* Posts by Matt Tibbitt

5 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Oct 2009

Xbox 360 video cable boasts NOISE VIRUS protection

Matt Tibbitt
Flame

I'd buy one if it got rid of background noise on XBL

Would loud music being picked up through a crappy microphone and played to an entire Xbox Live gaming lobby be classed as a virus?

If so I'd buy this cable.

If it could also filter out children screaming down their headsets, racists, bigots and morons from also invading my gaming experience I think I'd buy a large amount of shares in the company.

Big stink over Malawi farting ban

Matt Tibbitt

That law....

Not to be sniffed at.

Robot footballers 'will beat Human Race first eleven by 2050'

Matt Tibbitt
Joke

It's all well and good....

...but one day the lead Robo-striker will end up in all the papers having cheated on his robot wife with a top of the range vacuum cleaner, simply because of the exxtra suction.

Postcard App has stamps licked

Matt Tibbitt

Vodafone were doing this years ago

Vodafone Live offered a post card service for a while. It worked with an MMS and a structured text entry section.

It was too expensive then, I suspect it's too expensive now.

State attorney nabbed in car with stripper, Viagra and sex toys

Matt Tibbitt

His boss was Henry McMaster....

It would be great if the "liason" had been brought about by Craiglist