20 posts • joined 6 Nov 2009
The app clearly as only one name, The Register
Goldstein, because Goldstein knows you, before you know, you knew, you know, you needed him. Register now.
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, figoooohhohhhoho, We Got Fck All From Our EU Family, Magificoococohohoho.
First your slaughtered Magic Leap and now doing the same to my Atari box.
If we wanted reality we wouldn't be seeking to escape it in video games!
Paris (again), because when we want to escape other realities, we watch her videos.
Listen, not only have I tried Magic Leap, I have got one at home - its super awesome.
I am also high as a kite on coke, and rum.
Paris, because you only need a excellent video, not a product to get the fanbois bashing those keyboards #Hype.
Are you looking for a job?
Because we have a blue water navy and the F-35 can take of and land off our carriers? A Typhoon cannot.
The again, loved black, leather, masks, strangulation, multiple identities, power obsessed and calling a special someone Master...
I obviously lived a sheltered life.
Princess Leia Organa: Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
Sent from my iPhone 7 Plus Jet Black 256GB #Boom
Hair on your head
I bought a 7 Plus 256GB (1 year old) were £919 new... for £450 (51% reduction). That will see me through until notchgate and grandgate subsides.
When HM was invited to view 3.1 billion of liquid off shore assets, she thought she was meeting her accountant.
Kill Bill (Shatner) Volume 1
Natural Borg Killers
My Best Ferengi's Birthday
The Hateful Eight, of Nine
Advanced Research Street East 2 West Intersection Public Eventspace
Blimey, for a moment I thought I was logged ontop the other news source - The DM.
Does copious amounts of banana flavour vaping smoke act the same as an stellar accretion disc?
Surely success in this field by Israel means they accept a two state solution?
OK that headline made me laugh. Well played.
The cargo hold could fit a man, even a large one. Kim Dotcom be afraid. DOJ booked you an orbital slot 35 years above Hollywood.
I for one welcome our new insect overloads..
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