* Posts by Colin Wilson 2

150 posts • joined 26 Oct 2009


ALGOL 60 at 60: The greatest computer language you've never used and grandaddy of the programming family tree

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Re: No love for CORAL 66?

I heard that too. The second 'STOP' had a comment by it - "In case it skids!"

Reg fashion special: Top designer says 'video chat accessories' are in for spring!

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"whips, chains, spatulas and the occasional blow up doll."

Spatulas ??!

British Army adopts WhatsApp for formal orders as coronavirus isolation kicks in

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Re: You mean?

“If you have to use Teams on your mobile in a crisis then you won't be using it for long. You'd have hard time finding an app which hammers the battery as much as Teams.”


The Wristwatch of the Long Now: When your MTBF is two centuries

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Re: Could not agree more

"operate the gears (which I don't believe horses have"

The sportier models come with four gears - Walk, Trot, Canter & Gallop!

Ofcom measured UK's 5G radiation and found that, no, it won't give you cancer

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Re: Dangerous levels of EMF

MS = Microsoft / Multiple Sclerosis

Verity Stob is 'Disgusted of HG Wells': Time, gentlemen, please

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..... "We abruptly jump cut to a forest clearing in the year 802,701."

....."Eloi. These latter are all played by good-looking actors in their twenties"

..... "Synergize the crowdsource thoughtleader. Open the kimono: ducks in a row, but chilaxing cockapoos phub the black swan"

You'd have thought that language would have changed a bit, in the 800681 years elapsed since today :)

German scientists, Black Knights and the birthplace of British rocketry

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The cool thing about Prospero was that it looked like it was specifically designed to inject Princess Leia with some sort of truth serum...

Buy Amazon's tiny $99 keyboard so you can make terrible AI music for all your friends

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Yeah talk about Garbage In, Garbage Out(!)

They should have used Liszt's transcription as the source if they wanted a Piano Only version!

Remember the Uber self-driving car that killed a woman crossing the street? The AI had no clue about jaywalkers

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Re: "Fall Creators Update"

According to https://www.statista.com/statistics/324006/international-and-uk-pedestrian-deaths/ in the UK there's 7.1 pedestrian deaths per million population per year. Given a population of 66 million that's around 470 pedestrian fatalities.

That's 470 too many of course :(

macOS? More like mac-woe-ess: Google Chrome slip-up trips up SIP-less Apple Macs

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Re: Audio and Video Software Users...

"But surely you temp disable SIP to add drivers, then put it back on to keep yourself safe?"

Yes - that's exactly what you'd normally do - disable SIP, install your strange kexts then re-enable SIP.

I'm not sure why anyone would want/need to leave it permanetly disabled?

Ebuygumm doesn't break t' Nominet rules, eBay and Gumtree told

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Re: Coming soon

African-American Pudding?

if developer_docs == bad then app_quality = bad; Coders slam Apple for subpar API manuals

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Part of the problem is that almost all of Apple's API/SDK help these days is auto-generated from Markup in comments in the source code. What Apple refer to as 'Quick Help'

So the whole system is entirely dependant on how clearly and accurately the (Apple) developer comments their code. There are obvious pitfalls to this(!). Programmers usually aren't technical authors. And often the code gets updated - or new methods get added without the comments being updated - so the whole thing gets less and less reliable.

Xcode provides basic templates for this that you can use - if you know about them. But many people don't as Xcode itself isn't very well documented.

A copy-paste of Europe and a '5G' hotel: El Reg's Adventures in Huawei Land were fairly wacky

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Re: "Its a small world"

Don't panic - I can fix that for you...

"I'm in the moo-ood for Dancing...."

You're welcome <gd&r>

Cops use bread and riot shields in desperate bid to contain crazed swan running amok in streets

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Re: Bread...

Apparently that's an Urban Myth, and swans are actually starving to death because people have stopped feeding them bread because of it.



VP Mike Pence: I want Americans back on the Moon by 2024 (or before the Chinese get there)

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Re: That ice represents power. It represents fuel. It represents science

Yes - I've never understood what they mean when they say 'water = power'

Firstly they'd have to extract the water - in minute quantities - from piles of arid lunar rock. To do that they'd presumably crush it, heat it up, then cool the vapour into water? That would take a lot of power.

Then, once they've got the water, what then? They could electrolyze it into hydrogen & oxygen. But that would take more power than they'd eventaully get back by burning it back to water.

Or they could maybe extract a tiny amount of heavy water from it, and use the neutrons to bombard the piles of Uranium 235 that they'll find lying around (?!)

What am I missing?

Silent Merc, holy e-car... Mflllwhmmmp! What is that terrible sound?

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Re: Yet more options

... apart from the Bristol Centaurus in a Sea Fury

IBM so very, very sorry after jobs page casually asks hopefuls: Are you white, black... or yellow?

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Re: Are you black, white or yellow?

You need Purple in there too to get the full Sugarhill effect

iPhone price cuts are coming, teases Apple CEO. *Bring-bring* Hello, Apple UK? It's El Reg. You free to chat?

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Re: Moto G first Gen

" ... so what's the latest greatest new thing?"

