not a company.

Feds slurping your private data? But that's OUR job, says Google

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Headmaster

It's a bit like putting Gary Glitter and Jimmy Savile in charge of the local creche ("shudder").

While I respect the sentiment, both of those two were said to be interested in teenaged girls (in Glitter's case, with evidence beyond "somebody said so"). It's no less repulsive but at least the creche is safe.

ITU signs off on H.265 video standard

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WTF?

Re: Free to air TV will suffer the same fate as print media,

I was happy with DVD until I watched Revenge of the Sith on Bluray.

Seriously? Couldn't you find a good film to watch?

Microsoft teases possible Jan. 29 launch for Office 2013

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Trollface

You can be just as legit with OpenOffice or LibreOffice.

Or use BBC Basic and write your own!

/s

Microsoft may be readying Outlook for ARM – or not

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Boffin

Windows Store App - feasible.

I don't know if you've played with OneNote MX. It's a touch-optimised version of OneNote and it's really rather clever. One could even call it innovative, if one were of a mind to.

Try it. It's a free download from the Windows App Store. (Also runs on normal Win8).

I see no reason why the whole Office suite can't follow along in MX versions.

Meet قلب, the programming language that uses Arabic script

dogged

Try France. Until you've tried to sort out somebody else's (they tell you) C++, actually taken a look and discovered VB written in French, you haven't seen real horror.

dogged

The gutteral consonant is often dropped in standard Egyption pronunciation, leaving the word itself sounding more like (forgive my transliteration) "aowlb".

Activists urge Skype: Tell us who is spying on us

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Re: "a spokesperson said Microsoft was reviewing the letter."

Okay, but Apple have the Reg on a spamfilter.

dogged

"a spokesperson said Microsoft was reviewing the letter."

to be fair, at least they talk to you no matter how anti "M$" both this organ and its legion of commentards become.

Unlike some other companies.

Pope: Catholics, go forth and multiply... your Twitter followers

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Re: "... I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal"

"Tinkling cymbal" according to the KJV. Well, bladder control can be a problem with age.

dogged

Re: Ricky Gervais...

That's because Ricky Gervais is a prick

FTFY.

(I have no love for the Pope but seriously, Ricky Gervais is a massive prick).

Victims of 'revenge pr0n' sue GoDaddy, smut site

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Meh

Re: Nice takedown El Reg, nice takedown...

According to commentards on the Verge (who published this story 26 hours ago), it's been down for two days.

Microsoftie's tell-all on 'rival-flinging' Ballmer: The politics of disbelief

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Holmes

Good article.

Oddly, I agree with Gavin pretty much 100%. "Outsiders" don't seem to last long at MS and Kempin wants to sell a book. Ballmer's weaknesses have historically been backing losers rather than Machiavellian plotting. If Sinofsky hadn't bailed (and nobody except he and the MS board really know why), this book would have sunk without a trace due to lack of media interest.

As it is, he'll probably sell a copy to Eadon (it can go on his "erotic fantasy" shelf) but that's about it.

Ofcom: You like to make CALLS, yeah? Tell us what you want from mobiles

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Unhappy

Personally, I'd love to cut off the landline. And to stop paying £15.50/month extortion money for having a landline at all, even if it's never used and is run by a different provider.

What are the odds on Ofcom jumping on THAT little abuse of the customer?

And @j arthur rank - giffgaff seem to attract a great deal of hate, not least from the author of this article (see Reg passim). Personally, I've had no problems with them.

Hydrogen on demand from silicon nanospheres - just add water

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Meh

Re: Desert

Yeah, but that would hand over production to evil muslims, remember?

dogged
Holmes

Solar plant by the Red Sea or in South Africa or Western Australia?

All these are doable. And silicon nanospheres sound a whole lot more transportable than lithium ion batteries.

BT in £52m contract tussle: West Country bumpkins hit with broadband delay

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Meh

"a few outstanding matters still need to be resolved."

Trans: Our extra fees and the amount the councils will pay us on top of the original quotes if we're late and how much we get to soak the end-users and how many exchanges we plan to write-off as insufficient demand have not yet been approved.

BT's business as usual.

Cautious Brits less likely than US firms to puff on clouds - survey

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Stop

Re: it's not seizure ...

No, main concern is the DPA which makes outsourcing your data to somebody who is not subject to the DPA, er, illegal.

Microsoft's Intel-powered Surface Pro to launch in February

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Facepalm

Re: Cut the eye candy

It's full Windows. Did you read the article?

Google v Microsoft mobile war: Who's REALLY to blame?

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Re: Windows Phone is doing a great job of being a 2nd class product

Your posting history reveals a curiously single-tracked mind.

An alt? Or a dungspreader*?

*opposite of an astroturfer

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Meh

Who's REALLY to blame? - headline

That's a question that's asking for trouble if I ever saw one.

There's people here who'd blame Microsoft for their ingrown toenail. Hell, dear old Barry Shitpeas once blamed MS for a fire in a Sony warehouse during the London Riots.

As I understand it, Google told MS they'd be axing EAS support on free accounts sometime last summer but they didn't say when. Internal MS folks say they repeatedly tried to get a timeframe from Mountain View without success but that's just their story - doubtless the Chocolate Factory would tell a different tale.

So that leaves the final notification of cut-off as the same as the Google press release. Not a great deal of time, really.

Who's to blame? Really?

Probably some accountant at Google trying to reduce the EAS licensing cost and make the year-end figures look better.

First Google wants to know all about you, now it wants a RING on your finger

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Boffin

Re: Rev 13:16-17 a bit closer?

I've often wondered if shrooms grow in the Middle East.

They certainly grow on Patmos, which is where St John the Divine drooled his frothing prophecies to a series of scribes.