* Posts by ravenviz

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Crack team of boffins hash out how e-scooters should sound – but they need your help*

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“GET OUT OF MY WAY DAMN YOU!”

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I think you mean Poundland.

Something 4,000 light years away emitted strange radio bursts. This is where we talk to scientists for actual info

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Re: Lizards

I thought the article was about strange radio bursts, not strange off topic outbursts!

Almost there: James Webb Space Telescope frees its mirrors and prepares for insertion

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Mornington Crescent!

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I suspect Google do things that are good *for* them, rather than just being nice!

European silicon output shrinking, metal smelters closing as electricity prices quadruple, trade body warns

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Re: @W.S.Gossett on "Gas"

... or plant based.

https://www.mylo-unleather.com/

Please do not assume all vegans are evangelical ranters, most have made very personal choices but will entertain discussion if asked. As in most arenas, the vocal minority are not representative.

NASA's Mars InSight trips into safe mode and ESA's Sentinel-1B gives scientists the silent treatment

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Re: Anyone up for a private mission to Mars.

It’s so you switch your engine off.

Like everyone does when stationary.

Weed dispensary software company's ambitions pruned after Spotify trademark clash

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Skunkworks

Massive rugby ball-shaped planet emerges from scrum of space 'scope sightings

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Re: Or rings?

How short is short? This observation could be within any ring lifetime.

Other possibilities could be a recent body break up due to tidal forces blocking light asymmetrically, which could also be a reason for the orbital disturbance, i.e. some sort of close pass in a chaotic gravitational environment.

North Korea says it's launched a third hypersonic missile, this time reaching Mach 10

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“How’s your Korean 007?”

The James Webb Space Telescope has only gone and deployed its primary mirror

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Hopefully Starman doesn't drive into it.

Sorry mate, didn't see you.

Worst of CES Awards: The least private, least secure, least repairable, and least sustainable

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NFT’s and energy use

It’s amazing how we can dream up innovations for the rich to consume ever more seemingly exponential amounts of energy.

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Re: "the marginal cost of sharing and making copies of things is pretty close to zero"

VAT goes into the tax pot which, in some form or other, we get back again.

Not looking forward to a greyscale 2022? Then look back to the past in 64 colours

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"studying private parts"

Genitanuary?

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Re: To be fair on BMW

I've had a Fern Green, green like a fern, and Boston Green, green like, er, Boston*.

Current car is Titan Silver**, and van is grauweiss***.

*Boston, Lincs., or Boston MA, not specified.

**Isn't Titan orange?

***VW seem to have predated BMW's new concept by 30 years!

Snap continues to make a spectacle of itself as it tries to trademark the word spectacles

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Depends on the context, which is usually present.

I don’t get sold a pint of beer in Boots when asking for glasses.

Apart from the pint of Old Spectacled Hen they gave me once! ;)

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Re: There should be options

Or for a more multi-functional device:

“SpectaclesTesticlesWalletWatch”

Predictive Dirty Dozen: What will and won't happen in 2022 (unless it doesn’t/does)

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Re: I predict that Toyota is going to remove functionality ...

"wait in the wind and rain", this too can be improved upon. Today I walked for a mile over farm footpaths to catch a train two stops, for some sightseeing. The train part was the most comfortable. Often the getting there, the waiting, the what you do when you get there, the waiting again, and the getting back again after the transit portion are not to everyone's taste. However, I actually relish the challenge of the elements and prepare accordingly. I feel we have become too disassociated from our environment and cannot deal with 'out there' any more. Let me tell you there is nothing more invigorating than dealing with 'out there' and appreciating your comforts when you get home.

Can you get excited about the iPhone 13? We've tried

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Re: Thanks!

Or use Airdrop.

Low on passengers, low on memory: A bad day on the London Underground

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Re: Shocking Service!

I suspect they may be using lower passenger numbers to achieve engineering objectives.

Either that or many drivers are isolating.

Microsoft Paint + car park touchscreen = You already know where this is going

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This is why Brighton is called London-by-the-sea!

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You can park for free on the outskirts of town, past all the pay zones, if you are prepared to get the bus, or walk for an hour. Which I am.

Confirmed: James Webb Space Telescope team plans launch for this Xmas Eve after data cable fix

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The first rule of government spending

Why have one when you can have two at twice the price?

Apollo 17 samples yield fresh insights 49 years after mission left the Moon

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Re: For a cosmologist

Albeit 1 second on that time scale is still 30 orders of magnitude larger than the Planck time.

FYI: Catastrophic flooding helped carve Martian valleys, not just rivers of water

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Re: Climate change

Either that or solar super flares, apparently more likely in the young Sun.