The newest iPhones have amazing facial mapping capability. They use it for Face Id, but it can be used in any apps that need to recognise faces.

They also have amazing 'Augmented Reality' features builit into their custom processors.

Combining these two amzaing new technologies gives us 'Animojis'. So you can create a cartoon turd that talks, smiles, blinks and winks when you do.

And now, with the latest version of iOS it can even stick its tongue out!

** Sigh! **

Apple: Trust us, we've patented parts of Swift, and thus chunks of other programming languages, for your own good

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Patenting the P-System?

I really like Swift - it's overtaken Delphi as my Favourite Language™

But it does sound awfully like they're trying to patent the UCSD P System (!)

Sprint subscribers: What do your updated iPhone and Tonga have in common? Both are cut off from the world

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Thumb Up

"Asked whether the issue was a consequence of Apple's patch or a Sprint misconfiguration, Sprint's spokesperson replied, "It was a Sprint update."

How refreshing to have a company admit their mistake - Kudos to the spokesperson

Q. China just landed on its far side, the US woz there 50 years ago – now Europe wants to mine it? A. It's the Moon

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Re: a partner in global exploration

" a partner in global exploration"

He didn't say 'Terrestial Global' - he just said Global. So maybe he meant the Lunar Globe?

Apple hardware priced so high that no one wants to buy it? It's 1983 all over again

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Back in the day I got sent on a Lisa software development course/conference - in Bolton (UK) of all places.

I can't remember if it was an official 'WWDC' thing - but various Apple bigwigs were there - including John Sculley I seem to recall.

Software for it - including much of the operating system - was written in a dialect of Object Pascal. I felt that the GUI, Mouse etc. were all a bit clunky, slow and 'pointless'. The thing that amazed me at the time was the ProFile 'Winchester' hard disk - 5Mb seemed almost infinte at the time!

Google-whisperers beat reCaptcha voice challenge with 90% success rate

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Re: idiots like this

"Mean while, they could at least make the dam images interesting."

Something like Kitten War? Match the three cutest kittens to proceed. I should patent that!

Is Google purposefully breaking Microsoft, Apple browsers on its websites? Some insiders are confident it is

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Re: "OS/2 did run Windows 3 quite successfully"

Kind of. The original Delphi used a Thunk table to find the object instatnce for a Window. Later versoins used/use the regular GetProp/SetProp Windows APIs for this

I'm guessing they used a Thunk table because much of Delphi was inherited from Borland Pascal - which had a pre-Windows API window library - OWL - which also used Thunks.

The Thunk tables were very architecure dependant, and didn't work too well with Warp...

Forget your deepest, darkest secrets, smart speakers will soon listen for sniffles and farts too

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Re: Google failed me...

"They are the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers." ... and Fat Freddy's Cat.

"Wait until he puts on his stereo headphones!"

Nikola Tesla's greatest challenge: He could measure electricity but not stupidity

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"Alas, the Tesla museum ran out of funds and shut down in the late 90's/early 2000's. It has since been refitted and reopened, but I don't know if they still have the same demonstrations as I saw"

I visited it last December. They still had those demonstrations - including the Light Sabre flourescent tubes.

Well worth a visit

Tumblr turns stumblr, left humblr: Blogging biz blogs bloggers' private info to world+dog

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Re: Give it to me straight.

"J.R.Hartley - assume the position."

... Rod in hand!

SpaceX touches down in California as Voyager 2 spies interstellar space

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Nominally ??

"the Falcon 9 performed nominally"

This always slightly irritates me. Why do these Space types always say 'nominally' when they mean 'as intended' or even 'normally''?

Nominally: adverb

1. by or as regards name; in name; ostensibly:

"He was nominally the leader, but others actually ran the organization."

Developer goes rogue, shoots four colleagues at ERP code maker

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Re: M biggest worry on a long visit to head office in Texss...

"1- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_vehicle_fatality_rate_in_U.S._by_year"

Matbe Americans should learn to drive too



You know all those movies you bought from Apple? Um, well, think different: You didn't

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Re: Legalised theft

"What it doesn't mean is that WontGoAllTheWay Records will then visit every record shop in the country, remove all unsold records, and then visit every house and remove every SOLD record too.

Yet that is exactly what is happening here."

To be fair to Apple (gulp!) it's not exactly what's happening here.

If you buy a movie from ITunes and download it, the downloaded copy is linked to your Apple Id - so you can play it as long as Apple still exist, and you remember your Apple Id password. The Studio - or WontGoAllTheWay can't do anything to 'revoke' your already downloaded copy.

♫ The Core i9 clock cycles go up. Who cares where they come down?

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Re: unless I am wrong

Yes - you're wrong.

The 512GB (and up) 15" macbook Pros come as standard with the core i7 processor.

You only get the core i9 one if you specifically specify it as a build-to-order option

UK footie fans furious as Sky Broadband goes TITSUP: Total inability to stream unfair penalties

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Paris Hilton

Re: and the England Game ?

Not sure that I should admit to knowing this, but 'Love Island' started just as the final whistle in the England vs Tunisia game sounded.

