* Posts by Valerion

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Council's school-snoop-op ruled illegal

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Tit for tat

Take a couple of weeks off work and stalk, follow and otherwise spy on the council boss and his family. Film them and take pictures. When challenged state that you are gathering evidence to prove that they are involved in illegal activity (namely the harassing of innocent people).

iPhones dialling up premium-rate bills again

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Happened to my son

He was playing with this app and got me to say something - I noticed it wasn't playing it back and then realised it was in the middle of a phone-call to an 0906 number. I immediately hung up the call, not least because my charming boy had been asking me to say "Daddy needs a big wee" for some unknown reason.

Child protection campaigners claim hollow victory over Facebook

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What happens when it's pressed?

a) Sod all

b) SWAT team coming through the window?

Can't see anyone pressing it for a laugh at all.

UK.gov scraps stop'n'search terror power

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Blimey

I'd forgotten what sensible government did.

Microsoft swings axe at 'hundreds' of jobs globally

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Justification?

What's the justification for making layoffs? "Sorry guys we only made $10bn profit this year, gonna have to tighten that belt" ?!

Brazilian banker's crypto baffles FBI

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Asterisks

I bet his password is just 8 asterisks.

Hoodies swipe bus for YouTube joyride

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To be fair

She is a better driver than most of the bus drivers I've had the pleasure of being a passenger with.

Pakistani lawyer petitions for death of Mark Zuckerberg

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God

I may not be an expert but I always thought Mohmammed was a 7th century prophet and specifically NOT a God.

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Logic

If they are going after Facebook for hosting it, can't they also go after the CEO of a paper-manufacturing company for making paper that allows one to be drawn? Or Rymans for selling pens?

The people need to get a grip. And a copy of The God Delusion.

Garage worker prangs £200k Ferrari

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TWOC?

If a road-test was not required (and if this was a standard MOT then I don't see why one would have been), then surely this would count as Taking Without Owners Consent and be prosecutable?

Honestly, has he never seen Ferris Beulers Day Off?

UK hot-swaps leaders - Brown out, Cameron in

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This "Electing the PM" thing

Yes yes we all know that technically, TECHNICALLY, we elect our local MP and the PM is decided by the governing party and all that.

BUT, I didn't see my local MP on TV debating what "he would do when if was Prime Minister". In fact, i don't even know what my local Conservative MP looks like (I fully realise this is my own fault) but I voted for him anyway because I wanted Cameron in power. The same goes for pretty much everyone who voted, realistically. At the end of the day the candidate is not going to be sticking their neck on the block for any local issues, they are going to do what the party whips tell them to do.

The perception is that we are voting for the person we want to run the country even if we technically vote for our local MP.

Anyway, speaking of immigration (not that we were really) couldn't we have found someone in the UK to write this article? :)

Bill Gates chucks cash at climate cooling cloud creator

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I think they've already started

Judging by the look of the sky outside of my window.

Physicist unmasks 99-year-old mistake in English dictionaries

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Based on today's events

It appears they have also got the definition of "Democracy" wrong as well.

Cameron aims to bring LibDems into government

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PR

If we end up with Proportional Representation this is exactly what we'll have forever.

UK polling stations turn away 'hundreds' of voters

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WTF?

What amazed me

Was they were saying unexpectedly high numbers turned up to vote.

WTF?

a) They knew this was going to be a high turnout.

b) Surely they should be planning on 100% turning up anyway?

California's 'Zero Energy House' is actually massive fossil hog

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Combined hydronic heating system

"Hydronic" simply means the use of water to transmit heat generated in some other way - in this case by burning fossil fuel, specifically natural gas.

Genius! When I sell my house I'm going to say it's got a combined hydronic heating system instead of a combi boiler.

Commodore 64 reincarnated as quad-core Ubuntu box

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Missing one important bit

I see a Shift key, but no Run-Stop.

US couple jailed for TV shoplifting brag

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Help with their financial situation?

What, like help in spending it? They were making $3,500 a week!! That should be enough to get by on!

LHC boffins crank beams to 3.5 TeV redline

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Dump core

Meh, nothing but a hi-tech gravel trap!

Madoff geeks charged for writing book-cooking code

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@Graham Bartlett

Yeah fair enough matey.. as I said at the end maybe they were fully in on it. The blackmailing doesn't exactly help their cause much...