Irish Health Service ransomware attack happened after one staffer opened malware-ridden email

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Re: This is why securing a large business is so difficult

And make introduction of malware an act of gross misconduct (notwithstanding training records).

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Re: Further training needed

People seem obsessed with attachments to get their work done when there are perfectly capable intra/internet document collaboration tools available. The risk to business of malicious attachments is far greater than any perceived productivity loss of ‘being arsed’!

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It is GDPR compliant if you can request (and be told about) the information your company keeps on you, and how it is used. Available from an HR department near you (or Compliance team, if you’re lucky).

Lack shame? Fancy some festive Windows knitwear? We've got your back

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Re: The only real answer

“Hey, it looks like it’s Christmas!”

Google advises Android users to be careful of Microsoft Teams if they want to call 911

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Re: Does this issue impact emergency phone numbers?

999 on a rotary dial was a very deliberate act, 111 could easily be dialled by an infant playing with the phone.

OK, boomer? Gen-X-ers, elder millennials most likely to name their cars, says DVLA

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I wonder how many X’ers and Millennials were conceived in The Passion Wagon?!

Actual metal being welded in support of the UK's first orbital 'launch platform'

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More satellites?

Yay.

NOT!

Microsoft gives Notepad a minimalist makeover to match Windows 11 style

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Dogs aren’t dumb, they’re anthropomorphically challenged!

China's Yutu rover spots 'mysterious hut' on far side of the Moon

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So, a Lunochod-bin!

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Looks like two so it’s a stereolith.

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Re: No, it's a hut

Arthur Dent: “Only half the time?”

Captain of the B-Ark: “Yes, about half, I’d say”

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Re: As usual

It’s a sign that says “Petunia Scaffolding (Magrathea)”.

It's primed and full of fuel, the James Webb Space Telescope is ready to be packed up prior to launch

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Re: I am feeling two conflicting emotions

Mine have fused together!

UK intel chief says MI6 must outsource innovation – and James Bond's in-house 'Q' is nonsense

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3-7, 4-5

So what’s CI5 then?

Robotaxis freed to charge across 60km2 of Beijing

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Re: I would take whats more convenient tbh

They will care

That you’re there

Paying your fare

NASA auditor's reality check says '2026 at the earliest' for Artemis Moon landing

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Seems to me we should establish a reason to go to the moon first. The moon is mineral rich but knowing what and where is not well known. A programme of strategic robotic sample return missions would seem to make more sense while at the same time the human presence is perfected. We don't need people to being rocks back, but we may well need people to manage a industrial mining operation.

It's fake ooze, don't fall for fake ooze: Alien fossils found on Mars might just be simple chemistry, uni pair warn

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It would seem to make sense that life is able capitalise on naturally occurring structures, and then propagate them once proven to have an evolutionary advantage.

The universe is full of enough variety and complexity to 'try anything at least once' so at the right time, when life comes a-knockin', the universe has already provided a home.

Another brick in the (kitchen) wall: Users report frozen 1st generation Google Home Hubs

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Re: Google has decided

"They are more powerful than any government"

They are certainly worth more!

Northrop Grumman throws hat in the ring to design NASA's next-gen Lunar Terrain Vehicle

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Re: Careful Drivers?

Duct tape in spaaaaace!

Boffins use nuclear radiation to send data wirelessly

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Re: I for one welcome our

Apparently he’s always angry!

Ofcom announces plan to protect endangered species – the Great British phone box

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Re: View from Superman's home turf

In some places it could well be. I happened to be in Loch Lyon last week and wholly impressed by a fully functional (and clean) phone box. There are already many examples however of fully derelict ‘boxes having been taken over by nature. They are actually an art form in themselves.

Google swats away £3bn Safari Workaround ad-tracking cookie lawsuit in Supreme Court victory

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Re: That's a high burden of proof

No thank you for your awful analogy!

Now that's a splash down: Astronauts spend 8-hour trip to Earth in diapers after SpaceX capsule toilet breaks

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Re: Penny For Your Thoughts

At least we don’t have to Euronate any more!

Hibernating instrument on Hubble roused as engineers ponder message problem

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Re: Use the backup

The first rule of government spending, why build one when you can have two at twice the price!

- S.R. Hadden.

Analogue tones of a ZX Spectrum Load set to ride again via podcast project

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Re: , programs were distributed on other media...

I remember fondly counting out numbers of parentheses in complicated formulas, you only needed to be one out and the logic didn’t work work, and the program would generate an error. Was a bugger going through the whole page working out which formula had the missing (or indeed extra) bracket!