So it was possible to watch both - er, allegedly

USA! USA! We're No.1! And we want to keep it that way – in spaaaace

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"NASAs biggest problem is Congress"

If JFK hadn't been assassinated, I wonder if Apollo would have cancelled before they got to the moon at all - maybe after the Apollo 1 fire.

But once he'd been killed, no one in Congress dared to besmirch his legacy by shutting down his pet project..

Maybe an unintended consequence of that dreadful day was to result in a giant leap for mankind.

Can't log into your TSB account? Well, it's your own fault for trying

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".... I managed to catch Dumbo all the way through"

Avoid the scene where his Mother's locked in a cage with a sign saying "mad Elephant" - at least if anyone's around.

Worse than th 'Daddy! My Daddy!" bit at the end of the Railway Children...

Apple's QWERTY gets dirty leaving fanbois shirty

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Re: Fit for purpose

(i.e. you didn't ... drop food into it)

There's the rub. How much food is reasonable.

Ok - if you use it as a plate for your spaghetti bolognaise, you deserve to have it fail. But it would be reasonable to expect it to be resistant to a single biscuit crumb

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I quite like the keyboard...

I quite like the keyboard on my 2016 MBP. It's positive and fast to type on, with good audible feeback (aka it's too clicky!)

But I'm wating with bated breath for it to fail. Probably the day after my Applecare expires.

Super Cali upstart's new rocket test approaches, even though the size of it won't launch a Tesla motor

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Re: Headline

"One of your best yet."

... except it doesn't quite scan, and doesn't quite rhyme(!)

"Super Cali upstart's shiny rocket test approaches..." would have fixed the first one.

What's silent but violent and costs $250m? Yes, it's Lockheed Martin's super-quiet, supersonic X-plane for NASA

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New Macbook Pro?

Happy as Larry: Why Oracle won the Google Java Android case

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Re: "Get a licence or build something new. It's really that simple."

"Apple went their own way (or course) and inflicted the abomination that is Objective-c upon us poor developers."

At least they've redeemed themselves by giving us the delectable Swift

Uni IT man stole £22k of Macs to pay for smack

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A SmacBook pro?

Half the world warned 'Chinese space station will fall on you'

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Re: Does Tiangong-1 contain Chinese steel or aluminum?

> "And I did not even bother with all the extra fluff in "cousins" or "version"

"Version"' is probably not a great example. I'm sure the late Brian Sewell would have pronounced it correctly

IT peeps, be warned: You'll soon be a museum exhibit

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Re: Back in the day

" we only had 3 or 4 channels on the TV, and if we wanted to change between them we had to get up and push a button."

Ah - a youngster then!. We only had two channels. If we wanted to change between them we had to get up and turn a bakerlite knob to one of the two positions.

We also had to get up and thump the side of the thing sometimes - to stop it scrolling

You're decorating it wrong: Apple HomePod gives wood ring of death

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Re: Oh great

"Apparently that distorts the bass from the pod and makes it sound bad"

That's what the BBC said - but I call BS. If the speaker had metal spikes as 'feet' then maybe. But seeing as it has a squishy silicone ring it's not going to be relying on that to transmit the bass.

Back to songs with Ring in them, lets go back to the seventies with

- Ring my bell - Anita Ward

- Telephone Man - Meri Wilson. Ok there's no Ring in the title, but plenty in the lyrics and it's long overdue for a revival!

The UK's super duper 1,000mph car is being tested in Cornwall

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Re: Cool, but why?

According to their website the maximum rotational speed at 1050mph is 10304 r.p.m

The wheels have a diamter of 900mm, so my fag-packet maths seems to support this:

1050mph = 469m/s = 166 revs/sec = 9960 r.p.m

Still bloody quick though!

Top of the radio charts: Jodrell Bank goes for UNESCO World Heritage status

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Re: what is Unesco?

"An example of the status they have, is for instance. that say McDonald's is not allowed to hang their name on the Statue of Liberty."

... and the BBC won't be able to film Doctor Who at Jodrell Bank ?

Set your alarms for 2.40am UTC – so you can watch Unix time hit 1,500,000,000

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... and to think that Jesus was alive less than 40 of my lifetimes ago

And my Grandad was born in 1888 - he was 11 when Johann Strauss II died- makes me feel practically Victorian myself.

Strange stuff, time!

Li-ion king Goodenough creates battery he says really is... good enough

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Re: He does look a bit like

I was thinking more Stanley Unwin

Glass Electrolipoles any one?

Apple Watch exec Bob Mansfield 'gets into secret Apple car'

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Re: Wait, stop press...

> How does SteveJobs pronounce it?

He rhymes it with Smeg

Logging on to United's frequent flyer site might take longer than a flight

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Re: Kill all the security questions now

> As for my school, I use one that never existed ( and no it is not Hogwarts)

St. Custards?

Swiss try to wind up Apple with $25k dumb-watch

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Re: Acceptable Levels of Accuracy?

> Sounds like you want a radio controlled, clear dialled watch, and that's a grand.

... or £350 for an Apple Watch. (gd&r!)

Here's a thing about their accuracy...




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