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@Neoc

I'm guessing they were invested in the ponzi scheme and those payments were from the scheme not part of their actual salary.

Still... 30 years for writing some software that they were ordered to write by their employer (more than most murderers get). Yes they could've not written it but they'd have been out on their backsides. Leaving your job to take the moral highground might be nice and idealistic but when you have bills to pay in a recession you don't rock the boat.

I feel a bit sorry for them. Of course I could be wrong and they could have been totally in on it and doing it quite willingly.

One in four UK schoolkids admits hacking

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guessing a password != hacking

I was fixing my next-door neighbour's daughter's laptop the other week. I booted it up and was faced with a password. I tried a blank password which didn't work, but then Windows gave me a hint. With that hint I guessed it in one try.

Guess that makes me a l33t hax0r too.

Muso turfed off train for 'suspicious' set list

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When confronted by people like this

Ask exactly what authority they have to make you get off a train, or to detain you on the platform, or, in fact, to ask you to do anything at all.

When they reveal that they actually have no powers enshrined upon them by law you can happily go back to ignoring them.

Global warming may be normal at this point in glacial cycle

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FAIL

No clue

When I was at school it was all about the ice-age returning. Then it was all about global warming. Now, again, it is about an ice-age returning.

Good thing with this complete lack of scientific consensus that they aren't trying to set taxes and financial commitments based on any of this.

Oh, wait....

Vulcan kept airborne by £400k refuel

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Good news

I saw it at the Biggin Hill airshow last year, having seen the last flight many years ago. It was still the most awesome thing on show and got the best reaction from the crowd, and was the most excited the commentator got all day as well.

Long may it keep flying!

Google execs protest Italian guilty verdicts

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FAIL

Offensive

Who at Google gets to be the moral arbiter of all posted content?

What is offensive to some people isn't offensive to all (except, yes, in this case it is obviously offensive to all people of normal sensibilities).

A stupid verdict. As much as there is irony in it in some ways, it is still a massive precedent to set. They cannot reasonably police all user-posted content. It's kind of like suing the council for allowing a mugging to take place on their streets.

Twitter bomb threat joke man faces possible jail sentence

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FAIL

Ah good

The streets, and airports, are now safe.

Bonuses all round, chaps. I'll sleep easier tonight for sure.

O2 claims win in UK mobile broadband speed test

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I agree, O2 is very quick

On the extremely rare occasions it actually gives me a 3G signal.

Scorsese and De Niro planning Taxi Driver II?

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Stop

Classic movie

Leave it be.

The Loch Ness Stig gets pixellated

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Some say

He has complete control of his image rights...

... and that he can change things on Google by the power of thought.

Man sets mice on musophobic ex-missus

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Coat

What a dirty rat!

Yeah yeah I'm going.

Regulator sniffs around stonking iPhone game bills

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My 4yr old

Loves to play games on my iPhone. Bubblewrap was installed. Now it isn't.

Thanks El Reg!

Which? warns on pirate letters

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Sound exactly like private car park fines

Somebody can park a car with my number plate on (might be my car, might not, might be my IP address, might not.) and I get a ticket on it and then a "fine" comes through the post to me because the car is registed to me. It is not enforceable because a) It is not proven that the offence was commited by me (merely that a car bearing an identifier that could be spoofed was), and b) they have no authority to fine people. In fact all they can do is request damages according to their loss. That is known as an invoice.

I don't see this as any different. If you are accused of downloading 5 movies then the damages should be the cost of those 5 movies. In fact it should really be the studio and rights-holders margins, and not the retail cost. They have no authority to fine you, only the courts do.

If I hadn't read this and got one of those I would have assumed it was a scam along with the "send us £250 cos you've won the lottery and need to claim it!" scams and filed in the recycling bin.

Microsoft 'offered sex and drugs to distributors'

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One way or another

Microsoft will ensure you're f****d.

Compulsory perv scanners upset everyone

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@The Vociferous Time Waster

Sorry, I was meant to be sarcastic but it didn't come over very well!

Even if it just speeds up queues I'll be happy. I got stuck for over ten minutes behind a dumb idiot who couldn't work out that any one of the 500 metal objects he seemed to have on his person could be setting off the bleepy machine.

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I don't mind the idea

As long as they work.

Top Gear's Stig prowls Loch Ness

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Coat

Blurring of Gentlemans area

Obvious when you think about it - it's where his registration number is!

Free postcoders bang on Ordnance Survey door

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@AC 16:36

The point is the Royal Mail have to maintain the PAF regardless of whether they sell it as it is obviously used by them anyway.

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Not a money spinner?

Sorry but £25m for doing nothing is a pretty good money-spinner if you ask me. Doesn't matter how much you make overall, £25m for doing naff all is good business sense.

Damages slashed for US freetard

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The Real Reason

There was no way she could pay $2m so there was no point in even trying to get the money from her. But $54,000 might be possible, and as she is not exactly wealthy will also have a fantastic effect on her quality of life, and that of any children she may have.

Everyone wins!!*

*As long as you are the RIAA.

DVLA makes £44m flogging drivers' details

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It is awful, however...

My wife got a "parking ticket" the other day for the heinous offence of forgetting to display her permit in a small pub car park that she parks in every day.

Obviously I have no intention of responding to them, but so far they have wasted money on sending people to the car park, and will possibly waste money on the DVLA as well getting MY name and address (not my wife's name - the car is registered to me). I know enough to ignore it. It is an invoice, not a fine, and I did not enter into a contract with them so they cannot pursue me for anything. And if they did all they could claim in law is the cost of any loss. As my wife has a permit there is no monetary loss.

If the word gets out enough and people refuse to be bullied then these firms will eventually go out of business. In fact I'd like the DVLA to help them by putting up charges to £10 a time. Then they'll make a profit, too!

Discrimination warning over airport body scanners

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@robhogg. lukewarmdog

I see your point(s) and indeed wasn't that shoebomber guy white (or at least white-ish)? The point remains though that a white, middle-class family from Surrey flying to Disneyworld should be bottom of the "suspicious" list. Single men, fair enough. The only time I've been stopped by customs is when travelling as a single man, That tells us something. But as I said, I've no objection to me or my kids going through a scanner really.

More to the point though is the general stupidity of the situation. When travelling last year I wasn't allowed to take a small amount of medicine for my son on board ecause the bottle it was in could potentially hold more than 125ml, even though it only had about 30ml in it. That is just stupid. I was, however, allowed to take a cigarette lighter (for burning), a belt (for strangling), a pen (for stabbing) and a mobile phone (as a remote trigger). Good thing I didn't have that anti-histamine!

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Equality Watchdog? Get lost

Does anybody want them? Another unelected quango staffed by idiots with no common sense.

Profiling makes perfect sense. My family, consisting of 2 adults and 2 young kids, going on holiday to Florida are blatantly not a threat. The guy with the ticking rucksack is. So why screen us?

You wait - the people who pose an actual terror threat will start screaming that it's against their religion to be viewed on a full-body scanner and so they'll be allowed through without it whilst the rest of us are forced through it. Not that I'd be that bothered by it really. In fact it's a great idea. However somebody will soon find a way around it, they always do.

French top MOT failure league

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Not a reliability indicator

Most failures are for:

Drivers View Of Road (could be anything from a badly placed tax disk, a sat-nav bracket or a windscreen chip)

Brakes (usually brake pads have worn down)

Tyres (have worn down)

These have nothing to do with reliability.

Next-gen iPhone rumored for April

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Never understood

Why the iPhone can't use an MP3 as a ringtone (without complicated conversions to ringtones and uploading them to the phone). It's been a feature on every other phone I've owned for years. Select a song and set it as your ringtone. Simples.

Endeavour stays toasty in Florida chill

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Cold?

I know Florida is having a chill right now but surely space is colder anyway???

Galileo sat-nav contracts, startup dates announced

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Better than 10m

GPS these days is better than 10M, especially with WAAS/EGNOS. It used to be a lot worse when Selective Availability was enabled but this was turned off years and years ago.

The Military version is still much more accurate though but only suitably-equipped military gear can read it (uses a different, much longer PRC IIRC).

Bosses warned over Scrooge-like approach to snow problems

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How does this fit?

With the Highways Agency advising against travel?

BOFH: Key performance undertakers

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Where's episode 16?

Did I miss it or is this just a numbering error that can be easily put down to too much eggnog?

Research suggests Wii Fit is no flab fighter

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That's because

Everyone only plays the marble-tilt game and the ski jump game, both of which require no effort at all.

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